₦airaland Forum

mamaput:
so from this one man you judge all nigerian men.
are you sure that the lady was not the bossy kind that would not even have allowed the man to carry her bags for her.
are you sure he even wanted to go shopping for her.

Thank you very much!

This is uncalled for, instead of facing the business of making laws people are bringing up trivialities like NYSC certificate. Is it not the same NYSC that said they didn't have enough money to take in all the graduates for service this year? graduates from universities were even pleading with the government to consider their situation, is that what you call serving your country? You have to beg your country before it allows you to serve it?

Never knew there were so many dibia's and babalawo's on nairaland.

@Debosky and Ikamefa,

The dude was still in his lying frenzy when he posted the senator on nairaland stuff, check the dates. From his confession on this thread, he sounds like Judas who betrayed Jesus and started seeing things. Hope Jayon is not going crazy, cos I've not seen where lying on the internet gives one unnecessary nitemares.

oyie:


where are the things iiiiiiiiiii assskeeeddddddddd for ??
the spirits are getting more angryoooooooooooooo

He said he is born-again, he doesn't need a witch doctor at this time, he is looking for deliverance, most likely from a miracle working, demon casting, and holy spirit filled man of God

whatnext:
It was so glaring that he had been lying all through. Only a naive person would have believed his lies.

you're right, all you need is to read posts and you can tell if this person is in the environment he claims to be in. Hey Nairalanders forgive him, it's just youthful exuberance

jayon:
:-x :-x :-x :-x :-x am a liar , i live in lagos nigeria not in newyork or london,never been offshore before am here to confess my sins because have been lying althrou now that am born again please, in jesus name please have mercy on me people have insulted vic-justice especially am sorry, seun am sorry, everyone forgive me, jayon am regreting all have done ,fake threads,fake posts, please all forgive me , i need your forgiveness so i can sleep, have been having unnescary nitemares

You had necessary nitemares before

Hillararious

1. Some Mothers do have them
2. Different Strokes
3. Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

I doff my hats to the Kenyans! these pics are just spectacular, I can't believe the pics are of an African city.

[quote author=@tomX link=topic=79850.msg1510883#msg1510883 date=1190200636]Jayon your desires are in order so don't let any one tell you differently.
The way to go about it is this:
1. You need to go back to your village and and get a keg of palmwine from the oldest tapable tree in the village
2. You also need to trace out the oldest grave in the village.
3. Take of your clothes and tie a white piece of cloth around your neck.
4. Stand on the grave and with a loud voice renounce your membership of your tribe.
5. Proceed by taking a cleasing bath with the palm wine.
7. Lie on your left side on the grave, with your right hand scoop a handfull of dirt off the grave and rub on your head.
8. Point the index finger of your right hand to the sky and begin to chant the name of the new tribe you wish to belong to.
Continue step ( for three days and three nights. It works like magic. No paperwork needed.[/quote]You're crazy man,

Philly CheeseSteak With Mayonnaise! What a yummy experience

Yanga Rat:
Na shame dey catch the person when dey halla say all this picture of 419 people say na fake photo.

Na trick them trick them to pose for all those REAL picture, and na the people when dey work for 419eater.com dey trick them.

The people when take those photo don first send 419 email PLENTY all over the world, dey promise imaginary millions of dollars to any idiot when go first send awoof cash to them by Western Union.

Na from there the 419eater people go come reply them say, OK, if una want make I send you money as e be say na mumu you call me, make YOU first pose for picture when you go carry signboard for hand wey dey abuse yaself, and put fresh fish for inside ya mouth.

Not knowing say the oyibo when dey promise to pay money for that photo NOGO pay KOBO lai-lai, the Nigerian 419 idiot go begin dey dream of how them go spend the awoof dollar when them don promise to send from oyibo land.

Once that GREEDINESS don scatter the 419 wayo people mind, them go pose for ANY kind of picture when the oyibo go order them to pose, no matter how stupid, because already Nigerian 419 people don believe say all oyibo for this world na money-miss-road mumu when go fit like foolish picture as e be say all of them dey craze before.

Once the 419 letter writer don get reply say money go soon come, the kind of picture when them nogo gree pose and take no dey at all. If na to open yansh or toto or blokos, them go open am for picture. If na to carry signboard when everybody go dey laugh am, them go carry am take picture. I sure say if somebody order 419 letter writer to take picture where he dey kill him own mama and den roast an chop, them go kill them mama, roast am and take picture for where them dey chop them mama true-true.

Country people, GREEDINESS get power pass drink, smoke and cocaine, to make person do something when even craze man go fear to do. If you no believe say na so, look how all the people for those picture dey frown them face SERIOUS like say that picture when them take na job application requrement.

If you wan laugh tire make you visit 419eater.com and look inside them "Trophy Room" there.

You summarise everything well well, see all the mumu pictures wey den dey snap, I mean are they fcking nuts!!!

What do you guys think,

me thinks this guys are like, Africa is fcked up already, what do we need to discuss, Abeg let me sleep jare, when the meeting ends I will go and transfer the remainder of the year's budget to my latest Swiss Account.

Pain:
I guess most of the fly girls died or fled as a result of the war. Those lips are warlike. It looks like an AK47 Magazine.

I wonder the fire power in there!

no be lie, wen i first see the picture i think say na cartoon

looks like a movie worth seeing, but why didn't they get better actors, the ones on the trailer look kind of amateurish

Sorry o!, that's definitely naija guys at work. Damn, these dudes are everywhere. They make things difficult for the honest Nigerians out there. Too bad.

0123456789:
all these comments are enough to lift a person out of a bad mood. they are so funny.

your username is even funnier

fesse:

nairaland will kill person one day with their lafta.

True Talk:
So many funny ones, guess sholud rate among the top 50!

"saddik's" post on the thread 'Know The Documents Police Should Ask For At Checkpoints!'

I agree with u all.

But imagine, i was stopped by police in abuja one day, after presenting them with all my papers, including ,my tint permit, do u know what they asked me for?

RAZOR BLADE!

I then asked what for?

They said incase of accident i wouyld use it to cut off my seat belt.

I still had to settle.


Now, that was funny!

yeah, real funny , did the police actually say that , use razor blade to cut seat belt anything for egunje

I find the pics quite interesting, such pleasant sights

warfarian:
Good for the Dog, most dogs are better than humans anyway

YOU DAFMAN, YOUR OWN DAFNESS KOM FROM BELE NO B D 1 WEY DEM GO FIT CURE SOON

AGBAYA

Dude, have you got a brain tumor or something, or you are just plain stupid, were you born like this or something snapped along the way, it's people like you that made Leona Helmsey leave $12 Million dollars to her Dog, if you feel so bad about it go and rob the dog, punkass.

Good for the Dog, most dogs are better than humans anyway.

tpia:
I don't understand how monkeys are capable of doing the things these ones are accused of doing.

in any case, they should mix some palm wine with honey or something the monkeys will definitely eat/drink, and leave it out for them. Get the monkeys drunk and then transport them elsewhere.


i heard of this untested(?) solution to a monkey problem years ago. someone wrote it as fiction.

tpia please don't tell me you are serious

It's really ridiculous, Kenyan wildlife protecting the monkeys while the humans are dying of hunger and migrating away from their village. God Help Africa!

Monkey Business

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6959209.stm

"The monkeys grab their breasts, and gesture at us while pointing at their private parts.
We are afraid that they will sexually harass us," said Mrs Njeri.

What is the world turning to, monkeys hitting on humans

There seems to be a lot of boobs dangling about the house, the show should have been named Big Brother Africa Nudist colony

http://bbafrica2./uncut/

WARNING! - There is a generous amount of frontal nudity on the website

acidrop:
hmmmmmmmmmmmm

What's the hmmmmmm about, go ahead and find your avatar, or are you scared?

Me too