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TV/Movies / If You Know These Ads, Go And Start Getting Ready For Marriage! by dajoaneke(m): 1:14am On May 21, 2020

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TV/Movies / Obamagate by dajoaneke(m): 5:10pm On May 15, 2020
Family / Re: Has A Friend Ever Fall Your Hands Before? Share Your Experience. by dajoaneke(m): 7:57am On May 05, 2020
Well, as we are all family on NL, you people will fall my hands if you dont subscribe to my memes channel on YouTube HERE.

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Romance / Re: I Think My Wife Is Cheating On Me. by dajoaneke(m): 7:31am On May 05, 2020
let me read then update

UPDATE:
This is a messy situation! my advice for you is to get his full name and information, track his house and when she plans to go out with a flimsy excuse, get to his neighborhood when she's taking her bath and wait for her to enter his house, then you go knock on the door.


Meanwhile, please I need subscribers on my my YouTube Channel. I upload the doppest memes! Click HERE to subscribe. Thanks

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Politics / Re: Rivers Lock Down: Wike To Reward Whistle Blowers 100k by dajoaneke(m): 8:39pm On May 04, 2020
For N100k an average Nigerian will snitch on himself! Nice one Wike-d-Governor
Nairaland / General / Re: Can I Trust My Wife? by dajoaneke(m): 8:28pm On May 04, 2020
If you cannot answer the question you're asking, no one else can.
Watch my Coffin Meme Dance video & be happy.
If your wife decides to misbehave with him, make sure he joins my next meme video.

Meanwhile,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl9KMS2cEqk
Please, i need 10 people to SUBSCRIBE

Thanks.
Jokes Etc / Re: If You Enjoy Dancing Coffin Memes, You Have To See This! by dajoaneke(m): 3:00pm On May 04, 2020
Kosoco:
If una too Dey happy. Naija go fall una Hands
Bros, who worry epp?


dajoaneke:
[img]https://media1./images/4ab0970d71c3e657a952b00231ff5043/tenor.gif?itemid=17094758[/img]

Click the photo to see video!
Jokes Etc / If You Enjoy Dancing Coffin Memes, You Have To See This! by dajoaneke(m): 2:17pm On May 04, 2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rl9KMS2cEqk

Click to see video.

Please, i need 10 people to SUBSCRIBE

Thanks.
Computers / Re: Sony Vaio Core I7, 2gb Graphic Card, 8gb Ram, 500gb Hard Disk For Sell (SOLD) by dajoaneke(m): 3:14pm On Jan 04, 2019
sad
Politics / Re: Spokesperson For Atiku Wears APC Shirt On Live TV by dajoaneke(m): 3:01pm On Jan 04, 2019
rAPC is Atikulated.
Politics / Re: This Is What Buhari Wrote On Shagari's Condolense Register by dajoaneke(m): 12:26pm On Jan 04, 2019
How can you verify this?
Celebrities / Re: Tessa Williams 17th Birthday Dinner: Regina Askia's Daughter Turns 17 by dajoaneke(m): 10:19am On Jan 04, 2019
Jayslicky:
This girl is so fine, but the boobs so flat like table.
I doubt you will ever be a sensible person.

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Business / Re: Ahmed Kuru In Trouble Over Keystone Bank Acquisition By Father-in-law-TheCapital by dajoaneke(m): 11:48pm On Jan 03, 2019
bejeria101:
Headless chickens! Didnt PDP destroy the country in 16years?
funny enough the PDP destroyers constitute 75% of APC government
Politics / Re: Give Me Two Good Reasons Why I Should Vote For Atiku by dajoaneke(m): 2:37pm On Jan 03, 2019
1: Atiku Obi are business men who knows how to drive the economy forward compared to Mr President & Vice who have no foundation in business. There will be economic growth in the long run.

2: PDP lost the previous election. If they have the chance, they will do things better because they won't want to to lose power again. Opposition is healthy. If not for opposition, Buhuari would've have continued his proxy government from London with no holds barred.
Romance / Re: Our Girls Are Getting More Deceitful. I’m Not Happy. by dajoaneke(m): 2:26pm On Jan 03, 2019
stupidity:
my 2019 goal is making money and complimenting Gods work by having a girl naqed on your bed while you marvel at Gods creation.
on my bed ke? Bros I'm married o. Pxssy is not my problem biko.

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Romance / Re: Our Girls Are Getting More Deceitful. I’m Not Happy. by dajoaneke(m): 11:16am On Jan 03, 2019
If you goal this year is to look for the perfect cleavage, good luck with that. Who am I to judge?
Investment / Re: What Investment Can I Start With 500,000 And Get 1,000,000 In One Year. by dajoaneke(m): 7:45am On Jan 03, 2019
Do the same thing that gave you N500k.

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Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Claps Back At Critic Over Charity To Northerners by dajoaneke(m): 10:42pm On Dec 31, 2018
nwaanambra1:
truth be told - what the fan told him is the honest truth!

charity they say, begins at home. at his home town in ifite-dunu there are so many poor within his immediate umunna that has never seen them nor received anything from them.

lots of poor in his immediate ummunna that he can start his charity by touching their lives.

anyways sha! they are actually hausa-igbo like okoroawusa, mikel, tekno and lots of them born and breed in the north - so he is actually extending the charity to his northern brothers where his allegiance lies - am sure he was talking to them in fluent hausa and fulfude.
you are mentally sick, myopic, tribalistic and under exposed. This bigotry in you will consume you

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Webmasters / Re: Seun Osewa Show Yourself by dajoaneke(m): 10:02pm On Dec 31, 2018
Seun once replied my comment on NL when I complained about a mod.

I like his approach to fame. The day he expose himself, is the day he will lost his freedom. Please save the man

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Romance / Re: My Wife's Ex. Someone Should Assist Me by dajoaneke(m): 9:58pm On Dec 31, 2018
If you talk to her severally and she won't change, expose them. Sometimes shames resets women's brain faster than anything else.

This may bring cracks in the marriage but it's better than keeping it within.

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Health / Re: My Wife Is Having Difficulties In Getting Pregnant by dajoaneke(m): 12:50pm On Dec 31, 2018
She should start taking vitamins and ensure that she detoxify herself before you try to conceive again. Sorry for the loss of life. May God favor your family in 2019.
Properties / Re: Juhel Filing Station In Enugu On Fire After An Explosion (Photos) by dajoaneke(m): 12:44pm On Dec 31, 2018
The devil has come to blow knockout in that town
Politics / Re: Massive Corruption By Military Brass Reason Losing For B’haram War- US Report. by dajoaneke(m): 12:36pm On Dec 31, 2018
Buhari and cohort should visit the Hague
Sports / Re: If U Believe In Bet Prediction... by dajoaneke(m): 11:42pm On Dec 30, 2018
This is besides over 25k I profited today alone.
Sports / Re: If U Believe In Bet Prediction... by dajoaneke(m): 11:40pm On Dec 30, 2018
I sorry for you. You people who criticize sports betting know nothing about it. Just this night in my bed without stepping a foot down, I've made over N7k profit on one account alone.

Check it out, the game is still live.

In this life, no risk no reward and you may die a poor man if you don't learn to take risks in this life.

Sit behind your Tecno W2 phone and be slapping bettors, one day you will beg for N100 to enter bet house

Politics / Re: President Buhari APC Presidential Campaign Flag Off Speech And Lies (VIDEO) by dajoaneke(m): 7:45pm On Dec 29, 2018
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Romance / Re: Fed Up Woman Is Selling Her 'husband' On Ebay And The Price Will Suprise You by dajoaneke(m): 7:40pm On Dec 29, 2018
grin
Scheide ihn jetzt.
Divorce him now.
Politics / Re: How Buhari Destroyed The APC Dream by dajoaneke(m): 7:36pm On Dec 29, 2018
WaffenSS:


Sie anfangen zu weinen.

tongue
fick dich
Politics / Re: How Buhari Destroyed The APC Dream by dajoaneke(m): 7:14pm On Dec 29, 2018
WaffenSS:
Buhari für das gute leben

noch nie
Computers / Re: Sony Vaio Core I7, 2gb Graphic Card, 8gb Ram, 500gb Hard Disk For Sell (SOLD) by dajoaneke(m): 1:41pm On Dec 27, 2018
If only I was in Lagos. If this system is still available in 2week of January, please let me know. 0813-323-1776
Travel / Re: The Difference Between North Korea And South Korea by dajoaneke(m): 1:27pm On Dec 27, 2018
rentAcock:
North Koreans still live better lives than Nigerians.
Not true

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