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Saintmary:
If your sack is not wrinkly or saggy please raise your hand.



Anyone?

Jst say u have a standing boobs.

Mathscum:
Is like standing breast done become scarce commodity.
When 19 or 20 years old girl breast done flat.
For me he done day go six months, and a Bleep at least once every week
When last you Bleep a girl with standing breast?

What will it profit a man to bleep a girl with standing breast and still get STI and STD as bonus?

PlaysNigeria:
Dindinrin leleyi ooo you are starting to sound like a broken record.
Go through the art section and you'd be embarrassed by what you just posted. People that could really father you here on nl

I am not talking abt art work here bro, i am talking about what pushed my post to FP. You understand now?

JiniBula6:
Help me!
Is this still gonorrhoea?
I had unprotected sex with a girl in September and I got gonorrhoea.
I treated with some harbs for long time and later went for injection in a phamarcy with some drugs.
After treatment the gonorrhoea symptoms left leaving my penis hole open without pain. For some time now... I complain to the pharmacy and I was told it will close up by itself but up till now it hasn't.
I didn't have sex since September till December 25th when I started again but now I'm steady on a condom.

The whole of my penis is wide open. Today I noticed a little purse coming out again as it became wider. I'm worried.
I've searched online and I learnt it's Gonnocal Urethritis.

But I want to know if anyone here experienced this before... Please help.

Mature Minded Please. No insults

Kai!! Ladies dey try o, imagine f3cking person's daughter with an infected dick with hole full of pus. Jesus

ComeToJesus:
"The orientation while in training will make u feel you can push a mountain for real and do the impossible"


Officer, you just disarmed me with the emboldened texts. I found that very hilarious. May God keep and sustain you while serving the nation.

Your thread is very steamy, cerebral and interesting.

It is my pleasure Bossman.

Wizywiz:
....ok bro...guess the pix sketch was that of when he was still a colnel.,.. Ride on bro

Yes sir because he retired as Colonel and not Brig Gen as u said earlier. Pls correct the anomaly, sir.

DavyJonesLocker:
Actually I don’t know You…… Your name is written on that desk, You gave yourself out Breh

Bad guy, see psyche.

My height, thick voice and level of communicating.... I think that's all.

DavyJonesLocker:
KAREEM RIDWAN


Nice Illustrations

You know me finish and you wan bring me out at Ogunjobi Seyi (One of the best trainees academically then). DavyJonesLocker!! I sight u man.

Johel:
U tried...but u still a learner ...if I show u mine...u will quit sketching..

Pls do sir, i would love to see it sir.

HonestFriend:
OP so u no gree draw sai baba.. I no go fit certify u o..

No o... I no do.

Emma15678:
Congrats our gallant officer. Keep defending the defenseless and continue being our pride. The fact that I have some people standing at the dreaded cold night ready to take bombs for me makes to feel I owe you guys. I even dream of joining any of the military forces but my family won't hear of it and I no get heart. Good luck, I except to be seeing your works more often.

Wow!!! Love you too boss.

ResidentSnitch:
Dagger111,
You are averagely good but you're subtly tribalistic.
Choose a part ( You know what I'm talking about).

How am i tribalistic Mum? I hate tribalism so much ma, that's not me. I will like you to explain urself better, i might be getting it wrong.

uptownemmygee:
You sound like my mom junior bro that we've lost contact with for long, is that you Uncle MD

Yes it is me, my nephew. I am now in another world.

shyna501:
My candid advice... Try another thing like, sewing or shoe making!

Ok thanks.

EstatePropertyP:
One thing you said that I like is that you need a tutor (mentor would be more appropriate).

Anyone that wants to go far can easily do so on the wings of a mentor.

Nice skill you have there. Don't give up, keep pushing for improvement and you will be celebrated very soon.

Kudos.

Thanks for words of encouragement sir... This really go far way in my heart, Sir.

Wizywiz:
Op u dey try....u are doing well... meanwhile that brigadier General pix u drew....abeg the rank symbol is wrong.... na one eagle and 3stars not 2 stars....take note....all the same ride on

You are right sir, Late Brig Gen Adekunle retired with Col and nt Brig Gen. He was later promoted to Brig Gen before his death in 2013. I knw better sir, remember i am in the system as well sir.

Map1:
I pray then transfer you go Sambisa forest or Zamfara forest

I have been there for 5years and when the clarion call again, i will be glad to go with smiles.

Elidrisy20:
If not because you say you be military man,I for say you no try at all

No vex sir.

PlaysNigeria:
This forum has totally become a joke, so many creative arts abandoned, and this hits fp?
NL is another example of Nigeria.

Are you jealous? I am Dagger11 by moniker. I have been a member of Nairaland since 2012 and contributed immensely to this forum. You can do better with ur comment next time sir.

ComeToJesus:
Your sketches are awesome. How about some abstract sketches? You are good. The Whole Soyinka's sketch could be better.


That aside, you said something that got me curious. You mentioned " forget force pride". So it really does exist in the mindset of military guys. It seems there's a missing link in the training modules imparted to you guys in the military academy and training depot. What is it that makes military men feel so proud and powerful than other citizens?

Is it because of the gun that is bought with taxpayers' money?
You guys should purge yourself of that mentality. It's archaic, retrogressive and oppresive.

If anything, that show of pride should be directed to protecting the country from external aggression and insurrection and not on defenceless citizens. Please educate your colleagues and stay safe at the trenches.

Yes boss, you said it all in the bolded. The orientation while in training will make u feel you can push a mountain for real and do the impossible. But after that, only those that developed themselves in learning skills and exploit will understand that, according to hierarchy, civilians are above the military. They can take that uniform away from you within the twinkling if an eye. Don't blame most of us pls.

Animegirl:
I know poverty stricken Redpillers will condemn educated and successful women soon.

Well, they could marry because of love, others no money to afford successful and independent women(Redpillers frustration), while some men marry to control illiterate women.

Are you the tiny thing on ur profile?

saphiere:
God why are men like this?
The wife countered the minor's claim because she though that the beast she married could not do such. Little did she know that all men are the same.

Seems u are once, twice, thrice or a continous rape victim?

BallsDeep:
An undisciplined army is a sign of a failed society .

By the way , why is it that 6 looks scared of 7?

Because 7 8 9.

Mumu, na Army be DSS wey dey fight? Na so una dey fail exam.

Na Ribadu Cantonment, Kaduna this guy grow nah. His dad is still serving in the Army.

tyson98:
That was why he had to take his education seriously so that he can be getting better roles.....he bagged Bsc too not long ago

Yes B.Sc Theatre Art, in Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife.

paulolee:
what's d bone of contention? discussing how to open a new betting platform to empower the youths?? bcox dts d only tin dts common among these ex professionals..

You na werey. Them dey force u play?

I go like f3ck this bae, i dey tell you.

Thank God her Hymen is intact. That's the most important.

Cyntie55:
Please, use of Cane should be highly prohibited in primary and secondary schools. Most teachers are so frustrated and bitter.

I won't take it likely with any teacher that would give my child mark with cane talkless to beat my child to death.. God forbid.

R.I.P David Onwualu

Good of you.

Lies here and there. Gbas gbos.

Irondome1:
Baba e nshe ere.

Awon ara ile e.