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PropertiesRe: Accommodation In Ibadan....... Help by daewoorazer(m): 9:26am On Feb 16, 2017
Abbycuttie:
please I need a room self contain around Bashorun or IDI Ape area in Ibadan for rent at a cheaper rate.

[color=#995500]Pm me[/color]
FamilyRe: What Do You Say Of This Kind Of Siblings And Mother- Should I Forget About Them? by daewoorazer(m): 12:34am On Feb 14, 2017
[color=#995500]Perseverance kept yo!

But please go back to the village, buy grandma things she likes And cry on her shoulders. Hold her legs and let her know u won't release until she tells u hidden mysteries surrounding d birth of ur sister and u.

Thank me larer


Zanga[/color]
SportsRe: Messi, Ronaldo, Zidane To Storm Abuja by daewoorazer(m): 11:56pm On Feb 13, 2017
[color=#995500]These things don't melt d heart of our leaders here... I bet


Novelty match? How about novelty riot[/color]
RomanceRe: Can You Continue With The Relationship And Marry A Girl Who Did This To You?? by daewoorazer(m): 8:12am On Feb 13, 2017
Dhavids:
Hw would you have handled it?

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Good question
The foundation he laid is faulty

1. I ain't the type that showers manie and gifts to puszays......
2. The gal converted him into her ATM
3. Don't be surprised she is in for his money
4. Tell d guy not to end the relationship himself, but tell him to start saying NO to all her requests. I mean allllll
5. Get back here and thank me[/color]
PoliticsRe: How To Become Federal Government Whistle-blower by daewoorazer(m): 8:06am On Feb 13, 2017
[color=#995500]Do this at ur peril.... The same pple u Help blow whistle Are d same people to stick bullets in ur brain.


Padipadi government[/color]
RomanceRe: Can You Continue With The Relationship And Marry A Girl Who Did This To You?? by daewoorazer(m): 7:59am On Feb 13, 2017
[color=#995500]Ur guy na DINDINRIN.... the type that spoils shows for real niggaz


I pray he uses the money to buy condom and boxers for another badt nigga




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TravelRe: I Need Help With Accomodation In Boston by daewoorazer(m): 10:20pm On Feb 12, 2017
[color=#995500]I only have a friend in newyork... Sorry

US based, please help a sister here abeg. [/color]
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lady Bites Off Boyfriend's Testicles During Argument by daewoorazer(m): 7:51am On Feb 12, 2017
[color=#995500]Is it only me?


I kept imagining the stinging and sore pains felt upon Havin sharp teeth on ur succulent fragile balls. Choi shocked[/color]
RomanceRe: Nigerian Lady Rocks Mum's 40 Year Old Wedding Dress In Prewedding Photoshoot by daewoorazer(m): 7:37am On Feb 12, 2017
[color=#995500]Apari take eye go market o


FTC dedicated to all real brothers.

#zanga


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EducationRe: UNILAG Management Denies Implementing New Dress Code For Students by daewoorazer(m): 12:19pm On Feb 11, 2017
TheVictorious:
Maybe you dont know Covenant University is a Nigerian university!

[color=#995500]Maybe I don't know.... Maybe you shld Tel me d patents they hold.... Or are u just wowed by their aesthetics? [/color]
EducationRe: UNILAG Management Denies Implementing New Dress Code For Students by daewoorazer(m): 7:09am On Feb 11, 2017
[color=#995500]Whether they debunk or not, all Nigerian schools are nothing but shyteholes.

Until we have a young vibrant presido who can make intelligent policies [/color]
PoliticsRe: ECOWAS Parliament Prays For President Buhari by daewoorazer(m): 7:01am On Feb 11, 2017
[color=#995500]Let them remember to do vigil too. Bunch of crackheads.

Nigeria remains in a worse condition abeg[/color]
Christianity EtcRe: Agnostic Tendencies by daewoorazer(m): 11:46pm On Feb 09, 2017
[color=#995500]Seun where art thou? [/color]
RomanceRe: Show Some Luv by daewoorazer(m): 6:47pm On Feb 09, 2017
[color=#995500]You will be welcome when you show us your face, until den, angry[/color]
CrimeRe: INDIA: Nigerian Arrested On Arrival With 1.3 KG Cocaine Capsules In His Stomach by daewoorazer(m): 6:45pm On Feb 09, 2017
Lalasticlala
PropertiesRe: I Need An Apartment In Iwo,osun State by daewoorazer(m): 7:34pm On Feb 08, 2017
weirdgf:
Drop your number

[color=#995500]08024924819[/color]
FamilyRe: . by daewoorazer(m): 6:26am On Feb 08, 2017
[color=#995500]Don't forget one zanga rule : if you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten anyways.

By the time ur only sibling gets assassinated or poisoned anyways by his wife and her adulterous cohorts, then you'd sure come again to give us stories that Touch.

This shyte happens when a man refuses to blend before getting into marriage. Blend, No..... Mix with the street, No, my mummy won't lemme go out. They will be forming brother Titus


6 facking years?
You see ya life?

#zanga[/color]
ComputersRe: I Can't Use My Microsoft Office 2016/2103 by daewoorazer(m): 7:04am On Feb 05, 2017
thebest1210:
will tank you now! Just got some now! Never knew it can be gotten this way!
thanks alot! God bless u bro

[color=#995500]
I'm happy that you're happy sir.


Anything for a brother as always


#zanga[/color]
ComputersRe: I Can't Use My Microsoft Office 2016/2103 by daewoorazer(m): 11:18pm On Feb 04, 2017
[color=#995500]Google is ur friend... Google for cracked product key for same... Thank me larer[/color]
PropertiesRe: I Need An Apartment In Iwo,osun State by daewoorazer(m): 10:51pm On Feb 03, 2017
weirdgf:
Anyone with an apartment in iwo, osun state should kindly quote me, i need the apartment for about 6 months


[color=#995500]Pm me[/color]
PetsRe: Strayed Samoyed Breed Dog Roaming Around Maitama by daewoorazer(m): 10:06am On Feb 03, 2017
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You, my friend, are a nigga


Keep repping d #zanga






I just kept imagining if na calabar/ondo woman find am..... Samoyed na beautification, it's name would be lokili by now
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CrimeRe: Fake Nigerian Army Major Arrested In Maiduguri (photo) by daewoorazer(m): 6:49am On Feb 02, 2017
[color=#995500]Make him a minor in kirikiri





But wait, Is his head flat?
Anyone WIth good lens?
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Foreign AffairsRe: Ag. Attorney General Orders Justice Dept. Not To Defend Refugee Ban by daewoorazer(m): 1:30am On Jan 31, 2017
[color=#995500]Trump believes in all stick approach at tackling problems. History will know him as a successful businessman but a poor leader at that.

He forgot the number one Zanga rule: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

Governance is never business!


#zanga[/color]
CrimeRe: 2 Female Robbers Caught In Port-Harcourt With Master Keys (Photos) by daewoorazer(m): 1:22am On Jan 31, 2017
comradeodunze:
You are welcomed to get high on a typo son.

[color=#995500]shocked

You failed d intelligence test yet again. Now don't sweat it cavey boy, shld ya.

grin

#zanga[/color]
CrimeRe: 2 Female Robbers Caught In Port-Harcourt With Master Keys (Photos) by daewoorazer(m): 9:15pm On Jan 30, 2017
comradeodunze:
Is that not your sisters working hard to send you to jand?

[color=#995500]
Lemme measure your intelligence if you'd yet understand your sh.it, maybe I'd reply u


#zanga[/color]
CrimeRe: 2 Female Robbers Caught In Port-Harcourt With Master Keys (Photos) by daewoorazer(m):
[color=#995500]In the land of d flatthheadz


Keywords: Uchechi, Abia, Imo.




NCAN.. Reporting live from Lagos







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Car TalkRe: Which Cars Are The Most Affordable In Nigeria? by daewoorazer(m): 6:48am On Jan 30, 2017
[color=#995500]OP, your question is relative

What seemS affordable to you may dent my purse. You shlda paraphrased thus:

What kinda cars can I get between the affordable range of xxxxx-xxxxx[/color]
WebmastersRe: #stop Looking Down On Bloggers... By Lexhansplace by daewoorazer(m): 6:45am On Jan 30, 2017
[color=#995500]No OP, it's a psychological thing. You'd believe you can be looked down upon if and only if you believe you are below them




Now bloggers, stop looking down on urself



#zanga[/color]
CareerRe: Tips To Help You On Your First Day At A New Job by daewoorazer(m): 7:23am On Jan 28, 2017
[color=#995500]So good things can come from the mouth of Delilah....



Samson yaf suffered oooo[/color]
LiteratureRe: The Bleeding Stone - A Story By Olatubosun by daewoorazer(op): 3:39pm On Jan 25, 2017
As I reached the market square, the heat from the ring formed by villagers was intense coupled with the heat emanating from the bonfire made at the centre of this ring. At an angle seated King Lanlehin and his chiefs. To the King’s right was the Otun-Oba, Chief Gbegbekunegbe, a short-statured, pot bellied and very arrogant man. His upper lip was fenced with a thick bush of moustache, He is a heavy drinker and is notorious for his troubles. He adores bribes like his wellbeing depended on it. He has 18 wives, but it seemed to amaze me why short statured people never lookout for corresponding heights in women they love. All his wives were very tall and muscular. Has he ever thought they could pass a vote of no confidence in him someday and beat him till death visits. Oh!, my bad, he never walks alone, always in the presence of muscular looking body guards, that was his immunity. No one loved him except for his guards who picks crumbs of bread dropped from his table.


Flanked to the King’s left was Osi-Oba – Chief Igbofidudusola who is the complete opposite of Chief Gbegbekunegbe when we talk stature. He is well mannered and would never bite more than he can chew. At the back of the King seated other less important chiefs and a giant King guard fanning the King with a giant fan decorated in royal embroidery.
While I scanned through the crowd to locate any of my family members or perhaps friends, someone from behind covered my face and asked “guess who it is”. It could not be anyone other than……….to be continued.
LiteratureRe: The Bleeding Stone - A Story By Olatubosun by daewoorazer(op): 3:39pm On Jan 25, 2017
I asked myself like I expected them to know I would have a bad dream and even if they knew, should a grown up boy still be sore afraid as this?


I managed to hit the passage leading to the entrance of the house. It was a “face me I face you” structure. The passage of the house lead into 10 rooms; 5 on the right and same on the left. I looked back every minute to check if the creature was following me. I reached the door and my worst fear came to full realization. I had been locked from outside. The anger mixed with fear caused me to be violent. I immediately reached for my father’s axe always placed at a corner of the door post, the one he uses on the farm, I needed not two strikes, I hit the lock of the door and it flung open despite the door was made from strong Iroko planks, I never believe my strength but it didn’t fail me.


I ran like it was a race to win the most valuable treasure in the world, I was out of the house, it was dark and that could mean just two things, its either dusk or dawn; my fear dwindled a little but not for long. I made for the neighbouring hut.

Karounwi! Karounwi!!
Ejimogobia! Kilanko!

The echo that imitated my calls for my friends depicted nothing but that the town was empty. The thought of that monster reappearing resurfaced. Obviously, I was on my own through those sualidid moments.


Suddenly I began to hear chantings, though it was fade I managed to concentrate what it sounded like. My effort to listen hard couldn’t last for long as the vibrating songs of well fed male frogs and toads coupled with those of crickets shaded the chantings. That prompted me to follow the direction the chantings were coming from. At last I could hear what seemed:
“Olalomi l’ole ja o, Ija l’ole ja”
(Olalomi is the warrior, yes he is).


Immediately I realized it was from the market square. Then it dawned on me it was the eve of the celebration of the most powerful god in our village – Ojumogobia. Ojumogobia was believed to be a god of love and abundance. Any marriage rite performed in isolation of Ojumogobia won’t last for long coupled with the sure fact such marriage must end without a fruit. This god was highly revered and loved, Ojumogobia’s priest was given same respect and love but only the King wont bow to greet him as he is believed to be the “husband” of all gods and witches. He is consulted whenever the King has trouble making some important decisions. He never goes out, his residence is in the wild. Ojugomobia priest must never see a woman till he dies. Upon delivery by his mother, the newest priest would be covered with a black cloth on its face, no he must not see any woman, not even his own mother. The god was powerful such that his priest must have sexual meeting with a woman once in his lifetime, this very one time, the woman he made love to must conceive and the child must be a boy. While he makes love to this woman, he must do in blindfolds. Ojumogobia was very powerful, I won’t forget to mention – could be cold and mean too. As soon as the mother of the child of the priest delivers, she drinks a portion which is going to kill her immediately, rather peacefully. The pride in being referred as the mother of Ojumogobia’s priest would want any woman wish to be chosen by the god but the thought of never seeing your child and dying almost immediately after delivery makes them shiver and never wished to be chosen. But either way, nature must take its course, Ojugomobia must surely choose a woman, whoever gets chosen must be apprehended against her will, taken to Ojumogobia’s dark forest where the reigning priest makes love to her once till she delivers.

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