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who is this irpheezy?

How dare you attempt to insult our NL couple?

We invited you to name your crush and you came here tongue-lashing..

You have offended the Lords of the land and you must pay for it.
I wonder how you'd be able to survive their wrath..


Abeg, who is crushing again jare?

lol at the topic

The fact is; all these points are for first timers (I mean when you want to get a lady laid for the first time).

All your 11 points have worked before. They are working now and they will continue to work after we are gone.

Circumstance, type of girl, nature of girl and her mood will determine which lines to use out of these 11.

But point-11 is a joker. Even Mitchell Obama can fall for point-11 if properly administered.

I can bet it with you that all the ladies fronting "fish-brain" here since, have falling for some or all of these points at one point or the other. That is NL for you. All of us sabi front die

But then, there are other points sha ooo

Maybe if you give us other angles to his face, we might be more accurate in our assessments.

But then, based on what I can see here, I give him a 7. And that could easily turn 8 if his hair cut was on point. He looks tall too.

Idowuogbo: Pick a date

It depends on your schedule

Idowuogbo: Born again? Meaning? Less runz ba?


Happy new year damilolo!

Yes maa'm,

Continent of the season

Of course, I have admired quite a few here on NL. But its mostly by their posts.

I have not met any female NLer physically before...

Maybe Idowu would be my first...

kitty kat: its an animal. could be easily domesticated. also d roast meat is a delicacy in southern nigeria. maybe thats what they r talking about.

What!!! Roast meat?

Maybe Lalaosky would be interested in being the roast meat.

As for me, I'm out.
I have badosky and sanb issues to battle already. I will surely not include being a roast meat as part of the deal.

sanb: Hahaha just changed it back for you; so I’ll not have to face the wrath of badosky; in fact not anytime soon...That shows you're not off badosky’s trouble; not just yet...


I love you dammytex,
..........from badosky

Don't worry, I will always DECODE and get your message. I SEE YOU!!!!

Somehow, if we rewrite and re-arrange "basosky" we can always get a "sanb" with the exception of the letter "N"..

And guess where the letter "N" is; "N-airaland"

Don't worry I still decode. I guess we are both off the hook of badosky then.
So, what next? I write my own version of xynerise's letter?

Or don't I know the meaning of antelope again?

This one that everybody yearns for antelopes...

This one that all the ladies are running away from me..

Maybe I should kuku propose to sexkillz..

Because I must write my own promise letter to my lover come January 2014..

SAFO: OP as long as u find him attractive, what does it matter?

@dammy, u sabi the role too well

which role be that bruv?

sanb: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha can't stop laughing in fact Hahahahhaha Lol again...just cracked my ribs with laughter...yeah right; your key board keeps changing the character ehh; hahahhahah oh my days Lol...this is just tooooooo funny. You know what; I’ll help you out there. Now here's a brand new keyboard just presented to you from moi and that'll help you change the name back to Badosky...... and you know what, she’s a well-deserved nice lady; and not a troublesome one.....

HAAAA
everybody, come and see oo. The brand new keyboard Sanb gave me has this inscription underneath:

I love you dammytex,
..........from sanb


Thank God, I'm off ID's trouble.
Now, its your turn to face the wrath of badosky...

sanb: Until you give it a try, you wouldn't know.....

Okay, lets give it another trial then..

dammytex weds ido_ _ _sanb

dammytex weds sanb

sanb weds dammytex


It is not me ooo, my keyboard keeps changing the characters. I'm typing I...D...O.., the keyboard is changing it to S..A..N..B..

Me, I no want Badosky wahala oo

So, this kind thin don start for Nairaland again?

Wait..
Let me fetch my landlord's picture for your assessments..

Idowuogbo: Hun hon hun

hmmmm
Wait, let me check if this rhymes...

Idowuogbo weds dammytex
OR
dammytex weds Idowuogbo
Or
badosky weds dammytex

My sister, e never gel...e no gel...

By the way, if I go ahead, I'm not sure I will make it to my next birthday by the time you start to badosky me at home

I'm not even sure sef.

maybe.....

I no know abeg...

***After reading this****

If to say I no dey try claim big boy, I for cry...

Some sense bruv

In short, me sef I wan do..

Please, is there any available lady in the house who will like me to post a write up (about us) like this next January?
please signify by saying "hun hon hun hon..."

@op,

Did you say male friend? A list of male friends to a female could be endless.

Or do you mean boyfriend?

And are you even asking question or you are suggesting?

How I wan take remember now?

I guess by age 7, I was already jamming lips with a she.
Growing up also had some funny kisses here and there too though..

But the truly first kiss that I enjoyed was in uni days..