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Talk to me Eveseh.

Eveseh, whats up? Its been a long time.

I love you, eveseh.

I love you, Retro.

Yeah, that would hurt. But you did give me permission to experiment with everything but the ass.

retro:
Lol! Nose mess?

I said "Fxck", but this forum turned it into mess. I never use mess!

Noooo!!!

I guess it would be kool to nose Bleep.

retro:
I know.

Thats what I thought, until I found out you are not into anal sex.

Besides, its not like I'm 8 inches or anything crazy like that.

retro:
Afeni, did you talk about Anal sex? Noo!! That hurts so bad. I did it once and couldn't walk correctly for a week.

Well, some pain feels good.

Kadeejah, I am heading to bed. Nice chatting with you. Peace.

Yeah, retro is interesting to say the least.

Don't take what I just said seriously.

I have. Sort of. I think I am in luv with retro.

Guess which one it is?

Well, its not completely dead, but I never fall head over heels.

I'm kidding lol. My heart has been dead for over a decade. I never cry or fall in love.

Yes, it did.

I'm in touch with my emotional side.

Kendra, are you Efani's ex girlfriend?

Really, retro got blood all over my shirt last night.

In all honesty, they don't want the blood of anyone that has been infected with malaria.

Ok, lets boil this down a little bit.

Are there any girls out there that are interested in anal sex? I mean, sex must go on even during the period. Right?

svs:
@afeni really
do u think its betr than sex?

No its not.

I love chocolate too.

If only I had enough time, I would have made this thread a lot more awesome. You guys just have to wait a little longer. I'll introduce a suprise in a few days.

All of them. Exceptions being, Aloib and you.

michy:
please whats going on here

Not much. Just chatting with retro.

retro:
Hahahahaha. Turn you off? They are pretty girls!

Not as pretty as you.

They also act badly.

Only when I'm excited. Its a pity there are not more people like you on nairaland. Eveseh and the rest always turn me off.

I logged on early to see if you were on. I hope I didn't just call myself a loser.

Yeah, the blow jobs were great. However, you might want to use a little more tongue.

retro:
Goodmorning. Yay! Other than having sex, I've been giving blowjobs.

Woot! I'm not single anymore, suckers.

Your still single on nairaland. Right?

This is not the real world. So, unless you are dating some loser here, you are single.

Lucky you. Enjoy being on your knees.

Sup yall.

retro, I miss you. What have been up to?

Other than having sex the night before.

I love you lauryn. Would you have sex with me?

I'll be gentle to make sure I don't break anything.