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crazy what happened this days. I once saw a 7 year old girl trying to give her 4year old brother MouthAction.. it happened they live in a one room with their parents.....




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tmanis:
gbogbo yorùbá yín tí kò tiè lámì.....

is it every computing device that can use the Amin?

2013 thread?

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Wow ....congrats to them




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I hate snakes


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that guy should be rewarded big time



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he's human, don't forget



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King Solomon in the making



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how will that affect the fact that am single and jobless




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except if you are so lucky, you can get a good job





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he should be taken to Aro






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we will surely win







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MIKEL WETIN


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Are you from the great Ijesha Land spread all across the world and you are here on NAIRALAND as well. Let's connect and know one another.

Specifically, I will like to meet business minded individuals and as well eventually meet a sweet, independent, educated lady from same tribe for a peaceful relationship with great prospects.


Am based in Abeokuta,

Work at Olusegun Obasanjo Presidential Library
Media Aide.
29years.
A graduate and currently running my Msc.
+2348038606260
www.facebook.com/sonya.blaze2

tuffgongjo:
No be bad belle,try up your game cus this ish gat a burnt gasket.

that still doesn't stop you from writing yours, maybe I learn from you.... okay.

iceberylin:


Hahaha...very [size=33pt]boring[/size]

write your own, bad belke

'One day, the bush meat will catch the hunter ' In the words of our elders. That
was exactly what happened to me in far away Lekki axis of LAGOS state.
I have always considered myself a social media enthusiast with a very wide
presence on most social networks. Though as a blogger, it's quite paramount you
know about the old and evolving social platforms, especially the ones that you
could get back links from to boost your traffic.


But as for me I not only look for traffic, I also go fishing on these networks. You
know what I mean. LinkedIn is I think supposed to be for executives, I can still at
least count up to 3 ladies have met through this network. I know badoo, OK Cupid,
Mingle. Very active on WeChat, bbm, palm chat, twitter self.


I live basically on the internet and this has affected my physical interaction with
ladies. I close off deals online and then meet up later on. Am very much active on
some social platforms, I even upgrade to Premium just to meet with the best they
have to offer.
It happened that I am well known across some platforms, some ladies would just
notice seeing me else where on another social network and would be like. This guy
is just everywhere.


I met Dara, on WeChat and we began to get close. She was a student of UNILAG,
studying Architecture and also a writer. So presenting myself as a blogger got us
so close and we would always share ideas. Ideas sharing later graduated to
emotions sharing. She would tell me about her not-so-caring boyfriend. And since I
was always listening, she considered me her virtual boyfriend. I never for once
condemn the guy though, buy I always wished she would just make up her mind
on him and turned to me.


This girl is what even Shekau would see and would surrender his weapons and
asked the Government to give him amnesty. She was just like Beyonce, tall and
graceful. And you know now, as I ain't so blessed by God with height, I have
always taken that as my measure of a perfect woman.
Wouldn't want a situation whereby my kids would come and start blaming me for
their predicament of being short. So I would rather not go for a short lady at all. In
fact, have lost a lot of pretty ladies as a result of them not meeting up with this
funny criteria of mine.


When Dara was making up her mind to ditch her boyfriend for me was when one
of her friends I was actually hitting on on another network came across my profile
on her phone and you know girls now. They began to dissect my matters and I
guessed that was where the idea came to give me the pranking of my life.
We scheduled to meet at a spot at Lekki on a Saturday. And as a bad sharp
mainland boy, I had gone to to Computer Village in the course of the week to get
some wears just to present myself in a very good manner. Got an Armani Combat
Jeans, a Levi's sleeveless jacket and a red Suppra.


We had agreed to meet by 12 ,so i left the Mainland around 10 just to meet up
with time. I was donning my Maddest Hommie by Beckham Perfume I borrowed
from Tade. That perf was so strong, you would think the wearer had earlier
dropped into Shit and so using that to cover up. I happened to be so sweaty, and
have this oily face, so I just took some little scoop of talcum powder in a paper
and rolled it up, then tucked that in my wallet.


I was at this eatery, when she called that she was on her way. I got so delighted.
Went straight to the restroom, cleaned up and applied the powder to look fresher.
Hmmmmm. Came out and ordered Fried Rice and chicken. This girl must meet me
so fly. I forced myself to use the fork and knife, but when it was of a serious
issue, I dropped the thing and was on the lookout for this girl. But wait, I had just
5k on me and my meal had already taken 2k. I just prayed she would not order for
full chicken.


I waited for the next 30 minutes for Dara and she hadn't shown up. I dialled her
number and she was like she was making up, that she wanted to look good for
me. The eatery was around Lekki tollgate . 30 minutes again, she had not shown
up. I called to confirm what was going on when she said her dad just came in and
wanted her and her sister to get him something to eat. She asked me to give
another 1hour and that she would try to rush things up.


Later on, she called that she had been sent to get her dad his drugs around a
pharmacy at Igbo Efon. That if I could make it down there, it's just some few
minutes drive. I was getting furious, but the thought of seeing this girl physically
would melt, even the worst dictator's heart. I then decided to take a bike and dash
off to the place. It was then I realised it wasn't a short distance like that.


She called later that she was with the driver that I should come into one estate by
the left side of the round about and go down the street. That she was with a friend
and I could meet them all there. I tried to check the remnants of my powder and
saw that it was still okay to light up my face. The fragrance of the perfume was
already fading as I had sweat profusely and I was even developing headache at
that moment.


I got to where she described and she asked me to knock on the gate of that
house. I did and no one answered for like 5 minutes. She then called that she was
coming, she already heard me knocking. I immediately brought out my hanky to
clean up the sweat on my face. I had used the powder at one corner before I got
there. Got myself composed. Covered my mouth with my hand and breathe out to
feel air. It was not bad anyway.


It was when the gate opened and a pretty lady, very much different from Dara,
came out that I began to sense that I had been PRANKED. It had not totally
dawned on me anyway as I thought maybe she sent someone. The lady asked me
who I was and I told her I was there to see Dara.
'Da what? ' she replied. ' Everyone that stays here is Ibo, and no one bears that
name here'


I took my phone to call, when a message came in. Then it dawned on me that the
hunter just got hunted.
The message read ' Hello there, am Dammy, and have just been PRANKED on the
MUMU SATURDAY SHOW'

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darmys:
Full List of winners Below. I will be updating this thread so stay tuned.

Best Live Acts - Diamond Platnumz.
Best Group - Psquare
Best Pop & Alternative - Jimmy Nevis
Best Lusophone - Ary
Best Francophone - DJ Arafat
Best New act - Patoranking
Personality of the Year - Trevor Noah
Evolution Award - Dbanj
Best Hip Hop - Casper Nyovest
Best Female - Yemi Alade
Best Video
Best Male - Davido



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you ain't buying your domain name anymore. it's good for your brand

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Freemanan:
I lie not

be reasonable, young man.. for NAIRALAND that was founded in 2005, how was she able to predict the name in 2004

Freemanan:


In 2004, One of my classmates in secondary school told me she is on NAIRALAND....



THE GIRL SAY SHE BE SUPER MODERATOR SEF..

YOUR LIES HAVE 4G NETWORK

' See that aeroplane going! My dad is the pilot' I remember that to be one of my fables I gave friends in High School. As you all know, a school is a gathering of humans with different characters and attitudes. You get to meet some extra ordinary jovial people and some crazily weirdos you would wonder if they were humans.


And for the fact that there are a lot of people claiming they are rich in their family, you wouldn't want to be caught off guard. You also want to belong and claim your family owns Computer Village, even.

I had an imaginary uncle then in London that brought stuffs for me, I always told my friends. My uncle travelled every week to London. And when he came back, he made sure he came with a different car and a lot of goodies.

I once told my friends my uncle brought a Chewing Gum that never loses its taste. You will chew and chew and it continues to get sweetened the more it stays in your mouth. I was telling Samuel the other day on how I chewed the gum for 3days and later spat it out. He asked why I did that, since it doesn't lose its taste. I knew I had been caught off guard. But I still tried to cover up telling him I wanted to try the Macaroni flavour.

I claimed my younger ones were given birth to in the States, Tulsa, Oklahoma to be precise. I wasn't there at their birth, but I once went with my dad to celebrate my younger brothers birthday, when he was 3. We decided not to go by Flight. We took a speed boat instead and we spent 3 days on Sea.

Told them there were so many bus tops on the sea and what they basically sold are fishes. That there was a fish that looked like a Lion, people of that locality called it Fishion. I told them we saw Mermaids when we got to the American Sea. And they were waving at us. That mermaids are friendly beings and not evil.

Mind you, it wasn't me alone that did this. A guy came to join us then in SS2 . Abiola would tell us he spent his summers in Chicago, Michael Jordan was his next door neighbour. They practiced basketball together everymorning and immediately after practice, they always had enough to eat. We all believed anyway as this guy looked American.

I remember Toke, a girl like that. They had almost everything you mentioned that you have in your family, even the latest. There was a time a certain girl's parents bought a Mercedes Benz 200. Toke said her dad had 3 Mercedes Benz 2000 and it didn't run on petrol, but Olive Oil and it could recognize all of them in the family. Anytime they entered into the car, The car would mention their name and welcome them.

Ramon was someone we all believed his fables should have been noticed by the Military as this guy could make you believe anything. His lies were not on 4G Networks self, they run on Optical Fibers. Ramon once told us his Dad Rode on Bicycle to Saudi Arabia. and when we asked him how he crossed the sea, he said the bicycle was a special one and it could fly.

I also remember him telling us they had a tree in the compound that bore different fruits. That his dad was presented with that by a Djin in the desert, while he was travelling.

Dimeji made us to under that his dad fought in the World War 1. He fought along side the Germans and was decorated with so much Awards for his gallantry. That after World War I, he came back to fight Africa War 1 and was later invited to assist China in the Asia War 3. He surely capitalised on the fact that we might not be able to unravel the truth since the event happened in way past.

High school was fun anyway. Though we all later realized we were scoping each other as in one way or the other, we got to know where everyother person lived and we never saw anything we claimed to have.

The girl that claimed they had Mercedes Benz 2000, actually happened to be the daughter of a Commercial Bus Driver. Dimejis dad was just a Neighborhood Watch Official of the LAGOS State Government, Yes, Ramon's DAD was an Alahaji, but he never rode to Mecca, and they only happened to have lots of fruits in their compound that his mum simply sold them at the market.

SO GUYS, LET'S GET TO KNOW ABOUT THOSE LIES YOUR FRIENDS TOLD WAY BACK THEN ...KINDLY COMMENT.

SOURCE : www.wenogetjob.com/2015/07/big-lies-told-high-school.html?m=1

Many of you will have been wondering of how to make screen shot on your android devices but you don’t know how it’s going to be done.

What’s the importance of screen shot to a user? Screen shot is taking the picture of your device screen with everything showing on it. You can take the picture to save a chat with a friend or for a reference purpose; you can also capture the screen to make so many things depending on your use.


Now let’s go into the step of making a screen shot or capturing of your android screen.
While you are on the exact place you want to snap or capture then press down the
volume down button on your android devices with the power button simultaneously
for about 3 seconds and you will hear a sound just like you are capturing a picture
with your device.

After all this then you can now check your gallery to find the picture out.

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louken:
Next time try and get your facts right before writing your fiction. Zenith bank stopped taking Corp members a long time ago - at least 2 years ago to the best of my knowledge. The Zenith bank I know is very unlikely to tell Corp members to sneak out of camp to attend interview. I was 26 when i joined the bank, so entry level age is neither 22 nor 23.

For your Information, this was 2009 and the Zenith Bank you know does not have same rules applying everywhere... and that was the East, anything can happen... and read well, it was employment as a Corps member, not as a full staff.... We all now know you work there.... Know All