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misspicy:
yes u r right to ask her for money,but be sure to pay her at d agreed date o,bcoz na money dey scatter friendship.

I luv dis girl.

She added internet suitors to it. e.g suitors on facebook, twitter, instagram, badoo. Dat girl is famous on badoo.

raayah:
I like you too!

What's ur name and number?

raayah:
Good development!!

I like this girl.

donholy28:
And so u expect married women on Nairaland to troop in here and say...oh yes i cheated on my husband

They are free to say "my friend"

importexpert:
U said married women n u r hear as a single guy. U have broken d rule already

How do u know I'm single?

If there is a church programme in which only married women are invited and the minister in charge of the gathering while preaching ordered that women who av cheated on their husband should come out, will u come out?
Why am I asking this? I av heard such cases where d minister called for the women who av cheated on their husbands, according to d account given, many women were trooping out, half of those who were gathered came out.
Av u ever cheated on ur husband?

What is usually the cause? (This question goes to those who av cheated on their husbands)

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MzzTega:
1. They are happier

There is a difference in temperament between regular
girls and attractive girls and it has to do with how
happy they appear. Attractive women are happier, and
it shows. They are excited to see you, excited to talk
about whatever subjects come up, excited to do just
about anything. They’ve got a bounce in their step that
other girls don’t have, and it never goes away. This is
such a relief from the bored, standoffish people I meet
all day at work. It’s refreshing to meet girls who are so
different, who aren’t boring, who are fun to be
around.
2. They don’t complain about their
bodies

If a guy is with you, he likes your body. Don’t insult
his judgement by complaining about what it looks like.
No guy really expects you to look like an airbrushed
model, and often it’s the little imperfections that make
you even hotter — because it means you’re a real
person. One we get to actually hook up with.
3. They actually don’t complain much,
period

There’s nothing uglier than someone who’s constantly
complaining. If they are always telling me why their
life sucks, why would I want to be a part of it? I also
can’t stand women who henpeck the lives of others.
It’s boring and sad. Get a new hobby. If something is
worth complaining about, that thing is worth fixing —
so go fix it.
4. They wear dresses

Dresses are almost always more attractive on a woman
than any other pants/whatever combo she could come
up with. They are made to flatter the female figure.
They remind us why we love women in the first place.
They make us look at you like a man is supposed to
look at a woman.
5. They make a guy feel special

I know a lot of guys complain how girls are always
late for everything. But I actually don’t mind when
she’s late for a date because it’s almost always as a
result of spending extra time getting ready, which is
flattering. It makes me feel like I’m someone she wants
to impress, and as a result, I end up trying to impress
her.
6. They are kind

There’s no faster way to make someone realize they
don’t see a future with you than to chew out a waiter
or service person in their presence. It’s always an eye-
opener.
7. They NEVER talk about exes

I know nowadays girls have a lot of boyfriends before
they settle down and (probably) a lot of sex. I don’t
want to hear about it. Ever. Pretend it doesn’t exist. I
don’t want to think about being the last of many guys
to woo you. It makes it hard for me to see a future.
Mum is the word.
8. She lets me take the lead

I’m sure this point varies from man to man. Maybe
some prefer women who take over. But I feel as if the
best relationship for me is with a woman who is
strong, but still very feminine. She isn’t weak or
indecisive (those things are annoying), she is an asset
to me, just as I am an asset to her. She doesn’t try to
compete with me to see who is more this or that,
neither of us is “better” than the other. I’m looking for
someone who compliments me, not duplicates me.
9. She isn’t a dead fish in bed

You can be the greatest girl in the world, but sex is an
important part of a relationship and if this is how it is
in the beginning when we’re lusting the most, it’s not
going to get any better, and that thought is horrifying.
I get that girls don’t want to seem slutty. But men have
a fear of committing to someone and then the sex
stops, so if it starts out slow, it’s easy for that fear to
take over.
10. They aren’t businesslike

I know most women now have jobs and careers, and I
respect that. I actually think it’s more attractive when
a woman has something going for her than one who’s
just waiting around for a man to pluck her up and
support her. However, the last thing I want to talk
about with someone I’m dating in my spare time after
work is work . Leave it at the office and I will too.
11. They cook

It’s an old stereotype, but it’s still true. Nowadays so
many people only eat out of boxes, or through drive
thru windows or takeaway. I don’t want that for my
future and I don’t want that to be how my kids are
raised. If a woman can make healthy, tasty meals on a
regular basis, she moves to the front of the line. Every
time.
12. She’s encouraging, but not bossy

When I’m having a problem in my life and try to
discuss it with the girls I’m dating, it’s almost always
been a mistake. They advise me with what to do and
then they “check in” (read: nag) about whether I’ve
done it from there on out. Then I met a girl who
instead of giving me advice just let me talk and asked
what I was thinking of doing. I told her all the options
and she encouraged me to make the best decision,
without telling me what it was. I felt confident in my
ability to make the best decision, and my head was
clear because I got the venting out.
13. They’re athletic

They don’t have to run a marathon or do anything
crazy but I’m not a naturally thin guy so I’ve always
been into fitness. It’s not only enjoyable when a girl
can work out with me on occasion, it’s great to know
we’ll both have healthier futures together.
14. They drink in moderation

Drunk girls are not girlfriend material.
15. They keep our couple secrets

Girls tell each other everything. As a guy, I don’t
necessarily want everyone to know everything about
our sex life or every embarrassing thing I do, but it
happens more often than not. A girl who’s a real
keeper is one who is on the same team as me, who
would never gossip about me because she has my
back. If she doesn’t tell her friends stuff that she
knows I’d rather no one hear, she is definitely sticking
around.
16. She’s close with her parents

Girls who have rebelled from their parents are
generally immature (unless their parents were assholes
or something). I’m not looking for that. I eventually
want to have a family so I want someone that values
that as well. Plus girls who get along with their own
parents are going to be able to get along with my
(enormous) family and not think it’s weird that there’s
a lot of us and we’re all pretty close.
17. She doesn’t take herself too
seriously

If something goes wrong, she can laugh it off. I can’t
tell you how important this quality is. Do you want to
spend the rest of your life with someone who’s a
neurotic stress case? Or someone who can chill out and
enjoy themselves almost anywhere? One of those things
is going to make your life better and one of them is
going to make it a lot worse. Choose wisely.

Crappy list.

SuperSuave:
some people will later call lalasticlaaala to put their shiit and urine on FP sef..mtcheew! *walks outta thread banging the door*

Na ur eye e go happen when dis thread reach front page.

tosyne2much:
roflwkmd lmao


See as I dey tear serious laf for here

I know say na because of ma front page comment, na y u dey laugh.




Lalasticlala, surprise him by putting the topic on front page.

GeneralQuamdeen:
Woju.. I havent listen to Laye before..

U should. Google is ur friend.

prettythicksme:
And what will it profit a lady deceiving guys?any sane girl wont do shitsss!!btw i love being natural,no make,no fake hair,fake boobs,fake butt

A picture of u without make up.

demmy0325:
Post in the appropriate section...

Na wetin I ask u be dat?

I said to her, give me ur account number, m paying a million dollars into ur account right away. She screamed and said "yes, I will marry u," she realised I didn't propose to her, I only asked her to be ma g.f, she corrected herself and said "yes, I will be ur g.f."

I prefer laye. D song grew on me of recent, Perhaps cos I listened with an ear phone. The beat is crazy.

Which do u prefer?


Lalasticlala put am for front page na.

Mhizkel:
dahreyM my love..

My true love, m missing u plenty.

"So, i met TY some years back and we hit it off quite well. We were inseparable and we loved each other very much to the best of my knowledge. We dated for close to 3 years and we had no serious issue. I would go to where he worked for his sister and spend almost all my day with him and sometimes wait till he closes, we would talk about getting married and how many kids we wanted. There was this girl who would come to get something there and she would give me this strange look, i told TY about it and he said thats the way she behaves and i would just ignore her. Along the line, i went to school for close to six month and when i came back, i heard he got the same girl i was'nt comfortable with pregnant. It was the greatest shock of my life, i was thrown off balance, i couldnt breathe, my head was spinning fast and i wanted to faint. When i confirmed it and asked him, he said it happened once and when he found out she was pregnant he told her he wasnt ready because he didnt plan it, she insisted and there was nothing he could do about it, so she had the baby. My friends would tell me that the lady planned it that was why she insisted. At first i was angry but with time i got over it and i forgave him and we just became friends. So, i went visiting him at his shop one day and we were talking, she came in and i greeted her but the way she eyed me and ignored me was what killed me that day. It was clear TY noticed it and he tried covering it but my countenance changed and i wasnt myself anymore so i left. Since that day i have'nt been to see him or pick his call. Tell me, should i stay away from him or totally ignore her? N/B he is not yet married to her"


Lalasticlala

"I've dated my fiancee for three years now and till now, i don't know how much she receive as salary. Is it right for me to know? shld i ask her?. It's not as if I want to use it for anything, But i jst want to knw."



Ladies, a must read: https://www.nairaland.com/2383708/animashauns-promiscuous-ladies-see-what



Lalasticlala

Zenayia:
Good evening. First of all, take note, d matter below has nothing to do with me, i had to bring it out here for a friend's sake.

So Ryana and her boyfriend have been sexually active these past weeks. On the 25th of June 2015, her guy released in her and she took Postinor 2 the same day to remedy the situation, but then, on the 27th the same accident occurred and in fear she took another dosage.

Still, on the 30th the same thing happened again and she refused to take the medication because she felt that:

a. She had taken enough of it, and

b. She was on her safe period (her menstruation was to start on the 2nd of this month).

Its 17th and she is yet to see her menses. She is worried.

Now her questions are these:
1. Is she pregnant?

2. Will the back to back usage of Postinor 2 affect her womb?

3. Is it possible that the postinor messed up her cycle (explaining why she is yet to see her menses)

Please matured comments are needed here.

CC: Lalasticlala

D guy may nt even marry her, na one man go marry her o.








@op, u r d girl joooooorh




Y'all should read https://www.nairaland.com/2279818/two-types-gullible-girls

joshbouy:
He's not a star...

He is a gulder.

One particular day, I was on ma way to visit a friend, on ma way going, a lady was walking by, two unknown guys were walking together opposite me, one of them tapped the other and said "omo to n lo yen ko le ka iye oko to ti wo ni furo."
Meaning: "see that lady passing by, she cannot count the number of phallus that av entered her vagina"

I'm sure d lady heard it. If u r a lady and u heard dat wah will be ur reaction?



Guys, u can share any unpleasant statement about a promiscuous lady dat u've overheard or the ones a friend shared with u.




Lalasticlala

cherryice:
I said I cant. Bye

Ohkies. Can u send it to ma mail? Follow me bk.

cherryice:
soz I cnt drop mine

U be girl lah. U ll erase it almost immediately.

Kindly drop it.

cherryice:
its chinese n dsnt sound too swt.
Drop ur num, i might gv u a two mins call

Like seriously! U want make dis other guys bash me say I be .... Licker?

Drop ur own number, dem no go talk anything, they will jez say u r nice.

cherryice:
sorry, like my phone number?

Yep dear. Wanna hear u speak. Ma instinct says u av a foreign accent, I like to hear it. ma instinct don't lie.

cherryice:
Karen

I'm dahrey. U can call me darling like ma calabar friends do call me.

Jez checked out ya pic, u look good.





What's ya number?

cherryice:
im fine handsome

Ur moniker attracted me to u.

What's ya name?

[quote author=cherryice post=34631420][/quote]hw'r u? Pretty.

pretydiva:
wat r u waiting 4? Abi na ur type dey wait 4 otedola daughter ..mcteww..do me a favor..swerve 2 dat corner» »»»»»»»»»»»»» .fnk me later

No be u say u old enough to be ma elder sister? U suppose don marry jooorh.

Abi mk I connect u ni? I know u r money oriented lady. I get bros wey go spoil u with money, wey go go marry u join, Whether u ugly or beautiful.