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Islam for Muslims / Re: She Made Love To Me (In Ramadam Kareem) by Dammyray(m): 9:50am On Sep 05, 2009
Guy truly its not right , but just bone nam, after all its already done, the only thing remaining for you is how to confuse your girl, cux that might make her not to trust you on anyfin again
Celebrities / Re: Michael Jackson To Be Buried Today by Dammyray(m): 9:49am On Sep 05, 2009
redsun:

It is true,some how one can see the face of micheal in his.Or is it doctored?Probably Micheal did some surgery on him too.

oan don carry vatilago come here aain abii?
abeg make ona leave the man make him go rest jare
Romance / Re: Why Do Ladies Ask "do You Love Me" When You Start To Smoosh Them? by Dammyray(m): 6:02pm On Sep 04, 2009
What do you expect guys too say, atlest to get the dew dew don , i must talk watin my mama no send me nahhhhhhhh
grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Face Book Wahala by Dammyray(m): 5:52pm On Sep 04, 2009
Ebon u heart, abeg see my profile make u im me, becux meself i wan stop but its not easy
teach me how to
Romance / Re: Face Book Wahala by Dammyray(m): 5:48pm On Sep 04, 2009
Ebonyeyes:

Girl it aint that hard I was an addict but deleted my account because I suddenly realised what a waste of time it was grin

Waste of tym fb
Romance / Re: Guys And Girls Talk by Dammyray(m): 5:44pm On Sep 04, 2009
Hmmm

iice:

Yeah, how much money he has and how to milk him tongue

Or how much money she has and if she could help you out tongue

,

interesting
Romance / Re: Office Dating by Dammyray(m): 5:31pm On Sep 04, 2009
ubong ekpe:

To me i do not really encourage it, espercially if u guys are of the same profession, but if it happens, I see it as infatuation

Dont let it happen
Romance / Re: Guys, What Happened To Treasure? (wooing) by Dammyray(m): 5:02pm On Sep 04, 2009
TOPE2000!:

Lmao . . .excatly grin

Lmao
Romance / Re: Gone Are The Days by Dammyray(m): 4:57pm On Sep 04, 2009
Ebonyeyes:

Tell that to the guys who call you frigid and cold hearted because you say no undecided Your genders caused this.

LOL
But they also want's it,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Banned From Buying New Players Till January 2011 by Dammyray(m): 3:51pm On Sep 03, 2009
It serves them right grin grin grin by me, e don tey wey dem don dey do am

Up Man U
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Dammyray(m): 12:31pm On Aug 28, 2009
Emperoh:

UEFA Draw? I am indifferent. . . . .i have learnt not to underrate teams
and also not to be too expectant or otherwise of United.
Just that Sauron has a way of making u confident and most times his predictions come true!!

One game at a time. . . the best i can expect tomorrow is a draw. Its too early for this fixture
Arsenal is firing on all cylinders, we are struggling a bit but cos we are home, we should fight thru.
All in all, United's problem isn't chance creating, its tucking them in. . . we have enough potentials for tomorrow.
So lets see how it goes. . .it will surely be a good game. . . .looking forward to it!


i also know its not going to be an easy game, but for the fact that where playing @home thats an upper hand for wee
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Dammyray(m): 12:26pm On Aug 28, 2009
HNIC:

@tkb417,
Story, story!
Listen to Cristalz tongue
voice of wisdom!
Meanwhile, heard Obertan may be unleashed on us tomorrow
I laugh in Ijebu grin grin grin


Why in Ijebu grin grin grin that my own na Ijesha own
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester Utd (2) Vs Arsenal (1) On Saturday 29th August by Dammyray(m): 8:39pm On Aug 27, 2009
AccoPen:

Guys, i saw these somewhere. How true are they?

Question: What do you call a Manchester United fan with half a brain?
Answer: Gifted. Because others have less

Question: What's the difference between Alex Ferguson and God?
Answer: God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson.

Question: What's the difference between a Man-U fan and a Vibrator?
Answer: A Man U fan is a real d**k

Question. Two Man-U fans jump off a cliff. Which one hits the ground first?.
Answer. Who gives a F**K!

Question: What do Man-U Fans and sperm have in common?
Answer: One in 2,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

Question: What do you get if you see a Man-United fan buried up to his neck in sand?
Answer: More sand.

Question: What happened when Newcastle got relegated?
Answer: 45,000 more Man-U fans fools

Question. What's the similarity between Manchester United and a 3-pin plug?
Answer. They're both useless in Europe.

Why did u bring it here urself?, those it make's any sence to u
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Wigan (0) Vs Manchester United (5) On Saturday 22nd August by Dammyray(m): 5:29pm On Aug 22, 2009
Yes course we must't play Arsenal with that the spirit of our last 2 matches
Celebrities / Re: Try Advice 9ice by Dammyray(m): 1:17pm On Aug 20, 2009
His he the director?
Celebrities / Re: Rest In Perfect Peace! Remi Abiola by Dammyray(m): 1:12pm On Aug 20, 2009
r i p
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by Dammyray(m): 4:24pm On Aug 16, 2009
~Sauron~:

Carrick, Fletcher and Anderson raped Fabregas, Denilson, Nasri and Song last season.
The result at the Emirates was 3-1. . . . . .Where's your retentive memory?

Just like Arsenal can never beat a Chelsea side with Essien and Drogba. . . .Arsenal can never beat United if Carrick, Fletcher n Anderson start.

leave them mak dem dey talk lik mumu dia
Webmasters / Re: Check Out This Site by Dammyray(m): 6:28pm On Aug 13, 2009
Yea have seen it.u did a good job
Religion / Re: Have You Praised Him Yet, Today? by Dammyray(m): 10:48am On Aug 13, 2009
Yea i have but its never much


Oh lord i thank you for all what you'v been doing for me and my house hold and for waking us all up today in your blessings and honour Lord i give thanks ooo
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Glo Interview For 2pm Today by Dammyray(m): 10:45am On Aug 13, 2009
@poster if you dey hear tinrinrin tanranran no fiar oo na watin u go take make am be that

Best of lucks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Glo Interview For 2pm Today by Dammyray(m): 10:43am On Aug 13, 2009
You be oniranu grin grin grin shocked shocked, tell us where u work and your acheivment's , Ode

Mr breathless see yourself

This might sound shocking, but its d truth. Don't go there 4 any offer if u want 2 build a career 4 urself. That place is a career killer. In case u dont know people are struggling 2 leave. if u doubt me, come back 2 dis forum n tell us your experience n confirm if it is wat u 'll expect of an organisation of dat magnitude. if its customer service, u'll end up in d call centre picking calls from deluded customers, if na sales, ahh, just buy ur "coffin". markerting, b ready 2 while away ur time gisting. i can go on.
However, if its ur 1st job, take n move on after 1yr if ur sanity is still intact. anything longer dat, u r diminishing. kapish?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Glo Interview For 2pm Today by Dammyray(m): 10:36am On Aug 13, 2009
I wish you the best of lucks,
Food / Re: Pls Help!am Starving by Dammyray(m): 4:23pm On Aug 12, 2009
You go reach edo b4 you go see that type of food
Phones / Re: Police Arresting Guys With Opera Mini/mod On Their Phones by Dammyray(m): 4:17pm On Aug 12, 2009
People of nairaland make ona fiar God oo, how police tak no watin your friend dey do ontop him fone, and again shey na dis our naigeria police wey most of them no go school come sabi wetin dem dey call opera mini


Guy small small jare
Career / Re: Job Terminated B/c I Refuse To Date My Boss by Dammyray(m): 1:33pm On Aug 11, 2009
Pls dont go back my sister God that made you get this , will surly provide a 1 of better pay
Food / Re: What Are You Eating/drinking Right Now? by Dammyray(m): 9:40pm On Aug 10, 2009
am eating fibre active biscuite and a sachet water .feel me?
Politics / Re: Nigerians Hated In South Africa, Watch Video by Dammyray(m): 9:38am On Aug 07, 2009
In this type of situation i still wonder why some people still say things like this
Events / Re: Are You Born In The Month Of August? Sign Up Here.the Leos And Thr Virgos. by Dammyray(m): 7:14pm On Aug 01, 2009
Sorry@all, , not here to ruin the fun but please help me ask 1 of my sister wey dey here , she forget her birthday ni or watin , she first write 3 then now 1, Me i no be august , happy Birthday to you all sha
Celebrities / Re: Rkelly Denies Duet With Tuface Idibia by Dammyray(m): 8:55pm On Jul 29, 2009
tu- fraud i accept that
Romance / Re: Facebook Has Ruined My Relationship by Dammyray(m): 9:51pm On Jul 22, 2009
Since you said you told him and he refuse , i fink somfin is wrong

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