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No one can easily control a volcano that is set to erupt (initially I thought I could until the second baby said hello I am here ) but if y'all think you can then you can result to pause and pour(withdrawal method).I detest the side effect that the FP methods suggested to us. So we went for the cycle bead option and condoms(Durex all the way)..then we fully utilise the safe period like.........

0taPiaPia:
We're them wan site Am . They will still site it in already congested Apapa instead of the the Delta.. By tomorrow you will hear that gas could not be distributed cause of congested port, gas transporters commence strike bla bla bla...
In all THIS IS NIGERIA ....... Were nothing is designed to function.

Take time to read that post again my friend. The location is there

mommaJ:
lets just keep our fingers crossed. Mine is Fire pump maintenace Tech.How was the trip down? Can we plz do private mails?

Trip was good..ok u can do me a PM

Stevwonders:
Please can one still apply for employment?? I'm in portharcout at the moment

The deadline was 18th May..

mommaJ:
i like your faith.it will work for you...meaning you have to leave lag by sunday.

Yes o..the only thing that will really annoy me is when they choose to go the SHL, Psychometric, GMAT way instead of competency aptitude test..if you don't mind which position did you put in for? Mine is Snr E&I Tech

mommaJ:
i presume u got d invite for the interview...where will u be coming in from?

Yes I did..Coming from Lagos my dear..its crazy but I have a conviction it's gonna be worth it.

mommaJ:
Please help me with solutions. E nor go gree me tink say person gather money kum enta road dey travel go port last last d company nor get head. Many things r involved. Please help a soul especially those in p.h. Answers please.

Same here o..but I would rather take the risk and find out its not worth it than not go and discover its worth.its an Italian company Ergo Meccanica srl with presence in Algeria,kazaksthan,kenya and Nigeria.Hope this helps

If it's in-line with your career aspirations, I will say take it else bolt my guy..work has to be enjoyable, fulfilling and satisfying first irrespective of remuneration else the frustration of being on the wrong job with annoying pay can hang you unclad. I started with 30k going from Ago Palace way to Sango Ota (na their I learn how to use biscuit soak garri just to make ends meet cos is was a biscuit factory).it was hell,i leave home by 4am and return past 12am the next day(7am-7pm) cos this was the height of bad road around Ilepo/Abule Egba axis but I needed the experience.6months later I got an offer of 90k and 19months later I was negotiating salary with confidence somewhere else and moved. I am not there yet but far far away from where I started. Guy nobody here go ask for your account number wey month end o..so use your tongue count your teeth cos life na per head. I no come Lagos come read Linda Ikeji Blog o.

Location and content format..

AutosBay:
If your wife is sure she falls in batch A, she should visit the nearest mtn office at that Kosofe local government, people are collecting their device without sms, just go with your phone number they will check for you, and take your bvn slip along incase it is ready

Does this apply to N-Agro? Tnx

Mandoy:
Hi everyone, my friend got the invite for cognitive test immediately after the culture test. He hasn't gotten any response after completing the cognitive test. It was only arithmetic reasoning. Is anyone in that shoe too?

Which position did he apply for?

omoloulah:
Hi everyone, how's it going? well, I also applied for quality control auditor and I've done the culture questionnaire but I also observed that after the test, I didn't get any update on whether I passed or not and there was no further communication about the cognitive test as stated by people who have done BAT previous recruitment test. was it just me or did this also happen to anyone else? pls those who have taken their culture test should please update us so we know what's on ground. btw, my HR status is still - and the job is still open. thank you all and best of luck. may the best man and woman win.

Same thing here no feedback..why am shocked is that i have applied to several vacancies at BAT without smelling the CQ and after like months the regret mail comes.

Hello house
I had a rather surprising experience with the ongoing BAT recruitment.I applied for the Electronic Technician position at 12:35am on 14/10/2017 and by 12:37am i received a mail stating my application has been reviewed and are pleased to invite me to take the culture questionnaire which i took almost immediately.Am shocked because the vacancies expires 29/10/2017 so my question is, is there anyone out there who experienced same.

From igando take a bus to Iyana ipaja or Dopemu then to Agege Pen cinema from either of them from Pen Cinema tk Keke going to Acme road/first gate stop at Friesland by Harp(Guinness) junction and walk to the address.

Like it has been said by so many contributors, know your body.I personally blew the vuvuzella all through the 9months as a matter of fact labour started for our first child about 2hrs after we had a session..each time she goes for check up the Doc will be like "obviously chief is working here". But that been said it has to be mutually agreed..Doc gave 3months after birth gap before I start drilling the honey well but hey I took 5months to allow body and mind healing .

First and foremost whatever will make me put my wife through this kind of emotional trauma knowingly or unknowingly,sweet Jesus take it far from me.
Dear Op a lot has been said that if you filter and string together will actually help you first and your marriage. We may be careful, nice and precautious but that does not rule out the uncertainties of life of something going wrong. You may or may not be the cause of what is happening in your marriage but as it were you are in it already. Don't let your circumstances turn you into who you are not, porn, masturbation or going out to find affection and se x with another man still won't make you happy. What if the guy you meet is "not good in bed or affectionate as anticipated "what then? You hop on to the next then onto the next? You are the only one who can make you happy.it is heartbreaking, frustrating, painful I know but love yourself enough to live for you and to love him in absentia,do your wifely duties as much as he allows you to, pray, trust and believe God for a turn around. No matter how prepared you are marriage uncertainties will one way or the other test you foundation.Our generation is so carried away with the Nollywood marriage mindset that when reality eventually pops up they can't handle it. To my single brothers out there, if your patience, tolerance, perseverance and forgiveness level is still in preschool, please abort the marriage mission o.

I have had trainings in AETI and IIT.. Automation engineering, Industrial Motor controls and RAC respectively. AETI is modelled after IIT because the Head of AETI was once part of IIT.. AETI is more expensive compared to IIT. IIT is males only.both has there strengths n weakness but both will definitely give you value for money.
IIT in located in Isheri after channels TV, AETI is at Bode Thomas and GIL automation is in Daily Times house somewhere in agidigbi

Sometimes I hear and am wondering if people actually sitdown to weigh the result of their actions as against the immediate pleasure.A woman for example leaves her husbands pitanga and rides an artificial pitanga from where she derives pleasure and satisfaction and you ask if its OK..what happens if she gets addicted?don't you think sex with the husband will be irritating and just a charade? Am just short of words.

I feel your pain my Broda,especially when you are a Banga Lee with a well endowed wife. Bro suppose i adopted my daughter i swear down during those days i would have returned her..You just have to stick to "Run and Smack" and the spontaneous quickies.9 out 10 times i waited for my daughter to sleep deep before action, na alarm clock dey wake me up the next day (in the process of putting her to sleep i doze off) and they can be very stingy while her mouth is on one sucking she is holding the other one like gold medal and am like shey na me pay for this br**st ni...lollll.Seriously its whole different ball game entirely when the children start coming.

SirVintageCock:
If you try it out of frustration you may overdose him and then your erEction will flatten till he gets better.

Place him on his §winger so that when you are banging the mother one leg will be rocking the §winGer while the other will hold you steady. This is just for doggy. The other positions is pure tirisome like fvcking from behind while baby is Bfeeding. Sh!t ain't appropriate....iswear.

Bros I give up..rotfl

Vacancies exist an industrial gases manufacturing company STRICTLY for ND (Mechanical or Electrical) and technical school cert holders.

The company is located at Plot 7A, Block C, Acme road Ogba Lagos and involved in oxygen manufacturing and argon refilling for medical and industrial customers.
The Job runs on shift as follows
6am-2pm (morning)
2pm-9pm (afternoon)
9pm-6am (night).
Please house the pay is between 23k-30k that's why am insisting on strictly ND and the likes.
You can submit your cv in person to the address above (atleast to access the place) or to ogheneruona.owebor@airseparationng.com.
Previous experience will be a plus but not necessary as on the Job training is available.

Its number 75 Allen Avenue. Once you pass that demolished Alade Market, just keep looking left you see 4 story building with molfix diaper stickers on the 2nd,3rd and 4th floors.They recruited late last year and early this year for engineering services.A lot of P&G and Kimberly Clark guys were favored.

michmich22:
@Autos bay concerning d successful and unsuccessful list u asked us to go to our lga to confirm. I was told nothing happend today at Alimosho lga. no list to show to people but they keep asking for #200, pls let them paste d list so we can check our names.

You are very right.. It's chaos out there.

AutosBay:
Good morning all, if you are under N-agro and you have been paid or you are unpaid and your name is on the list of unpaid sent from Abuja for correction but your name is not on the list at Oko Oba and u have written ur name with them go there next week Wednesday between 10am to 1pm (pls note, don't go there any other day except on this day and between this hour because the woman said she won't attend to anyone that didn't comply) to thick your name. And for those that found their name on their list you will start receiving a text from next week Monday to know where you are posted and other information. Thanks

Hi my Broda good job you have been doing. a lot of this information you pass here are very useful but what about those who are not on this platform. Take for example the information you shared that i quoted,i am not in the n-power scheme but i have people who are in who for reasons i cant explain don't have access to this platform. How do they go about checking their names now that the Wednesday deadline has passed. tnx

Is there really an amount that will be sufficient to run a home/marriage. In as much that there ought to be a level of comfort,the higher your earn the higher the responsibilities/demands ooo..100k earning get 180k demand just like 1m get 1.8m demands.Big,Average or small it is financial prudence and discipline that matters. a clear understanding of WANT and NEED from both parties will come in handy no matter the digits you earn.I married with lesser digits and i cant recall running to anyone for rent,school fees etc.Life na per head o,so every ''abaki'' like my daughter will say to his kettle.100k or 1m all of us go drive pass 3rd mainland bridge.

It amazes me that when it comes to cheating a lot of people always use the excuse of that's how we are wired. I mean is there anything we are not wired to do? We all have the ability to kill, steal and be greed yet we are able to put this abilities under control so why can't we put the urge to cheat under control? Let's cut the crap joor we cheat because we want to. Aside the fact that I know and understand clearly the consequences of indulging, my decision to remain faithful to my wife has nothing to do with how she treats me rather it is because am answerable to a higher authority before whom I made a vow when I said I do. Has it been easy? Definitely not but His grace is sufficient when we accept and revere Him with all that we are.
[b]Titus 2:11. [/b]For the grace of God that brings salvation has appeared to all men [b]12.[/b]It teaches us to say NO to ungodliness and worldly passions,to live self controlled,upright and godly lives in this present world .

If you are still trying on Chrome browser, you are on a long thing.. What I have been trying to do since yesterday took me less than 5mins using Mozilla Firefox.. Switch to save yourself from frustration

dfrost:
No worry. From water, we will migrate to wine. .

On your last comment, same with me.

Base on say na from clap dem dey enter dance.. No lele mk the Eva water big size then..

Bros you harsh o.. Even Bible say take a little wine for the stomach sake...loll
Nothing do you bros,i hardly comment unless where my personal experience n encounters can help..

dfrost:
This your phrase do scatter my brain. One bottle of, of, of.... Eva water for you. My type of homie that hits it on the head. I for say make we hang out one day but make we dey yarn for NL small small. If you dey make correct comment, I go follow you for back. Lemme have a peek at your past comments/posts.

I avoid some monikers on NL like tomorrow no dey. Some too dey carry matter for head like gala.

My guy, it's not about the the pay rather it's about the person(s).i have seen single guys earning over 200k monthly and on monthly basis borrow money from married with kids guys earning 70k. I have read through the different comments both for and against.
Personally 70k can start a family but I will advice you work for atleast a year, to study
1. Job nature/security and salary pattern.
2. Other available sources of income.( madam's income is not another source of income ooo.. She is someone's daughter/sister b4 becoming your wife, she has people she needs to support just like you thus her's should be to support you cos na you jejely go waka go tell her papa sey you want take responsibility from him, so brace up).
3. Family demands as becoming an income earner.
With this informations you will know how to sustain and maintain your proposed family.
I might no be taking my family at the moment to Dubai for vacation but if them wan chop fried rice with chicken them go get am, my daughter may not be in greenville schools for now but hey I don't fail or borrow to pay her fees,i don't even live for now in the mainland talk more of the island but I sleep at night peacefully in the inland knowing I will not wake up to crazy rent increments. I can go on and on.. Bottom line is, so long as you can provide the basic family amenities bros take the plunge..“we nor go fear darkness com piss on top bed na".Life as I see am na every mallam to his kettle.
Caveat Emptor:All the above will be a nightmare if you marry the wrong partner o

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