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Dis kind thing no dey move me. If you like tie hammer of Thor to your crops, people wey go chop am go chop am.
I remembered when I plucked and eat mangoes wey dey on trees inside one cemetery for Igarra in Akoko Edo.
Sapa na bastard

Fahdiga:
Nothing to worry about. South East is not like other regions where terrorists, suicide bombers, Omoniles and skull miners reigns supreme

But those people you mentioned don't destroy INEC installations.

Angelfrost:
Let's just leave it at Man United...

Even in their worst outing, Tuchel's Chelsea won't lose to a very good Arsenal team (Arteta can never achieve that).

Man United under Ole can/might or even likely lose to Arsenal, Brentford, Leicester, and certainly to Napoli when they eventually get down to Europa by January!

Come off it bro, it's either you don't watch football or you're just chasing clout by saying Arsenal can't beat Tuchel's Chelsea...FYI, Arsenal beat Tuchel's Chelsea last season.

babington91:
Have mail them in that regard, hoping to hear from them

Thank you so much. I'm waiting earnestly for their response.

Is it possible to redeploy to another place that's not among the suggested PPAs for redeployment but within the LGA?

I applied for N-Teach but my PPA is very far from my residence. Even the suggested PPAs are far but there's a govt school in my area but it is not among the suggested PPA. Will my redeployment to the place be accepted??

AntiChristian:
Christianity can't have one!

Christianity can't have one because they have drawn the line between religion and politics.

AntiChristian:
The reason is not far fetched! Other options are irrelevant in Nigeria!


So which Christian country exists that outrightly forbids LGBT, fornication and adultery?

Name one country called with the tag "Christian Country"

AntiChristian:
What about that of Christianity?

They permit immorality like LGBT and the spirit of antichrist.

Spread the dubious info Islam will still outlive Christianity.

I don't know why Muslims think when one is not a Muslim then he/she is a Christian.

If you truly understand the meaning of Christianity then you would know that no Christian will permit immortality like LGBT or Same Sex Marriage.

Beancounter94:
Ok...

1.Kano state isn't buying Zebu cows, or fulani cows for N20000, they are buying Freisan cows...bulls...to mate with the home based cows...for science, and for improved yields, etc....

2. A bull may cost $1220...which in naira terms....502,200 naira. Five of them would cost over 2.5million naira. A bull may also cost $2000 , and five of them 4.5million naira.

3.There is some explaining to do about the remaining half of the kudi

Transportation

captainbangz:
Hello nairalanders, I am expecting a package from Lagos soon. so, I'll like to know how much this Casio fx-911 plus calculator costs over there, so as to buy one from there. thank you.

Bookshops around Ota sells at 4000 - 4500k. I got one for my sister not quite long.

Muna4real:
When did NECO start organizing exams for junior secondary school?

So you're not aware that Junior school writes NECO exams. Google is your friend.

Good afternoon nairalanders,
I got a phone oukitel K9 through amazon in March. I'm having issue with the phone. It's having dialing errors and I need to repair it. Please can someone suggest where I can get it repaired. I have gone to few places but none of them could repair it. Please I need help.

GoldenJAT:
Seen! But not oppressed!! I de drink beer as I typed this!!! Na still White gown all of us go wear for heaven!!

Thenetnaija.com

NwaAmaikpe:




Good for him o.
Baba knows he must cheat so it is better he marries a woman who is mature enough to accept the reality of cheating.

Even if you are finer than Agbani, we will cheat on you.
Even if you are richer than Linda Ikeji, we will cheat on you,
Even if you are more famous than Beyonce, we will cheat on you.
Even if you are more godly than Mother Theresa, we will cheat on you.
Even if your yansh is bigger than Geepee tank, we will cheat on you.
Even if you are more successful than Oprah Winfrey, we will cheat on you.

A man must cheat.
The very few who don't, are cheating themselves.

Werey

rookidmart:
How was he able to access Twitter?

I don't think he used the Twitter platform disseminate the information cos you can't put up such a long note on a single tweet.

erico2k2:
You lot are soooo ignorant I swear down, why is this so??
Please read these two places in the bible
Joel chapter 3 verse 4 and Exodus 15:14 and isa14:29, these are even in the Old testament not in the new ones
Im done.You lot go to church and just listen and do not bother to read the Bible.

Mr Man, provide answers to the questions above and stop ranting like a over pampered kid

erico2k2:
you think? name the city where Christianity started then
I told you B4 loads of Nigerians are ignorant you have just proven my point,
Even the place Jesus was Born is in Palestine

There was no mention of Palestine in the bible. Palestine is just a name given to the country by the Romans after conquering the land and scattered the Jews abroad.

Answer the following questions:

1.When was the country Palestine founded and by whom?

2. What were its borders?

3. What were its major cities?

4. Name at least one Palestinian leader before Arafat?

5. What was the language of the country Palestine?

6. What was the pevelant religion of the ancient country of Palestine?

7. What was the name of its currency?

8. Choose any dàte in history and tell what was the approximate exchange rate of Palestinian currency to Us dollars, Japanese Yen, Pounds or Euro on that date?

9. Since there is no such country as Palestine today. What causes it's demise and does it occur?

10. Why did the Palestinians never try to become independent until after that devastating defeats of the invading Arab state in the 1967 six-day war?


If you can provide answers to the questions above, then I'll support the Palestinian struggle.

Rossinkup:
DUMBO, who is the bigger terrorist, Israel that seized and stole Palestinian territory and forced the Palestinians into a tiny strip of barbed wire land surrounded by Israeli forces, or the Palestinians who are fighting for their freedom and for Israel to stop building estates on Palestinian land?

I don't understand how you people sleep at night supporting gross injustice.

And now you classify all Palestinians as terrorists, including the children, women and babies being bombed by US-supplied Israeli fighter jets.

Is your God the god of the rich and powerful oppressors of weak, impoverished people?

You must be worshiping SATAN not God.

What you called prison is also bordered by water which give the Palestinians chance to travel out of their country.

The Palestinians don't want wanna improve their lives but living on aids granted by other countries. Instead of using those resources to develop their land, they will rather use it to train terrorist and buy weapons.

Those days that Palestinians displays picture of dead children to gain the world's sympathy is long gone. People are wiser now except some ignoramus that the Palestinians use human shield especially children.

I can show you some videos (if you want them) that depict how the Palestinians are pushing children to go against heavily armed Israeli soldiers.

I don't support Israeli aggression but using children as human shield is a war crime and displaying people that are still alive in body bags to gain the world's sympathy is nothing but foolishness. People are wiser now, that's why they are turning blind eye to the Palestinians struggle.

Even the Saudis and the Emiratis that were once a strong hater of Israel have backed out apart from those terrorist countries like Qatar, Iran and Turkey.

Palestinians should have accept that deal that granted two independent state of Palestine and Israel and Jerusalem as international city but they allow those Arabs to use them as pawns against the Israel.

Those Arabs are backing out one by one cos none of them want a repititon of the famous six day wars

Burtonj:
Thread for Afonjas to come masturbate on as usual while their parents has been sent to IDP camp in Benin Republic by marauding Fulani herdsmen.

Zombies over to you guys

Please do you know the title of the movie?

Lapinski:
If you're not destined to blow, even if you go canada, you no go blow. Start something first, those two things you just mentioned is the height of idleness. Football + school= laziness.

Is that the kinda of advice you give someone??
It's better to tell him to engage himself in something and then make sure whatever he's doing doesn't affect his football training sessions and game time.

Strika22:
Try do a google check on it

Even Google don't give deep information about them. Those motherfuckers now have websites.

Come and suduce me ooo. After I unload 25 year worth of unsatisfied sexual desire on you. Na you go run.

Haven't you heard of this Yoruba statement made by the women "olomi lo ma re". Meaning, na person wey carry water (semen) go taya last last.

Anaerobi:
lol... this sex of a thing, is it that sweet?

is it rice?

I noticed this sex is putting many in trouble, how sweet is it?

Nothing is as sweet as having orgasm. It's not about humans alone, all mammals enjoys it.

End this style of government and the violence and criminality will reduce to barest minimum. Simple

Sammy07:




Stop your Yoruba hatred and breathe life.



How much is 3k to First bank?

Do you know the percentage ratio of commercial money that's with CBN? Just incase of insolvency?

It is just sarcasm.....It is good thing to know when someone is being sarcastic. It's an indication of healthy mind.

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??

A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.

How did you come up with this??

ZombieBurster:
Oh well Guess Southern Govs are taking that as an Advantage to their Pockets

You nailed it