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kenoz:
Can't stop laughing at that first update " oridota".

I'm sure for him to go for that nick he must have repeated a class like 3 or more times.



@ op, this story of yours is hilarious. Nice one

haywhy6ix:
Ff @_showizzy

itsMrIke:
So you were 6yrs old when you where in class 5 Hmmm...I smell lies!!!

bigerboy200:
nice cooked up story..Good one..thumbs up op

Damalex4luv:
Following!!! Nice write-up @ op. I went through the same thing when I was young, always fantasising about almost all the girls in my secondary class then but I'm not a man enough to approach them. I remember when I was in Jss 3, there was a particular girl that I like so much her name is Funmi, this girl too also likes me but approaching her myself is something that I can't do because I don't really know how am going to face her and tell her myself. Later I went ahead by discussing the issue with one of my friends Tolu who went to do the talking on my behalf and it's now left for me to do the rounding up but I couldn't, I can remember that throughout that term I kept avoiding the girl by making sure our path never crosses till she later turns out to be my sworn enemy though later when we got to SS1 we later became friends.
Another one happened to me when I was in SS2 there is this girl who was the most beautiful girl in our class and her name is Tosin, this girl is so beautiful to the extent that up till now I still think about her though unfortunately for me she is married now. I remember then that I so much luv this girl so I told one of my friend whose name is Palmer and he said he knows what to do, and then I just got exposed to browsing thanks to Tolu who's now a guru in yahoo yahoo. So Palmer asked me of my Yahoo mail ID because there was no phone then it was around 2001 and told me I shouldn't worry and I gave it to him without asking him what he intends to do with it. The following day when came to school I met Tosin in class looking at me in a strange manner, she was sitting with her friends and they are all staring at me. I couldn't bare it that I had to go to assembly before the bell was rung. Later after break Palmer came to me and told me that he has succeded in helping me toast the girl that he wrote a love letter to Tosin via my email and that he made sure he states every of my affections for her and ended it with my full name and that now I need to finish the job by meeting with her face to face by saying the same thing, as he finish saying it I flared up and started abusing him why he had to do that without my consent. But he never took me serious he was only insisting on me getting to meet her and finish the job he had initiated.
After 3days that I refused to meet with Tosin to talk to her myself something happened, our class happened to be the most noisy class in the school so that day the vice principal came into our class to warn us that he needs just 10 noisemakers to set as an example to the whole class and handpick Tosin to write the name of the noise makers that day. Naturally am very cool, though am stubborn but i'm not the type that makes noise or disturb the peace of the class, so unfortunately for me that day Tosin wrote my name as the first name on the list of the noisemakers, and she never allowed any of her friends to see the list before she took it to the vice-principal. When the vice-principal came and call the names of the noisemakers and called my name as the first on the list I was almost crying even the whole class were amazed and they all started murmuring because they are all not expecting it. After we are all asked to come outside and kneel down in the sun, as we're going out of the class I looked into her face and I can see she was feeling kind of sober with her actions. Fortunately for me there is this friend of hers whose name is Aminat and she happens to be my good friend too and she has a very good rapour with the vice-principal, so I could imagine she told Aminat that she intentionally wrote my name on the list just because I sent her a love mail and didn't follow up and Aminat advised her to go with her and plead on my behalf with the vice-principal that am not part of those that were making noise that she just wrote. So the vice-principal invited me to his office and asked me whether I was part of the noisemakers and I was almost crying when explaining myself that I wasn't among the noisemakers that am gentle and couldn't have make the number 1 on the list if at all I was making noise that the whole class can testify to it. That was how the vice-principal pardon the other student because of me and later Aminat brought Tosin to me and pleaded with me how sorry she was to have done that and we later became friends,though we never had the chance to date which am still sad about up till today. Now Tosin is married with kids and Aminat too is now in London enjoying her life. In 2 or 3years I should be married too.

chubbygal:
Op!! Indeed you are a Jobless Youth,may God accept your Petition Amen.