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[quote author=Missmossy post=32191788][/quote]cn i get a little bit of ya attention?

They possess soft minds: their minds cn easily be manipulated. D situation dat mostly warrant ladies to cheat is wen they av issues with their b.fs, they go reporting d issue to a male friend or their b.f's friend, in such situation, d guy will tk d advantage of them being emotionally fragile to av sex wid them. Who cause am? D b.f is culpable. Wen u av issues with ya g.f, solve is amicably within d shores of d place whr d issue stirred up.

Nt being content with a DICK: Some galz like dick ehn like their life depends on it, Jez d way some boiz lyk veejay like their life depends on it. These set of girls dn't waste time in saying 'yes' wen u ask them out, all they want is ur dick even though u r NOTJUSTOK(no website) financially, they dn't care, all they need 4rm u is ur JOYSTICK. U Av more advantage wen the D is long, fat and delicious. Ur duration of banging them will be elongated.

MONEY: It is money dat lure sm ladies into cheating.

Mznelly. That girl cn write, na wa oh. Her writing skills is superb.

[quote author=Missmossy post=32191788][/quote]beautiful girl, cn i av ur number?

ladies dat dn't knw more dan nairaland. i cn name names o, dn't try me o.

abeg sheee flying eagles no better pass dis ones?

abeg sheee na their coach instruct dem say mk them dey tey b4 them pass ball? they hold to a ball for too long.

missclasssy:
A result of youthful exuberance
coupled with immense _stupidity and immaturity displayed by the so
called Wizkid....

lyk u r nt crushing on him.

Mhizizzy:
Sure

U wanna c it?

Ga.y.s everywhere

hae, i'm nt a gay. No be u say u be man? Nd i asked she u get joystick? Does dat mk me a gay? No.

I knw u av no joystick. Bt ion mind seeing d APPLE dat u av down dere.

@mhizizzy do u av a d.ick down dere?

Mhizizzy:
Money

r u a man?

EroticAngelina:
borrowing a friend's car to impress me

he didnt knw i knew the guy too. psst

what r u feeling lyk nw?

Is dis nt d most silly thread on nairaland? If there is another one sillier, kindly let me knw.

missclasssy:
Op,
Before I term you post as being erroneous,
Please differentiate between thinking about "women" and thinking about "sex", as used in the context of your original post...

cn u re-read d post?

D commenters abv r nt sincere except d 1st to comment.

TIDDOLL:
70%money....30%Sex/woman....u gotta have bananas to feed the mon*keys!!!.....

r u trynna say ur g.fs r monkeys?

A question wz thrown to listeners on nigeria info fm on a radio show called MENS ROOM on nigeria info fm 99.3. The question wz "what's always on a man's mind? Sex, money or women?". it is a very important question. As men, one of d aforestated will mostly be on ur mind.

Callers responses:-

1. A caller said SEX: whenever he sees a very beautiful girl on d street, an event, or anywhr, d 1st thing dat comes to his mind is sex. He will UnCloth d pretty gal with his eyes, press boobz, and do other intimate act through mere fantasy. He confessed dat it hs been long d antic hs been with him even while he wz in secondary sch and till date, he still indulge in it.


2. Another caller said WOMEN: He confessed to always looking for means to please women.

Note: d key word here is "ALWAYS". The one dat u usually think abt d most.




With all sincerity which one is always on ur mind?







Ishilove
Farano

I. SAY SOMETHING

Blackett:
Never used the internet

Never used a phone

Never seen a girls pant.

I'll remember the rest later.

Nvr seen a girl's pant? If I hear. U way say u go use ur GBoNgilgila cap rub the gal Vagina entrance for like 10minutes b4 u finally enter the place.

do u agree?

[quote author=funmilayoB post=31264285][/quote]change ya DP. E don too tey 4 dere. Is dat d most beautiful picture? Of all d pictures dat u av.

Lalasticlacla....front page material here. Kindly tk d thread to d front page.

[quote author=MizMyColi
post=30749519]OP, excuse me.
Babe, abi wife.

As a babe, that which will prompt my boyfy to lace my panty liner or
sanitary pad is a clear indicator that he has seen my body finish and
extra thoroughly. In that case, the essence and savour of marriage is
lost.

Yep, I am old-fashioned.

But as a wife, it is a clear indicator of the bond that holds us
together. It clearly shows that we've explored our bodies to a point of
acceptance. Good, bad, ugly, dirty.

It'd be a nice big deal to me because one of my greatest fantasies is
being subliminally fulfilled.

Bottom line?
It takes a Bond Friend as Husband to do that.
[/quote]abegi. so u r trying to say u r nt aving sex wit ya b.f? well, we are on nairaland, lying is allowed.

Twaci:
She aint the largest!

You should see mine

if i hear! u r flat YANSHED

ireneony:
when they buy a car

when they pay your school fees

when they give you salary every month

dats no more a b.f, he is ur daddy.

bt y will a sane person leave such an huge amount 4 an unproductive thing lyk dat? e no fit happen joorh. d idea wz conceived in an imaginary world, it will also end there.

d lady is 4rm akwa ibom. bt y u no put her facebook i'd?

HizMissy:
kinda

it's lyk u r his future wife, dis one u r answering on his behalf.

oni moi moi high school

baba dudu