₦airaland Forum

Mrs.Chima:
HALF OF THAT STUFF I HAVE NEVER DONE TO MY HUSBAND and I liked my husband!

Freeopod: Mcheew! My father never told me a single thing about women. To even look woman sef in his presence is suicidal.

Kamanda: An Agbo a day keeps the Doctor away and makes you strong the African way.

Kslib: Pls can you tell me why you are laughing? See your brown teeth.. Is lagos not part of Nigeria.. Do you know what people will loose if this calamity happens?
Before i forget,my friend just confimed that a plot of land at banana island now goes for 2,500 naira..how true is this

Flygeriansteve: ((Kaboom)). O boy thank you oh. I doesn't (sic) know there were minefields in nairaland o.

dani1luv: Farouk (Verb) :
To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video
doctoring.

Past tense:
farouked (Noun)
Example: To farouk is human.

Farouker(Noun) : A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers.

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate
contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business.

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence.
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the
University of Corruption.

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from
independence.

Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism.

Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial.
Example: The doctor diagnosed
the young politician of acute faroukiosis.

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance
of, or relating to bribery and denial.
Example: Results of the
investigation appear really faroukish.

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk.
Example: The lawmakers carried
on faroukistically.

RED DEVILS: what do you mean 100k for tokunbo. If na true pls where can i get it

Petro-G:
Nigeria my half nation. Something positive is that oneday and very soon we wont be treated as a second citizen in our country anymore.
Nigeria is the only place where we have beauty and brains, elegant and skillful. Multi-taskers and creative minds used my many many countries out there.
As we youth are aware of the ongoing suffering. youths in nigeria will come up and make nigeria a great place soon. starting from us on this Nairaland.
we cant just say something positive and not act on it. Guys nairaland is for us and we must act!!!!!