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He paid N400million for appointment to Gbaja because he loves Nigeria.

Every corrupt person wey dey swallow public funds is always in love with Nigeria.


My people una dey hear tori.

AguluLiar:
The poverty level in the South East is unimaginable, but Obi prefers doing eye service in the North.

He go contest tire

Did you see any antiquated mud house brown roof there, like we have in Bode-Igbo and Omi Adio where the youths can barely say a word or two in English?

It is a condition called Onychophagia..

There is likely one or two persons also biting their fingers in your family.

It is caused by one or several of these factors- anxiety, boredom, and genetic predisposition.

With great self control you can stop it. Get finger gloves and wear it often.

You may also use bitter finger cortex mixture on your fingernails, such that when you chew your fingers, the repulsive bitter taste discourages you from further chewing..

Ladies tend to stop or control their own condition easier than males..

shortgun:
You can't bring yourself to praise the kids who won the competition, yet you're going around in circles trying to make excuses for the students who didn't win, explaining why they failed.
As far as this competition is concerned these kids are the best of the best in mathematics. Trying to water down their achievement for whatever reason won't erase their names as world champions

Image123 is the type of person you will make a lecturer and because you are an Igbo, you will never graduate with a first class no matter how good you are.

We have lecturers of that sort in our Universities and we are watching them closely.

We are currently doing a research on the impact of ethnic affiliation on students' performance in our Universities.

The final report would be released and it will be a good read.

Image123:
Congratulations for misleading people? Or are the Olympiad winners on this thread? Did they win world best mathematician awards?

You are simply in pains, because of the name of the boy and where he comes from.

Stop hating. Congratulate and move..

flokii:
You still have a lot to learn kiddo.. even inside mathematics, many kinds of mathematics still dey.

Because he come from the part of the country wey you no like, you dey vex dey give advise wey nobody ask you.

Na who no sabi una, una go fit deceive with una fake objectivity..

Awillologo:
“Tinubu is Anointed by God”: Benue Pastor Ishaka Warns Voters Against Him Will D!e by F!re

A prominent pastor in Benue State has sparked controversy after declaring that President Bola Ahmed Tinubu is “anointed by God” and warning that those who vote against him in future elections will “d!e by f!re.”

Pastor Ishaka, in a widely circulated sermon, made the strong declaration while addressing his congregation.

“Tinubu is anointed by God. Those voting against him will d!e by f!re,” Pastor Ishaka is heard saying during Sunday service.

The pastor’s statement comes amid ongoing political discussions in Nigeria as citizens continue to assess the performance of the current administration.

Supporters of the president have welcomed the endorsement, describing it as a spiritual backing for Tinubu’s renewed hope agenda.

However, critics have condemned the remark as divisive and dangerous, accusing the cleric of mixing religion with politics in a manner capable of inciting fear and intolerance.

This is not the first time religious leaders have waded into Nigeria’s political space with fiery prophecies and endorsements.

Similar statements in the past have drawn mixed reactions from Nigerians, with many calling for religious figures to focus on spiritual matters rather than partisan politics.

The man head and face they funny me.

He resemble macaque monkey..

Before you submit to them.

Please scan those documents and save them electronically in cloud.

Make plenty photocopies and give to trusted relatives and friends..

Fix It For Argentina (FIFA)

Every minute, a fool is born somewhere.

Justme556:
1.They should stop taking part in cooling breaks. It's not "African Thing"
2. They should develop their political structures and ensure good governance. You can't have good fun(football is "sport"(entertainment)),with all the political and economic upheavals in this continent.
3. African football lovers should learn to distance themselves from the GOAT of football debate between Messi and Ronaldo...

Timijo abi na wetin be that your name. Are you learning?

Igbo adage say,' dem dey start from house dey look fine reach outside'.

Timijo come here and discuss the problem with African football that bedevils your native continent.

Stop being an Otimkpu (town crier) for foreigners- Argentina and Portugal wey no send you one bit..

Start your charity at home not in a stranger's house..

Timijo:
Cry me a river. If Portugal were playing an African team, would you support the African team? Many of you supported Portugal when they played against Nigeria because of Ronaldo. But when Argentina are now playing against Egypt, you suddenly remember that you need to support the African team. Abeg, get out with your hypocrisy! All you Messi haters are only looking for how to console yourselves because Ronaldo is no longer in the tournament. Be man enough to do your banters without hiding behind hatred.

So you finally learnt how to type on Nairaland. Good baby steps.

Now listen up boy. It is evident that you need some proper schooling to understand that not everyone is into your Messi vs Ronaldo childish hulabaloos? I am not a fellow infantile blind fanatic who can't see the bigger picture.

I started watching football during the youthful days of Segun Odegbami and Chairman Christian Chukwu.

Where were you then? I doubt that your parents ever worried about their pubic hairs let alone conceiving you in those days?

Every continent is battling for more world cup spots and every African should be rooting for African countries to get to the Semis or Finals, so we can boldly ask FIFA for more slots. The slots are based on previous performance. Europe and South America has more because they have won more world cups, and Africa has not won any.

Do you even know dark history of Portugal and what they did to black fishermen in Cape verde?

Do you know why there 0.001% blacks in Argentina even though they are surronded by Brazil, Colombia, Ecuador and other countries with heavy black population?

Na just to support blindly una sabi. Mugus everywhere.

Do not ever quote me again with your juvenile Messi vs Ronaldo gibberish. They don't even care if you have had a piece to eat let alone survive as an African.

I want 15 African slots in the next world cup. So I support Morrocco to reach the finals. To hell with your Messi and Ronaldo.

Timijo:
Now, they want Messi to win? CR7 and his delusional fans with blame game when things are not going their way.

Gerrout of here, who gives a damn about your d11vk- measuring contest with CR7 and messi.?

I am talking about obvious calls against an African team.

Your infant mind doesn't know that when we have more African teams in the Semi final or finals, we can ask for more slot from FIFA for African teams just like Europe and South America. Are you blind that you can't even see the big picture?

Were you born yesterday? Are you a slave? Do Argentinans and Portuguese give a damn about your black skull as an African?

Go grab a book, boy..

Very annoying game.

I've turned off my TV..

Salah was kicked before the counter that produced that goal.

Corrupt FIFA should just give Messi the world cup already. Nonsense..

Africa should pull out of FIFA.

FIFA is so corrupt, they are no longer hiding it..

Why cancel a clear goal for a misdemeanor.

After this world cup, we must ask FIFA serious questions..

Sirjamo:
My children will never live anywhere away from my house except for school InshaAllah.
I can't even trust my mother with my kids, let alone a distant relative.

What if you die and they are still young.

Ali Boko Haram Sheriff, Northerners voted massively for PO in the last elections. The only people who did not for PO are the Boko Haramic Islamic fundamentalists that you created and sponsored in Borno which has now spread metastatically like cancer to many parts of the North.

In a sane society where there are few misfits, Ali Modu should be in prison waiting for the hangman's noose for sponsoring a terrorist group that has killed millions of Nigerians.

Dem dey finger bulabadeen their brains with enough eri..

Ali Modu Sherriff the number 1 Boko Haram man who sponsored the killings of many Christians in Borno.

The chaos he started have now gone beyond him.

If he is against Peter Obi, then PO is blessed. A Boko Haram sponsor supporting him would dent his reputation.


Ali Boko Haram Sheriff a proper terrorist is now the new darling of the APC bulabadeens.

If he has done well, his works would speak for him.

BigYash:
Any poor family supporting apc. Thats a bandit family

That na triple wahala bonsurudeen family be that.

Na agberoes go full that family.

Ttalk:
Like selling Akara that you passionately criticized. Obidients with 2mouths are 5&6

APC Politicians and their bulabadeens lost the right to advise anyone about economic prosperity, after fanning the embers of war in 2015 in order to grab power to destroy whatever is left of the vestiges of economic prosperity..

Return the dollar back to N215/$ and fuel to N90 per litre that was handed over to APC, before they went on their economic destruction overdrive and looting orgies.

After that you can regain the right to advise anybody.

It is common knowledge that APC Buharideens cum buladeens are not that foresighted or bright in head.. Why should they advise anyone?

Kajaard:
Take it easy bro. No need for these types of insults.

If you like remain in that APC tribal church, they will use head to keep breaking coconut that you will never eat..

Adeboye is not a true man of God. He is a fraud just like his fellow pro-APC goons.

Mr World bank, It is on record that Nigerians have warned you guy to stop giving any form loans to our politicians. They are simply looting it for their personal aggrandisement.

In future, when you come for the repayment of that loan, we will ask to go retrieve your money from the politicians and their families, and show you evidence of our previous warnings to you.

Stop the loans forthwith..

Dem go kill this man, if care is not taken.

This is why I fear overambitious politicians. If the can kill their own people for power like they did in Obio-Akpor during Rivers elections, who are you that your life would be spared.

He has dined with the devil. I pity him.

How can you celebrate a clueless, incompetent and murderous dead and now rotten buhari..

A man that Nigerians want to forget in a hurry. His name lives a bitter taste in the mouth of every sane Nigerian.

May buhari reincarnate as a gutter rat to be crushed again on the road by an overspeeding Keke napep.

Evil tribalistic and wicked man .Tueh

Alexreports you sef, have some shame. Na every otimkpu publication you must collect?