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doggedfighter:
Ladies have erection now?
How does vagina get erected?

The vagina is just a cavity, it doesn't get erected. It is the clitoris that erects, but it's a pity some ladies doesn't have it

Nonso92:
Quick question,

What's being erected in ladies?

The clitoris, but some ladies don't experience erection cos they have been circumcised.

She praised Nigerians on their response in battling with epidermics and how they have contained COVID-19.

"I've just watched "93 days", story of the 2014 Ebola outbreak in Lagos - #Nigeria, and its successful containment.
Also, Nigeria has so far successfully detected and contained #COVIDー19 and is currently fighting a Lassa fever epidemic.
Kudos to #Nigerians for their great job"

[quote author=BitcoinsMonitor post=86499493]Only if the church wakes up to her purpose rather than compete on who has the biggest auditorium or the highest number of private jets.

If it were to be constructed by one of those "Big" church headed by that man that curses left, right and centre they would probably be collecting toll fees from cars going that route.

If you are referring to Bishop Oyedepo...then you got it all wrong....Ask who constructed the Ota-Idiroko expressway. He even built the bridge that leads to my area after government abandoned it

If you are referring to Bishop Oyedepo...then you got it all wrong....Ask who constructed the Ota-Idiroko expressway. He even built the bridge that leads to my area after government abandoned it

ok

Good evening nairalanders. I have been looking for where to download Chinese movies with English subtitles.

Please can anyone recommend one for me.



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bashuayi:
WHO rate this jargon

Your moniker explain everything. I knw you are a pained chelshit fan. As for the question you asked, na UEFA go answer dat one.

The Gunners sit ninth ahead of the Blues down in 14th despite losing to their rivals in the Europa League final last season.

Arsenal are above Chelsea despite losing to them in the Europa League final

Chelsea also won the same competition in 2013 and were crowned champions of Europe in 2012 when Roberto Di Matteo was manager.

Arsenal are also above Manchester United in tenth and North London neighbours Tottenham who sit 12th - despite reaching the Champions Legue final and finishing above the Gunners in the league.

Liverpool fans be scratching their heads as to why they are eighth despite lifting the Champions League trophy in June.

One Chelsea supporter added: "I think it's strange that a club who have won the Champion League and two Europa League's in the last eight seasons are below Arsenal and Tottenham."

A third said: "What have Sevilla, Arsenal, Dortmund and Man Utd done to be above Chelsea?"
But there is a logical reason as to how the rankings are calculated.

Club coefficients are based on the results of clubs competing in the last five seasons of the Champions League and Europa League.
Points are awarded to teams playing in Europe based on their results and are then totalled up over the last five years.

UEFA CLUB RANKING

1. Real Madrid - 121

2. Atletico Madrid - 109

3. Barcelona - 108

4. Bayern Munich - 104

5. Juventus - 99

6. Manchester City - 95

7. PSG - 86

8. Liverpool - 85

9. Arsenal - 81

10. Man United - 78

11. Sevilla - 76

12. Tottenham - 73

13. Borussia Dortmund - 71

14. Chelsea - 70

15. Roma - 69


Arsenal have 81 while Chelsea have picked up 70 because they were not involved in Europe in the 2016/17 campaign after finishing tenth.

Real Madrid sit top of the pile with 121 points, ahead of Atletico Madrid and Barcelona.

Bayern Munich, Juventus and Manchester City fal behind while Paris Saint-Germain round up the top ten.


https://www.uefa.com/memberassociations/uefarankings/club/#/yr/2020

Odingo1:
But Ilaje people can’t hear Yoruba language or can a Yoruba man hear Ilaje language. Just like in Lagos also where Egun or Awori man have their own language which Yoruba person cannot hear.

You know Yorubas successfully put all this non Yorubas tribes as Yorubas because other Nigerians don’t put division among them the same way Yorubas and the North put divisions between the Igbos and related tribes in Niger Delta because of oil.

In real situation Aworis, Eguns, Ilaje have a unique language that a Yoruba man cannot understand when they are speaking it.

Stop spreading lies. The Ilajes are Yoruba, and they also understand the harmonised Yoruba language. Omoyele Sowore on the other hand is an Apoi, another ethnic group in Ondo State, he is never an Ijaw man. I knw this because I'm an Ilaje man,

GoTV:
This is why i love Islam even though I'm a born again Christian. Muslims are respected worldwide while we Christians are subjected to xenophobic attacks due to our preference for crimes and drug trafficking. We really need to change our ways as Christians if we want the world to take us serious like our Muslim counterparts

If you really know the real meaning of Christians. You will know that Christianity is not a form identity, it is a way of life. Christians will never commit crimes

Ebije1:
500 million years ko, 500 thousand million years ni

You people should stop publicising your ignorance. If you know nothing about the geology of the outcrop then you keep your mouth shut

NB: Don't argue with me...I'm a Geologist

Ebije1:
500 million years ko, 500 thousand million years ni

You people should stop publicising your ignorance. If you don't know anything the geology of the outcrop then you keep your mouth shut

Don't argue with me...I'm a Geologist

Ebije1:
500 million years ko, 500 thousand million years ni

You people should stop publicising your ignorance. If you know nothing about the geology of the outcrop then you keep your mouth shut

NB: Don't argue with me...I'm a Geologist

With rumours linking the Brazilian with a return to Spain, the league's boss says he is not as vital to success as his former team-mate.

La Liga president Javier Tebas says both Neymar and Cristiano Ronaldo are not as important to the league as Lionel Messi, though he added that would like to see the Paris Saint-Germain star return to Spain.

Neymar has been linked with a move back to the Spanish top tier all summer, having now missed all of PSG's first three games of the
Ligue 1 campaign.

A return to Barcelona was widely seen as a possibility, especially with the division champions offloading Philippe Coutinho, while
Real Madrid have also been linked with their former rival.

The Brazilian star's future remains up in the air, with Thomas Tuchel stating on Sunday
that he was unsure what will happen with Neymar before the window shuts next week.

And Tebas admitted that he would like to have Neymar back in Spain, wherever he ends up, but the presence of the Brazilian would not be as vital as that of former team-mate Messi when it comes to growing the league's popularity overseas.

"Yes, of course [I'd like Neymar to return]. With his qualities he's in the top three players in the world. It would be very important for La Liga if he came again, although it wouldn't be defining for the Spanish league," Tebas told Marca.

"The defining thing is that we play 10 months a year, with 20 clubs each playing each other and generating passion and joy each weekend for fans in Spain and across the world.

"A player like Neymar gives you a following in countries that look out for him, but he's not an essential element, not even Cristiano Ronaldo was. Lionel Messi, on the other hand, is an essential element because he's the heritage of La Liga."

One of the issues facing any team making a move for Neymar would be Financial Fair Play, as the midfielder signed for the French club for a record-breaking €222 million (£200m/$249m) fee just two summers ago.

Barcelona have already brought in the likes of Antoine Griezmann and Frenkie de Jong, while Real Madrid's summer spending spree has included acquisitions in the form of Eden Hazard, Luka Jovic, Ferland Mendy, Eder Militao and Rodrygo.
Still, Tebas says that he believes those two clubs could afford a move for Neymar and can find a way to make the signing work.

"If they are interested in signing [Neymar] it's because they can [afford] it," he said.
"I'm not going to go there because there are many factors that we don't know about at the moment."


https://www.goal.com/en-ng/news/messi-is-essential-neymar-and-ronaldo-are-not-la-liga/9ze8ogsf4oez1egt3n5wvtoeg

joetem:
Na like ilaje village in ondo, atijere is like this too

Ayemafuge

The value of a country’s currency reflects the performance of its economy. Currencies of very successful countries tend to increase in value. High currency value implies that inflation processes in the country are under control. Contrary to popular opinion, the British Pound Sterling is not the most strongest currency in the world, neither is the United States Dollar nor European Euro.

Here is the list of the most strongest/highest currencies in the world.

Rank Currency Currency Code Compared to USD

1. Kuwaiti Dinar KWD 1 KWD = 3.29 USD

2. Bahraini Dinar BHD 1 BHD = 2.65 USD

3. Oman Rial OMR 1 OMR = 2.60 USD

4. Jordan Dinar JOD 1 JOD = 1.41 USD

5. British Pound Sterling GBP 1 GBP = 1.26 USD

6. Cayman Islands Dollar KYD 1 KYD = 1.20 USD

7. European Euro EUR 1 EUR = 1.14 USD

8. Swiss Franc CHF 1 CHF = 1.04 USD

9. US Dollar USD 1 USD = 1.00 USD

10. Canadian Dollar CAD 1 CAD = 0.75 USD

Rapper 50 Cent has burnt all the Gucci clothes he had at home as he joined the call to boycott Gucci. The call came after the designer released a sweater which many find offensive because it reminded them of the Black face racist caricature.

Despite Gucci issuing an apology and removing the sweater from stores, many blacks still feel the need to boycott their brand.

Among those who have joined the Boycott Gucci call are rapper T.I, Spike Lee, Soulja Boy and recently 50 Cent who took to Instagram with a video of him burning clothes made by the designer.
50 Cent wrote:

“I gotta get rid of all the Gucci I have at home. I’m not supporting their brand anymore. “

https://www.naijaolofofo.com/rapper-50-cent-joins-call-boycott-gucci-burns-gucci-clothes/

Twitter user, Rere Ayodele, has expressed his fears that some Muslim clerics could be brainwashing little children who come to their mosques.

In a series of tweets, Rere said he witnessed a cleric in a Mosque in Ibadan teaching his little sisters and other children, all under 10, that Christianity is not a good religion. He fears that this is how radicals are raised.


Another twitter user who saw his thread, narrated how her nephew came home on a particular day and said his Imam told him and other children that Christmas is Haram.

Jurgen Klopp loves to get Jose Mourinho sacked. ✔️ Dortmund 4-1 Madrid ( Jose Mourinho Sacked) ✔️ Liverpool 3-1 Chelsea ( Jose Mourinho Sacked) ✔️ Liverpool 3-1 United ( Jose Mourinho Sacked)

A recent weird incident has turned a community into a sort of museum after it was told that the body of a herbalist refused to decay over a decade after he was buried.

Audu Kwaghtamen, a native doctor who hailed from Yelwater, a border community between Benue and Nasarawa states inhabited mainly by the Tiv, died and was buried by the roadside on March 11, 2004.

But residents of the sleepy town were shocked to find his body fresh and intact, 13 years after.

Strange find

Bulldozers owned by PW Nigeria Limited, a construction firm presently working on a road project, which cuts across his graveyard, recently excavated Audu’s remains, throwing residents of the area in awe.

It was a stunning discovery, which they described as a miracle.

While the wooden coffin in which he was buried had rotted, his body was removed fresh and the black clothes he adorned, still new.

It was as if he had just been buried and exhumed, as the corpse neither decayed nor emitted an offensive odour.

Expectedly, news of the strange find spread across the town and neighbouring communities like wild fire as residents trooped to the scene to catch a glimpse of the body.

But younger brother of the deceased, Abraham Kwaghtamen, who was among those who buried him 13 years ago and monitored the excavation, was not willing to delay his reburial, as the corpse turned a museum.

Unable to contend with the large crowd, he hurriedly prepared another wooden coffin and reburied him in another location.

The man Audu

Before his death, Audu, who dropped out of Community Secondary School Makurdi, Benue State in Form Four, sojourned to the hinterland in Oyo State, where he engaged in commercial farming and later turned an herbalist.

He lived there for about 33 years before returning to his ancestral home to ply his new trade.

Back home, he was variously known as African astrologer, numerologist, among others, and was patronized by people from all walks of life across age divides, including male and female from far and near.

He made predictions and was reputed to have resolved confounding challenges bothering on health, infertility, marriage, and financial with precision.

Abraham, his younger brother, said he was the most powerful herbalist within his community and neighbouring villages, and proffered solutions to virtually all challenges that came his way.

“It does not matter the distance of the person with the problems or situation.

All you have to do is believe in him; he offered services to those in need of spiritual assistance, not minding the severity of your situation or distance as long as water, sea, ocean, lake, river, sand etc are nearby, your problems would be controlled under your foot”.

Source of power

He disclosed that Audu derived his mystic powers from Oyo State, where he grew up and spent the greater part of his life before returning home as an herbalist.

He wasn’t married in his lifetime and had told them not to bury him close to any residential building. He asked his relatives to bury him by a roadside whenever he died.

“So when he died, we buried him by the roadside, oblivious of the fact that someday, the state government would construct a road here.

He also told us to bury him a day after he dies and that his corpse should not be treated. That was exactly what we did.

On the day he died, he wasn’t sick; he woke up that day complaining of waist pain and died in the afternoon. We adhered to his wish and buried him the next day”.

Abraham said while growing up, Audu was a reserved person who lived in isolation, and was a great hunter especially at night.

Audu became popular as an herbalist within 10 years of his return from Oyo State, and plied his trade in the village. Though childless, he was said to be generous, especially to children.

Community leader, pastor wade in

The oldest man in the community, Angbela Agena, 90, described the recent discovery after the excavation of Audu’s body as strange.

“It showed he was a very powerful spiritualist; he died and was buried 13 years ago, but his body didn’t decompose. Maybe, he died against the wish of his God”.

Pastor Dennis Nyam of the Redeemed Church of Christ also expressed surprise. “Everybody is surprised because the man wasn’t a Christian.

If he was a committed Christian, I would have described his body as sainthood in Christianity.

It’s happening all over the world to people who actually did what God wanted; to those people, termites, insects have no power over their bodies when they die”.



http://www..ng/news/13-years-burial-body-herbalist-allegedly-refuses-decay-photo

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The United Nations has voted by a huge majority to declare a unilateral US recognition of Jerusalem as Israel's capital "null and void".

At an emergency session of the body's General Assembly on Thursday, 128 countries voted in favour of a resolution rejecting US President Donald Trump's controversial decision on December 6.

Nine countries voted against, while 35 abstained.
Trump had earlier threatened to cut aid to UN members who would vote against his decision.

Here is a country breakdown of the General Assembly vote:

Member states that voted in favour of the resolution
A: Afghanistan, Albania, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, Armenia, Austria, Azerbaijan
B : Bahrain, Bangladesh, Barbados, Belarus, Belgium, Belize, Bolivia, Botswana, Brazil, Brunei, Bulgaria, Burkina Faso, Burundi
C : Cabo Verde, Cambodia, Chad, Chile, China, Comoros, Congo, Costa Rica, Cote d'Ivoire, Cuba, Cyprus, Democratic People's Republic of Korea (North Korea), Denmark, Djibouti, Dominica
E : Ecuador, Egypt, Eritrea, Estonia, Ethiopia
F : Finland, France
G: Gabon, Gambia, Germany, Ghana, Greec
I : Iceland, India, Indonesia, Iran, Iraq, Irel
J : Japan, Jordan
K : Kazakhstan, Kuwait, Kyrgyzstan
L : Laos, Lebanon, Liberia, Libya, Liechtens
Lithuania, Luxembourg
M :Madagascar, Malaysia, Maldives, Mali, Mozambique
N: Namibia, Nepal, Netherlands, New Zealand, Nicaragua, Niger, Nigeria, Nor
O : Oman
P : Pakistan, Papua New Guinea, Peru, Portugal
Q : Qatar
R : Republic of Korea (South Korea), Russia
S : Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Serbia, Seychelles, Singapore, Slovakia, Slovenia, Somalia, South Africa, Spain, Sri Lanka, Sudan, Suriname, Sweden, Switzerland, Syria
T : Tajikistan, Thailand, The Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia, Tunisia, Turkey
U : United Arab Emirates, United Kingdom, United Republic of Tanzania, Uruguay, Uzbekistan
V : Venezuela, Vietnam
Y : Yemen
Z : Zimbabwe

Member states that voted against the resolution
G: Guatemala
H: Honduras
I : Israel
M : Marshall Islands, Micronesia
N : Nauru
P : Palau
T : Togo
U : United States

Member states that abstained
A: Antigua-Barbuda, Argentina, Australia
B : Bahamas, Benin, Bhutan, Bosnia-Herzegovina
C : Cameroon, Canada, Colombia, Croatia, Czech Republic
D: Dominican Republic
E : Equatorial Guinea
F : Fiji
H: Haiti, Hungary
J : Jamaica
K : Kiribati
L : Latvia, Lesotho
M : Malawi, Mexico
P : Panama, Paraguay, Philippines, Poland
R : Romania, Rwanda
S : Solomon Islands, South Sudan
T : Trinidad-Tobago, Tuvalu
U : Uganda
V : Vanuatu

http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2017/12/jerusalem-resolution-country-voted-171221180116873.html