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I have always been in a gothic phase. But other than insults directed at God (if such a creature exist), I never show it.

Your skin looks really healthy. Not like most Nigerian women that look like they have been working the field for one too many days.

retro:
Haha! Duh!

lol. I don't much about tattoos.

retro:
Hahaha. What if it is? Is it wrong?

I looked a little closer, it was done with a pen.

retro:
Hahaha. What if it is? Is it wrong?

Not now. It would be if you end up dating someone else.

Gothic, but you never tasted blood. Poser!

retro:
Haha. Yay.

Is that a real tatoo on your belly?

Black nail polish . Are you trying to be emo?

Be my guest.

retro:
Yes, he is. I'm jealous too. Grrr.

lol. Thats interesting. The one thing we don't have in common. I just don't have the energy to play body guard to my girl. Besides, how do you know the love is real if your aggression is what is keeping the other person honest?

retro:
Phew. I'm useful. Try having sex with me.

My muscles hurt. Sex is the last thing on my mind. I guess I could just lay there.

retro:
If I should go back to The Bahamas, I'll Bleep guys for 10 dollars. I hope John doesn't find out.

Is he the jealous type. Personally, I let my girl do whatever she wants. Its more interesting that way. Keeps the relationship filled with new drama and people.

retro:
Hahahaha. No, hell no. I actually prefer talking to you. We can have a reasonable conversation.

Thanks. Talking to you has gone a long way in curing my head ache.

retro:
If I should go back to The Bahamas, I'll Bleep guys for 10 dollars. I hope John doesn't find out.

Thats too cheap. I'll pay over a thousand to hit that.

Talk to retro, not J-girl. Retro deserves your total admiration and attention.

Still boxing clothes. I heard stories about island girls. *drool*

Thats actually the real reason I want to visit the bahamas. Screw the pretty sand and water.

I won't mind living there. The water and sand is really beautiful.

retro:
Hey! Yes, we've heard of that but I don't think it's obligatory to communicate with YIM or MSN. Besides, this thread needs some spice. It's getting reallyt tasteless.

Retro, if not for our posts, this thread would be a shell of what it is now.

No, I wasn't. I was born in London. And then I lived in Nigeria for a while. Then I moved back and forth between Nigeria and America. Now, I live in America. I have permanent residency. So, I have all the rights citizens have without the ability to vote. At least, not until 2009 (Which means I won't vote till 2010 because thats when the first election that I am eligible for is held).

2cantango:
***yawns***

no one forces either of you to come in here, yet you return of your own free will

I've already suggested that you start your own topic, just for the two of you. .

Yet you haven't, so why complain about a thread that someone else started?

If you think you're so damn great, prove it.

When we "come" here, we mainly talk to each other.

retro:
He's White. I said character wise. He knows more about Nigeria than I do. He's dated many Nigerian girls.

I see. I am not sure having a character that is classified as Nigerian is such a good thing. And as for him dating Nigerian girls, make sure you use a condomn.

retro:
We can't go right now. John hasn't got the money, he has to work more. We'll go in 5 years time, probably.
I think that you should come to Belgium.

I'm soo busy. The earliest I can leave the country is in 3 years. I would be a full citizen and be equiped with my degree in accounting.

He is a Nigerian? Not white? Omg, retro, you suprise me.

retro:
Not true. I think it's actually equal. Silly people.

Thats something we can agree on. They are silly. They must be cultured.

retro:
Hell no. I taste sperm not blood.

Banking what? Yeah, I'm not really in touch with The Bahamas anymore. Anyhoo, I want to go back there with John. We're actually considering it.

Blood tastes a lot better.

You should go back to see how things are going. Of course, thats assuming that it cost about 150 bucks for a ticket like it cost from the eastern coast of America.

retro:
Ewww. Ewww. Ewww. *Faints*.

I met a woman from the Bahamas yesterday. She told me a lot about the country. Some of the things, especially about what happened to the banking system was depressing.

retro:
Ewww. Ewww. Ewww. *Faints*.

You should taste some human blood. Its not that bad.

retro:
No, it doesn't. It's color changes when it's dark. It becomes blue.

That sounds pretty. I want some. I bet it taste like candy too.

retro:
He's actually 31. He's the best thing that has ever happened to me. Without him, I wouldn't even be a member of Nl. By the way, I'm 18, I'm an adult now.

Yeah, 1 year. Big deal. Does he post on nairaland?

retro:
Lmfaooo. My natural blood isn't red, it's purple. I'm an alien.

O really? Does it glow in that dark?

retro:
Yes, there are. Actually, the nicest guy in the world is my boyfriend. I'm soo sorry for you.

That is, as nice as a 32 year old that dates an 18 year old could be. Right?