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PoliticsRe: 2019: I’ve Not Made Up My Mind To Run For President – Atiku by dakeskese(m):
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If Atiku doesn't win this election... Then I pray to God not to allow me see the next century. At most, I should live to 2099.
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Visits Charly Boy And His Mother (Video) by dakeskese(m): 3:30pm On Dec 21, 2017
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Such a great ex-presido with an amiable personality.
One of the most handsome men to have worked in Aso rock.
He is greater than everyone in Nigeria including me and my household.
CultureRe: Olubadan's Wife, Kudirat Aduke Is Dead by dakeskese(m): 3:28pm On Dec 21, 2017
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Oga don use am increase im lifespan.

Yoruba kings ehn... Na wa o!!!
HealthRe: Drunk Man Being Transported In A Hilux Van Spotted Urinating In Public (Photos) by dakeskese(m): 3:14pm On Dec 21, 2017
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Black man na Black man
CelebritiesRe: Singer, Simi Arrives The Falz Experience In Style!(photos) by dakeskese(m): 7:47am On Dec 21, 2017
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She's got a great voice but it's difficult for me to align her voice with her personality and appearance.
Most times, the particular singer looks like 'something'.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye: No Need To Borrow Money To Fund 2018 ‘boju Boju’ Bboju’ Budget by dakeskese(m): 9:38am On Dec 20, 2017
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Dino is greater than the biblical Moses!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Globacom Nationwide Massive Graduate Recruitment 2017 by dakeskese(m): 6:58pm On Dec 19, 2017
J
prettyaura:
have u received their test invite?
No bro.
I applied yesterday and I got an 'unable to deliver' mail today. Its well sha
PoliticsRe: APC Supporter In Rivers State Brutally Attacked By Hoodlums (Graphic Pics) by dakeskese(m):
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God please help this country
SportsRe: Bukola Saraki And His Daughter, Tosin Saraki, On Her Wedding Day (Photo) by dakeskese(m): 11:51am On Dec 19, 2017
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One word : Ugly.

One yarn: Political razzmatazz.
PoliticsRe: Tallest Soldier In Nigeria Meets President Buhari (Video) by dakeskese(m): 11:42am On Dec 19, 2017
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This guy is taller than Buhari's achievements since becoming president.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nigerian Man And His Italian Based Look-Alike (Photos) by dakeskese(m): 9:00am On Dec 19, 2017
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Don't ask your mother.. Ask your father.
I know these Yoruba people so much...
They can so have sex without c**dmz.

Your oldman don go play away for outside.
Deal with that, boy!
PoliticsRe: Ooni Of Ife Hosted By Governor Obiano And Wife At Their Lagos Residence. Photo by dakeskese(m): 8:55am On Dec 19, 2017
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Ooni the ass-licker... Divorcee.

Wetin e de find about?
PoliticsRe: President Buhari's Birthday Cake Vs Nigeria's Independence Cake. Nigerians React by dakeskese(m):
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If it were to be in South Korea, the person that made that Independence cake would have been led to the gallows by nowfor being unpatriotic.

In a country with countless professionals in this field, it hurts me that the contract was given to a neighbour or a family member who managed to learn cake making in SAED during Nysc camp.

My neighbour here in Katsina makes better cakes... far better cakes.

To me, this is the worst thing that has happened to this country.
So pathetic!
PoliticsRe: Appeal Court Declares Kogi East Senate Seat Vacant by dakeskese(m): 3:41pm On Dec 18, 2017
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I am realy not happy no more.
We, the BMC crew have not been paid our November allowances. Is dat how to treat us? For the good job we ve been doin.
I hereby appeal to all involved with the payment to hurry up as Xmas is fast approaching.
CareerRe: Firdaus Amasa Insulted Those Who Begged Her To Remove Her Hijab - Twitter User by dakeskese(m):
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Islam is the problem of the world.

It's adherents are arrogant and deadly.
They dress well but hypocritically they do bad tins at night.

I rather worship Buddha than to be a M.
PhonesRe: Help!!! All Techno Phones Not Working In Usa by dakeskese(m):
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Jesus!! Me wey dey plan enter LA with my Oukitel and Itel... Hope dey for me so?
CareerRe: 25-Year-Old Lady Called To Bar By Her Mother, Former Attorney General. Photo by dakeskese(m):
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Feminists
EducationRe: Man Deported To Nigeria When Daughter Was 8, Shows Up At Her Graduation In U.S by dakeskese(m):
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The girl No fine again set. Ugly
PoliticsRe: Gidado Idris Dies & Buried. Atiku Abubakar Attends Burial (Photos) by dakeskese(m): 10:04pm On Dec 16, 2017
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RIP to him
PoliticsRe: Fani-kayode Attacks Rochas Okorocha: "Ugly Old Toad, Pot Bellied-Glutton" by dakeskese(m): 9:35pm On Dec 16, 2017
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Ahhhhh!!!

These questions too much o
EducationRe: NUC Ranks Ahmadu Bello University No 1 In Nigeria (See Full List) by dakeskese(m): 9:35pm On Dec 16, 2017
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Aboki school don go top. I no surprise
RomanceRe: Tell Us Your Regrets Of 2017 by dakeskese(m): 9:23pm On Dec 16, 2017
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I regret sleeping with 8 girls on the same night in Nairobi.
I spent few days urinating and noting is coming out except air... I didn't have an erectiob again until after a monh or so.

I very well regret helping someone take a little luggage to KY. It had contraband and I was almost caught. I scaled tru the checks.

I regret impregnating Kumsi my ugly neighbour.

I regret taking her to Olonda d quack doc who did a bad job.

I regret becoming a father to he ugly son she delivered.

Next year shall be better... Lessons learnt.
CrimeRe: This Boy Was Maltreated By His Guardian's Boyfriend (Graphic Photos) by dakeskese(m): 9:05pm On Dec 16, 2017
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Them no even beat am well... Jux dis small mark e dey complain..



Mtseeeew
CelebritiesRe: The Most Controversial Nigerian Celebrities Of 2017 by dakeskese(m): 9:03pm On Dec 16, 2017
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I beliv the first Davido after he used Tagbo for success-doubling.

The 2nd is Wizkid, the women kpansha.

The third is Dammy Krane the grand thief

Nnamdi KANU has a place here too.

..etc etc
PoliticsRe: Pump Action Rifles Destined For Nigeria Hidden In Sound Systems In Niger by dakeskese(m): 8:57pm On Dec 16, 2017
Hardeybohwarley:
Hmm when did NwaAmaikpe got engaged, I'm he has no idea this exist stop living in his shadow.
He is still the one na. Check the profile and you will see.
CrimeRe: SARS Operatives And Their Luxurious Lifestyle by dakeskese(m): 8:54pm On Dec 16, 2017
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God forbid! Tufiakwa

I rather become a policeman than to become a Sars officer.

God forbid... *Spits*
PoliticsRe: Pump Action Rifles Destined For Nigeria Hidden In Sound Systems In Niger by dakeskese(m): 8:54pm On Dec 16, 2017
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Those in charge would now be rushing to the 'Villa' for soft landing.
Na dem dem dey do am
CelebritiesRe: Diana, Lady Tattoos Wizkid’s Face On Her Body "Its Permanent, I Won't Marry" by dakeskese(m): 8:43pm On Dec 16, 2017
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She deserves to be taken to Yaba Left.

If na my relative, I swear I go organise sell amto those people wey dey one country like dat for North Africa, for 10 Libyan dinar
CareerRe: Farouk Kyari, Abba Kyari's Brother Graduates As Assistant Police Superintendent by dakeskese(m): 8:30pm On Dec 16, 2017
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*speaks in tongues*

Rekoya vanda
Razakozunta.. Preprepresonta
Liko zuka kabaya*****

Back to praying mood:
Father, Father , Father!!!
As I close my eyes to pray, BY this time next year, I shall be graduating from this same Academy... Not as an ASP but as an SP...amen!

Praise the Lord, hallelujah!
AgricultureRe: Ogun To Start Sale Of Mass Ofada Rice (Photos) by dakeskese(m): 7:06pm On Dec 16, 2017
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We need technology... We nonneed rice.
Ofada rice ni... Okada Benin ko
CrimeRe: How, Why We Created SARS - Ex-igp Mike Okiro by dakeskese(m): 6:38pm On Dec 16, 2017
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Mr Okiro toh paro

W'enu baba yi bi Parrot

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