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... If Atiku doesn't win this election... Then I pray to God not to allow me see the next century. At most, I should live to 2099. |
... Such a great ex-presido with an amiable personality. One of the most handsome men to have worked in Aso rock. He is greater than everyone in Nigeria including me and my household. |
... Oga don use am increase im lifespan. Yoruba kings ehn... Na wa o!!! |
... Black man na Black man |
... She's got a great voice but it's difficult for me to align her voice with her personality and appearance. Most times, the particular singer looks like 'something'. |
... Dino is greater than the biblical Moses! |
J prettyaura:No bro. I applied yesterday and I got an 'unable to deliver' mail today. Its well sha |
... God please help this country |
... One word : Ugly. One yarn: Political razzmatazz. |
... This guy is taller than Buhari's achievements since becoming president. |
... Don't ask your mother.. Ask your father. I know these Yoruba people so much... They can so have sex without c**dmz. Your oldman don go play away for outside. Deal with that, boy! |
... Ooni the ass-licker... Divorcee. Wetin e de find about? |
... If it were to be in South Korea, the person that made that Independence cake would have been led to the gallows by nowfor being unpatriotic. In a country with countless professionals in this field, it hurts me that the contract was given to a neighbour or a family member who managed to learn cake making in SAED during Nysc camp. My neighbour here in Katsina makes better cakes... far better cakes. To me, this is the worst thing that has happened to this country. So pathetic! |
... I am realy not happy no more. We, the BMC crew have not been paid our November allowances. Is dat how to treat us? For the good job we ve been doin. I hereby appeal to all involved with the payment to hurry up as Xmas is fast approaching. |
... Islam is the problem of the world. It's adherents are arrogant and deadly. They dress well but hypocritically they do bad tins at night. I rather worship Buddha than to be a M. |
... Jesus!! Me wey dey plan enter LA with my Oukitel and Itel... Hope dey for me so? |
... Feminists |
... The girl No fine again set. Ugly |
... RIP to him |
... Ahhhhh!!! These questions too much o |
... Aboki school don go top. I no surprise |
... I regret sleeping with 8 girls on the same night in Nairobi. I spent few days urinating and noting is coming out except air... I didn't have an erectiob again until after a monh or so. I very well regret helping someone take a little luggage to KY. It had contraband and I was almost caught. I scaled tru the checks. I regret impregnating Kumsi my ugly neighbour. I regret taking her to Olonda d quack doc who did a bad job. I regret becoming a father to he ugly son she delivered. Next year shall be better... Lessons learnt. |
... Them no even beat am well... Jux dis small mark e dey complain.. Mtseeeew |
... I beliv the first Davido after he used Tagbo for success-doubling. The 2nd is Wizkid, the women kpansha. The third is Dammy Krane the grand thief Nnamdi KANU has a place here too. ..etc etc |
Hardeybohwarley:He is still the one na. Check the profile and you will see. |
... God forbid! Tufiakwa I rather become a policeman than to become a Sars officer. God forbid... *Spits* |
... Those in charge would now be rushing to the 'Villa' for soft landing. Na dem dem dey do am |
... She deserves to be taken to Yaba Left. If na my relative, I swear I go organise sell amto those people wey dey one country like dat for North Africa, for 10 Libyan dinar |
... *speaks in tongues* Rekoya vanda Razakozunta.. Preprepresonta Liko zuka kabaya***** Back to praying mood: Father, Father , Father!!! As I close my eyes to pray, BY this time next year, I shall be graduating from this same Academy... Not as an ASP but as an SP...amen! Praise the Lord, hallelujah! |
... We need technology... We nonneed rice. Ofada rice ni... Okada Benin ko |
... Mr Okiro toh paro W'enu baba yi bi Parrot |