₦airaland Forum

Nice one. Thank God for the thriving privately owned companies

At the end of the day Okorocha was a huge disappointment to Imo state people. They thought he would govern well because of his philanthropy but alas he did Imo people " the more you look the less you see"

..... to be continued in Senate

PAID

Tolexander:
Na wetin e go do for Kyrgyzstan?

Kyrgyzstan of all places?

Nigerians can travel to hustle o.

It is high time we let our people know that though Nigeria is not so good, but the situation is better than the situation in many countries

True. The grass isn't always greener on the other side. It's greener where it's watered

thesicilian:
Even Kyrgyzstan! How do Nigerians even locate such places?

Lmao. I wonder.

The title though, AS SHE SETS TO BECOME AN ADULT. lol.

The whole incident was caught on CCTV camera

This happened to my friend yesterday. A lady deceived her sales girl at her store saying she had already paid and left with the merchandise. Till now she hasn't paid and has blocked my friend calls and WhatsApp messages

wifeesnatcher:
I'm actually surprise with that human that believes he's sane post


longpreek is a regular iidiot so his stupidity don't surprise someone like me again. stupidity to him is a dividends

. I was surprised sha

Cacawa2:
This goes to show that this Senator may have some very powerful/influential godfathers.

For him to have been in El-rufai's office, at a time when crucial security challenges were to be discussed with the IGP,
and for him to have also been involved in the Ekiti elections...ah ah...

This explains why he had the effrontery to assault a civilian like himself.

Did anyone notice what else he did (in the CCTV video)?
He threatened that he was going to make sure he shuts down Kemi's sextoyshop for "insulting" him.

He began to make phone calls to tax agents, telling them to start looking through the tax documents of the shop and so on.
This is all captured in that CCTV video.

As soon as the police officer walked in, he stood up to say...
"This is Kemi, she is my friend, i do not have any problem with her, but she insulted me.
She said I am stupid, and drunk"

He wanted Kemi to spend the night in the station writing a statement.
He then said he would attend to her matter the following Monday when he would be visiting the station.

Can you imagine how wicked.

As he went on and on, he expected Kemi to start rolling on the floor begging him for mercy.
To his disappointment, Kemi was on a phone call to her father. In his opinion, Kemi was trying to show she also had connection.

So he commanded..."Put the phone down when I am talking...bla bla bla". Then his police officer tried to enforce that command.

As soon as Kemi's friend said "ah pls take it easy", the sexator became infuriated, he saw this as an even bigger insult for a bloody civilian to try to stop his police from obeying his own mighty command..

He went straight to her and pushed her face, and screamed..."what is wrong with you? " "I should be gentle with who?" " is it your business? " " Are you mad".....slap again, "arrest her"...slap again......"are you mad"....blabla





PLEASE, Fellow Nigerians,

Do not accept the fake apology from the senator. He represents the oppressive class. The "Do you know who I am?" class

He represents the reason why our police are corrupt. He represents the reason why poor people never get justice.

According to his former official photographer, the man maltreated him and beat him up so bad, instructed his police escorts to shoot him, but one of them was kind enough to hand him over to the DPO. The DPO tok pity on him and gave him some money for transport home. According to the photographer, the DPO was powerless over the Sexator because of his very powerful connections.

Ever wonder why the presidency is very quiet on this matter. Even the first lady Aisha who is also from Adamawa and who ought to speak out for women.

This is deep. You've said it all

wifeesnatcher:
are you alright upstairs? I mean is your number 6 having mental fault?

That one is small, see this one

LONGPREEK:
tthis guy never commited any crime. the little hoe that just started sucking preek provoked her. i swear if na me , i go still look for that hoe and reslap am AGAIN

Are you yawning yet? Thought so.
Infectious yawns are as frustrating as they are intriguing. Sometimes it's enough to need to see someone yawn, hear them talk about it or even read about it for you to suddenly get the uncontrollable urge to yawn yourself.

In 1888, a doctor reported a patient having a bout of yawning that lasted five weeks. Now that would be tiring.
We’re excruciatingly aware that this happens (it can be very embarrassing to not be able to stop yourself from displaying the back of your throat), but have you ever thought about why? We’ve taken a look at yawning, and some of the other weird things our bodies do on a daily basis.


Why do we yawn?

One theory you may have heard of is that yawning aids your breathing, in that it allows more oxygen to enter your body, expelling excess carbon dioxide in the process.

However, a number of experiments were run to test this theory in the 1980s, and all of them concluded that this is entirely false. So why do we do it then?

Well, new research suggests it might be because yawning cools the brain down and prevents it from overheating, much like the fan in your laptop. Yawning is sometimes associated with fatigue, and given that you’re more likely to feel drowsy in warm temperatures, the links appeared to make sense. Some tests have been done to try to prove this theory, but so far the evidence is a bit more anecdotal than rooted in hard data, so the jury’s still out.

As for contagious yawning, it’s thought that it could be a really old form of communication. This is because, again, it’s associated with tiredness, so the theory goes that it would signal that to everyone around them and so their body clocks would sync.


Why do our tummies rumble?

Funny enough, it’s not actually your stomach that growls when you’re ravenous. When you digest food, your intestines contract to move the food you’ve eaten through them in a process called peristalsis. When there’s a lot of air trapped in them, the contractions causes the air to make the rumbling sound we know and love, or borborygmus to give it its scientific name.

Its links to hunger are debated, but it’s thought that when you’re Hank Marvin, hormone-like substances get released that activate the parts of your body that want you to eat, so this sends signals to your stomach and intestines and... voilà, borborygmus!
It’s the last thing you want to hear in the middle of class or a meeting.


Why do we fart?

You might want to hold your nose for this one. People fart on average between 5-15 times a day, but it’s comforting to know that this sometimes smelly process ultimately has a good purpose.

When you eat and drink, it’s not just a delicious meal you’re swallowing - you’re also taking some air down with it too. Along with the oxygen and nitrogen you swallow, more gases are formed when your food is digested - like hydrogen, methane, and hydrogen sulphide.

Some of these gases are naturally absorbed by your body, but the rest has to go somewhere, so voilà! A fart is born. Sulphur is the smelliest of these gases so if your flatulence is particularly potent, you have sulphur to blame. Red meat and dairy are particularly high in sulphur so if you want sweet-smelling flatulence, you might want to avoid those.

However, if your farts are smelling worse than usual or you’re farting more than you normally would, this could mean you are poorly, so make sure to see a doctor.


Why do we blink?

It’s widely agreed that we blink because we need to keep our eyes moist. When our eyes are open, the tears that usually covers the surface starts to evaporate, and if our eyes are dry it can be really painful, so blinking helps top up the fluid. It’s also an effective method of keeping out other irritants, like dust and really bright light.

However, we blink on average about every three or four seconds, and some scientists believe that this is far more often than necessary to keep our eyes wet. So why else might we do it?

Studies done at Osaka University in Japan found that it might help us mentally refresh, by giving us a micro-break every so often. It’s almost like having a really tiny sleep, all throughout the day.


Why do we sneeze?

You can’t help but close your eyes when you sneeze - it’s an involuntary reflex.
On average we sneeze about four times a day, but as hayfever-sufferers will know, there are days when it feels like we’ll never stop sneezing.

So what are we actually doing when we sneeze? Well, it’s essentially to get rid of any nasty stuff that shouldn’t be in your nose. The inside of your nostrils contain sensors that raise the alarm when anything gets inside that shouldn’t, and this triggers tiny hairs called cilia to move in order to brush it away. If you have a sneezing fit with multiple in a row, it’s because your nose is making sure that everything has definitely been cleared out.

Cilia needs mucus to work and so our body produces about a litre of the disgusting stuff every day, most of which we swallow. Ew.



Culled from BBC
https://www.bbc.co.uk/bitesize/articles/z63gpg8

majamajic:
just like everyone died abi ?

Did you notice I said might? A lot of people lived and a lot died

Danchibez:
U r a good narrator

Really good

Samsung is being sued by Australia's consumer watchdog for allegedly making misleading claims about the water-resistant properties of its phones.

The Australian Competition and Consumer Commission (ACCC) alleges Samsung's adverts made "false" claims about using its phones while swimming and surfing.

The ACCC said it had reviewed more than 300 Samsung adverts before launching its legal action.

Samsung told Reuters it would defend the case and stood by its adverts.

Deep probe
In its statement, the ACCC said Samsung adverts depicted phones being exposed to seawater and swimming pools and claimed that this would not affect the device during its working life.

Although Samsung adverts say its phones have an IP68 water resistance, said the ACCC, this rating does not cover salt water or that found in swimming pools.

Samsung's own website advises people against using the Galaxy S10 in a swimming pool or on the beach, said the consumer watchdog.

Samsung had not done enough testing to make its advertised claims about the longevity of its products, alleges the ACCC.

"Samsung showed the Galaxy phones used in situations they shouldn't be, to attract customers," said the ACCC.

If Samsung is found guilty of misleading consumers it could face a huge fine.

DonBenny77:
The man does codeine and pills as well

It's surprising that people sponsored this individual to run for senate. Godfathers and sponsors nor dey even do background checks on those they are staking?

He was lucky he got stranded in Ghana, he might have been killed during the civil war

ishawlar:
Instad of u to help them to school u are giving them money to dance one yeye dance. Step Down Stoopid

Lol. Step down from where to where?

This is bad, compensating kids for fooling themselves.
Meanwhile the national champion of cowbell competition is given 50k. After solving complex maths equations without calculator. They will not go and spray those ones

R.I.P

And they want to give these bandits unfettered access to our communities. Not at all

He shouldn't go unpunished. He has obviously been misbehaving with impunity

I came across this on twitter

anytexy:
What are they investigating. Whether he was the one that slapped the lady or it was the lady that slapped him. Okay ooo! We are waiting.

I wonder. I learnt he shut down her shop after the incident

Lol. He will just go and lie jare

Joromi12:
the revolution will not be televised

This just reminded me of a season of Homeland

Haba. He should not be allowed to go scot free.

He is supposed to be a protector

Ok. So? Why do we need this info? Does he want to patent it?

Then she should take her evidence to the court and reach out to human rights activists. She was dealt a wrong hand , look for activists and lawyers that will help you pro bono. Police will NEVER attend to this case without outside influence

Lexusgs430:
It takes only one serious incident, to uproot other alleged events.......

Everyday for the owner...... One day for the thief............

Gbam

I thought Tekno is smallish? That's why the appeared tall nau, Teckno stand next to LeBron James

Eziokwugbaoto:
Don't be surprised when his foolish constituents will still send him back to the Senate. This is Nigeria and we tend to forget easily.
#OurMumuNeverDo?

Yes nau, if his wife who he's clearly cheating on could stand for HIS truth, who are his constituents not to defend him

What motivational purpose? To what end exactly?

We can see you love white cars. What else?