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Why the pepper soup story ? Instead make you just go straight to the point.




































Now pepper soup dey hungry me.

When she is always on nairaland 24/7, why will her man nt masturbate?

sweettease:
Una go just stay dey think of bad bad thing

U be baby mama abi certified wife?

Hilarious.

Cheddahboy's song is on replay.

obontami:



my brother you dey mind them ??

Dis ur moniker get as e be o


Na d opposite suppose dey ta u na.

obontami:
there is this ex girlfriend of mine we dated for 2years before we broke up

she always bug me with calls and text, though the both of us are in various serious relationship

I was like this girl want my dick badly cos I fccck her good anytime we fcccks back then

these days anytime I'm feeling hornny she's one of my opinions

we have fcccked each other like 5times after our break up with no string attached

I also have this girl a friend of mine introduced me to. I toasted the bittch she didn't say yes or no to my proposal but we fccck each other on many occasions

Baddest boy.

Later those girls will come here and claim virgins.

ExConvictDee:

long list,
Not reading ds.

How can a sane individual bear "exconvict?"

Read it with patience, erase every thought of jonathan, cos it's beneficial.

obontami:

9) what about friend that introduces you to bittches/brothel


10) female friends that gives you pusssy for the fun of it.

I gv u the permission to throw more light on number 10. Av u had any experience? Share it here.

Mrschima, answer the question.
Koredebellomum, av u ever u cheated on korede bello's daddy?

1. A Loyal Best Friend
Sometimes a loyal best friend is the only thing you need to stay sane. Everyone needs a non-judgmental friend who will support them no matter what. This is the kind of friend who lets you be a hot mess and knows all of your deepest and darkest secrets, but still loves you all the same.


2. A Fearless Adventurer
We live in a big world where there are so many places to see, people to meet, and experiences to be had, yet so many of us are stuck in our own routines and forget to, well,live. We all need an adventurous friend who will pull us out of our shells and introduce us to new ideas, cultures, philosophies, and activities.


3. A Brutally Honest Confidant
There’s certain situations in life where we need to hear the harsh truth. That’s what the brutally honest confidant is for. If you’re in a rocky relationship and everyone’s telling you that it’s perfectly normal that you’re back with that special someone for the 8th time in the last 2 years, the brutally honest confidant is there to yank your rose-colored glasses off and tell you,“Enough. Stop with all that break-up-and-get-back-together drama. You deserve better.”Friends are supposed to be honest with each other. If you find someone who is brutally honest with you (in a constructive way), then hold on to this person! People like that are hard to come by these days.


4. A Wise Mentor
Jesse Jackson once said,“Never look down on someone unless you’re helping them up.”If you have someone smart, inspiring, and admirable in your life who practices this philosophy, you’re extremely lucky. We all need a friend who inspires us to be better people without making us feel inadequate. Plus, being around such a person will challenge us to better ourselves every day.
The wise mentor in your life doesn’t have to be someone who shares the same occupation or hobbies with you. It’s simply someone who’s a few steps ahead of you in life and has enough wisdom and patience to guide you in the right direction. It can be anyone—a colleague, a friend who’s beyond their years, or an older neighbor—as long as you look up to this person and want to be more like them.


5. A Friend From a Different Culture
The last thing you want to be described as is someone who’s stuck in their own ways. If everyone had a friend from a different culture, the world would be amuchbetter place. Being in a cross-cultural friendship allows you to explore customs, values, and traditions outside of your own culture. Sometimes you might even adopt new ways to do things.
Be careful; don’t befriend someonejustbecause they’re from a different culture. No one likes to be a token friend. Instead, keep your mind open, and if you come across someone you click with who just so happens to be from a different culture, make the effort to learn about their customs, values, and traditions while getting to know the person on a personal level.


6. A Polar Opposite
We humans are hard-wired to get together in groups and attack outsiders—the human pack mentality, if you will. If you only develop friendships with others who follow the same beliefs, customs, and values as you do, chances are you’re somewhat detached from the rest of the world, and you’re more likely to perpetuate stereotypes on anyone who holds a different world view from you.
Instead of constantly surrounding yourself with like-minded people, try to break out of your comfort zone and befriend people who hold opposing views. They will help open your eyes to different world views and you’ll learn to accept people who don’t see the world exactly the way you see it.


7. A Friendly Neighbor
These days, a lot of people don’t know their own neighbors. It’s a shame, because some neighbors can be the nicest and most helpful people ever. If you’re on a vacation, and you suddenly realize that you forgot to lock the front door, you can call up your trusty ol’neighbor and ask them to head over to your house and lock it for you. Nice dependable neighbors who have each other’s backs are a dying breed, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t introduce yourself to the new neighbors across the street!


8. A Work Pal
Did you know that with a full-time job, you spend at least 50% of your waking hours at work? Not only that, but you spend somemoretime commuting to work, thinking about work, working overtime, and furthering your career on your personal time. Depressing, isn’t it?
Statistics show that the more isolated you are at work, the more depressed you get. That’s why it makes sense to get a work pal to chat with at the water cooler and to help you get through the week. You spend 50% of your waking hours at work, and so does your work pal. You’ll find it much easier to shoot the breeze and complain about work with someone who can relate to you than eating lunch alone every day.
Your work pal doesn’t have to be your best friend outside of work. They just need to be someone you click with on some level, and if you two hit it off exceptionally well, you can always start hanging out with them outside of the office.


Source: lifehack.org


U r free to Add ur own




Lalasticlala, can I bank on u?

demmy0325:
..

As I don catch u nko?

The negative Nancy
Moods—both good and bad ones—are contagious: Research has shown this to be true in bothreal lifeandonline social networks. And while there’s nothing wrong with venting to coworkers or crying to your BFF when you’re feeling low, it’s still important to balance those lows by sharing happy experiences, too.
“When you talk on the phone with your friend, exchange e-mails or text messages, or get together in person, do you feel positive and optimistic—or does a particular friend make you feel bad about yourself, agitated, or even physically ill?”asks Yager. If that friend is going through an especially trying time, it’s normal to feel pulled into the drama. But ask yourself, she says:“Is this an occasional thing, or a chronic pattern that’s making it too difficult for you to handle your emotions or your own life?”
If the latter’s the case, it’s time to seriously consider phasing them out.


The nit-picky neighbor
You live next door to her so you’ve tried, on many occasions, to be nice: You’ve had her over for dinner, carpooled, and encouraged your kids to play together. But if your friendly gestures are mostly returned with complaints about noise or the look of your lawn, her constant demands could be harming your health.
A 2014 Danish study found that frequent arguments andconflicts within a person’s social circle, including neighbors, were associated with an increased risk of death in middle age. Conflict management may help reduce these dangers, the study authors say—so the next time she picks a fight, try sitting down and hashing out your differences (or at least agreeing to ignore each other) once and for all.


The backstabber
So a friend let you down in some way, but she’s promised to make it up to you. Everyone deserves a second chance, but maybe this isn’t the first time you’ve felt betrayed by her. Where do you draw the line? Personal relationships are complex, so there isn’t a clear-cut way to decide.
Yager says that in her research she’s found that what’s considered a“deal breaker”is different for everyone.“One person said that for her, it was when her former friend was not there for her when her mother died. Another woman didn’t see it as a deal breaker when she walked in on her roommate and found her kissing her boyfriend…but she ended that same friendship years later, over a work-related betrayal.”
Before deciding to immediately cut out a friend who’s done you wrong—or to immediately take them back—sit down and consider all aspect of this breach of trust, including how bad it made you feel, Yager suggests.“Can you [honestly] forgive them? Do they even ask for forgiveness or apologize? Is this a one time thing or a pattern? And what does your gut tell you about this friend, and about the future of your friendship?”These questions can help you decide whether mending the relationship is possible or if it’s time to let the friendship fade out.



The chronic canceler
If you spend more time waiting around for this person to show up—or trying to schedule andreschedule plans—than actually hanging out together, you may want to let this friendship run its course.
First, take a careful look at why your friend has such trouble keeping plans; if it’s truly a good excuse, like a new baby or an ongoing health issue, ask if there’s anything you can do to make staying in touch easier. Yager also recommends weighing what you get out of the friendship against what it’s costing you.“If the cost is minimal in terms of occasional aggravation, but the benefits are huge—like the laughs you still share on the phone and the fun nights out at the movies you still have—don’t be so quick to end it.”
On the other hand, if you’ve done all you can and you’re not getting much in return, it’s time to stop wasting your energy. We’re all busy. Constantly being put last by a“friend”can only lead to negative feelings that you don’t need.



The bad example
She drags you along on her smoking and heavy-drinking nights out. She scoffs at your new healthy eating and exercise plan and shoves the Cheetos in your direction. Whatever this friend’s fault, if you feel yourself getting sucked into bad behavior whenever you spend time together, it’s time to back off.
Research shows that, in addition tobad moods, plenty of other qualities can spread among friends—includingloneliness,obesity, and evendivorce. Even your dietary choices can be affected by your companions: In one University of Illinois study, people were more likely toorder the same foodsat a restaurant as their lunch partners.
You may not need to ditch these friends entirely—especially if they also have good qualities you value, or if you know they have the potential to change. But be aware of how their unhealthy habits are rubbing off on you, says Yager. Try talking to these friends about why you can’t be around them when they act a certain way, or avoid situations that enable that side of them.


Source: time.CUM


Lalasticlala, u know what to do.



This thread is going to be fun.

Op, u r a boy.

cherryice:

Will u call me? Follow me, I will follow u.

raayah:
ok sir

Check ya mail and reply.

cherryice:
I loveeeeeeeeee your gown

Cherryice, m ready to gv u ma number.

raayah:
Dont mind all these first class bashers. First Class gives you an edge.

It shows you are dedicated and committed.
If possible, strive to make first class.

Raayah, attend to me.

As long as una no put pencil inside sharpener, she can stay dere.

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]You didn't do essay writing in school, right?[/color]

U like long things.

















































Even dat long thing too, I know u like it.

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]First of all, Success can only be defined by the individual in question and that individual alone. Except the person allows society to define success for him or her.

My definition of success shouldn't be yours or someone's else's.
To someone, success could be entirely based on his/her financial prowess, or the amount of wealth accumulated. To another person, it could be something entirely different.

Secondly, a woman doesn't need to find a husband who is successful in order for her to be successful.
A woman is and should be capable of defining, striving for and attaining "success"

The person who made that comment is a bloody sexist.[/color]

U didn't do summary in school, right?

classicB:
The truth is these guys are more confused than we ladies, yet I have seen various female bashing threads here. In my own opinion I will list the various situations in which I think the guys are confused about.

the Virgin crew these are the type that eventually marries a non virgin, they place virginity above other virtues when desperately in need of a wife, they no longer care whether or not the girl posses other things to look out for, so far she is a virgin they are good to go. The girl isn't as foolish as you think, she sure knows that all you care about is her virginity that is why in most cases she will lie to you about being one. Most guys only find out the truth on their wedding night God catch u because u ain't virgin yourself and the ones you have messed with will get married one day. What goes around comes back around.

the wife material crew hmm. Are you a husband material yourself? Why should you insult a lady just because she doesn't see it right to perform a wife duty for you before marriage? You want her to wash your clothes, clean your house, sleep with you and so many other just to prove to you that she is the right girl what have you done to prove you are a husband material??

how many guys have she slept with? if you are the type of guy that have slept with all the girls in the hood how dare you ask a girl this type of question? You think she's a wore for sleeping around but you are doing the same thing now u wanna settle down and you are bothered about how many guys have gone down there, dnt bother okay? The same right you have to sleep around is the same right she has too, this isn't 18th century where a girl is asked to keep her virginity and a guy is free to have sex with dogs??

she is after my money crew how much do u have self? you expect a girl to become your wife before marriage yet you find it hard to spend on that girl?
Except for those guys that have been taken as mugu, if you are in a serious relationship with a girl that act as a wife to you, there is nothing wrong in spending on her, that is what husbands do!!

it cannot work without sex!!! funny enough I have two guys asking me out and both have made it clear that the relationship cannot work without sex. I never knew that life don spoil reach this level!! Dnt you people know more than sex? In situations where the girl is ready to stay off sex, you presure her and make her assume that no relationship work without sex. And it's you people that will later come on forums giving girls various names...she is olosho, she's sleeping with him...
Can you guys see you are confused??

she is a single mother it might be your personal choice tho, but have you thought about the fact that it's not about whether she is a single mother or not, so far she has the qualities you want in a wife, stop being confused and go for her! She is stupid enough to have gotten pregnant in the first instance but it's even more stupid for a guy to get a woman pregnant and leave her to her faith! Those guys judgment dey with God.

are we sexually compatible?? how many girls will you test to see whether you are compatible or not? You no go stop until you catch HIV?? You are confused my brother

I am not sure if the topic I gave it is right anyway but guys are confused

What I can deduce from ur post:
1. U r not a virgin.
2. U like money.
3. Suitors are not coming as u want.
4. U r probably a single.

angieberry:
Hygiene and dominance are 100
Every girl wants a strong man

A strong man, even down there.












































Is dat u@ur dp?

How many times will I read this on nairaland?

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]Actually a good thing? Are you for real?
How is it a good thing?

Imagine how nairaland would be like if everyone could delete comments on his or her thread. Do you know what would happen if everyone is given such power?

You would have people deleting comments for their own selfish gain. Nairaland would be in a state of chaos, discombobulation and disorganization.
Their would be a massive infestation of Trolls who would create topics to cause trouble so they could delete comments.



People would start e-wars on their threads so they could delete opposing comments.

Please Nairaland doesn't need such feature.[/color]

Address the other question dat I asked u.

raayah:
I like you too!

Check ur mail.

firstEVA:
What do you aim to achieve by this?

A good question.

The thread is created to make women to learn and avoid mistakes that will lead to cheating on their husbands.
Are u married?

misssclassy:
[color=#000050]If you can delete your topics, then that means you will be deleting peoples posts along with it.
How would you feel after making a funny or intelligent comment on a thread and all of a sudden the person just deletes the thread and your post along with it?

How about a scenario where there was a thread you liked or a thread you were really gaining a lot from and as you were just perusing through it or as you just wanted to comment on it, you just find out that it's already been deleted. How would you feel?

Or a case where a topic is already on front page and the whole Nigeria is going through it's content and before you know it, the owner of the thread just decides to delete it.

If such privilege is given to everyone, Nairaland will be in a mess.
You won't see many threads anymore. You would even see people deleting their own threads for dubious and selfish reasons.

Seun doesn't need to add such feature to Nairaland.[/color]

U av a good point bt we still need a delete option.



So because when girls go to the tertiary institute, they turn to runs girls so dat means u shouldn't send ur girl child to the tertiary institute? Look at it that way.

raayah:
Do you mean to delete a post??

Yes. An option to delete a post, a thread, a quoted comment.


A power of attorney in which an op can delete any derogatory comment on his or her thread.

demmy0325:
Especially if Ur post has bn quoted..

Yes. I ll be glad if they can look into it.








Dem fit close this thread now.

Genea:
More lyk topics u created dat u dnt want on ur profile again

Exactly what I'm saying.

misspicy:
aww am
but if u truly love this girl tell d MODs to remove d ban on me o,i wan create counter thread for one thread.

We don't need the mod to start a relationship. What's ur name and number?