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EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 12:04pm On May 12, 2015
ValourMiss:
Hello everyone!...it's been a while since i came here and this is attributed to the fact that i couldn't contain more of the So-called 'Aro' concerninq our new resumption date...that shii is capable of sendinq one to the ICU (Intensive Care Unit).I urqe y'all 'Arolites' to quit it please.#chanqes tone....I'm yet to meet a fellow accountinq aspirant...holla if you're One.
Hehe!!!...you could actually lead a female revolutionary as against this aro cos most of the victims are females.

So when ya ready, holla me lemme give you the address to the aro headquarters (awo).

smiley
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 11:58am On May 12, 2015
PHgirl:
Your gp will rise like bread in the oven. grin
Lmao!!!...that is a function f(x) of me, if I don't read my G.P will follow gravity and fall.
M still not satisfied
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 11:17am On May 12, 2015
PHgirl:
Pageants aren't my thing. cry

Silver and gold have I not, what I have I give unto you. smiley God will richly reward you if you do. You will resume May 17. No delays. Can I get an Amen?
Whether the devil likes it or not, I will resume may 17, so find another thing for me.
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 11:03am On May 12, 2015
PHgirl:
Believe you me, you will do nothing. smiley
@signature when will you go for miss nairaland.

how much will you pay if I vote her
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 10:45am On May 12, 2015
Bajide92:
Guys any info on ETF? cos i was posted there!!
Merits

The coolest hostel and neatest male hostel in OAU
Closest to new buka and new market
Less noise and almost no aro, as this you can comfortably bring your gf to your hostel wink

Dismerits

Farthest from Academics area, you'd wake very early if you don't want to be late for classes
Last to get news around the school
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 10:41am On May 12, 2015
lilchris04:
Morning to all OAU"streshers"! Lol. All eyes on the resumption date, ba? Prepare well. I pray my time would come soon. I'm still doing PD here in Moro. BTW, where's Chiamaka? It's been long she came here. I only see Dammytrager, TimmyTimmy & some other people I met on this site. Aunty Chiamaka if you're seeing this, I send my greetings oh. Bro Dammytrager & TimmyTimmy weldone too!
Hey bro, how is school?

I know by now, you'd have a story to tell about Moro.

I wish you the very best in your test and exams.
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 10:37am On May 12, 2015
crowniran:
dammy did u visit the top most floor of any block in awo?
I didn't, buh those up seems to be enjoying as they pour different kinds of water down and it may touch those on the ground floor, if you're on the ground floor in awo, don't open your food when you are cooking cos you don't know the kind of water that has entered.

Niran I know you to be a gentle guy, buh I bet you'd become radical after your stay in awo as the awo blood will diffuse through your blood stream, and the awo nature will be embedded in you.

Hehe!!!...Awo initiation
Date: May 17th
Time: 11:30 pm
Venue: Awo hall

grin
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 8:16am On May 12, 2015
MockinJay:
"On the 8th of May, OAU's VC Omole yet again shifted the resumption date assigned for incoming freshers. He claims the shift is as a result of complaints from some hostel's matrons. In a statement publicized by Mrs Tosin, head of all Matrons,"we are quite exhausted having to work for months without a proper rest. And we all made a conclusion that no one would work until a break is allocated for us". The new date for resumption is now 24th of May, 2015. We wish our freshers a journey mercy.
eiL.
whoa!!!...so the decision was made on the 8th of May and we are just hearing of it now, my brother you can do better than this.


Toongexa HBD, more blessings to come wink
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 12:03am On May 12, 2015
UPDATE: 005 days to go #Resumption 2014/15 academic session
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 11:10pm On May 11, 2015
Timmytimmy:
What does a pastor want to do to a person high on weed? Smoke with him? tongue

Don't assume that all of us need a pastor. Menstruating as a guy may need deliverance but not weed tongue
You need it more brother!!!

The demon in you has 7 lives...

a combination of Tb Joshua, Pastor Adeboye, Oyedepo should do d job


Goodnight
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 11:02pm On May 11, 2015
Timmytimmy:
Stubborn Dammy, at least i just bedwet. If not that I promised your mum not to tell anyone that you've been menstruating, I would have said it here. grin

You left Ife when i was leaving for it. angry
Lmao!!!...grin grin grin

Twas the weed you took that night, that's why you are not seeing the right thing....

Hope your mum has taken you to the Pastor

grin
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 10:54pm On May 11, 2015
uumm:
this one is extra true. I've seen the rats here in faj display splendid acrobatic skills... they know every crevice and corner. It's like they're the main residents of the halls. We're all just guests.
Lmao!!!...Exactly, they named a rat in awo Pascal, crazy dudes, those rats will stare at you like they also paid for bedspace...

plus there is no day they don't cook beans in a block, esp in awo
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 10:44pm On May 11, 2015
dejii01:
Thanks!



Rats? embarassed embarassed embarassed I can't stand them oh

Tell me you've seen Awo Self Help and it's neat embarassed



This is funny grin grin
I saw self help from a distance, I haven't gotten close to it, buh its a bit distant from the blocks and get used to the rats they are ur pals, you'll know in due time wink
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 10:43pm On May 11, 2015
Timmytimmy:
Dammytrager, greet mummy Kunle for me oh. Tell her not to forget my locust beans when resuming with you nextweek oh. grin
Sure, I also won't forget to bring your pampers along cos I heard you've not stopped bedwetting

grin
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 10:41pm On May 11, 2015
SignsDara:
We thank Baba o!aeeshat n babysmart part of ur list of gfs?
Haha!!!...m stranded oga, They are both sisters, and the bible warns, 'touch not my annointed'.


U can share yours na, I heard you're very generous cheesy
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 10:28pm On May 11, 2015
SignsDara:
The ever constant dammytrager,how una dey?How gfs?How prep dey go? wink
M okay.

M stranded, buh there is love in sharing grin

Hehe...going smoothly.

wbu?
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 8:51pm On May 11, 2015
dejii01:
Dammytrager,

How is campus?
Timmytimmy:
See this one ba, what will it cost you to collect his number? You want Dammytrager to comman be doing "Reporting Life From Ife" everyday.

So no be only me dey enjoy that thing cheesy

Dammytrager, how is campus? grin
hehe


Dammytrager reporting live from Lagos


Lmao!!!...came home this evening, I had to, it was urgent heard my wife put to bed...lol, I came for some stuffs


from my little experience in ogbafemi here is what I can say...*deep breathe*


The best place you can enjoy your fresher's life is Angola and moz, no beef, For those of you posted in awo, hehe!!!...rats has also a bedspace in awo, don't be surprised if you start feeling some ticklish touch on your hand, my brother you're not dreaming, its rats that is eating your hand, the toilets in awo is nothing to write home about, the only neat blocks in awo are 7 & 8, and beware of hotplates they can shock a lot, heard they shock only non virgins, buh there are less cases of theft in awo cos of the consciousness.

Faj has the same structure as awo buh, awo is wider than faj, faj has the highest number of theft in the school, so guys posted there should be very careful, Female halls look very good from the outside buh I don't know of the inside.

I can't buh marvel at the structures of the academic areas in OAU, buh its a pity those structures lack maintenance as most of the buildings look old and archaic already. When it comes to romance oau no dy carry last, there is a 90% probability of finding two lovers cuddling in any dark corners of the school, am not exaggerating.

Beware of Postgraduate hall as undergraduates are not welcomed there, Don't dare hit anybody on oau campus, it is not allowed, that's why you can see a fresher talking anyhow to a final year student, if you hit anyone physically, you might be paraded. For those asking what aro is, if you're a female, go to awo, pass thru block 2 n 3 or 6 and 7 m sure you'll write a book on aro when you get out.

As of the academic life, oau is not for the academically lazy, GP is not smiling nowadays, For those that think PD is tough, you've not seen anything, m not trying to scare anyone just want you to prepare your mind for real academic work.

in a nutshell, OAU is where you find the good the bad the ugly, you'll definitely meet people of like minds, if you're dirty and rass, your type are here, if you're neat and reserved, you'll meet your people, you'll definitely find your clique.
Enjoy your stay at home while it lasts cos when you get here, there is no going back.


Aluta continua!
Victoria Ascertia!


Any other news from oau should be reffered to omololujesu.
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 6:31am On May 11, 2015
UPDATE: 006 days to go #Resumption 2014/15 academic session
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 10:19pm On May 10, 2015
babysmart:
Funny thread smiley

Hope we won't pack our bags and hear dey've postponed it to 29th again sha undecided

wishing everyone a nice pre-resumption week. wink




@uumm...are u still in school?
angry
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 6:23am On May 10, 2015
UPDATE: 007 days to go #Resumption 2014/15 academic session
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 7:16am On May 09, 2015
UPDATE: 008 days to go #Resumption 2014/15 academic session
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 12:32pm On May 08, 2015
Treasureoluwaseun:
Pls, au many legal occupant do we av in awo hall room
In the blocks I think its 6 legal occupants per room
buh in the annexes I think its 8
I don't know of self help
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 6:56am On May 08, 2015
UPDATE: 009 days to go #Resumption 2014/15 academic session
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 4:32pm On May 07, 2015
Hayhorbhami:
Evening guys dz information goes to all Ogun State fresher's in the house...u guys should kindly drop ur numbers so DT u can be added on WhatsApp,where information concerning bursary, fresher's orientation/package, annual dues and other important issues shall be discussed
OMO OGUN.....ISE YA!!!!!
07010450449

grin
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 6:59am On May 07, 2015
UPDATE: 010 days to go #Resumption 2014/15 academic session
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 5:27am On May 06, 2015
UPDATE: 011 days to go #Resumption 2014/15 academic session
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m):
Dammytrager reporting live from ife


Two alleged thieves has been paraded today at about 2:00 pm, The two thieves confessed to the offence and are not students of the school. They were paraded in all halls of residence except moz and Angola halls, the parade were maximum at awo as the ever militant awoites ensured they received The Scientific Maximum Shishi(SMS) to the fullest while it was minimal at Alumni as the residents were reluctant in flogging them.

The General Secretary Elect sounded a note of warning all students to abstain from all illegal activities so as not to suffer the same fates as the miscreants who served as a scape goat today, and made sure that the case was not a case of mistaken identity as the two thieves were made to confess in public that they came to school solely to Steal and were made to apologize not to ever try such again.

#Lastbullet
I implore all freshers to be very careful on campus and abstain from all illegal business such as stealing or fighting as they are not condoned at all by the ever millitant students of the Obafemi Awolowo University.

Pictures below...
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 9:48am On May 05, 2015
PHgirl:
I'm a theoretical person. Tell me what will happen.
And, are there female freshers on campus?
Hehe!!!...If I tell you I would kill the suspense
Just go there, you'll surely survive.


grin
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 6:36am On May 05, 2015
ashhascash:
Any newly admitted Dentistry and Dental Surgery student here?
Baba o, how are you, you dy campus?
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 6:31am On May 05, 2015
UPDATE: 012 days to go #Resumption 2014/15 academic session
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 7:01pm On May 04, 2015
PHgirl:
Whyhuh
Hehe!!!...am a practical person Go there around 6pm your first experience should tell grin
EducationRe: The Obafemi Awolowo University Admission Thread For 2014/2015 Academic Session. by Dammytrager(m): 6:57pm On May 04, 2015
mikeczay:
DAMMYTRAGER
D U MEAN NO FRESHER CAN ENTA MALE HOSTELS NAW? WERE AR U STAYING THEN? CAN I COME B4 RESUMPTION?
If you're in Angola don't try it, you will sleep on the road... lol
If you're given stalites hostel and you can risk going there, you can talk to the guys there buh don't let the porters see you with loads.
Buh if you know anybody you can stay with then...
M staying at awo...
buh I'll advice you wait till 17th

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