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oya. . . na the new game be dis. Yarn everything wey I talk for we pidgin.


This is first class tutoring I'm giving you here, I might have to charge out-of state tuition

PTBNaija:
Oya, make una teach me as well. I wan gist in pidgin so I sabi talk am well well.

oya, make una teach me too. I wan gist in pidgin so dat I go sabi am well well. That is more like it

PTBNaija:
Sounds like white man's pidgin?!?!

you didn't know? you thought you were speaking naija pidgin

PTBNaija:
Well. . .that's pretty much the extent of my pidgin

your pidgin is funny, sounds like a white man's pidgin, no wahala you can always learn from naija peeps

PTBNaija:
Oya, make una teach me as well. I wan gist in pidgin so I sabi talk am well well.

na pidgin you just yarn abi na creole

babyosisi:
not so fast, I went to a Nigerian embassy here in the US to get a Nigerian visa on my American passport,I was asked to show them my letter of invitation.

I almost collapsed

I needed a letter inviting me to my own country.
I'm planning to renew my Nigerian passport real soon.

I won't go through that humiliation again!

Is it not silly in the first place using an american passport to visit your own country, did any one stop you from getting a Nigerian passport

simply_me e be like say you shak small

ooops I forgot   it's  about 1:14am actually here, have a nice day while i go have a nice sleep ciao

Ohh, I don't want to keep you awake allnight, it's about time I guess, I'll be off soon anyway

The other day it was Covenant doing pregnancy and HIV test, then the police arresting girls for dressing in skimpy attires now it is RCCG banning girls from wearing trousers, are these the solutions to our underdevelopment as the 6th largest oil producer in the world?

My bedtime is when I say so

You won't know what whyte is by the time i start with you

now you're talking, that is what we want, I might consider you afterall

sweet behaviour what is a sweet behaviour can you break it down please

aloib:
i knw now, was just messing wid y'all, i'm more naija than filipino

that's better, I was beginning to think you were running away from your naija roots

you're still black

aloib:
hahaha, i have naija, pinoy and spanish blood, just tell your brother i aint black!!!, lol.

If you're filling a form here, you'll get options like white, black/african descent, asian, latino. you'll better pick one cos nobody's going to take I'm not black for an answer

PTH:
u're not black Biola is 5.68% white, 2.90% philipino, 6.4509% irish and 50% black. . .
i agree u're not black, are u white?

Is that true? hmmn I'm beginning to get things in the right perspective

Arabs what can I say

aloib:
preach it on sis!!!!

dafman!! exactly, anyhow sha!!!if one of the two aint doing well, its the job of the other to try and make things work out well now make it worse by retaliating,

Well, running off to a white guy ain't gonna solve anything

he he he

in a relationship a guy's got to sacrifice somethings and a girl's got to sacrifice somethings too to make it a symbiotic relationship. Or will you rather it's a master - servant thing?

are you saying I should repay good with evil or vice versa?

aloib:
ifd only u guys would learn how to treat us rite,, why wont i go for my black brodas

me thinks we treat you real good, if you'll just allow us to, it's just a matter of give and take

PTH:
as spare tyres after failed attempts at snagging your white fantasies?

you're right bro

you guys are doing this deliberately huh? to get us all riled up, I think y'all mean the opposite

I say

Hey stop all this white drooling, what's wrong with ya

Gamine:
Wentworth Miller

is Mixed, aint a white boi oh!

If he didn't say it would you know?

shouldn't this be in the jokes section?