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Did u see hw pdp rigged rivers presidential election? Dats hw APC will rig d governorship election if agbaje tries to WIN.

Kelvinpam:
Dis gat me laffin all dai...nice use of words

thanks

@op, U stopped cos u OVER-CAME, i get it nw.

starlingleanets:
Not all enjoyed the priviledged of Being wooed by a Lady. Sometimes the experience may be embarrasing for the guy or the other way round.

I was talking to her and she kept silence like she couldn't hear what i'm saying. While i was talking to her she mouthed something which cannot be mistaking for anything other than that with which it was intended to mean.

I heard her say I Love You, do You Love Me? Will You Be My Boyfriend?. I do love her to be her spiritual mentor but to be her boyfriend is somehow too far. So i mumbled something clear enough to be heard.

I love you dear i will forever more but to be your boyfriend is a way far is all i said. She went numb and won't say a word then suddenly she said "I hate You". I got the hatred of my life she delete me off her list.

I understand her she was heartbroken by my words but she understand and was proud of what i did then.

Ever wooed by a Lady? share your exprience

i thought she even wooed u in real life, na even online, up ur game bro.

I ll marry for both.

lanicky:
Hey! Wait, we all know ladies have so many weird habit that guys find funny or confusing. Although, some are a little exaggerated, but some are actually true.


Let's look at some funny & weird things that for some reason, turned into OUR everyday girly habit. (if not all of us atleast 60% of us).


1) We arrange things into the right place and then we forget where the right place was.

2) When we look at our selves in the mirror, we often think: "It would ve gr8 to have a picture taken in this position"

3) We do take picture anywhere, anytime not minding what people would think of us. (We take pictures in the car, while walking on the street, when we wake up @ night, immediately we leave the bathroom, while eating in the church nd so many funny places) lol

4) We set our alarm for 10 minutes earlier than needed and oversleep anyway.

5) We throw our phone into our big purse and then spasmodically, look for it and can't find it when it rings. Lmao.

6) When we're in a hurry, we look for our cap which is right on our head.....simetimes keys that we had in our hands just couple of second ago.

7) When we look for stuffs around the house, we secretly which those things have a ringing tune.

We definitely need to check out how we look in the mirror before hitting the ourtside world.

9) It's okay for us to dance with other women without thinking that we're ∵gay∵ but when we see two men dancing together, we quickly start having second thoughts.

10) We always have nothing to wear, even if our wardrobe is overloaded with colourful dresses.

11) We often feel insecure about our breast size.

12) Our walking posture changes from catwalk to zig zag or from zig zag to catwalk nd we raise our chin high when we're about to pass through where so many guys are. #just like ggrin#

13) We always carry big purse or bag full of stuff that we never use, but we always think we would need them some day.

14) We always apply mascara with an open mouth and if we ever attempt to shut it up, we always mess up nd get the mascara stain.

15) We have a special look nd voice tune assigned to every call we make. it's either disgusting, happy, angry, innocent or normal.

16) We brush our hair before going to bed.

17) We are never satisfied, no matter how beautiful we look.

18) Sometimes we fake pleasure, because our man faked the pre-intimacy.

19) We think all beer tastes thesame

20) We dress up nicely and apply make up to go grocery shopping, empty the garbage or even to just answer the phone.

21) When we use a map we need to turn into the direction we so desire even if it's not the right way.

22) When we say to a guy "well....nothing....", we mean an entirely different thing.

23) We're never wrong we wait for men to take initiative and apologize.

24) When we cry we would love some one to see it and offer us a cuddle.

25) When we go on a 2 day trip we usually pack over 8 outfits, just incase we will hesitate about what to wear.

26) We don't always keep to time cos of make up session and all when going for a date.

27) Some of us cry while watching a tragic movie.

28) We crush on our best actor in a movie.

29) Some of us have 50 different items in our bathroom or make up shelve which men would hardly identify.

30) In entertainnent, while men are seeking the escape from reality, we ladies on the other hand, look fo stuff that reminds us about the real life. Lol.

Weird isn't it?......I hope u find this facts interesting and I hope that I could make u smile. If no.....m sorry, I would try better next time. ToOoOdles

Summary: ladies don't know what they want.

PervyByNature:
So there's this gal im hooking up with, she's calm,beautiful and intelligent. she's even a core church-goer. she's d ideal girl in all aspects but the problem is, she has this sick sexual fantacy. Each we are together and about gettin' down, she'll ask me to rape her! Im always shocked by this and i naturaly refuse but she'll kip pleading till she ends up telling me that even if i cant rape her for real, that i shud make it look like a rape. She'll then get clothes nd tie up her mouth nd ask me to tie her hands. The worst is that, the few times i've agreed to do this, she starts acting like shes crying nd struggling for freedom. Im so freaked about this nd im thinking of quitting wateva it is we have buh i need sum advice. Thnx. I hope shes not on this forum.Lol

Hmmmmm B.DSM

ShakurM:
that awkward moment this don't make FP!

As d thread don mk front page nw nko? Oya enter bush

Missmossy:
That awkward moment when a guy falls for his fellow guy unknowingly and he has lotta plans already and he keeps lamenting

That awkward moment when the guy next door starts acting funny and you are fixed!

Dis one is dry jooorh

ivyT:
Yuckkk

lyk u've nvr had it

For yabatech sch fees payment, add me up on 2go with DAREY112, let's discuss.

She wants you to CUM in her mouth cos she sees ya semen as ICE CREAM.

EggovinMma:
*yarn*

d way wey u dey yAWN EHN, e be lyk say na money go do am 4 u. All dis story no apply to u. "shw me d money and gv me d money" na im be ur own case.












4rm d abv, we cn decipher dat there is a difference btw 'shw you the money' and "gv you d money". Smbody should ask wizkid whether he is going to gv d girl d money after shwing her.

missclasssy:
First of all, let's bare in mind that humans develop emotionally and cognitively with age.
The older a guy is, the more experienced he becomes in many areas such as decision making, finance, handling stress, taking care of his partner and running a relationship

He is able to make better decisions due to the knowledge garnered all through the years.
He also becomes more mature in perception and judgment.

We ladies believe that an older partner must have engaged in a relationship or two before ours so he would be shrewd in handling our own.
We believe an older guy to be more emotionally stable than someone younger.

Women naturally feel more relaxed being under a protective figure and we have a default perception to seeing older guys as such.

Op, we shouldn't also eliminate the critical concept of love making
Most ladies believe an older partner must definitely be more competent in satisfying their sexual needs.

u and d word"COGNITIVE" ehn, dn't knw who will separate u both. U often use dat word in ur contributions.

realGURU:
GEJ TILL 2019

una no get tv for ur house? It's official, GEJ till may 29.

Dat sounded lyk "DUPES" meaning so many DUPE in yoruba and english code mixing.

Do u knw y she is crying? She be like "hw i wish dat man was my husband".

Lyk dat insecticide advert, D corrupt ones will shout "it's jega, run for ur lives".

italo:
Shey OP no know where transformer dey?

i wonder o. Abeg, help me gv her directions.

ireneony:
most nigerians are backward and primitive(apc)
this country is already divided by the yorubas, fulani and hausa, take them out of this contry, then nigeria will be a better place.

people easily be deceived, that the same sets of persons that messed up pdp are now in apc.

jonathan is the best president we nigerians has ever had and some youths are too blind to see this.
i weep for nigerians cos we are back to 1960.

not forgetting that this election was rigged by apc(in the north), jonathan was wise enough to succumb to defeat cos he does not want killing of of innocent citizens in the north..


fvvvk apc

wz d election nt rigged in rivers? *singing* Do me i do u, man no go vex.

Sinister laughter

The total of all her votes no even reach apc's score for one state.



Btw, i wished she won d elections. Enough of apc and pdp, let's gv these underground parties chance. Buh wait o, sheeee these underground parties no go chop our money if them enter? Dis one wey dem no even get money to do campaign.

Mznelly i wish to c ya face. Ur write ups r beautiful, i wanna c d face behind it.

mirexxx:
he's ugly

upload ya b.f's picture.

Lyk bode george, they will go exile.

Na wa oh

cutieolaedo:
pweety. #teamprettygirls. lol

u dey bleach. Bleaching made u beautiful.