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Abbycuttie: [color=#995500]Pm me[/color] |
[color=#995500]Perseverance kept yo! But please go back to the village, buy grandma things she likes And cry on her shoulders. Hold her legs and let her know u won't release until she tells u hidden mysteries surrounding d birth of ur sister and u. Thank me larer Zanga[/color] |
[color=#995500]These things don't melt d heart of our leaders here... I bet Novelty match? How about novelty riot[/color] |
Dhavids: [color=#995500] Good question The foundation he laid is faulty 1. I ain't the type that showers manie and gifts to puszays...... 2. The gal converted him into her ATM 3. Don't be surprised she is in for his money 4. Tell d guy not to end the relationship himself, but tell him to start saying NO to all her requests. I mean allllll 5. Get back here and thank me[/color] |
[color=#995500]Do this at ur peril.... The same pple u Help blow whistle Are d same people to stick bullets in ur brain. Padipadi government[/color] |
[color=#995500]Ur guy na DINDINRIN.... the type that spoils shows for real niggaz I pray he uses the money to buy condom and boxers for another badt nigga [/color] |
[color=#995500]I only have a friend in newyork... Sorry US based, please help a sister here abeg. [/color] |
[color=#995500]Is it only me? I kept imagining the stinging and sore pains felt upon Havin sharp teeth on ur succulent fragile balls. Choi |
[color=#995500]Apari take eye go market o FTC dedicated to all real brothers. #zanga [/color] |
TheVictorious: [color=#995500]Maybe I don't know.... Maybe you shld Tel me d patents they hold.... Or are u just wowed by their aesthetics? [/color] |
[color=#995500]Whether they debunk or not, all Nigerian schools are nothing but shyteholes. Until we have a young vibrant presido who can make intelligent policies [/color] |
[color=#995500]Let them remember to do vigil too. Bunch of crackheads. Nigeria remains in a worse condition abeg[/color] |
[color=#995500]Seun where art thou? [/color] |
[color=#995500]You will be welcome when you show us your face, until den, [/color] |
Lalasticlala |
weirdgf: [color=#995500]08024924819[/color] |
[color=#995500]Don't forget one zanga rule : if you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten anyways. By the time ur only sibling gets assassinated or poisoned anyways by his wife and her adulterous cohorts, then you'd sure come again to give us stories that Touch. This shyte happens when a man refuses to blend before getting into marriage. Blend, No..... Mix with the street, No, my mummy won't lemme go out. They will be forming brother Titus 6 facking years? You see ya life? #zanga[/color] |
thebest1210: [color=#995500] I'm happy that you're happy sir. Anything for a brother as always #zanga[/color] |
[color=#995500]Google is ur friend... Google for cracked product key for same... Thank me larer[/color] |
weirdgf: [color=#995500]Pm me[/color] |
[color=#995500] You, my friend, are a nigga Keep repping d #zanga I just kept imagining if na calabar/ondo woman find am..... Samoyed na beautification, it's name would be lokili by now [/color] |
[color=#995500]Make him a minor in kirikiri But wait, Is his head flat? Anyone WIth good lens? [/color] |
[color=#995500]Trump believes in all stick approach at tackling problems. History will know him as a successful businessman but a poor leader at that. He forgot the number one Zanga rule: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. Governance is never business! #zanga[/color] |
comradeodunze: [color=#995500] You failed d intelligence test yet again. Now don't sweat it cavey boy, shld ya. ![]() #zanga[/color] |
comradeodunze: [color=#995500] Lemme measure your intelligence if you'd yet understand your sh.it, maybe I'd reply u #zanga[/color] |
[color=#995500]In the land of d flatthheadz Keywords: Uchechi, Abia, Imo. NCAN.. Reporting live from Lagos [/color] |
[color=#995500]OP, your question is relative What seemS affordable to you may dent my purse. You shlda paraphrased thus: What kinda cars can I get between the affordable range of xxxxx-xxxxx[/color] |
[color=#995500]No OP, it's a psychological thing. You'd believe you can be looked down upon if and only if you believe you are below them Now bloggers, stop looking down on urself #zanga[/color] |
[color=#995500]So good things can come from the mouth of Delilah.... Samson yaf suffered oooo[/color] |
As I reached the market square, the heat from the ring formed by villagers was intense coupled with the heat emanating from the bonfire made at the centre of this ring. At an angle seated King Lanlehin and his chiefs. To the King’s right was the Otun-Oba, Chief Gbegbekunegbe, a short-statured, pot bellied and very arrogant man. His upper lip was fenced with a thick bush of moustache, He is a heavy drinker and is notorious for his troubles. He adores bribes like his wellbeing depended on it. He has 18 wives, but it seemed to amaze me why short statured people never lookout for corresponding heights in women they love. All his wives were very tall and muscular. Has he ever thought they could pass a vote of no confidence in him someday and beat him till death visits. Oh!, my bad, he never walks alone, always in the presence of muscular looking body guards, that was his immunity. No one loved him except for his guards who picks crumbs of bread dropped from his table. Flanked to the King’s left was Osi-Oba – Chief Igbofidudusola who is the complete opposite of Chief Gbegbekunegbe when we talk stature. He is well mannered and would never bite more than he can chew. At the back of the King seated other less important chiefs and a giant King guard fanning the King with a giant fan decorated in royal embroidery. While I scanned through the crowd to locate any of my family members or perhaps friends, someone from behind covered my face and asked “guess who it is”. It could not be anyone other than……….to be continued. |
I asked myself like I expected them to know I would have a bad dream and even if they knew, should a grown up boy still be sore afraid as this? I managed to hit the passage leading to the entrance of the house. It was a “face me I face you” structure. The passage of the house lead into 10 rooms; 5 on the right and same on the left. I looked back every minute to check if the creature was following me. I reached the door and my worst fear came to full realization. I had been locked from outside. The anger mixed with fear caused me to be violent. I immediately reached for my father’s axe always placed at a corner of the door post, the one he uses on the farm, I needed not two strikes, I hit the lock of the door and it flung open despite the door was made from strong Iroko planks, I never believe my strength but it didn’t fail me. I ran like it was a race to win the most valuable treasure in the world, I was out of the house, it was dark and that could mean just two things, its either dusk or dawn; my fear dwindled a little but not for long. I made for the neighbouring hut. Karounwi! Karounwi!! Ejimogobia! Kilanko! The echo that imitated my calls for my friends depicted nothing but that the town was empty. The thought of that monster reappearing resurfaced. Obviously, I was on my own through those sualidid moments. Suddenly I began to hear chantings, though it was fade I managed to concentrate what it sounded like. My effort to listen hard couldn’t last for long as the vibrating songs of well fed male frogs and toads coupled with those of crickets shaded the chantings. That prompted me to follow the direction the chantings were coming from. At last I could hear what seemed: “Olalomi l’ole ja o, Ija l’ole ja” (Olalomi is the warrior, yes he is). Immediately I realized it was from the market square. Then it dawned on me it was the eve of the celebration of the most powerful god in our village – Ojumogobia. Ojumogobia was believed to be a god of love and abundance. Any marriage rite performed in isolation of Ojumogobia won’t last for long coupled with the sure fact such marriage must end without a fruit. This god was highly revered and loved, Ojumogobia’s priest was given same respect and love but only the King wont bow to greet him as he is believed to be the “husband” of all gods and witches. He is consulted whenever the King has trouble making some important decisions. He never goes out, his residence is in the wild. Ojugomobia priest must never see a woman till he dies. Upon delivery by his mother, the newest priest would be covered with a black cloth on its face, no he must not see any woman, not even his own mother. The god was powerful such that his priest must have sexual meeting with a woman once in his lifetime, this very one time, the woman he made love to must conceive and the child must be a boy. While he makes love to this woman, he must do in blindfolds. Ojumogobia was very powerful, I won’t forget to mention – could be cold and mean too. As soon as the mother of the child of the priest delivers, she drinks a portion which is going to kill her immediately, rather peacefully. The pride in being referred as the mother of Ojumogobia’s priest would want any woman wish to be chosen by the god but the thought of never seeing your child and dying almost immediately after delivery makes them shiver and never wished to be chosen. But either way, nature must take its course, Ojugomobia must surely choose a woman, whoever gets chosen must be apprehended against her will, taken to Ojumogobia’s dark forest where the reigning priest makes love to her once till she delivers. |
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