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Damsal, its nice to see you. I saw your comments about a couple of my posts. Needless to say, judging from your comments, you don't know me. But its all good. You would know a little better in the days to come.

Screw you, 2fine4u. I was just kidding. If you think I don't have anything better to do than hate on girls on nairaland, you are mistaken. Trust me when I say, I don't hate anyone on that list. I just used it to see who was listening in on the conversation between retro and I. But thats fine, you are entitled to your opinion. Good day, precious.

Ooops, sorry 2fine4u. I didn't mean what I said in that post. I actually think you are pretty kool. Its just nice to see you act a little spicy. You have been going all mellow on me lately. Wanted to make sure the real you was still around. Good morning.

I can't explain it. When I first started posting on nairaland, I thought she was kool, lately her posts have just been pissing me off. Maybe I have seen through her shallowness.

I mean, when someone has over 5k posts and you cannot think of anything useful she has shared, thats a problem. In fact, were Eveseh be bann from posting her views, my world would be ten times better.

I don't like Rhodalyn, KC, Damygurl, Kadeejah, Ciaralover, 2fine4u, Mukina2, Maki, J-girl, Svs, Hotstepper, Scorpio, ldollier, and most other nairaland girls.

However, you are ok. I am not sure if you should take this as a complement or whatever. But in a world were just about everyone is hated, to be not-hated is good, right? Everything is relative.

I don't like a lot of the guys here either, but Ill save that list for another time.

The only person I talk to on Yahoo that posts on dairyland is alibi. I think I might kills myself if I got contacted by Eves eh or any other loser on IM. Better to die than to be forced to hold a one-one conversation with people that show no regard for proper use of language. Right?

You have all your information (Instant messenger, email, e.t.c. on your profile). Its like you are desperate to be contacted by someone.

I keep all that information hidden. I don't need Eveseh, KC, 2fine4u, Hotstepper or anyother nairaland girls sending me love notes and nude pictures.

I should get glasses. My vision is ok, but I know its far from 20/20. I might get contacts instead.


Oooo wait, I have a steady supply of semen to use to cure my illness. Lucky me! If only you had semen too. Too bad girls don't have that. Poor you.

I notice you are wearing sun glasses in your picture. Are you eyes that sensitive to the sun? You know cum in the eyes would act as a natural barrier to shield your eyes from the sun radiation. If only there was a place for you get quality, fresh semen on a daily basis. And no, your 31 year old man won't do. Its cum is aged.

I never play hard to get. I try to be as available as possible. You never know when you might need a girl for a booty call.

I don't think you are playing shakara, afterall, no one is trying to get anyone.

Besides, anyone that so much as puts up an ounce of shakara against me, is getting dropped. Save that for the little boys.

shakara means playing hard to get.

You have to touch the dough like you would a women. Firm, but not too rough. You rub the outside, and then you finger the edges. Then you spread it open and lay the sauce. After, you gently lay on the cheese. Done!

Really, that is what you are supposed to do.

Want to know my secret to making good pizzas?

retro:
I'm lazy. Anyways, work is too much for me. It's boring.

lol. I am somewhat lazy usually, but I can't resist a good challenge. Climbing the rank of leadership and then eliminating your enemies (firing) is just too entertaining to give up. I better kool it down a little before I get murdered by a disgruntled past employee.

I make perfect pizzas. From scratch. In fact, when I used to work at the store, customers used to ask that I be the one to make their pizza. Which is really nice of them, but it sucks when you have to come in to work on your day off because customers refuse to order unless it is made with your special touch.

Most of the women that come into the store are in their 30s-50s. There are a few late teens, but I just got the super-visor position, so, I am going to wait a little bit to consolidate my power before I start screwing up.

Back to my pizza making skills, I have dated dozens of girls without saying a word to them. All I do is make my pizza for them and next thing I know, we are in bed.

retro:
Me? Work? You don't want me working for you. Are you working?

Why, are you one of those slacker workers?
We have a few of those working at the store. Always on break or chatting on the phone.
If I was high enough, I would purge them from the store.

When I was at my old job (Assistant Manager), I use to make list of people and at the end of the month, I'll call them in to have a chat. Of course, they were going to get fired, but I made it seem like they still had a shot at keeping their job. Its fun seeing people grasp desperately. Kinda like mice.

Yeah. I am a super visor at a womens department store.

The work is soo easy.

I was an assistant manager at a Pizza store and it was hell. I have never been under so much stress my entire life.


I like working. Gives me something to keep my mind busy. Plus you get to meet kool people.

Are you working in the summer?

pidgin is not even a dialect. Pidgin is a term for poorly educated people that fail while trying to communicate in English. I have never used.


I bet you won't prefer 31 when You are in 40s and his shxt don't work. lol

I am only interested in dating people around my age now. So, 18-21 would be about perfect. Definitely nothing below 18. I am not interested in babying starry-eyed retards.