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Literature / Re: Dust: A Short Story by Dalyjay(m): 1:47am On Feb 03, 2016
Daht wuz swiit grin

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Literature / Re: Palingenesis by Dalyjay(m): 1:34am On Feb 03, 2016
Loving dis
Crime / Re: Scientist Invents Anti-Rape Condoms With Teeth For Women by Dalyjay(m): 11:31pm On Feb 02, 2016
peterbello:


Don't mind them. How will a girl know when she's gonna be raped? Or is she gonna be wearing the stuff 36 hours a day after attaining age of puberty?
The condom will just be used by girls to get back at the lovers they had a grudge with.
i wonder ooo
Crime / Re: Scientist Invents Anti-Rape Condoms With Teeth For Women by Dalyjay(m): 9:08pm On Feb 02, 2016
Excuse me! So u mean if a rapist want to rape you naw.... D below conversation will occur. Lady: please dont rape me. Rapist: you are mad, i am high naw. Lady: okay put on dis condom if you must do it.. ..... Dont you think dats stupid. The wise ones shul work it out
Crime / Re: Scientist Invents Anti-Rape Condoms With Teeth For Women by Dalyjay(m): 9:08pm On Feb 02, 2016
Excuse me! So u mean if a rapist want to rape you naw.... D below conversation will occur. Lady: please dont rape me. Rapist: you are mad, i am high naw. Lady: okay put on dis condom if you must do it.. ..... Dont you think dats stupid

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Education / Re: LPS Ikoyi School Demands Dollars For School Fees, Despite CBN Ban(See Photo) by Dalyjay(m): 9:03pm On Feb 02, 2016
Why waste money, some parent self... Abii na robot dey teach dem ni? Even if na robot abii dem get bluetooth wey dem dey use transfer word into their ward brain.... Rubbish i rather send my pikein to de ayo international college and pay #13,000
Politics / Re: Biya Approves Use Of Witchcraft To Fight Boko Haram(pic) by Dalyjay(m): 8:35pm On Feb 02, 2016
I trust nigeria witch dey will do anytin for d government
Jokes Etc / Re: Valentine Day Be Making Dem Boys Turn Believers by Dalyjay(m): 8:24pm On Feb 02, 2016
Lol
Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Dalyjay(m): 3:32pm On Jan 30, 2016
Khan1993:
i pray too. Just make sure your connection follows it(admission process) up. Break a leg bro
[color=#990000][/color] grin thanks bro, i will put dat on mind
Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Dalyjay(m): 10:54am On Jan 30, 2016
Khan1993:
medicine in unilorin!!! In fact any course in unilorin. I Am not trying to be a wet blanket but that school has an opaque admission process. No cut off so don't get taken in by the ones you must have been seeing on the internet. So to say, scoring 90 doesn't guarantee you medicine. But the good part is that they have a very stable academic calender. Trash the part where people say they only admit muslim. They admit christian too.
If its your kismet to attend unilorin, then you shall get admitted.
But then unilorin is an a underground school expecially when it comes to top notched discipline like law and medicine. I am talking from experience here bro. Its may not be the same for you cos i know people in unilorin right now that got in without knowing anybody and i know those with better pume score still at home.
Thanks boss, but the deed as been done, all i need naw is prayer and hardwork... And i will try get connected to some important pple dere, wat d u tink?
Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Dalyjay(m): 8:27am On Jan 30, 2016
For dis jamb wat did u think will b unilorin cut off mark for medicine?
Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Dalyjay(m): 8:25am On Jan 30, 2016
Please guys watt shul i know about medicine in ilorin? Please
Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by Dalyjay(m): 10:47am On Jan 24, 2016
Is medicine doddle in unilorin?
Politics / Re: Ex-President Goodluck Jonathan Now Fat? by Dalyjay(m): 9:57am On Jan 24, 2016
The old man won chop big one, so when they put is fucking ass inside prison, he willn't b sad and he will say ' eyin werey, atleast mo ti jeun yoo ki e to ti mi mewon'
Culture / First Rain In The Year, See For Yourselves by Dalyjay(m): 3:02am On Jan 19, 2016
Waoh it happens here life, first rain in the year 2016 fell on the first month of the year..... On the 19th of january time: 2:56 am... Location: Ibadan city.... Happy to see it
TV/Movies / Re: That Movie You Can't Get Tired Of Watching by Dalyjay(m): 11:24pm On Jan 18, 2016
Anoda list grin i hate love story, rapumpum, krish the badt guy, george of d jungle 1 and 2, housefull, in time, sweet sixteen wishes and tom and jerry collections.... I will go and look for more
Education / Re: 2016/2017 UTME And Admission Process Thread by Dalyjay(m): 11:16pm On Jan 18, 2016
Guys, is it true that all candidate of jamb will do the same question but the numbering will be different?
Politics / Re: President Buhari At World Future Energy Summit 2016 - Photos by Dalyjay(m): 7:44pm On Jan 18, 2016
playtheblues:
GEJ shines in USA, Germany, Africa.



Shine on GEJ.
i pity you, when PMB throw GEJ into prison, will he stil keep on shining?
Celebrities / Re: Meet IndecentStar Who Performs in 6 Movies A Day; Hasn't Had Vacation In 7 Years by Dalyjay(m): 11:00pm On Jan 16, 2016
obo389:
any vacancy cos some of our jobless youths maybe interested. cheesy
indirectly u mean you?
Romance / Re: She Nearly Died In My House!! I Would Have Being In Jail By Now!! by Dalyjay(m): 10:56pm On Jan 16, 2016
stupidity:
I just acquired a brand new 2016 big assx ebony EBONYI babe. Why I called her brand new is becoz she's a virgin. This girl set die. Her backside is like mercedise benz 190

Now the problem be say, she nor sabi fvck. After 7 to 10 rounds she will say she's tired, toto dey pain her. This evening she just faint ontop my bed Its quite annoying.
wu u be? To do a girl for 10 round, u b machine? U know wu i be ehn, wu give u d permit to dey do more dan a round, u give u d permit?
TV/Movies / Re: That Movie You Can't Get Tired Of Watching by Dalyjay(m): 7:53pm On Jan 13, 2016
Hey baby, G one, spartacus, olypmus has fallen, mr beans series
Celebrities / Re: 2face Son, Nino, Learns To Play The Sax by Dalyjay(m): 1:47pm On Jan 13, 2016
What is wrong with this people self? If they eat rice they will post it, naw see jus a instrument they want the whole worlkd to know, meanwhile when i learn how to drum, play keyboard and the rest.... Nobody knows, naw see what dis people are doing ehn
Webmasters / Re: Some Common Terms, Abbreviations & Slangs Used On Nairaland & Their Meanings. by Dalyjay(m): 4:25pm On Jan 09, 2016
Seun, do the needful

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