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Marry - none
Date-out - Liv Tyler (something about those eyes)
Dinner date - Jessica Alba
Walk by the park - Beyonce
clubbing - Megan Good
Vacation - Scarlett Johansson


Don't bother yourself, they all have NOTHING in common.

My own is simple sha...

Judging from where we are coming from with the performances of the Super Eagles in the recent past, I think last night's match wasn't that bad. They looked a little bit cohesive especially the attack department. If this team is kept, with Mikel being the captain and expelling Yobo, I think they've got a better chance in the future. Echiejile must "up" his game and Moses should be interchanged with Musa while Uche gets to come on in the 2nd half. Obiora, Onazi and Ogude should fielded based on current form also.

To me sha, the team wasn't that bad. Playing together overtime would surely make them better and stronger. I even enjoyed the game sef. In the 1st half, I was impressed with the touches and style on the ball from the super eagles. Except for Ogude's roughness, their game looked clean.

Let's hope they improve against Zambia.

The first picture is LAUTECH Senate Building.

Ibadan seem to be looking up a bit. The pics I see here make the city look neat as against my belief of Ibadan being unkempt.
And how is that overhead bridge at Mokola roundabout? Is it completed now?

http://www./f37/dpr-interview%3B-how-did-go-guyz-68547/index355.html

luvable sam: i tot they were extinct,well for me i wud rather not wear a singlet cos i guess they wud be crudely uncomfortable..

A tucked in formal shirt without singlet does not feel too smooth. A net singlet gives a well aerated underlay on a sunny atmosphere.

Not sure about Heart companion song...

but I do like some breakup songs

Whitney's "why does it hurt so bad"
Celine's "why o why"
Luther Vandross' "once were lovers and apologize"
Usher's "separated"
Toni Braxton's "yesterday"
Shola Ama's "this time next year"
Monica's version of "right here waiting for you"

Shollypopz: 1.) Big tummy

2.) Faking the American accent *if I should talk on this issue ehn....*

3.) Flashy designers (Gucci belt, Gucci wristwatch, Gucci shoe, Gucci shirt, everything na Gucci!!) *God forbid*!!

4.) If u're not Dangote or Adenuga, pls Nigerian guys save me d bullsh1t on how rich u are.....I'm not looking for anyone 2 take care of me!!

5.) Not giving me an opportunity to talk in a conversation, over sabi guys. Na them dey hold the conversation on their own.

6.) Extremely sensitive guys!! Jesus Christ of Nazareth, these are the most annoying set of guys alive and they always put up the "I'm tough" act ....Fvcking P*ssy a*ss niggas!!

7.) Trying to say something Nigerian/African when I tell you I'm Nigerian. Be yourself, saying "how far" or "I have a Nigerian friend" or "my roommate is Ghanaian" doesn't give u any point in my book!

8.) If u walk up to me sagging, in snap back hats, ear rings and over size t-shirt....I'm going to TB Joshua's church for prayers. Iyanma!

9.) If you have hair on your chest as a guy, pls cover that sh1t!! Button up or smthn and stop torturing the rest of the world with that disgusting sight..... eeww, so not cute!

I actually do not think point 7 is that bad, especially when you live in a country where you see only a few Africans/Nigerians around.

luvable sam: [b][/b][b][/b] LOLz do they stil wear net singlets in the 21st century?? very funny

Of course. Right now, I'm wearing a M&S net singlet and I still have about 3 more packs untouched in my wardrobe.
It's actually recommended for those that sweat a lot once they are outside of the AC...

I want to believe your definition of "working class ladies" would be women that are professionals or women with their careers rolling.

Still, you are very wrong.

Maybe you need to relocate to Lagos. These days, our guys are seriously going out for ladies that will cushion the intensity of their expenditures...

You sef imagine this;

1st born: Nitori-iteoluwakiisilailai (short form: kiishi)
2nd born: Oluwafigbaye-eminikan (short form: figba)
3rd born: Oluwatamiloreatata (short form: tamilore)

Abeg how dem wan't take write JAMB. The character spacing on the form no go reach naaa. And surname never dey ooo...

Wao....

Am I sure I can beat this guys when I get to my forties.

But these guys are very rich now. Abeg free me..
They are celebs. Their bodies are part of showbiz. Then can afford personal trainers, dietists and doctors who offer them customized services.

If dem born them well, make dem wake up for 5am, drive 2 hours to work, configure routers, BTS, BSC, MSC servers morning till night everyday for 25 years if dem belle no go dey touch steering.

mtcheewww

masterpiecer: Mix feelings;
1st is rage, on tthe sight that you car got scratched and that would make spend some money on repair.
But after that come the feeling of great affection that your kids realise how much you mean to them and they wanted to let you know but as children would always be michievious, they showed in a rather awkward but most odd way. Damn d car, its got a price but their affection is priceless

Ohhhh; beautiful....

To tell you how true these things are...

Reading it alone makes my head come down and I'm smiling to my laptop..

kitty kat: You once described urself as hairy and bald on a certain thread on NLD.

Really, can't remember again oo. Not really bald sha. The hair just dey take style reverse small small from the front. lol



And why haven't I been banned till now.

I'm warning you oooo

Ban me now oooo ehn ehn...

Idowuogbo: yes!

And are you saying yes to every hair on my body?

Idowuogbo: we know! u look hairy.

Really?

Okay, do you also know that my hair is very silky and very soft and black?
And do you also know; it goes grey when I'm excited?

since you know everyyyyyyyyy

How are you sure he wants commitments? How long has he been in SA? How long does he have left?

I once stayed in J'burg for a while and a lot of SA ladies always want to marry 9ja guys even when they talk them down. But the fact is; some guys probably have other emotional commitments back home.

Ask him exactly why he likes you and why he's dating you.
Just make sure it's not for sexua.l benefits only.

Happy birthday Tash...


Can anyone tell me why this song is coming to my mind




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRqdXqk4Q_c



I bind the devil in Jesus name

Ishilove: Your left nyash...

I hope you know it's hairy...

After watching everybody for a while now, I can say that everybody here has derailed on this topic starting from Seun, Sexkillz, Ogugua and everybody else.

The thread says Seun: what are the guidelines for banning someone

Seun derailed by hailing Sexkillz
Sexkillz derailed by sending us to his signature
Ogugua derailed by.....I no even know sef
Me sef, I'm derailing now

So Seun
please ban all of us. Ban sexkillz, ban Ogugua, by me, ban everybody and finally ban yourself for all have derailed and come short of the terms and conditions of Nairaland.

I'm waiting ooo, if you no ban us ehnnn...

vizboy: Well the fact is fifa gave it to messi but to me ronaldo is the best just my personal opinion. If fifa know these was not bais they would have put it online for all football loving fans to vote just like goal.com does rather than allowing just a few bias coach and players to vote

And what do you think would happen when all the football fans in China vote for only one player? Do you think it would still be fair?

I personally think derailing should only attract hiding of posts unless it becomes consistent after warning.

The truth of the matter is; if we are going to be enjoying NL, especially Romance section, we have to derail on some topics at some points. That's the fun that comes with the forum although I believe we must be matured about it.

But then why the @op sef come dey lament?
E be like say the thing pain you small as dem ban you.
on behalf of our abino boss, we say "we are sorry"

ha ha!!!

Na thread be this?

Okay what do you want us to tell you now? How can we be the best option to explain to you what she meant. Na we tell you?
You no go back go ask your mama wetin she mean, you are here asking NLers.

No be your fault, na Sexkillz weh never lock this thread sef.
mtcheeww

Simply creative

kitty kat: Dammytex used no 11 on me

And.....

Even the 35 secs I spent reading this post dey vex me.

Must everything come on Nairaland? Why not ask Google?

For a girlfriend, I doubt it..

For my wife, I think I can especially if she's pregnant..

It's possible, but you'd have to ask God..