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Fashion › Re: Meet Four Known Nigerian Transgenders (PHOTOS) by damiloladuke:
there life their choice














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Sports › Re: Rashidi Yekini: Forgotten In Nigeria, Remembered In Portugal (PHOTO) by damiloladuke: 12:06pm On Jul 04, 2015
you consider NIGERIAa country... we are just surviving here



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Science/Technology › Re: What Distinguishes Humans From Other Animals? by damiloladuke: 12:03pm On Jul 04, 2015
yeah, but some humans don't possess all these


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Education › Re: How To Wake A Dead CGPA In School by damiloladuke: 12:02pm On Jul 04, 2015
great info



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Education › Re: My Name Is OR My Names Are,which Is Grammatically Correct? by damiloladuke: 12:01pm On Jul 04, 2015
depends on the usage, both are correct






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Sports › Re: Nigeria’s Top Five Rated Players Of All Time by damiloladuke: 11:59am On Jul 04, 2015
yeah, I agree with this list... kudos








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Celebrities › Re: Monalisa Chinda Shows Off Her Natural Hair... by damiloladuke: 11:58am On Jul 04, 2015
she looks so outstanding and gorge ous

5star for her






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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Am So Lonely - LABAKE Has Travelled - Diary Of A Jobless NIGERIAN Youth by damiloladuke(op): 11:50am On Jul 04, 2015
Bugatie:
An interesting read, well done

Though your collabo with Labake seems to contradict your earlier stance on friendship.
no it does not... we don't go beyond the friends talk and I don't divulge my top secret.... and besides, can anyone do without socializing , mind you she is a lady and am a guy... the attraction is magnetic
Education › Re: Nigerian Student Wins AIT University's Best Graduating Student Of The Year Award by damiloladuke: 8:33am On Jul 04, 2015
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Crime › Re: Six ‘One Chance’ Robbers Nabbed In Kwara (Photos) by damiloladuke: 8:33am On Jul 04, 2015
This guys will not just find something doing. yu can never last long without being caught. I get to know this from childhood... they will catch you one day stealing cheese from the fridge.









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Webmasters › Re: Blogs Other Than The Entertainment Niche - Drop Your Url by damiloladuke(op): 8:30am On Jul 04, 2015
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my blog is about computer and android tech. highly compressed pc and android games will soon join very soon

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Webmasters › Re: Blogs Other Than The Entertainment Niche - Drop Your Url by damiloladuke(op): 8:29am On Jul 04, 2015
I noticed that most newbies are still on Yourname..com

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Jobs/Vacancies › Am So Lonely - LABAKE Has Travelled - Diary Of A Jobless NIGERIAN Youth by damiloladuke(op): 8:26am On Jul 04, 2015
Friday July 3rd. 2015
Here I am all alone in my room and super duper bored, despite having 2 internet enabled phones and a tablet. And as well having multiple games I could pick from on my phones. I don't keep friends, not my thing from childhood. Though I mingle and socialize, but I try as much as possible to limit it to just acquaintances. Friends could make you and at the same time Mar you, and for that reason, I don't keep them.



I sometimes wonder how some people keep friends and are so passionate about
it. My friend this, my friend that. ' She is my sister from another mother', ' We love
each other like crazy ' ' I can tell my friend anything ' I don't pity you.
Not bad to keep friends, but do you realise your deepest secrets are not secrets
anymore the moment you tell a friend. Your friend might not disclose this to
anyone, but are you gonna be friends for life.
Don't you consider the fact that peradventure you have a conflict with your so-
called friend in the future and it leads to a serious argument, your friend will use
your words against you.



I remember then in school, when my indigenous neighbours were having a clash.
Women oooo. One told the other, ' Were you not the one that asked me to give my
husband a potion to make him my slave? '
The other replied ' You told me he's not strong on bed and you are satisfying
yourself with other men at your place of work'


' You must be crazy! I never told you that, you think am like you that sleeps with
Tunji ' Tunji happened to be a fellow student in the apartment. And he was there
on that day. Everyone just diverted the attention to him, he would almost pray the
ground to swallow him up that night.
You can imagine the issues discussed in confidentiality, being exposed to the
whole world due to a misunderstanding. Not that you shouldn't keep friends, but be
mindful of what you disclose to them.


Boredom comes to me once in a while when am not with my corps member
friend, Labake. We have a lot in common in terms of youth development, she's a
lady like a man. She so much aspires to be independent and wish other youth
could follow suit. I have not lit a matches this year. Thanks to her, we dine
together, and most times when I wander off, I will be rest assured am coming
home to meet something nice.
I remember a time she got her Monthly Allowance and she bought all sorts of
assorted meat for the weekend soup. It was a weekend to remember, this girl
would lace my food with 3 big meats, liver, lung, and one stuff like that that looks
like towel. Yummmmmy.


Any moment I got home from town. Her apartment is my next port of call. I got
home tonight and remembered she was travelling today. She passed out of Youth
Service yesterday and had to travel home today. I just realised am missing a very
big part of me. Don't get me wrong, we have nothing together. But she's just a
part of me.


We chatted on bbm tonight and you would be surprised at our Convo.
Me : Fool, you lock your door?
Her : Yes, since you were not home when I was travelling, idiot.
Me : Not your fault, you lack respect for your elders
Her : Stupidic Idiot, which elder, apari.
Me : Puff puff, you know you are no longer a corper, your immunity is finished, I
will beat you mercilessly, you will slim down like Beyonce.
Her : Mumu, do you miss me?
Me : Miss who, are you Miss Nigeria (but I was lieing )
Her : I know you are lieing, but hope you are good, am in Lagos
Me : No, you should be in Limpopo, dunce
Her : Lol, is there light.
Me : No light ooo, but them Jamal switched on their Generator.
Her : Alright, take care.


We closed the conversation and I just picked up my tab to do some little blogging.
I will be sleeping off soon.
Ohhh, am a little bit hungry, I guess I have to go down to the mart across the
street to get plantainchips. Need to munch on something before I go to bed.


And lest I forget, one silly that has always been beefing me on the street was so
surprised to see me in a native wear today and said ' You look great in that ' I
didn't respond as I was not in the mood to do that. She felt so bad and the next
thing she did was hissed. I knew she would never in her life open her mouth to
greet me. I suspect this girl likes me, but she sees me often with LBK and so is of
the opinion we rolling.


Goodnight.


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Crime › Re: Scammers Trying To Take Advantage Of The BVN Directive by damiloladuke: 8:21am On Jul 04, 2015
Jobs dey?






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Family › Re: Men Can You Do This For Your Wife Or Girlfriend? Photo by damiloladuke: 8:20am On Jul 04, 2015
God forbid that it happen in Jesus name




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Celebrities › Re: Uche Jombo Rodriguez Shows Off Her Post Baby Body, Steps Out With Son by damiloladuke: 8:18am On Jul 04, 2015
she looks so stunning


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Crime › Re: My Friend Sold Me To Ritualists For N150,000 by damiloladuke: 8:17am On Jul 04, 2015
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NYSC › Re: 3 Corps Members In Taraba to repeat Service Year For Misconduct by damiloladuke: 11:29pm On Jul 03, 2015
too bad



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Family › Re: Is Early Marriage Really Advantageous? by damiloladuke: 10:38pm On Jul 03, 2015
I wish oooo


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Family › Re: Help! My Husband Is Acting Funny! by damiloladuke: 10:37pm On Jul 03, 2015
too bad, it is well




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Education › Re: Who Can Unravel This Geometric Puzzle by damiloladuke: 9:35pm On Jul 03, 2015
I see what the person above me sees


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Education › Re: Who Can Unravel This Geometric Puzzle by damiloladuke: 9:35pm On Jul 03, 2015
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Romance › Re: Nairaland Couples' Competition 2015 - Round One [Completed]■■■ by damiloladuke: 9:22pm On Jul 03, 2015
as I no come get girlfriend nko



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Education › Re: Who Can Unravel This Geometric Puzzle by damiloladuke: 9:21pm On Jul 03, 2015
lolll


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Celebrities › Re: Mike Omeri, Fashanu, Emeka Ike,Williams,Tope, Others Honoured At MBNM Finals by damiloladuke: 9:11pm On Jul 03, 2015
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Career › Re: My Experience With The Rude Female Employees At Visafone Office Today by damiloladuke: 8:29pm On Jul 03, 2015
those ones still dey exist




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Health › Re: Cholera Claims 10 Lives In Plateau by damiloladuke: 8:28pm On Jul 03, 2015
okay, government should respond TI this






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Agriculture › Re: The Forgotten Groundnut Pyramids Of Northern Nigeria (Photos) by damiloladuke: 8:26pm On Jul 03, 2015
good old days




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Car Talk › Re: Burning Vehicle Along Lagos-ibadan Express Causes Traffic (photos) by damiloladuke: 8:26pm On Jul 03, 2015
too bad





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Celebrities › Re: Kenny Ogungbe's Daughter Graduates Photos by damiloladuke: 8:25pm On Jul 03, 2015
congrats babe





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