Fvnfit:
Part 4


na so we de waka inside d ministry de find dis woman office, by 1.30pm my guy joe vex tok say he don de go house say I’m get oda tins wey he wan do dat day, like play like play joe liv me enta car comot even afta all d beg wey I beg am, tell am say I go buy am beer, say I go pay 4 ashawo 4 am in d nite lie lie, dat one no enta my guy ear. I com de reason say maybe na wash wey d woman de wash me say she de work 4 ministry of education and by den hunger don de waya my belle lyk say na war, I see some pple wey de sell food under one cashew tree, I go dia buy gala and fanta take de hol belle 4d mean time, if I finish d snack I go jus enta hous forget about teacher joyce. 20mins leta I dey my 2nd gala I don even 4get wetin kari me enta d ministry cos many tins jus de run thru my mind like as I go tak wicked joe bak as I’m get mind liv me hia comot. My fone com ring, I luk d caller e com be say na mrs joyce, I pik am she com ask me weda na me she de see unda cashew wey de chop lyk mad man! Omo I freeze. I tell am say na me, she ask me wetin I de do dia I tell am say e get contract wey I de find 4d ministry bt d director don comot 4lunch, she cut fone. I cal am bak ask am wia she dey, she say she dey veri busy say she go cal me leta com cut call again (4my credit o) I de try cal I’m numba mak I ask am weda mak I dey dia de wait am abi mak I go but dis woman no gree pik my call again. As a koret guy I knw say she fit stil dey sumwia de luk me, I kari my fone form asif I de mak/ansa cal, comot dia, enta bus go hous….