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Literature › Re: My First Heart Break - Diary Of A Jobless NIGERIAN Youth by damiloladuke(op): 11:21am On Jul 11, 2015

PART 3

Getting inducted into the world of asking a lady out didn't actually start for me on a good note, as it is with most guys. There will always be this girl that you admire so much and you fantasize about her all the time, but you have no idea what to say to her. What happened in those days was that your friends that were 'bad' would do the talking on your behalf and after she had agreed to your proposal, then a meeting would be scheduled for you both and then you finalise the deal.

But what deal? What did I have in my head to say, I remember being connected to a pretty SS1 lady then when I was in SS3, Shalewa. This girl was so pretty and young like my self. And I had always admired her from afar. I decided to let Samuel know about it. Samuel was one of my friends that lived within the estate around my school. You would conclude these ones were there when their parents met eachother, they just knew everything about women at a very tender age.

Well it was definitely because of the environment they grew up in. An estate, especially a public one is where you meet people of different social class to mingle with. So you would always posses that charisma if you are disposed towards that.

The deal was sealed with Shalewa and it was my turn to round it all off. We met and before meeting her, it was just like a tsunami was taking place in my heart. My heart was beating non stop. While I was with her, we exchanged greetings and instead of just going straight to the point, I started blabbing and saying all sorts of irrelevant things.

I initially asked her why ladies loved putting on the kind of sandals she was wearing, I then asked the reason why she used lips gloss, and couldn't ladies do without rubbing pancake. Guessed she was getting bored with my JAMB questions, she asked me what I liked about her. I knew my own Don set at that moment.

Before I knew what was happening, my legs had begun to shake, my palms were so wet, you would think LAGOS state Water Corporation pipes were installed in them. I swallowed a pint of saliva, cleared my throat for up to 4 times and finally let the cat out of the bag. ' S....sssssamuel should have told you eee.....everything' I stammered .

' Yes, he did, but what do you want from me? What do you like about me? ' She was getting furious already.

' Nothing, I just like you' I replied.

' You are funny. You like nothing about me and you just like me. Do you know what you are saying at all? '

' Yes, I know what am saying, that's why I said I like you' At that moment, I was wishing we had not started it all. This was getting confusing and my 1st love in High School was just slipping away from my grip.

' Go and ask Samuel what you like about me and tell me tomorrow ' She said.

' Okay, so Samuel knows that. I responded stupidly, don't worry I will ask him and tell you tomorrow '

She just shook here head and left me there on that spot.

When I narrated the whole ordeal to my friends, they just kept laughing and insisted I never said that. That I must be joking. ' Wait Sanya, you mean you told her you would ask me, what you like about her? What village are you from dunce? ' I knew since he was not gonna tell me that, I should just forget about the girl. I felt so bad and I couldn't eat for days.

That was not the heartbreak I really want to write about, anyway. This happened with a lady I met at an event in Ilesha, Osun state. Misimi was her name, a student of FUTA then, she happened to be my first true love and as well gave me my first heart break. Was it a heart break? No, she murdered my heart, because I felt the pains for close to 4 months. Thank God, It happened when ASUU had a long strike, I would have been affected seriously academically. It was a very bad phase of my life. I thought about it before I slept most nights and the first thing that came to my mind after waking up was the misery I was passing through. It was a hell of a period.

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Literature › Re: My First Heart Break - Diary Of A Jobless NIGERIAN Youth by damiloladuke(op): 11:20am On Jul 11, 2015

PART 2

Oridota brought Senior Emeka to our class room and asked him to kneel. The senior refused and was asking Oridota if he knew the consequences of what he was doing. Some of us in the classroom were already excusing ourselves because we knew the outcome would never be favourable, while some other students were in support of what Oridota was doing. I knew information would have gotten to the SS3 Block, I just, in the company of other friends, jumped the classroom window and went straight into the school Jungle.

Like we were on clue, the moment we left was when the whole SS3 students numbering about 600 were all trooping to our block. The Junior students were also ready for them as words have gotten to other classes and everyone was on guard. The students had armed themselves with Planks and stones, which the Senior did not envisage. They never thought we would pose any form of defense. The moment they moved some perimeters close to our block, they got the unexpected, Junior students began to pelt them with stones and Ice water. No one knew how they got the pack of water under such short notice.

What actually started as a plan to come punish the hell out of the Junior students, eventually turned into a blood bath as the senior students that were so unfortunate got hit by stones and sustained an injury in one way or the other.

At that moment, the school principal had sent someone to bring the Police as there had not been a means of phone communication in those days. Though the students were not aware of that and so were still carrying on the battle. The Senior students reinforced with the help of the other year classes and it all escalated into a free for all battle.

The battle at Waterloo, would still be in practice compared to what happened on that day. Just like in the movies, everyone began to identify their enemies and they all proved to eachother who the real senior was. I was in the jungle with my friends all the while, we only got hold of the news later on.

Surprisingly, Girls were not left out. There must have been a senior student that had done you wrong in one way or the other, so they all chose that day as a day of revenge. What got everyone's attention that day and got them laughing, despite the ongoing crisis, was a certain senior student that was fighting with another junior student.

It got to a point that the senior was winning and the Junior felt he had no other tactics to beat him than to do the necessary. He held on tight to the senior student's scrotal sac. The senior screamed ' Yeeeeeeepa, epon Mi!!!! MO ku oooooo' translating to ' My scrotum, ohhhhhh, am dead ' . He screamed so hard every one started laughing, and he even said ' Senior, please please please ' probably forgetting he was the senior.

The moment the policemen entered into the school compound, everyone scattered in different directions, mostly towards us that were hiding in the jungle. It was then we realised this had gone beyond normalcy. We just didn't think twice. We scaled the school fence. No, we just passed through the ready made holes on the fence, and went straight into the Abesan Estate.

Senior Emeka and Oridota were eventually arrested and taken to the police station for inciting other students against one another. But the outcome of the day's revolution was that there was a breakdown in the dominion the senior students had for the rest of the session. You dared not seize my ball, you dared not ask me to buy you something at the canteen. The only set of students that we obeyed were the prefects and that also got some limits.

My story of my heart break actually happened in the University in my 300 level, when I was just 18 years old, and I will be writing about that tonight.

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Literature › My First Heart Break - Diary Of A Jobless NIGERIAN Youth by damiloladuke(op): 11:18am On Jul 11, 2015

This was my baptism into the real world of love affairs. I happened to be a very shy dude since my childhood, especially in my primary school days. It is said that brilliant students always find it hard interacting with girls in those days. Things have changed now, I must say. You would see an 11 year old girl writing a quit letter to her boyfriend, telling him she saw him with another girl in the park. OMG, when did they start dating? While they were sucklings or what? Something needs to be done.

In my primary school days, the only thing I knew how to do well was fantasize, I would like you in my mind and we would be close friends in my mind, I would take you all around the world, fly you in my airplane, be your hero, care for you. All in my mind.

I remember admiring a senior student then, Mary, she was so beautiful, anytime I came across her during lunch break, I just started stalking her, everywhere she went. I would do that until break was over. Well I was so young then, so I was not sure I had anything to say. Damn I just remember now that I was 6 years of age in Class 5. How did it happen? Well I wouldn't have had anything to convince the girl with then anyway.

I also remembered admiring Tilewa Benson. This young girl was so beautiful, she looked like the Princess in Disneyland Cartoons. But years later when we met at an Event, she had so much depreciated in value from what she was in primary school. Perhaps, the engine had been put to vigorous usage without much service from the technicians.

I wouldn't even say I had a single girlfriend in my High school days. Girls loved me, no doubt due to my brilliance and cuteness. But they just considered me too young to date. How will it be when you were the youngest in about 700 students of a certain year. And remember how it was in those days now when your senior students already had a family of their own.

You would see students in SS1 with fully grown beards, you would think they have a permanent appointment with the school as some of them had repeated a class for about 3 times. I remember Senior Emeka, this guy had the look of Didier Drogba in SS3, who was that teacher that wanted to look into the eye of the Lion, they dared not.

The moment Sen.Emeka called you or beckoned at you, just begin to recite either the Lords prayer or the Grace. No one needed to tell you that you were gonna part with your lunch money and God help you that you had nothing on you. You would assume the work of a Mechanic on that day as he would take you to his class, draw a car on the board and ask you to push. Oh God, your face must be panel bitted on that day, surely.

It all dawned on Emeka one day when he called a Junior Student, Kunle Oridota, this guy was in my class and guess what, as his name implied, he knew nothing, his head had rusted. But he was also old and huge. Emeka asked him to go buy him burger with Tasty Time and as well bring N5 change without giving him a dime.

This guy refused as it was the tradition of the Senior students to seize your sandals to ensure you would be back for it. Oridota refused to take off his sandals and he got a huge slap from Emeka. Emeka was so shocked when Oridota returned the slap. The crazy part was Emeka was not expecting such, so the slap practically mesmerized him, he fell to the ground immediately he got the 'Reset Button'on his face. Before he knew it, Oridota had approached him, lifted him and was bringing him down to the JS3 Block, we knew we were in soup that day. Because what happened afterwards could be likened to the battle The NIGERIAN ARMY is presently facing with the insurgents.

....gotta go take my bath....

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Webmasters › 7 Practical Ways Through Which You Can Earn Massively In Blogging by damiloladuke(op): 11:09am On Jul 11, 2015

With the new trend in blogging these days. Almost everybody wants to be a blogger simple because of the information around about how much some bloggers earn here in Nigeria. And with the pressure on people to make extra income, they believe blogging is an option, which truly it is. Only that most of the wanna-be bloggers get it wrong along the way. And so they get discouraged and eventually opt out.

What most bloggers don't realize is that there are diverse ways through which you can make your money in blogging. They tend to follow the conventional style of blogging which is the entertainment niche, which to me , is over saturated and i will not advise any one to go into it, except if you have enough resources to promote your blog.

Blog is a short word for WEB LOG, which is more or less like a WEB JOURNAL OR DIARY, where you can update anything of interest. It doesn't have to be limited to entertainment, gossips and so on. Any body can blog on anything. A doctor can blog on health issues, an engineer can blog on mechanical issues, a lecturer can have his blog where he updates details of his lectures and so on. In fact, i don't advise people to go into the entertainment niche as blogs are all over the web space and everyone blogs about same gists.

As a blogger, i don't even blog on a daily basis. The most important thing is for you to have this blogging knowledge and you are on your path to make real and live cash from these points i will be highlighting below.

1. BLOGGING TRAINING
I make the bulk of my blogging cash through organizing blogging training for people both online and offline. It doesn't have to be a large seminar like that. I sometime make it a one-on-one training and this even makes me charge them more. The most important thing you need to have to do this is your blogging knowledge, your smartphone as you are going to be training them on either whatsapp, bbm, or facebook messenger. The training will be done after you have sent a blogging manual to them.

You simply ask them to read the manual and understand, then later schedule a date to hold the training. Here you will need to convince them how genuine you are, especially those you will be meeting on line. Most online users are sckeptical about parting with thier money online. What i do to convince them is to send them a mini -book on blogging, they will have the basic idea, but will still need to run the training to be fully versed in the blogging training.

I charge trainees N5000 per person, which you can as well charge more, and i must say i have nothing less than 6 people to train weekly.

2. BLOGGING ADMIN
As there are several blogs on the internet this day, it is so surprising to know that most of the bloggers are only seeking for an extra income and so are not always available to update their blogs on a daily basis. Your job here will be to seek them out and offer to assist in updating their blog. And they will jump at the proposal. Here, you can charge a minimum of N6000/blog for a month, and some as much as N10,000 all depending on how bouyant the blog owner is. Those amounts are not bad for a 1hour job and also considering the fact that you will be working with as much as 5- 10. I currently have 5 bloggers am working for and paying me an average of N5000 monthly. That's a whopping N25k and more.

3. CONSULTATION
Another medium through which you can make serious money in blogging is consulting for corporations. You can offer to help them build a responsive blog and they will pay you. I charge N15,000 for a blog and N30,000 for a wordpress blog. Not that you will be spending this much, but your knowledge is what they are paying for. And for a blog, you won't even be spending close to N5000 to get it done.

4. ADSENSE
Adsense is another means through which you can make a lot of money through blogging. Though it takes time and professionalism before google approves your adsense, but once you are approved. You begin to make virtual money which can be cashed after reaching a certain qouta.

Adsense really has to do with high traffic on your site. If you are not having much traffic, you might not really make money through adsense as your income will be generated through clicks by your visitors on the adverts google place on your blog. But if you are able to have a high traffic on your blog, then you are good to go with adsense

5. PAID ADVERTS
This another means through which you can make a lot of money on your blog. And with this, you might even not have as much traffic to get adverts. What you do is to just ensure the targets of your advertisers are regularly visiting your blog.

For example if your blog is student targeted, it will be so easy to you to get adverts from boutiques, salons, game shops, phone and gadgets shops and so on. I have this resource that can assist you in getting paid adverts for your blog. Depending on you location, you can charge advertisers a minimum of N5000 per adverts and you can as well charge more. Now multiply this by say 5 different adverts, every month.

6. BLOGGING MANUALS

You can as well decide to write blogging ebooks that you can sell to trainees. Definitely you will need to have blogging manuals as these are what you will be training your prospects with. And i must tell you, I have made a lot of cash on this. Minimum you can charge on ebooks are within the range of N1500.

7. DOMAIN NAME PURCHASE
Yes this is another medium through which you can make enough cash in blogging. What you simply do is assist people purchase their domain names and help them do the redirecting to their blog. You charge them for the domain name and you also charge them for your technical work.

With all these highlighted points, i think am able to convince you on why you should go into blogging. You dont even have to be a pro, just understand the basics of blogging and do more research with time, and i assure you, if you are the type that really has the passion, you can understand blogging perfectly in just a period of a month. You don't even have to be blogging on a daily basis by owing a blog. Just have this blogging knowledge, Although you can have a blog for your outfit where people can get information about your services.

And also, you don't have to wait until you get adsense before you begin to make money in blogging. With all these highlighted points, you don't need to get a new job. You will even begin to create jobs for people.

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Webmasters › Re: Why You Should Change From ..com To Yourname.com by damiloladuke(op): 5:36pm On Jul 08, 2015

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Webmasters › Why You Should Change From ..com To Yourname.com by damiloladuke(op): 8:57pm On Jul 07, 2015

Most Newbie bloggers, especially the ones on the blogger platform always tend to remain on the affiliate domain not realising the effect it has on their brand. Yes, been affiliated to the most utilized blogging platform is good. but you just have to have your own public image.

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Romance › Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by damiloladuke(op): 9:14pm On Jul 06, 2015

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There is a girl in my area I met one beautiful sunday evening, I actually saw off my girlfriend to the bus stop and while I was on my way back home, this lady just busted out of an adjacent street and was going right before me, he big carraige actually got my attention, I moved closer to her and noticed she was playing Johnny by Yemi Alade.

I then used the opportunity to get her attention by telling her am the Johnny she has been looking for, so God has answered her prayer, she just laughed. I asked if she could send me the song through bluetooth. 'No' she replied 'dunno what's wrong with my bluetooth' she asked if I was on BBM and I said yes, I gave her my PIN 5653D493 , and she sent the song.

We walked some few distance then she told me she had gotten to her destination. I didn't bother to ask for her number since I got the PIN. We later chatted in the night and I learnt she was a teacher in her dad's school, she was just using that to pass time after finishing from Adeniran Ogunsanya College of Education, Lagos until she is able to gain admission into the University.

We scheduled to meet the following day at a sharwamah joint in my locality - SHARWAMA.com. I got her a piece and I as well ordered for myself with a can of beer for me and Smirnoff for her, we talked about so many things and as an entertainment enthusiast, we talked about the industry and she wondered how I get to know much, told her I read widely and have great passion for media stuff. I ordered for another round of sharwama and noticed this girl smiled. She seemed so happy to have hit the jackpot.

It was already late so I asked the server to help get a take-away pack. I saw her off to her house and she gave me her number even without me asking. The following day, she called me and asked if I would take her out that day, I said no problem as money is not an issue.

We met at same joint and she ate her sharwamah as usual, but this time around, I didn't order for another round. We left and I noticed her disposition was somehow dull, she would respond lightly to my questions and didn't say goodnite when she got home. I wonder what could have happened when I remembered it could have been the sharwama I didn't order.

I just smiled I tried calling her when I got home but she wouldn't pick, then I wondered the kind of girl she could be, is she really capitalizing on the fact that I showed much interest in her or she is a hungry glutton that just wanna fill her stomach. She never would pick my call from that day and even when she picked, she would give some lame excuse like she's tired or she not in Lagos.

I continued to call for close to 2weeks before I decided to halt the calls. I just moved on and didn't call her for close to 2months, then one day

I don't know which one is making me angry right now...

The fact that i did not find this stu.pid story amusing or the fact that it actually made Frontpage

bad belle is allowed, go and write yours

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Romance › Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by damiloladuke(op): 9:12pm On Jul 06, 2015

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Romance › Re: How I Pranked A Girl That Wanted To Chop My Money - Diary Of A Jobless Nigerian by damiloladuke(op): 9:06pm On Jul 06, 2015

INTROVERT:
Il be back I promise. Let me read mentions.

The story ended up not being as sweet as I imagined Sha.

babe, after the long wait, The post hit front page... am so happy

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