₦airaland Forum

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The most handsome actor in Africa

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First assignment...

Finish off Tompolo and Asari

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That's nt what is bothering me now sef.

I lost my virginity yesterday.. How can I get it back?

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In a country like China, this Maina would have been led to the gallows by now.

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Toto Dick again

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Ahhh! My crush... The day I sleep with this damsel, I can now die ...

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God... Dis woman go sweet o

... "Promised land" here is subjective.

We all define it as we want.
To me, Bubu's promised land is :







A land of suffering and poverty

This ones dem get money na... See d pix na.


But na one tin to get good background and na anoda tin to get sense.
In his case, he has d two

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Please make we free d girl o. Na minor.

But


Ahhhhh... and she hot o

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So pathetic.

And some of their relatives are finding it hard to pay rent and eat three times daily.


Even if I get 10billion USD... I no fit wear cloth wey pass 100k.

Mal. Tafida fit sew dis kind tin for me and e no go pass 10k.

Let's learn to give to he poor always.
Look around, person dey wey never chop.

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This fine woman jux waste her life and tarnish her reputation with this fellow. Pathetic!
A never-do-well

tashashiel:
Wow.... all I want from dis whistle blower now is to be his side chic till dat money runs out

Ahhhhhh
This girl is fine oo. Pls come, I don't mind spendingy inheritance all on you o. Ahhh

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This govt ehn..

Hope say dem never kill am, bury am, come share the money within demselvs.

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Make I jeje edit my CV.
My two numbers go be globacom.

Them never see anytin yet...

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Op abeg replace dat one wey buy hectares if land with that Ibadan pastor wey die for UI zoo

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See wetin Yoruba woman don cause dis one... Hmmm...
May be na from Ijebu dem mix d potion for her

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Hmmm

If only Nkiru believe wetin I tell am for camp...


We for don tie our own knot now.

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Amara KANU...
No disturb ursef jare.
Leave dem there.
Dem no dey hear word.
When we tell dem to stay here, dem no gree.
Process dia papers, dem no gree.
No be only them d country tire o...
But we still dey.

Allow them to suffer there.

Meanwhile... Amara, forget about these people with their wahala and let's recreate this scenery biko.

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No be small thing ooo.

Miracle alert gone wrong.

*speaks out of the thread in diverse tongues*

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Once you understand a society, your body system and d world in general, then you have mastered the act of living well.

The moment I discovered politics in Nigeria is bloody, I decided to be apolitical. Even at departmental level.

Some will come with foreign quotations to counter my non involvement in politics.

Even for family meeting, I nor de like be d chairman.

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How d guy take sleep with her sef? Which method

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May God help us.
Ka... These girls hot die.



How do I meet the lady by the left in the last pix? I want to tell her something.

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Some friends cannot offer good services oooo.

Na so I say make I go barb for my friend Tukuru shop. Dem jux give am freedom...
2013! oh 2013!!!

Na so I go school d next day...
Them laugh me sotey I jux go back house go barb skin.

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Pastorpreneural blogs...

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Which kind Jeans Chikere wear so?

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I would rather that my ex-girlfriend gets married to a club owner or to a church owner.

The two are exposed to a lot of women and there is no way the man won't cheat.


#Soon, divorce

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Cool

See lie

Hmmm...
Since dem born me, I never vex sotey I fyt person before.



Thus;
I can never be an abuser.

But in case the woman mouth too sharp; I go jux rent new house somewhere.

A corper I know collects d Npower stipend too... Jux as one poster above said.
This na Naija

xxxtedyxxx:
Fame is an attraction catalyst. Fames motivates and instigates a gut-level attraction in ladies for men that possess it.

Girls are not dumb or stupid. They are only responding to the way Nature has made them. The sooner you accept this, the better for you. An ugly dude who is richer than you are, or who possesses more fame/power than you do, can hijack your babe, irrespective of how cute you are.

The sad new is that- not everyone can be a celeb. And Fame/power is not the only attraction factor that motivates the oppposite sex to like you. Other attraction factors are :

1. Humour
2. Intelligence,
3. Your genes ( How cute you are)
4. Your personality- including but not limited to how you portray yourself generally.

There is only little you can do about number 3. However, with the application of considerable effort towards the improvement of 1, 2 and 4, you will surely get the attention of a hot chick.

It's is not Wizkid's fame that is the trigger for her attraction, but the way the fame makes her feel. With women, it's always about how they feel. Attraction for them is not logical. It's emotional. You need to forget everything you know about female attraction, and accept this new paradigm shift- one that centers on how you make women feel, rather than one focused on a faulty interpretation of female attraction.

Boss.. Nice write-up! You are quite intelligent