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burp18:
Cut your head off, another one will spring out

e no funny abeg.
Op sorry o.
Aren't you living with your mum?

Felabrity:
Man utd losing streak begins
Arsenal next

you say?

NairaIand:
Can't use their phone sha Two times i used it, i saw shege

omo,this your acct.

bibianna:
I heard female dogs do. They spot blood at the time of the month!

bitch?!

Jennyclay:
Come and strangle me nw.




You should be ashamed of yourself! You don't have money, you don't have a car, you don't have a house of your own, you don't even have a well paying job and you want to put someone's daughter in poverty. Biko is it Love I will eat

Shame!!

but na like that your mother still marry your papa na .

Mods! Pls move this to the kids forum.

If this one start to they work for radio station, ah! It is finished.
If en dey incharge of a program en go the use en friends secret as example.

Mynd44.
Na front page stuff be dis

[quote author=mytime24 post=119642214][/quote]na me eyes they pain the answer is 30.

dat9jaguy:
You lie. Once you start giving a policeman attitude at the checkpoint make sure you have their Oga on call standby because they will rubbish you. Even solider, if he is not careful, would first be rubbished before he will call for reinforcement.
You, na ordinary health worker ID na him make police dey shake. Abegi tell us another story.

police no fit try am with soldier.

Candidlady:
Ogun state

why kill the woman.. killing the husband should have been enough
rip to her

attention seeker.

Linus199:
I want more people comment before I disclose the answer and I'll mention you when I do

121?

The answer is 17. 1 boot=10. The man=5. The eyeglass=2. Op shey head they pain you? The first person got the answer.

Yes it displays blank when on normal mode but starts working when you zoom it. What could be the the prob. And how can it be fixed?

7042533228.
Momo psb or access yello.
Abdulbaki.

eyah sorry I can feel your pains

I wish your dad a quick recovery.

meanwhile... my dad here is frustrating my life, for goodness sake if something should happens to him like the op's father now, how does he expects me too feel about him?
like the op right??
God forbid!

Hacks4dummies:
Damn! Wish lotsa women were as sensible like you.

look at this one, woman wrapper.

So some one can not take picture in peace now.

Rozross:
He’s just there and nothing spectacular about him. I dislike men who are conscious of their looks

I also dislike women that are conscious of their looks.

Nonsens. e.

SouthSouth1914:
The joke is on you, you are the pathetic low life. Bragging on NL when in real life you are a peasant.

exactly.

dodoatirice:
I can see that you're learning alot. I can afford to feed you and your folks for as long as you breath air. But then again frustration no allow you see or reason clearly. I also understand that people with transsion phones can type jargon on the internet too..

If you wan try me, drop your azza, let me send you something for food and something for your mum in the village.

Plus I'm in Europe, I typed this in comfort.. you know, 24hours power, better currency and better bank balance.

I can feel your frustrations brr

A liar tells lies.

Shut up your leaking mouth.

How To Avoid Unnecessary Breakfasts --
Savage Breakup Be Like:—.

Lady: honey I want a breakup.
Man: Okay let me call my secretary.
[Dials his number]
Secretary: good morning sir.
Man: How are you faring?
Secretary: I'm good, thanks, sir. Any problem
sir?
Man: please I need you to bring the ‘breakfast
file’ as quickly as possible.
[A few moments later, the secretary arrives]
Secretary: here it is sir.
[Man hands over the file to his girlfriend]
Lady: what is this?
Man: it's a ‘breakfast file’ it houses the
expenses I incurred just to keep our
relationship sailing.
Lady: and what does this has to do with our
breakup?
Man: the file is at your perusal. Scan through.
[Lady opens the file and scans through. She
arched her eyebrows.]
Lady: Total expenditure: 1.5 million?
Man: don't unnerve yourself. You pay me. We
breakup.
Lady: but you have used me.
Man: point of correction. We used ourselves
and you were the one that was screaming and
shouting for more. Besides, I can go down on a
roadside prostitute with as little as 5k.
Lady: Where do we go from here?
Man: Go inside your room and have a rethink.
Our relationship is too costly for a breakup.

Valoromega:
I need Facebook account for Facebook ads. You'll still have full access to your account and I'm not changing anything.

I'll pay you 2k Weekly as long as I'm using it , I will also need your ID to verify the business manager later (NIN or voters card will do). Also you don't have to give me ur ID. U can upload it from your end

Intrested person can whatsapp
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Is this offer still available?

OsilaGama:
I give up
The last picture...its something every lady doing engineering can engage in

Don't mind the lady, she is just proving a useless point.

she thinks she is the only one Educated.

Jeon:
.

This one wants to prove a useless point.

so na hard work be that? mtcheew.

Man no kill person with laughter.

Women that are flooding in to come and brag that what a man can do a woman can do better.

I'm not sorry to say that non of you can do the hard work those men on the pic are doing, i mean non!

7. The landlord:
So apparently, in Saudi, my aunt
lived in a house that was always
being visited by a particular jinn
who used to annoy her family.
Once, she was laying in bed
at night with her husband.
She felt that something was
off and when she left the
room, she found her husband
watching TV on the couch.
When they went back to the
bedroom to confront the jinn, it
just laughed and went away.

8.An excerpt:
"Generations back, one of (my)
forefathers taught Quran, the holy
book (to a) child from a jinns’
family. (The jinn child became) a
hafiz (memorized the Qur'an by
heart). (The jinn's) parents
appeared in front of
my...grandfather and in return, as a
thanks, they offered him...many
different things. There were huge
trays full of gold and silver were
brought or what not...But (he)
would not accept it. He said “I
did this because I believe i will be
rewarded by Allah..." They
wouldn’t go.
<(The jinn) said
you have done such a big
favor to our generations that
we want to give you
something.
After so many
arguments...they wouldn’t go so...
(my) grandfather said “OK, then
what i would ask you is that you
have to take an oath and promise
me that for my next seven
generations you would not hurt
anyone or make anyone’s life
miserable.
9. The territorial jinn:
My great uncle went to visit his
cousins in India. His cousins told
him that since it was summer time
and they would all sleep in the
courtyard together. However, they
told him he wasn't allowed to
place his bedding in a particular
corner. Apparently, a jinn slept
there and strange things happened
if any one disturbs that corner. My
great uncle said it was nonsense
and decided to sleep there anyway.
One night, he woke up on the
other side of the court. He laughed
at first and thought it was his
cousins who were pranking him
and decided to sleep there again.
The following night, the same thing
happened, so he left a note next
to his pillow saying, ”Stop
pranking me. I know there is no
jinn.” That night, he said he was
pushed off his bed, and his
bedding was thrown on the other
side.A note was thrown into
his lap which said, 'I sleep
here.” The scary part is, it
wasn't that dark and there
was no one there.

5. The busybody: I grew up in an Arab household with many Arab family friends, so I’ve heard many scary jinn stories. A family friend of mine claimed that she went to bed one night, and her whole house was a mess. By the time she woke up, her whole house was clean. For some reason, that freaked me out when I was little! Every night I made sure that my room was clean so that jinns wouldn’t clean it for me. Nowadays, being a wife and a full time college student, I could only pray that a jinn would clean my house for me… And what the heck, cook dinner as well! —tast
6. The night whispers: A few years ago, when I was on my third trimester of pregnancy, I would only be able to fall asleep when dawn came. Just as I was about to fall asleep one night, I felt pressure on the end of the bed, near my feet, as if someone —very heavy—sat on the bed, which was weird, because I didn’t even hear anyone come into the room. No creaking door. No footsteps. Just then, an eerie voice spoke straight into my mind. The language was unintelligible and distorted. I knew it wasn't human. But, to my surprise, I understood what ‘it’ was trying to say. My brain processed it easily, as if I had learned the language somewhere in the past. It asked me to pray my morning prayer. I was too sleepy and too scared to actually open my eyes. What if its face was suddenly right in front of my nose? So I responded in my head, communicating without actually opening my mouth to say a word. “Later please, I’m so tired. I didn’t get to sleep.” After I said so, the weight on the end of my bed lifted. The air which was previously heavy with presence became light and clear. I opened my eyes a little and saw the earliest morning light gleam through my window. My door stood still, no one came in, or out. I fell back to sleep. —p439bf994d Warner Brothers

For the uninitiated, jinn are
creatures made of "smokeless
fire" that are mentioned in
the Qur'an and throughout
Islamic mythology. The two
most famous jinns are
probably the Muslim Devil
(Shaytan) and the jinn in
Aladdin's lamp from One
Thousand and One Nights.
-Disney-The jinn in the lamp was of
course, immortalized by Robin
William's portrayal of Genie in the
Disney movie, though not totally
accurately.
Those two are powerful
exceptions. Most of the time,
Jinns are portrayed as
invisible tricksters who
whisper, confuse, and change
shape.

1. The fight:
One time, my mother-in-law was
sitting in her bed.
She looked
over and saw a woman sitting
in the chair next to her bed,
with long pointy fingers and a
face with very sharp angles.
She was so frustrated and
annoyed with the jinns (they see
A LOT in their house and are no
longer afraid, just really annoyed
by them) that she reached out and
grabbed the jinn by its wrist. She
yelled, "Get out! I'm tired of you!
Get out!" It started to try to pull
its wrist away and eventually tried
to bite her hand because she
wouldn't let go. She pulled her
hand away before it bit her and
then the jinn vanished.
—Sakinah Blue, Facebook

2. The jinn and the locket:
At my boarding school, we had a
few cases of bullying. In one
instance, a bully broke a chain on a
student's neck. As soon as that
happened,
the girl started to
speak in a male voice while
her body contorted in strange
positions.
It said it was a jinn
and had travelled from a faraway
place. Meanwhile, the bully's tongue
swelled and almost prevented her
from breathing. Long story short,
teachers were called into the room
— apparently, her parents knew
and had gotten the chain for their
daughter from a shaman to hold
the jinn in.
—Temitope Barakat Lawal
(Facebook).
3. Communing with children
Anonymous
This happened when my
grandfather was Egypt’s
ambassador to Spain, and was
living in Spain. I was two years old
at that time, my mother said she
would see me standing by the
staircase constantly talking to
someone and when she would put
me to bed, I would stare out the
door and say ‘Tek tak. Tek
tak.’ Later on, my grandmother
mentioned to my mom that she
thinks I might be seeing sprits in
the house and when qw were
talking about it, my grandfather
said that the TV in his room turn
on and off sporadically and
sometimes...could see shadows
running across the balcony through
the slits of the blinds.
My grandmother said that its
known little children and
animals can see sprits, so
when they saw me talking to
something, they assumed
there was spirits in the house
and I was the only one who
could communicate with them.
4. Hooves:
This is an old Persian story: One
day a lady goes to the public
bathhouse. She pays the attendant
and goes inside. Once inside, she
notices someone in the room with
her.
She looks down at their
feet, but instead of feet the
person has HOOVES.
The lady
freaks out and runs outside as
fast as she can. She rushes to the
attendant and tells her that she
saw someone with hooves instead
of feet. The attendant looks at
her, lifts up her skirt, and asks,
“Like THESE?”
—avar5
Via .
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Choilila:
Mohammed marry 6 years old Aisha because of the stupid rant over Women.

Go say it in sokoto and see whether you would nt be stoned to death.
useless fellow like rebeka in the foly bibile.

Choilila:
Everyone wants to make a point out of trash.

If it were a trash, your fellow ladies would'nt be ranting anyhow like a lost hyena up there.

You are still an infant, what do you know.

Thank him for what?