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This is cracking me up..

You sef see the names of the five nominees now

Nosa gold sounds like a houseboy's name.
Lalaosky sounds like a NURTW tout named Alao.
CFCFan; does this look like a name to you. Okada riders support Chelsea
Duke_Nija: Tell me one duke in Naija if you are not confused..

BUT


Lucenzo sounds latin/spanish/Italian like a sweet word


Teacher: class, use the word Lucenzo in a sentence..

Class: Lucenzo, ven y ámame por favor

lucenzo: Lucenzo is trending on nairaland like #4moreyears was trending on twitter. Thanks to all.



Vote lucenzo
Vote vision 2020

The king has woken up from sleep beside queen Achukwunet..
All hail the king...

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Waiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!



Hold up hold up. . . .


https://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh6w7rkc9r1qc47qq.gif[/quote]Is that not Christina Aguilera's "Can't hold us down" video?

I still don't understand how dopejemi, freshdude and 2legit2qwt are not in this finals and we have Igbo-studying Poly-ites from Ilaro here.

Fingers are truly not equal..

See the calibre of people that are voting for Lucenzo..

past beauty queens = Ogugua etc
present beauty queens = Achukwunet, sweetlemon etc
past beauty kings = dammytex
even albinos are voting him..


Who you come be?

achukwunet: Lucenzo has my vote....

Sorry ogugua88 <3

You see, the queen has declared whom she wants by her side as her king

CFCfan: @ Dammytex: who be the Igbo-studying candidate?

#teamCFCfan#

Did you answer the question with your name?

****wakes up from sleep and gives a long yawn*****


After going through the thread again this morning,
I must say a big congratulations to Lalaosky. I never believed he could be a stiff compettion for the eventual winner which is Lucenzo.
@Lalaosky, I did not know you had so much fan base here on NL. It shows you are a good person. Thumbs up dude. Of course you were part of my famous 10.

So, where are we on the Igbo-studying Ilaro Poly-ite?
Damn!!!!people are still voting him. Oh my God, should I cry?

kandiikane: Lmaoooo! Ofcourse you did. I know you.

Well, when God created me, he gave me the lips of all the siblings I never had.

So, why didn't it occur to me that you could be this pretty.
I'm sorry for mis-thinking.

ogugua88: Loooool

Does that mean you want it on the lips? No way, stop pushing your luck..

Hitting my Kenny G playlist for the night...

We'll complete the rest tomorrow.
Nice hanging out with you guys...


Now I can go back to my dreamssssssss


Eh ehn, @Ogugua, in the dream, do you want me to peck you goodnight by the cheek or just forehead? Although I always prefer forehead....

kandiikane: Come on, we(the females, ofcourse) made the female contest lively. You guys need to step up.

The fact is; it wasn't only the ladies that cheered the female contest. We also joined. You know why; the competition was worth it from the beginning. I saw a lot of pretty ladies. Imagine the five eventual finalists, they were Muahh...

When it was the turn for the guys, it wasn't really mouth-watering and that's a fact. Only a very few contestants looked okay. In fact, I still prefer myself to some of the finalists here if I could only send in my pictures. But then, its their turn now. Trust me, if we had a lot of drop dead gorgeous looking guys, It would be a lot livelier than this.

As you can see, its only Lucenzo that I can see really making it. Others look okay but we are talking about Mr Nairaland here...

ogugua88: Lmao na wa o. My other husbands might disapprove.

I will just pay them off then...

So congrats, you finally have me

cinammon: Looool,I know jus wot u r talkin abt nd I totally agree

You think so? So, what's his name then?

ogugua88: Since CFC said it, let him take me. Obudu Mountain Resort please

I'd rather take you to either Islands of Tuvalu or Tonga. Over there, I promise to give you a beautiful daughter. Can you tell how beautiful she'd be? She'd have your skin colour and hair as long as she's got my eyes and my charm..

What do you think?

Deal?

kandiikane: LOl

Kandi sweety, I hope we are still friends pls?

ogugua88: Why India?

Would you like me to take the dream to Isi-alangua?

Ha ha, what's this nau..

Am I not supposed to be sleeping peacefully?
Why am I dreaming that I'm holding hands with Ogugua singing Indian songs on the streets of Bombay with the whole pack of NLers singing after us...

Am I sure I want to wake up....

As my papa never build company for Lagos, I dey go sleep. I no wan enter office again with red eye.


But then, please I don't want to be back here when the day breaks to see you people voting for our Poly-ite..

In short if Polyman wins Mr Nairaland, I will castrate myself. Period.
Good night.

ogugua88: I WIN! So far I'm two for two. #TeamOracle #TeamFace

As my prize, I receive Lalaosky as a second husband.

After me right?

kandiikane: You seriously need to stop! Wtf! We are in the finals now and people voted!

LAILAI, I stop NOT until people here open their eyes..,borlor and handsome does not go together...


By the way, is this Poly brother your candidate? What's his name then?

kindabigg: Lalaosky, why your head come big like this nau?
Obrigado origado be your middle name?

i bin think say na only me see am. oh boy that head ehn..(it is well)

ogugua88: Yes boss.



You're 5'11.

You be winch? How did you know?

I PLEAD THE BLOOD OF JESUS

Final scores (in my mind)

1st = Lucenzo with 64 votes
2nd = Lalaosky with 47 votes
3rd =

***In short, I don't care about the rest sef****

All I know is; this Igbo-studying brother from Ilaro Poly must return our votes..
so,

5th = Ilaro Poly-ite with -86 votes

See ladies dashing our guys height..

na wa oo

ehn ehn, we no tell you..?

Non-romance section Nairalanders are beginning to come here to vote for king Lucenzo.

I know you guys like their personality, intelligence, diligence and commitment etc

This is a pageant, let the overall best looking contestant win.

When we get to the appropriate award sections, we will vote for them.


For example, if one of these contestants is to win Mr Nigeria next year, who would you expect the candidate to be? So, why can't you vote him now as your Mr Nairaland? Or na the Poly brother you wan vote again?

To the ladies..


Are you a little bit satisfied with our finalists? We manage try small shebi? (of course with the exception our Igbo-studying brother from Poly Ilaro)

sexkillz: [color=#000030]If you have been lucombobulated say uh hun, uh hun. . .
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uh hun uh hun

Oh my God, I mistakenly strolled to the first page again and I saw his pics again. But bros why na?

Ok, let me give you guys a clue. Look at the five contestants again; who resemble mumu or borlor pass?

rokiatu: Lucenzo is handsome. But I vote for Lalaosky.

Why?

....And the giant door opens..
The King steps unto the podium..
And there was a loud voice shouting "ALL HAIL THE KING LUCENZO"
And the king waves to everyone with his pretty queen Achuwunet beside him..



And I'm proud to say I was alive during the reign of our king, king Lucenzo the 1st....