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Mynd_44: You want her back confess

cindyrella: Lol very funny.. Igbo kwenu

dlex21: • I missed the days of Apoche, cloths made from Chair materials.
• D days when we went to school, lined up & D headmistress & teachers inspects our nails & uniform & den we march to our classrooms
• D days of Computer Socks: U Remember na??
• D days of Nasco Biscuit,Trebor, sisi pelebe, ekono Gowon, baba dudu, Okin Round & Okin Four Corner. Iced Colored water tied in nylon we called it "condense".
• D days of Goody-Goody & Pako Biscuit.
• D days of Sakobi the snake girl, Nneka the pretty serpent, Ali & Simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar & in Yoruba class "obe oba ba obo oba"
• Chei, i remember those days when one naira coin na money, when groundnut was 50 kobo & Choco milo sweet was 25 kobo.
• D days of messing game, who is in d garden, police and thief.
• D days of mummy & daddy play♥♥:*
• D days when we used to build houses with sand, play suwe game, tinco tinco, Mr Marcaroni, change your style, pion pion pion (Gun sound), ten ten, skipping, stop! U remember nau.
• those days when we used to fly kites on the streets, when boys used to make use of d paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy's hanger as d steering.
• Those days when rubber band was stock exchange.
• D days when Votron, jumbo, power rangers, ghost busters was our favourite cartoons:
• D days of Limca soft drinks & Choco milo advert on black and white Tv & Sunday rendezvous by 1:30pm...choi! i remember this 1
• when we say 'leke leke give me white finger'
• Those days when Eleganza pen was d best:
• D days wen we used to drink water from d tap, even suck out d water if its not coming:
• D days when NTA will show rainbow color for 30 mins, then national anthem before they resume program.
• D days where basket sandals, Simbi nd Kitto sandals was d best.
• Days when we all sing sandalili sandalili songs
DSTV has come no more old fun:

I'm really proud to have Experienced all these, sure u r 2..
if u av more u can post o!!! lets share old experiences 2gether!!!

bin gbagbo: this hunter set a trap in his farm.
three days later, he went to inspect it and there was a rat in there.the rat was still alive so the hunter pulled hìs AK28 to kill it, when the rat begged in tears saying "please dont kill me oo, take me home alive so i can entertain ur family, abeg"
"u nor go run?"
"i swear! i never go do such thing, i dey craze?" the rat replied.
so the hunter released the poor rat n began going home.
2 mins on, the rat took to its heels screaming "freedom! freedom! .

sunnshyn: Heheheh....u get mouth too u hear! Ur Muda!

sunnshyn: Ewo tun ni ode jati jati? Ma jikin bu e o! Mi o raya oshi!

onila: we eat whatever we like

we dont need to go to the gym

we can easily find our clothes size @ the mall/ /the simplest benefit ,easy to choose any kinds of clothes

we dont feel insecure during the summer time unlike some fat girls who are scared to wear shorts etc

we usually have a flat tummy/stomach

WE DONT HAVE YAM LEGS

we dont have too much cellulite or stretch marks on our skin

even if we push out 20 children we still stay slim never get really fat when pregnant

WE are more physically healthy than

we are more confident when wearing a bikini to the beach

sweat less after walking a flight of stairs or two blocks

we dont look too slutty and ewwish when we wear skippy clothes unlike girls with big ass who are scared of their booty fat falling out of their shorts

less people talk abt you (like if a fat kid wants ice-cream its considered gluttony whereas if a skinny kid wants ice-cream everyone is ok with it)

skinny girls rule. .we rule the world

tchaik:
Hahaha, unna no go kill person for here!

khorhede: Too fake !

I gbadun u jooo-,no mind dat odeee.

sunnshyn: Luv letter by Onitsha big boy:

Hello pretty damusel,
I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined the muvin people. Ndi na aga aga, (the happuning guys). I am Aguiyi international! Importa & Exporta. I ownu plenty of shop in Onitsha main market. As u are luking at me, nne a dim very solid.
My containers come in 20s and 40s every weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my training.
Aguiyi is a bigi boy, I am a muver, I am a shaker. I yamu a man of timber & plywood. I yamu rich and by d special grace of God, I am the owner of di biggest & powerfulu boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managin it. I can call her wit my etisalat phone; give her query with my mtn; fire her with my glo; and hire another manger with my airtel. I wulu make you di CEO, president, and first lady of di conglomerate.
All di streets in china are right here in my head and all di Nigerian boys dat load market in there are under me. As I yamu speaking to u now, they are making plan to crown me eze ndi igbo nile of china and by the special grace of God, you will be lolo ndi igbo nile of china.
Nne you look like egg yolk and for dat, I will kill any ochicha for u.
Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I send money on errands.
A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I yamu a bigi boy? Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me? Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u d president of d biggest boutique in Onitsha.
I wulu repackage u nne m and present u to d world, pretty damusel. Nne m o! Oyoyo m, Egovin nwa! My yori yori! My african Queen, ashanti m! Nwa akworo aka muo! Igbu go m. Infact baby, take me.    
Your loving faithfully,
Aguyi

symbian123: We simply da best.. No doubt about that.

tchaik: How far? No mind me joor! I can't recharge my phone due to the post paid plan I use.
Thanks man, you too much! I hail
THEIR FADA!!!!!

fresh_dude: Abeg make we hear word. This guy has done nothing wrong to the lady, if anything he was going to be a victim of her selfish machinations. The question is, does he now meet ''God's'' requirements for His lovely greedy arse daughter? If I was this guy I would attend said meeting withthe father and pastor and elders, tell them what happened and tell them to go fcck themselves. This is how the are raising golddigging sisters in the house of God today. Go to churches and here pastors complaining of how brothers are not marrying from their parishes. And why should they whem this is the sort of bullshht that sisters give us? That girl is a thief, dump her greedy arse already.

Dyt: Y nt start frm urs, infact record n put it on ere, jst 4 laughs u know
Muhehehehehe