₦airaland Forum

Dammytrager reporting live from ife.


The School community seems a little bubbly and busy as final year students are busy working on their final projects, Every one of them is married to their laptops.
60% of the students on campus are final year students.

Angola and Moz are as dry as desert as the porters won't let even an ant into the hall buh after a lot of persuading and begging they let me in for view checking n I must say its a very nice hostel with neat toilets unlike awo, on the use of hotplate, its legal until you are caught using it, na coded levels.

Faj, Akintola, ETF, Moremi and alumni are mostly occupied by final year students unlike the ever radical awo which has never ceased from doing aro, advice to female freshers, BEWARE OF AWO! I repeat, BEWARE OF AWO.

On the best network to use I think etisalat and glo should top the list, airtel has been fucking up since yesterday buh thank God its now responding as it'd what m using to pass this message across, as of those of you that has been using #2000 to subscribe, just relax when you get to campus, you'll use #500 to get 4Gb.

As on water, water is flowing in all the halls are the water is very okay, buh I cannot guarantee on the electricity yet as there have been no light since yesterday and as I speak, na hustle I hustle charge phone today.

In a nutshell, The Entire OAU community is preparing for the sacrosanct entry of its fresher's as they have already started cleaning up Angola and moz, and fellowships are already mobilizing and strategising on how to attract fresher's to their fellowships.

#Lastbullet
Those of you coming from Lagos Hold at least #1700 on the 17th as ur transport cos fuel has now turned to gold.
other news shall come later.
*zooms off*

davidbanner:
who notice: DammyTrager 'n' Timmytimmy + some key members no dey active like b4.... this na wetin oau cause ooo.... Any 1 who sees dem online should pls encourage them....
* ibere ki so ni se afe ni to ba se dopin * #yoruba adage.
#Banner said so...

lol...na lowkey things o...OAU don break our ribs

1Churchboi:
Digital ko professional ni.

How bout the eportal bro?

Any notice?

Hehe...nothing yet o, seems you'd have to resume on the 17th

dejii01:
Your signature thou

hehe!!!..,its an understatement of d real picture

Timmytimmy:
Lmao

Me and you both bro.

na so na so


Better to face the unknown on Sunday than to face shame at home

kvngjoker:
Oau has finally announced it on their website!

in fact let them tell the world, as far as am concerned am not aware of the news

Sunday things

1Churchboi:
Lmao.

Baba your gate scanner is malfunctioning.

Na Eeengene Oyel dey worry am.

hehe...my gate doesn't use oil


Its digital

1Churchboi:
Lmao

Oga EEE.
Which year una do that one?
Last i checked na dog chain you use lock your gate.

Hehe!!!...na of recent o, it must have seen something in you mayb that's why it didn't open for you...

1Churchboi:
Boss boss.

This your barb wired fence is a bit higher than i thought!

Call Kamoru make e come open gate for me.

Hehe!!!...my gate dy scan person gene before e open, but not to worry I will deactivate it

Haha!!!...


1Churchboi you are sighted


Come outside

*pacing around the room*

*Prays my dad doesn't buy punch today*

I wish my ancient Boss long life, more blessings and of course you'll never be short of babes

HBD

XXX5

Hehe!!!...After all the resumption tension was brought down by our very own unreasonable school management, it is without doubt that everyone is Maniacally bewildered, except those who haven't secured bedspace of course.

Starting the countdown about some 250 days ago and I never thought for once that anything could affect the countdown, and after they have decided to extend our stay at home, I think there is need to update the countdown as some people have mentioned earlier.

I feel grieved cos I thought I would finally rest after a Job well done in about four days buh I forgot we are dealing with OAU, the home of unreasonable behavior as someone mentioned earlier. On a final note, Lemme end with obahiagbon's word

This is a case of Extromophile per excellence, Animalistic pugnacious, Cataliptic parakpoism, Meticisine statism, Ecocentric chauvinism, Epileptic Nepotism and I am ovagastly flabawhelmed

The man is impotent

hausadreturn:
dont worry dude. We dey kampe.
Are u really from d north.

lol...No, just saying that maybe they'll have pity on me

Kendzyma:
Wdf!

Haha...seems its an aro o, if its not on oau website or oaupeeps by this time tomorrow then its better to disregard the info

Timmytimmy:
Pele.

At least I can take solace in the fact that some people have it worse

Dammytrager, we'll see on campus. I'm leaving this Friday.I am not going to tell my parents anything and I don't feel remorseful about that. I won't standby and let OAU run me over in this my street. The way I see it, two weeks in school can be a blessing.

No p bro, Buh am concerned about something, seems we filled our parent's phone number when we were filling the bio data, if they text our parents about it, kasala don burst be dat

PHgirl:
She isn't even aware.

You want to escape house chores abi, I will call her and tell her myself

PHgirl:
Sounds workable, but is OAU that considerate? What if they apologise for inconveniences and tell you to find your way to a low budget hotel? 'Nways, if your plan works out, holla.

Hehe!!!...My sister its a risk o, don't compare yourself with a guy so cherre nunu and help mumsi in the kitchen till 17th

PHgirl:
You don't mean that. Where will you keep your belongings?

Whatever it turns out to be, I know I will survive.

In fact some stalites should still be on campus sev, if I tell them am from the North and I didnt get the postponement news, you think they won't let me stay?

Besides am not going to be the only fresher that'll come am sure of that, Nothing can stop me, my may3 still stands.

Omo mi ife yaa

Whoa!!!...so the shii is bleeping real.

I really can't find the right words to describe how I feel right now.

How can they just change the resumption date when its just 4 days to resume, are they God?.

Anyway that's their own date o, my body, mind and soul is already set for Sunday so m going on Sunday whether they open hostels or not, worst come to worst I will sleep in the classes.

lezi:
Guys,the news going around is that our resumption day has been shifted to may 17th.I'm devastated.source of info was from professor salami,D.V.C.

I'm currently staying with a lecturer,my uncle's friend in mayfair junction,ife.They had a meeting and she related the outcome to him.Anger and dissapointment is a small thing when compared to what i'm feeling right now,I'm outraged.
I feel like grasping omole by the throat,become a vampire and suck every pant of his blood dry.He is cruel to us freshers! ,but I think I understand,they all got to rest

All I know is that am leaving home on Sunday cos d whole area already knows am leaving for school.

Howbeit if am still found at home after Sunday...

I pray this is false o cos this is not my first time I am hearing this

.Beautiful!!!...Only if haters could try and add value to their lives and stop hating the world would have been a better place

E ma gbayi

Govvy:
tHIS IS MY ROOM TOO 08138841784

Really!!!...room 102?

Nigerians!!!...So because a guy trekked from Lagos to Abuja and was celebrated Nigerians have now turned it to be the order of the the day.
Won't be surprised if another person tries to do the same.
Jobless Fellow