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Barselonia:
AM STILL A VIRGIN..... HOW SHE GO KNOW

When yu start to give am angles wey no possible

chinex276:
The day her strict father saw me kissing her, angrily he asked "who is he" terrified she said "NO! He is my cousin" nd i was lyk wtf... Ur papa no knw him own brother pikin again?

And am sure the old man asked."Which of your cousins?" How she con take complete am ?

Rutheby:
'I love you'...... Stil wondering why i believed dat.

Cos you're human :-/ #IGuess

Kachisbarbie:
hahaha...seeing a text of 'baby pls buy me postinor2'

And he was like, that wasn't for me, it was my hommiez girlfriend that sent it to him the day I lent him my phone because his phone was down and there wasn't a means to charge it...whew

I forgot to add that the sender was someone he claimed is an 'ex' - then he said his ex and his hommiez current girlfriend are namesakes...oh Good Jesus

I felt like taking an IQ test immediately - bc e get the kind lie person go tell you ehn, you would wonder if you're that dull...hahahaha

That guy is a living Legend #NoDoubt.

Revolva:
Girls are way too blind thats the way i see them some times when i see an average teen gal..to an adolescent lady...n even matured ladies..i see a big black eye patch two eye patches like a versace sunshaded covering their eyes written Blind..cos dem get eyes n brain but only few see n think with them

They want a fine boy. Then they don't want a fine boy again to avoid toomuch attention. Then they want a tall guy that is not too tall. And a black guy that is not too black and not too light then a rich guy even when they're leeches .then they don't. Like piercings and tattoos but they can die for chris brown or wizKid. Makes me kinda wonder at times .when God took a rib to make em. Maybe he should have taken a brain cell too. He knows best tho. #JustSayin.

uzolexis:
Yes it's a no no. What's the point of staying with someone i'm not attracted to. I would end up cheating on him so it's better I don't even go there at all.

not even if its Drake or Flavour ? O_o

Ucheosefoh:
What an irony you prefer light skinned girls and encourage the dark ones to bleach while you are dark as a black paint I think you need to lead by example

Bros .Abeg. Na fight? :-/

Natascha:
She was very fresh with darker skin, now she look like sandpaper

Which one is looking like "sandpaper" again bayyi :-/

LoungeCEO:
Only

Small money. that some people are even using to drink in Club sef.

Homguy:
But if I buy this ride, na today live inside am remain o. Heck! 85M on a car that a careless okada rider can bash and run? C'mon!

When rolls royce never finish for warehouse :-/ #YouCanPayForSchoolButYouCan'tBuyClass

sheunfemix:
Why is Adekunle Ajasin on the list?

cos its looks. Like a university I guess :-/

uzolexis:
Unfortunately i'm not attracted 2 yellow pawpaw guys

so. Technically.. its a No No if the guy's rich .tall. Handsome ..nd. Yellow... ? #Really. Not even if it's Drake or Osaze Odewingie :-/

uzolexis:
Unfortunately i'm not attracted 2 yellow pawpaw guys

so. Technically.. its a No No if the guy's rich .tall. Handsome ..nd. Yellow... ? #Really.

uzolexis:
I am not greedy....i only want him to be tall,rich,dark n handsome so i'm not asking 4 too much.

. What If he's tall .rich. Yellow pawpaw and Handsome. ? #

safarigirl:
Preach sister!

Dem go dey yarn like say guys like that no dey. Lola ain't complaining bout Peter, Will Smith's wide is happy. Mikel's babe is using him to tease us, James Rodriguez is happily married. Carmel Anthony is living it up with his wify.

So, what's this ish about?

Iam also looking for a slim .moderately tall girl with a fat bank account too #IsThatWeird?

DailyNews:
my brother all u said its true, but remember that everyone has a wish n a desire. We guys too have our own qualities, or y do u think many of such guys they are waiting for are still single Those guys are also screening ladies to check if they meet their own qualities too, that's d truth bro, so let's respect each others option for peace n love.

My little advice to guys is- work n pray to become that man every lady wants to have. I always thank God for my life- Lord I am deeply grateful for all u have done for me

The one that pains me is height (ii pity short guys, thank I escaped)- cos its not the guys' fault...but its well, and if a guy works hard n becomes a financial power house or even comfortable financially, many, I mean plenty pretty ladies are praying to have her as their hearththrob.

So to me, there's nothing wrong in their list except the lady in question doesn't measure up too.

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Yup. But we should. Put into consideration that most single men they're waiting for were previously screened out when the women were younger and their bobby was stiii pointing up. Now everything has gone. Down and they're desperate they're now looking for them..I don't blame men for running away too. Really. By that time the men no longer have faith in getting married anymore. If its the food? They' can always buy. If its sex ? There's olosho. If its kids? They've probably fathered some. Already with different women . When we were in skl. We chased girls buh they did shakara . Now some of them call us nd we just ignore em. Not because we don't want them. But the hunger is not just there anymore. I think that's how it works.

salvatore007:
How does dis put food on my table?

iono buh .its supposed to make you happier . I guess

When I see girls making lists .I don't blame them. I just pray for them not to be single at over 40 cos that's when they know wassup. alll this lists aint shiiii. The tall man today can have an accident and hs legs cut off. If Michael jackson could die broke. Even if the guy has 50billion. There's no guarantee that he'll always be as. Rich as you met him. #JustSaying

slimzypink:
I almost cried after reading d guyz interview.. we have got blood flowing in our body comon...its obvious sam is an emotional guy. tho he sounded childish in the interview but we ve all got that childishness in moments like this...truth is EXPECTATIONS IS THE ROOT OF ALL HEARTACHE... so dont expect much from people even those u licked their sour so dey cud get healed wud treat you like trash, cos dis life I got to understand u re good as ur last action.. d moment dey dnt need ya again some we forget u..so sam if u reading dis expect less and move on!!!

listen to d interview deres is the full version,dan reading dis..u wud understand how hurt dis guy felt mehn

GodBlessYou. Some people need to listen to the guy's voice in the interview to understand the ish. #Deep

egbedore:
No be for 9ja this go work. Mixtape? Puppy? Puppy ko lamb ni!

All ths naija girls be like .what is all this one? "why borrow puppy when you can buy KFC chicken"

Great. I feel ultra_expensive already. Judging by the gallons in my reservoir . Gf def needs to see this post

dechandel:
Is it close to sambisa

Yup. On the Outskirts of sambisa. Once you get to the forest .the First turning by your right, go straight .then take the second left. you'll see colombia. You can't miss it.

FastShipping:
SMH!! at the bolded

; DBaba shey you dey fear ni ? God dey protect you bro. Therefore you need to. Fear no babylon

CityNG:
Factory AC is an option on many "classic cars". You can also retrofit era correct HVAC system in most any car.

As far as swift, I suspect that this comes with age, but those of us that collect and enjoy classic vehicles are not interested in setting land speed records anymore. I have the collection of speeding tickets from most police agencies in California and Texas including a 150mph one on a Honda Hurricane CBR1000F.

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. Talk about vintage speeding tickets in year 2090 . But I just think vintage cars deserve to be just parked somewhere in some temperature controlled room and just be chilling .they've done their time and they served gallantly. Plus you can just waltz into your garage when you're sad .look at them and they just make. You happy instantly.. Words can't express what I feel whenever a Benz rolls by ...#Damn

She's an American . What else.

If you've seen the specs of the 2015 RollsRoyce Ghost.. Or the drop dead gorgeous "Phantom" they'll understand that all this vintage car driving is shiiii. Its okay to have em parked somewhere tho. Buh be in a car that has Fan. When some have deep freezer like A.C and are super swift. in this hot naija . No thanks. #JustSaying.

What is this one saying gain baayyi?

simpleseyi:
Which faith are you people talking about? You are a Christian only because you are born in Eastern Nigeria or in Western Nigeria or in Europe or America. If you were born by parents who are Sokoto indigenes, you will be a Muslim today.

If Pope Francis was born in Saudi Arabia by Saudi indigenes, today he will be a Muslim. Also, if the king of Saudi Arabia and the Sheikh of Qatar were born in Owerri by Catholic parents, today they will both be staunch Catholics.

These religious bigots are just over the whole place. The whitemen brought their religions to colonize us. Imaging so-call Christian missionaries capturing our fore-fathers, chaining them down and transporting them to whiteman's land to work as slave. And you call them missionaries of God. The same way Usmand Dan Fodio waged war in the North in order to capture the North in the name of Islam even when Northern Nigeria by then was already practicing Islam. The whitemen came to tell us that our gods are evil and their god is good, yet the God the exported to us killed more people in the Bible and the Quran than the people all our gods (ogun, sango, obatala, oya, amadioha, okija e.t.c.) put together have been accused of killing.

I am a Muslim because I was born into Islam, my wife is a Christian because she was born into Christianity. We are happy together. You all practice one religion or the other because you were born into it. How many of us researched into all the religions of the world before concluding that the one you currently practice is the best. You cannot just have idea about one thing and say that it is the best in the world, until you compare and contract it with all others. ogun and sango worshipers are living peacefully with each other and you tell me that Christians and Muslims that are also at each others throat are better than ogun and sango worshippers.

#Deep

beejaay:
I will denounce it with pleasure my brother.

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Omo mehn. The denouncing no go get part two o my brother. Na with all joy. Most of ths hypocrites talking thrash. Would denounce if they see gun pointed at their head o. And they won't do it for "free money" .Great. Talk about wisdom.

Yomieluv:
As if we care..

they quickly realized the PR stunt aint working.

Tiwa,this aint America,if you like leave your husband,that won't make me buy your cd.

Next!

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Permission to copy this post and tweet @ her . Sir.?

LOC1:
I have read the Holy Bible from Genesis to Revelation

I guess that's what you get when you read the list of the books in the bible. All in one page