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@op,bt if u want to av sex with her nw, u ll be d one to help her off her
PANT. Yez, u cn av sex with her. Buh y will a gal ask u to be d custodian of her undies? She av hidden motives.

Usually ladies do d wear and wash style. for those of u who live in
face me i slap u, u ll av noticed over time dat ladies stay lnger in d
bathroom than d men, u knw what's tking them so lng? they r busy washing their undies. wen they r done, they will use their wrapper to wrap it
to their body and when they get inside their room, they will spread it
there.

if u lyk BOOBZ, lyk this post. If u lyk ASSNAL, share.


Hw many times do i av to say it? I lyk them thin, cute, with a big BOOBZ.

reminiscing:
Lol.....It can't happen,I dress modestly.

churchy girl. btw, who asked if u dress modestly or nt?

Exponental:
a man knows when he wants to release. i cant do dat sha. i can look but nt pour

what r u releasing? is it music album?

pweedyuz:
U know,,just because u like d original doesn't mean everyoda person will.
Everyone is entitled to his/her opinion.
Nd I neva said "I only like tiwa's part"
I said tiwa killed it.

Dats all.

u don vex ni? oya no vex. i wz jez asking a question. i'm aware dat u r entitled to ya own opinion nd dats d initial reason for creating this thread. so, i cannot disagree with u.

chillingbabe:
How can i meet with the Man of the people and My humble President?
GEJ Till 2019

my instinct says Mr president is ur crush, hw true is dat?

[quote author=saaedlee
post=31219250]GEJ has gotten himself fat from eating all the $20b alone
and has started growing nipples or is he Transgender? #Justkidding
But somebody should buy him a bra, he does need one, they can send FFK
the houseboy. check out the last photo!

Vote General Muhammadu Buhari for President whenever they fix the
elections


#SaiBuhari[/quote]u r nt kidding, be sincere

FriedPlantain:
RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE
KIDS
1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper
2. The owner of the ball decides who plays.
3. Penalties awarded only if injured player curses a lot.
4. The match only ends when everyone was tired.
5. No matter how many goals you score, the winner will bedetermined by
the last team to score.
6. No referee and lines men. You could run withthe ball even behind the
goal post.
7. If you don't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match
ban.
8. If you're picked last, you're a loser.
9. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from thetree when it
got stuck,under the car or tunnel toplay in the nextgame.
10. When the owner of the ball gets annoyed, game over!
11. You were allowed to change a goalkeeper in case of a penalty.
12. the most skillful player gets automatic selection.

number 12 is on point. even if d he is nt interested in playing, we will start to beg him until he concurs.

ZedX5:
The woju
freestyle by 2face is better than anything that turtle had to say. . .

c'mon dats crude

pweedyuz:
Love d remix...
Tiwa killed it with her voice

*if u check my bank account odikwa life*

u only like tiwa's part, does dat mk d remix better?

missjenna:
Who cares

By the way, how does this concern romance section

who isn't frequent on romance section? u should knw why d thread is in romance section

Mhizizzy:
Go suck ur ma'am own
perv oshi

no, i cn't do dat. m a grown man nw. ur boobz is suitable 4 svcking. lyk
u carry a virgin boobz, ur b.f go dn svck am tire. d boobz is even
sagging, na bra u tk package am. ion kia though, i jez wanna svck it.
i'm sure it gat a lot of milk in dere.

Dat gal chest is dry ehn, chai@d gal frm d right.

Lavidah:
Alright then, my darling is a professional Mai ruwa. He is renowned for his prompt delivery of water within our community...
I pray that this March, my spouse will march into a better profession, one that I can be proud of.
Ok op, now that you've known his profession, can you help him out with banking job?

*singing* she no want designer, she no want ferrari, she say na him luv she want o. Correct girl.

If one's partner FVCKS for a living, what's dat called?

Ayolaw2003:
I will tell my son I make front page everyday on nairaland!

is dat an achievement?

[quote author=Mhizizzy post=31203453][/quote]u r a typical example. U met ya current b.f on nairaland and he is staying far away 4rm ya residence.

@op, u mean keke napep?

Takim107:
My pastor made me backslide, they over watched everything .they won't allow you feel the joy of being in church..They will even accuse you of dating someone even if you aren't just because you are close. . They want to rule you but will never ask you do you have food in your house! Or even lend a helping hand.

is dat d only church? Wen dat is nt d only church u cn go to. Y nt change church?

[quote author=raayah post=31190556][/quote]ur DP is slightly indecent.

the one dat is even trending nw is dat they will wear a very tight fitted trouser without wearing pant. their butt will nw be shaking lyk wen u put bread inside water.

Here is the download link for the remix: http://www..ng/2015/02/28/music-kiss-daniel-ft-tiwa-savage-davido-woju-remix/




Here is the download link for the original: http://live2.tooxclusive.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Kiss-Daniel_-_Woju_tooXclusive.com_.mp3?af5cad


I prefer d original, which do u prefer?

[quote author=Mhizizzy post=31176713][/quote]Cn I svck ya bobby?

No, they want me to fall out of luv

hajruna:
how so

abi u dn't av b.f? dis one u r skipping d question

hajruna:
Is that relevant?

Yes lah.

hajruna:
Why be after a guy's money, when I haven't been cursed with inability to make some for myself, irrespective of how little or less than his it might be.

What's the age range btw u and ur current b.f?

eminent007:
Just commenting on how cool your dp is.

Hmmmmm.