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Family / Re: Home DNA Test Kit - Is This The Expected “Apocalypse”? by Damisam93(m): 11:11am On Nov 30, 2023
Guyman01:
If your wife respects you and gives you peace of mind at home, even if you are suspicious of anything regarding your kids don't go for DNA test, what you don't know won't harm.
Don't bring unnecessary troubles to your life in case the results go South.

lol
Jobs/Vacancies / Job by Damisam93(m): 9:01am On Oct 24, 2023
08121667892.

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Religion / Re: Can You Be A Politician And Still Be A Genuine Christian by Damisam93(m): 10:09am On Oct 23, 2022
In Nigeria it's possible, is like mandating a prostitute to be a virgin.
Religion / Re: Happy 68th Birthday To Bishop David Oyedepo by Damisam93(m): 8:24pm On Sep 27, 2022
Happy birthday Sir
Politics / Re: How We Conquered Hackers From Asia – INEC by Damisam93(m): 9:48am On Sep 10, 2022
Inec ti mu igbe le, inec don turn DJ YK
Travel / Re: Pictures Of Some Beautiful Places In Dubai, United Arab Emirates by Damisam93(m): 9:02am On Sep 04, 2022
SIMONEKPA7:
Dubai is beautiful but Arabs are heartless and wicked people unlike the whites that have compassion.....

What of we Africans, Nigerians to be precise
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pope Declares Mankind Is 'experiencing The Outbreak Of World War Three'(Pics) by Damisam93(m): 8:33am On Sep 02, 2022
Mufakirnaqdiun:

If there was God there won't be wars, starvation or natural disasters.
The Bible is fake and God is man made.

Ok, now I know your problem
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pope Declares Mankind Is 'experiencing The Outbreak Of World War Three'(Pics) by Damisam93(m): 9:24pm On Sep 01, 2022
Mufakirnaqdiun:
Everybody know that one na,make this man go find solution to his priests unending attitude of raping innocent boys.
Abeg is this not the time for him to prove how real his God is?
Simple pray to your God so he can stop the war/natural disasters/starving children with the snap of his finger,and don't tell me about freewill,when the God himself already predestined everything.

Again this is not fulfilling anything the Bible says because people have for decades proclaimed the end of days according to Bible prophecy.
None of the “prophecies” in the Bible pertain to our time. They meant something to the people who wrote those stories, but they’re irrelevant in our time.
Don’t waste any time or mental effort trying to figure out what they mean to us today. There’s nothing to figure out because the Bible is as fake as a fiction book.
And any slave who can't stand my words should feel free to rant.

If you can reply this question I want to ask you, am not a fan of the Pope or a religious fanatics.

All the wars that has happened in your lifetime, did God caused it?
Are you inferring that the Bible is fake and you don't believe in God?
Health / Re: Why Are So Many Young People Dying Of Heart Attacks? ( Video) by Damisam93(m): 4:58pm On Aug 25, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
Fucking way above their age limit. By 25 they've had more sex than both their parents combined.

By 27 they have saggy boobs and balls with borehole pussies and pricks that viagra can't raise anymore.

By 35 they are completely finished.



I predict heart attacks for 20 year olds very soon.

You are very wicked indeed
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Lonely Af, Need A Male Friend by Damisam93(m): 5:20am On Aug 13, 2022
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Politics / Re: BBC Bandits Documentary: NBC Fines DSTV, Startimes And TSTV 5 Million Naira Each by Damisam93(m): 6:36pm On Aug 04, 2022
Deeprooted:
This means government is the sponsor of terrorism!

It couldn't be clearer than this.

Evil administration

You just dey know
Science/Technology / Re: Nasa’s Webb Delivers Deepest Infrared Image Of Universe Yet by Damisam93(m): 5:53pm On Jul 12, 2022
God is great
Sports / Re: Ronaldo, Messi, Benzema, Other Football Stars Enjoying Their Vacation (Photos) by Damisam93(m): 10:31pm On Jul 01, 2022
Thantayo:
None of them has ever thought of vacationing in Nigeria. Quite sad.

We have a lot of tourist attraction sites here, most especially up north.

How i wish one of them could come to Nigeria. They'll definately be "blown away".

You mean blown to pieces grin grin
Autos / Registered 2012 Camry Xle V6 by Damisam93(m): 5:32pm On Jun 26, 2022
The price is 4.85M

Autos / Re: Toyota Highlander For Sale by Damisam93(m): 5:11pm On Jun 26, 2022
Xscape1993:
Is it first body paint?

It is baked sir
Romance / Re: Husband Shares CCTV Footage Of Wife Scaling Wall To Go See Her Boyfriend by Damisam93(m): 4:46pm On Jun 25, 2022
Why marry if your eye still dey outside, people should be sincere with themselves.
Autos / Toyota Highlander For Sale by Damisam93(m): 4:29pm On Jun 25, 2022
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Health / Re: Why Do I Fall Sick After Masturbating? by Damisam93(m): 10:43pm On Jun 22, 2022
Itzurboi:
You never sabi be that.. i will send you a pdf to read...
Please j need the PDF likewise
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Need A Job Please by Damisam93(m): 12:36pm On Jun 21, 2022
Martins004:
chat me on whatsapp if u can manage factory work

Can I message you likewise
Autos / Re: Airless Tyres Set To Go On Sale - Flat Tyres Would Be A Thing Of The Past (Pix) by Damisam93(m): 10:30am On Jun 15, 2022
Powersurge:
I thank God that blacks and Arabians are not the only humans on earth.

Seriously my brother I thank God too.
Romance / Re: I Don't Think I Can Fall For Any Female Seduction by Damisam93(m): 10:57pm On Jun 07, 2022
medropoly:
More importantly I am not gay, as most of you guys first thought would be.
I have been a Virgin (if that applys also for guys) all through my life, I am 23 years old of age this year and have never had any encounter with any female at all,..
Am a tall, fair, handsome guy as I get that alot from many female folks even from married women and even my guys do compliment me for that as they always tease me of being a bad guy even though deep down I know I am not cheesy ...
One thing I could brag most about is my ability (or should I say it's God grace) to resist female seduction.. I have been seduced so many times and I haven't yielded to any, I could remember during my ND days there was this my course mate I was really crushing on, Damn this girl is striking beautiful with curves that no nigga could resist, unknowningly she too had crushed on me grin so she came over to my lodge one night to copy an assignment, I gave my note and climb up bunk leaving her at the down bunk, latter she came touching and doing so many funny things wink that made my adrenaline high, but till now I cant explain I was able to resist such a girl,..
So many other times, so many girls, different locations, different scenarios, but I still stood my ground and resisted them even when the urge was demanding and the odd was unfavourable..
I always do have this feeling that the day I tried bleeping any girl unlawfully is the day I fall into my doom.. embarassed
Above all I just give God thanks for the such a wonderful grace he has given to me, knowing fully well that most guys don't have such. smiley

Moral: say no to UNLAWFUL SEX


My guy you are doing well, keep it that way till you get married e get reason. I dey regret mine presently.

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Health / Re: My Wound Is Taking Forever To Heal (Graphic) by Damisam93(m): 10:46pm On May 25, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Your hand looks so fresh tho.. kiss

Trait of cannibalism cool
Romance / Re: What My New Girlfriend Does Everyday by Damisam93(m): 11:30pm On May 14, 2022
AsomArchitectNG:
Comrade check well am not sure you're in Nigeria shocked
Me sef they reason so grin grin
Family / Re: Couple Files $650,000 Suit Against Their Son For Not Giving Them Grandchildren by Damisam93(m): 10:18pm On May 12, 2022
LogicBomb8:

Another Person born you e reach your turn you come dey talk rubbish

I send you make you born me

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Crime / Re: Mortuary Attendant Decapitates Dead Body In Ogun, To Sell Head For N50K by Damisam93(m): 8:50pm On Apr 26, 2022
colorsofrainbow:
If you know what I intend to comment tap "like"

Type it nobody will kill you
Celebrities / Re: Rihanna And Asap Rocky's Breakup And Cheating Rumours by Damisam93(m): 9:43am On Apr 16, 2022
Enny2013:
Y do ppl break up quickly bcs of cheating? I can never never cheat o,but I am not dat jealous to leave a partner bcs of cheating. I would rather gv u a second chance if u demand.
But...u wl become worthless to me. No more deep care, genuine love n affection.we wud jus b dere until u walk away urself.

You won't be happy yourself, why just not end it all, cos the man will still cheat, cheat and cheat again.

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Business / Re: MTN Gets Approval For Momo Bank In Nigeria As It Diversifies Into Banking by Damisam93(m): 11:54am On Apr 11, 2022
bukatyne:
Nice one for MTN.

More revenue, more jobs.

I don't think so, it just create more competition since there others before them.

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Romance / Re: How Much Do You Guys Spend On Women Weekly? by Damisam93(m): 4:18pm On Apr 07, 2022
Hayee:
I'm not surprised at all by the response I'm seeing here cheesy cheesy cheesy

No wonder Sha nairaland men are a catalog of dangerously and severely broke ass niggers grin grin tongue

Anyways Nigerian men are addicted to heartless gold diggers cheesy grin grin
Nigerian men hate Good women tongue

Are you different from the rest
Romance / Re: Man Shares Experience After Sleeping With A Witch by Damisam93(m): 3:52am On Apr 03, 2022
TheWolfen:
Lies!
A witch won't tell you she is a witch.
People mistakenly get down with one of them from time to time because they won't reveal the secret to no one...
Well one cant identify a witch if the person is not spiritually gifted.
Spiritually gifted people don't go having sex with witches or the other sisters from the water kingdom.


This is a fake story.

Your head they dere

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Religion / Re: Apostle Johnson Suleman's Free Food Restaurant Opens To The Public (Photos) by Damisam93(m): 4:21pm On Mar 20, 2022
paxonel:
These people nor look like hungry street people now, they look like selected church members coming back from morning service

Una go still complain
Foreign Affairs / Re: Missile Strike Occurs Near U.S. Consulate In Northern Iraq by Damisam93(m): 5:46pm On Mar 13, 2022
ChangetheChange:

Nothing like World war 3
Iran are frustrated cos US has put on hold their nuclear deal negotiations, and two of their senior military officers were killed in syria by Us/isreali air strike .
China ain't interested in any world war , they have thrown Russia under the bus with that fake military alliance declaration they did before the Ukraine invasion, China is not ready to invade Taiwan any time soon, cos the Chinese doesn't want to imagine the crazy and damaging sanctions that have hit Russia be slammed on them too by United States and Europe who are among China biggest export markets.
If US and Europe bans Chinese exports, and sanctions their companies , that will be instant death and burial of the Chinese Economy and Empire.

One of the best so far on nairaland.

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