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I guess so. What do you intend to do with your new found freedom?

I guess its official. It was awesome while it lasted, retro. Fond memories.

retro:
Oh!! It's over. I was considering 'friends with benefits'.

Friends with benefits are allowed to see other people. They just, like, make time to do intimate things.

I love you j-girl

badman, what are you bitching about? Its just Toy you lost.

retro:
Couple? No. People? Yes.

Friends with benefits, maybe?

People is too vague.

My hands would shake too if you had to fold male swim speedos for guys that are standing less than 12 inches from your face.

I am moving soon, so I will be getting another job. Definitely not going to be working at a womens store again. I mean, the customers are really nice compared to other places, but having to fold bras, panties and swimming suits while keeping a straight face is just too much. Good thing I don't have a fetish for those items. It would be terrible if I got a hard-on while serving a customer.

retro:
Lmfao, folding up of women's undies? Ew.

Yeah, its not disgusting. Plus my hands shakes when I do it because its kind of perverted.

Of course, while doing this, you have to keep a smile on your face and comment on how lovely they look. (They tell you to do this)

Once you get to know people more, you get over your initial shyness quickly. I have to pretend to customers that I have never seen before that I am interested in womens fashion, so, I get over my shyness within a few seconds at max. Well, its still a little awkward when you have to fold old lady under wears for the customer. Ewww.

Are you shy in person?

Hmm, . the weird feeling is almost gone. It only lasted for like 2 seconds after I made that post. How about you? is it still there?

It is. Thats what I was thinking too.

Ok, its fine. Retro can be my nairaland girl. How do you like that baby?

retro:
Absolutely not, I'm not a cheater. *coughyeahright*

Wow, its nice to see you don't cheat. However, you are free to bring girls over. Maybe lauryn might be interested.

Can't I have both?

Belgium is soo far. I guess you are right. It would be harder, if not impossible, to get all the detail from a photograph. I guess that would have to wait for a few years.

retro:
Draw me nude!

I would love to. I could have it done in 5 days. I promise, it would be good.

michy, sure, I can help. Step into my room. I assure you, it would be the easiest and most stress free way to gain weight. At least until its time to deliver.

lauryn, are you interested in being drawn nude?

retro:
I'm not a lesbian. I'm attracted to females and males. But I prefer men. The penis is a work of art.

Speaking of art, I do charcoal drawings. I was really good about a year ago, but after I left art school I haven't been able to find any girls that are willing to allow themselves to be drawn nudes.

I also drew a few old men (at art school) and trust me, judging from the look, the penis is anything but a work of art. It was tiny, and shriveled. Very disgusting to say the least.

retro, into girls as in lesbian? Right? Or are you just kidding to get attention?

Since you are talking about coal, it must be in the east. Enugu?

Michy, where is coal city?

retro, are you into girls?

I am not going out with retro. I already told her that like 3 times yesterday. Please, stop bringing it up.

I am sorted?

zarah, dig out your guns, eh? Good luck fighting wars with out a coast line to get shipments from the outside. The North might have won the civil war in the 60s, but that was because the british gave the North 60 percent of the army, the south-west got 10 percent and the East got 15 percent. Right now, things are different. And most of the high caliber machines in the country are in the south and they will continue to import more. If anyone is going to get massacred in a civil war, it would be the North.

It has everything to do with your thread. Because if war breaks out in Kwara because your degenerate Governor can't control his tongue, all the potential Hausa men there would be dead or forced to flee.