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jbazic:
I love the size of mine, is so small atleast if e no pain u, e go tickle you..

Kudos!... Hope you can handle your canoe so good that it could carry 500kg of dangote cements?

Thunder Bolt whey get 4g just found it way on Him




Meanwhile, I'm a year older today... Show me love dear nairalanders!

imsuboi:
You're further showcasing your stupidity.

Epileptic hyena? Seriously? That's all you could come up with.

Lemme leave you to continue your d1ck measurement with your fellow single-digit IQ monkeys.

Sorry for the disturbance o! It seems your case is congenital

Facts about Sizes and issues on penis are never objectively accepted.. I could see you are becoming more than a threat on this thread... Pls just hold your words and let others have space...

zealot4me:
...

Have you come to book a space?..hope ur BF has it big?

imsuboi:
Fools. Of all the topics on the planet, its d1ck size you apes deemed fit to argue about.

Naijaboiy I used to think you had some sense, it turns out you're just a little boy after all.

Monkeys! That's what you all are.

**spits

You shouldn't have opened the thread in the first place...

Small dicky hypocrite.

iamrealdeji:
exactly,there are different types of toilet rolls,some with tiny hole,some with wide hole

Use the second method

tushd:
woah thats cool, wanted to study therw too buh i later opted for Unilag

how is studies bro?

Good o...just resumed for 2nd semester...

HopeAtHand:
As today na your birthday, use the 0.5inches elargement secrets do 'beer' for them.

Is that a coincidence? I'm august 10 also!....

faith551:
well I've got to say it again "it's not the size of the sword, but the marksmanship of the wielder"
Some got It big but can't wield it, some got it average and can do miracles.

I agree with you.. But bbc will always be bbc!....

Nice one



Have fun


Somewhere in Lagos, a guy stumbles up to the
only other dude in a bar and asks if he could buy
him a drink. "Why, of course," comes the reply.
The first guy then asks,
"Where are you from?"
"I'm from Ebonyi," replies the second guy.
The first guy responds: "wow, I'm from Ebonyi
too! Such a small world.
" Yeah" muttered the second.
Curious, the first asks: "Where in Ebonyi are you
from?" "Afikpo South," comes the reply.
"I can't believe it, Me too! Wow wow wow! So we
are from the same village sef, please don't tell
me you left Afikpo for Lagos 15 years ago or I'd
just faint"
"Of course I did, I came to Lagos with my family
exactly 15 years ago. " The second guy can't help
himself so he asks,
"What school did you go too?"
"Comprehensive Grammar School Abakaliki ",
replies the first guy. "I graduated in 1998"
"wow! " screamed the second guy, I also
graduated from same school and was in the
same set as yours.
"What is your surname and what is your date of
birth " asked again the second dude in real
shock now.
" My surname is Ezeagu and I was born 28th
February 1980"
"This is becoming unbelievable!!!" You must be
my long lost brother!! , They shouted in union as
they hugged tightly and tears of joy streams
down their face.
About that time, in comes one of the regulars
and sits down at the bar.
"What's up with those two dudes crying?" he
asks the bartender.
"Nothing much," replied the bartender. "it is
the Ezeagu twins and they are drunk again!"



Lolz...cc friedplantain

joe4christ:
See this dude o, should I be looking out for means of increasing my inches or rather I should be seeking for a means of reducing it's girth, do you know how hard it is for me before I could successfully penetrate a babe, she will be moaning, screaming, speaking in tongues and all many of things before I would even be able to gain full penetration, though I won't lie to you mehn, it gives me lots of confidence, but I really wouldn't wanna add an inch.
Cos the stress involve in penetrating with such a dick no be here, and couple with the fact that not all ladies can take such dick in the abunna for atleast 30min.

Seriously!

Lol, do you usually apply lubricants ?

kestolove95:
I swr I no dey enjoy am

Sorry, your bf doesn't utilise it perfectly,
He only has it but not how to use it
if a good monster handles you, I bet you will forget your boyfriend's name....

misspicy:
Hmmmm

Why hmm? Don't you like them big?

obainojazz:
normally I dnt comment on dis kind topic...but how is dat possible

Pm me. Mind you. I won't request for anything in return...just wanna help

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]See assignment just to know whether man get big dick or not.

Every man know wetin he carry whether big or small. So no need to dey do all this work.

I know wetin I carry too. [/color]

Another small dick in the building

joe4christ:
I swear down, my dick in full erection will not penetrate that sh*t cos I'm 7inches 6girth.

So, I don't know where you'll place me here!

If this is true, then you are lucky, anyway
You are still within average


you can gain 0.5 inches within 2wks... And lo, your a monster

joe4christ:
I swear down, my dick in full erection will not penetrate that sh*t cos I'm 7inches 6girth.

So, I don't know where you'll place me here!

If this is true, then you are lucky, anyway
You are still within average


you can gain 0.5 inches within 2wks... And lo, your a monster..

joe4christ:
I swear down, my dick in full erection will not penetrate that sh*t cos I'm 7inches 6girth.

So, I don't know where you'll place me here!

If this is true, then you are lucky, anyway
You are still within average


you can gain 0.5 inches within 2wks... And lo, your a monster.

abumeinben:
Oga u better go hustle get money....na dick dey pay bills

Na ur type get small p

Omololu007:
u mean ur d!ck will b insyd dat tissue(second pic) and dia will b no space

Yes

Follow the steps

The hole(tube) should be 5.5 inches wide... And your dick is expected to fit in fully without any space spared.


Some dicks will penetrate without any iota of force while some will find it hard to go in!...


Just follow the steps

bigtt76:
You nor state the type of toilet roll for buy naaaa. These days you have ones with the smallest tube

Check again

Some Guys on nairaland claiming to have what they don't... "If you succeed in fooling others, you can't fool your conscience"....

Get your self a toilet roll (tissue paper) and test your Girth size


Follow these

1, Get really hard on( fully erect)
2, Insert your dick into the hole provided in the tissue paper you have bought

If your dick slides in and you feel no firmness, sorry you belong to the 1st category of Dick types (smally)

If you feel otherwise, you have just passed the test...


And to those who failed the test, pls stop creating spamming threads on my favourite nairaland!



Here are the 3 major sizes of any Dick



1, Small dick

Take it or leave it, any dick below 5.7 inches in length and below 4.7 inches in length is a small dick

Average Dick
Dicks between 6_-7 inches in length and between 5-5.4 in girth

Big Dick
aka captain of other dicks, monster roster, brave. destroyer,etc

Are you

1, 7.5 or above inches in length?
2, Above 5.5 inches in girth.?

Yap, if you belong to the 7.5/5.5 family then you are a. DOP !(Destroyer of pu--ssy)















By the way I'm a DOP (8/6)











**Updated**

The size of the tissue tube must be 5.5 in inches, and if you can't find that,


Get yourself

1, A super glue
2, A thick paper( probably the back of a book)


Now cut the paper into this measurement

The length= 7.5
And the girth (circumference) equal 6 inches


Apply the glue to the edge of one of 7.5 inches sides ( the paper),

make sure the portion applied does not surpass 0.5 inches,

...

Now, form a tube shape with the paper in this shape (2nd image)

Whereby

Length equals 7.5 inches
Girth equals 5.5 inches...

Only fake guys claiming to have it big create thread like this,

What's a small dick

Any dick below 6 inches erect(length and 5 inches in girth) (I'm sorry if you belong here)

An average dick

Any dick above 6 -7inches in length and below 5.5 in girth ( semi congrats) lol

Big monster

Dicks above 7.5 in length and 5.5 in girth...


My dick is 8/6...believe it or not,ladies are queueing for it....

They are beautiful anyway but probably not th first four most beautiful on nairaland....