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lefulefu:
nah i belong to
TEAMUKWU#
I be ukwu fan and besides the yansh is not that flat.If u see real flat yansh u go hala .

by the way how u take know say the yansh dirty?

Isn't it evident?

Tohpahz's campaign strategy is simply fantastic, no be say she fine like dat. Twaci, e be like say dis girl wan win u o, u r sitting down nd watching? Do something.




Well, if she wins, I will jes say I dey dere wen dem dey beg her to contest.

lefulefu:
some guys prefer them yanshless so stop hating

Guys like u. Even if she is yanshless, must it be dirty?

Hargbo:
ur comment is nt modest at all

Bt na true I dey yarn lah

Tashaamania:
We love AMBO!!

Does he love u?

ZeezaRapture:
Am i the only one thinking Prof. Osinbajo should barb his hair?

Shebi u be barber, go Im office go help am barb am lah.

Where is the curves? Abeg, who don c am?

[quote author=Blebleswag post=33939743][/quote]U no get yansh bt u dey pose like say u get yansh. Dirty yansh.

Is tomorrow the final?

[quote author=Missmossy post=33822050][/quote]U no dey create topic? Ur own na jez to comment.

It should be vice versa.

Wefiak1414:
For all the attention they direct below
the belt, most men actually know very
little about their joysticks. Here’s the
knowledge you need to keep yours
healthy, strong, and ready for action-
for life.


1. Every p*nis was a clitoris. Every
p*nis in the womb starts as a clitoris
before hormones ‘s*x’ the brain of the
to-be male. The man-hood retains the
mark of its female heritage: its dark
underskin and the thin ridge or seam, known as the raphe, which runs from
scrotum to anus, are remnants of the
fusion of the vaginal lips.

2. joysticks used to have spines. Though
they were lost before Neanderthals
and modern humans diverged. Scientists
are still not quite certain of their
purpose, but they speculate that it
apparently quickened the pace of an erection and is more common in
promiscuous species (such as cats).

3. Fetuses can have erections! Male
fetuses can have erection during the
third trimester, according to ultrasound
scans.

4. No brain is necessary for ejaculation:
the order to release comes from the
spinal cord, not the brain.

5. King of ancient tribes ate p*nises: In
ancient tribes, the king would often eat
the p*nis of his predecessor to
apparently absorb his holy power. This
practice was allegedly banned by the
ancient Hebrews.

6. Testifying on testicles: In pre-
biblical times, men would swear on
their own p*nises. The word “testify” is
derived from a Roman legal practice
of swearing on one’s testicles. The
word “man-hood” comes from the Latin word for “tail”.

7. “Shaved” guardians in Muslim
empires: In great Muslim empires, there
would be a guardian assigned to each
harem’s bed. The guardians had to be
“shaved,” which meant having his
testicles and p*nis removed.

8. King Fatefehi of Tonga: between
the years of 1770 and 1784, he
apparently deflowered 37,800 women.

9. Diphallus is a rare condition that
affects one in 5-6 million males. It’s
when a man is born with two p*nises.
Unfortunately, it’s rare that both are
fully functional, and it often comes in
tandem with other deformities that also require surgery.

10. P*nises can actually break: Every
year, hundreds of men break their erect
p*nis, researchers say. Most do so
during “violent intercourse.” But there
are also cases where men snap their
member – indeed, specialists note that such incidents are accompanied by an
audible crack – by falling out of bed
with an erection. The cure for a broken
man-hood? Six weeks of bed rest with a
man-hood splint.

11. Smoking can shorten your man-hood
by as much as a centimeter. Erections are
all about good bloodflow, and
lighting up calcifies blood vessels,
stifling erectile circulation.

12. The foreskin has an abundance of
Langerhans cells, which are immune
cells that are infiltrated by HIV. This
may explain why circumcised men in
Africa have a 60% lower rate of HIV
infection from heterosexual intercourse.

13. A healthy male averages 11
erections per day-nine of them while
asleep. After ejaculating, it can take
him anywhere from two minutes to two
weeks to achieve another erection.

14. From shower to grower: On average,
a limp man-hood will increase in
volume 300% when it is erect. It will
also contain more than eight to ten times
its normal amount of blood.

15. Jonah Falcon, a 42-years-old man
with a 9-inch man-hood (22.86 cm; 13.5
inches, or over 34 cm when hard). He’s
the man with the world’s largest p*nis. 1

6. Animals with the biggest and
smallest p*nises: the Blue Whale is the
animal with the biggest recorded p*nis
to date, at 8 feet (over 2 m) long. The
adult male elephant has the biggest
recorded p*nis for land animals, at 6 feet (1.8288 m, and S-shaped when
erect). And coming in with the smallest
man-hood is the shrew, at .2 inches (0.5
cm).

17. Koro, a culture-specific syndrome,
where a man (or a woman) is overcome
with a debilitating fear that his p*nis
(or her nipples) is shrinking and will
eventually disappear. Interestingly,
this fear is borne out of no real proof or evidence. It is also known as “man-
hood panic” and has been said to provoke
mass hysteria.

18. Semen can cure depression:
Apparently, semen contains chemicals
that elevate mood, increase affection,
induce sleep, and contain at least three
antidepressants. It also contains
cortisol, which is known to increase affection; as well as estrone, which
elevates mood; oxytocin, which also
elevates mood; thyrotropin-releasing
hormone, which is another
antidepressant; melatonin, which is a
sleep aid; and serotonin, which is a well-known antidepressant
neurotransmitter.

Write about vagina too to compliment ur write up.

weonpoint22222:
https://i2.wp.com/amonpoint.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/wpid-untitled-81.png?resize=420%2C450

The mother of two looking so classic and regal..


https://instagram.com/p/25KcXNI8qf/

Is regal nt a drink?

Romantic. Eating the pucci in public.

Omavik:
wat i do?

Ur dp. See ur V.

Get ready to take care of all her family.

[quote author=chillybrandy post=33925588][/quote]Nice cleavage.

Sheeee una don c each other for real life?@twaci and tohpahz.

Dis twaci dp ehn. C dat mouth, is it nt good for a mouth action?

sheba123:
swdy kindly add maureensylvia, u still 2 slots left. Thnks. Help her make it thru.

Somebody pls check her dp.

Subbied, u no reply ni?

tohpahz:
Who told you we are fighting..?
We cool oo...
Twaci,Hope u good?

Kiki abosi*in yoruba* look for interpreter.

Pukka36:
Abeg,where I for know U

I hate it wen u ask silly questions. Dats hw u go about nairaland asking silly question. Where I for knw u if e no be nairaland?

tohpahz:
Hmmmm

Milkilicious indeed.

subbieD:
Here I am boo.....

Do u know I luv u?

Tohpahz and twaci, make una no fight o.


Well, if messi and ronaldo fit fight, who r u ladies nt to fight?




Btw, wen I say 'fight' I don't mean physical combat.

dharay99:

leave her na.

The dp nvr tire u?