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babysmart:
rotfl
I bet u're proud of d mosquitoes nd flies too....shioor!

hehe!!!...as long as they are in OAU they are great.
Don't lie can you compare the mosquitoes in your house to those in school?

9blast:
Did dammytrager jst type an epistle?!!! Who z next...Timmy? Well done y'all

if I don't defend my school who will?

babysmart:
mo wa pa jare, greatest philosopher
na past glory o. I no fit write another jamb,lemme just do jejely nd graduate...so u are back in skul,hopefully we'll resume dis week.

Call my school a Past glory again and I Promise you there will be a feast of OAU mosquitoes on you when you resume

babysmart:
It has now dawned on me that oau is just not the oba awon uni that it claims to be. Great ife great ife great ife.....what exactly is great about this school,pls? Is it because they have turned themselves to thunder that usually strikes? Or is it their extreme lack of maintenance of property and standard? Is it their non chalant attitude to the welfare of students? Or their inconsistency when it comes to dates of resumption or lecture times and venues? Someone pls enlighten me because i just do not seem to understand. It was my dream to be a student of this varsity, my mom is an alumnus and she was always telling me how great ife is, but,having spent roughly 2months in oau,I simply cannot tell what is great about the school. Is it just me? I feel like I simply wasted 3yrs of my life only to get admitted into a nightmare of a varsity. Well I can't change that now.


Good evening to everyone here, let's hope oau is sensible enough to release the authentic and 'nasu-agreed' resumption frm mid semester break date before tuesday.
#viewingin3D#

With all due respect I am disappointed that this piece is coming from a Great ife student, well am I surprised, this is a fresher speaking, The greatness of OAU is not a myth and I can boldly say OAU is not living in any form of Past glory, The greatness is not in the buildings nor infrastructure or is some form of abstract thing or is it in the hands of the management, The greatness of OAU is in the generality of the Great ife students and the onus lies on us to uphold that glory.

For you to say you don't see anything great in the school after spending roughly two months shows you are not observant and conscious of the environment in which you have stayed. May I put it to you all that with my two months in OAU I can say it anywhere that OAU is one in a million, it is a breeding ground for anything you want to become, it is a training ground for great men and achievers.

I don't know if you've noticed the equilibrium between the social, academic and spiritual life on campus, yeah!!! that's what we're talking about, I have had the opportunity to visit other universities and also have friends there too and I can boldly say that most of them envy us and wish they were here but they use the slow calendar to attack and beef us. This makes me ask if a fast academic calendar is a measure to knowing a qualitative University System? that's left for you to answer.

As great as USA is, they have a lot of issues they are battling with, there is no great Institution on earth without crisis and OAU is not an exception, may I let you know that OAU is not the only school having NASU issues at this point in time, I understand we are all pissed about the break but tarnishing the School's image on a public forum does not alleviate the issue at hand.

Babysmart this is not some form of attack or beef but I won't sit and fold my arms and let anyone talk trash about my school and in a few years time my alma matter, It is my duty as a great ife student to uphold and defend the integrity of Great ife and please I beseech us all to Always speak well of our school, if we tarnish the image of the school we are also not speaking well of ourselves as we are the constituents of the school and we might in the process of badmouthing discourage or kill the dream of a young individual that wants to attend the institution.

And if anyone feels coming to great ife is a waste of time, its not too late I tell you, you can still purchase another Jamb and try that school you think has a fast academic calendar and relate your experience there with OAU.

Peace

Whoa!!!...Nollywood is getting there

Dharniel:
you've got a weak bladder...

Lmao...you never see strong piss wey go hold you

I woke up from the bed just like every other morning, said my morning prayer and was already thinking of what to write on my blog for the day, Damilare! My Dad called out my name, I rushed out immediately to meet him in the sitting room, "I will be sending you to Ikoyi today" he said, Immediately my lips formed a perfect curve and I couldn't help but display my 32 brownish teeth with a smile as I knew some money would enter my pocket that day. After instructing of me what to do in Ikoyi, he handed the sum of #1,500 to me and went his way, no Instrument on earth could measure how happy I was at that moment in time.

After taking my bath and eating my breakfast, I left the house with my signature black Jean and wore a yellow and blue window pane shirt and left the top button undone exposing my undershirt and I complemented the dressing with my dark blue moksin shoe, "the girls go hear" I mumbled, I left the street with my shoulders high and walking like I just won a jackpot, Ikoyi things on point.

As a sharp economical Lagos boy, I couldn't take a bike or bus to the garage so I resolved to trekking. I was welcomed to the garage with the indistinct noise of a typical Lagos garage, the conductors were screaming of their destinations like their life depended on it, I managed to find a Bus going to Obalende CMS, I entered the bus and waited for it to be filled up, in no time, all the Passengers were complete. As the bus was about to leave Agege for Obalende Lo and behold, I felt a slight pressure on my bladder, This was the beginning of my tribulations, "I would urinate once I get to Ikoyi" I said to myself. As the Journey Progresses the Pressure increases and I started hoping the bus gets to the destination on time but I forgot I was in Lagos where traffic seems to be part of the traditions of the city.

I started feeling the pressure increasing by the minute and I being a shy guy couldn't tell the driver to stop for me to ease myself, I just kept to myself and was hoping we get to Obalende on time but the traffic was not helping matters.

On getting to the 3rd Mainland Bridge, the traffic seem to increase and so did the pressure on my bladder, it was so intense that I had to put my hand on Junior and start slapping my laps together, this made the lady beside me ask if I was alright, I formed a fake smile and assured her everything was alright. Right there in my mind I started making supplications to God and vowed not to ever stare at any girl's ass again if this cup should pass over me.

By the time the bus got to the middle of the bridge, I seem to have run out of luck as the traffic has gotten to its peak and there seem to be no movement at all, I thought of who I might have offended to deserve such treatment, my bladder kept knocking, my eyes became so red, my body temperature rose drastically to boiling point, my blood became so hot and I was sweating profusely inspite it was raining and everyone was complaining of cold, I was running Mad and I couldn't think straight again, I could no longer hold it in anymore and I raised the alarm in the bus, the driver made me understand that he can't drop me in the middle of the bridge, after much begging and persuasion, he insisted I hold it in and be a little patient, I was no longer in speaking terms with Patience and I threatened to urinate in the bus, other passengers pleaded with him to let me down.

After much begging, he stylishly came down and opened the door, I rushed down immediately and ran to the edge of the bridge like I was being chased I quickly unzipped my zippers and junior came out voluntarily and I felt a very great sensation as I was urinating into the Ocean, I felt like I was on Cloud nine, the pleasure I was getting was more than orgasm, the moment I was through with the exercise I felt a great relief and I couldn't help but put a smile on my face.

As I turned to return to the bus, Lo and behold almost everyone was looking at me from their cars and some were taking pictures, I was so embarrassed, as if that is all, when I entered the bus, almost everyone was laughing and even the pretty girl I was crushing on in the bus but who cares I just saved myself from public disgrace.

https://dammytragerwof./2015/07/18/how-i-almost-urinated-on-myself-in-a-bus/

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I had my first crush experience when I had just resumed SS1, her name is Victoria, She is a Pretty light calabar girl with brown eyes, her eyes could drive any man crazy, she was averagely tall(taller than me as at then), she has the perfect shape for her height and she keeps a low cut, She was my classmate. Whenever I set my eyes on her then, I would feel my heart playing stunts, it beats so hard and fast that the next person beside me could hear them, whenever she’s around me, sweat starts emanating from my body without control and I would feel something run down through my spine.

She seems perfect before me , everything she does and says seems right to me, sometimes I wonder if she’s human or an angel because her presence do have a particular effect on my body, I thought of her every minutes of my life, I was so drowned in this love, that whenever I look at the mirror, I see her instead of my reflection, I was running mad, I needed someone to tell me, I started losing control of myself as I would act irrationally around her just for her to notice my presence, I couldn’t concentrate in class, all my attention was drifted towards her, my grades were failing, I was losing focus.

I started acting in a funny way that it became obvious to the whole class and her that I had something for her but where is the courage to face and pour my heart to her maybe it would alleviate my condition, all the boldness I had in stock was not enough to face her. Everyday, I’d imagine and tell myself that I’d reveal what I feel for her, whenever I called out her name to let the words out, my liver would fail me, I’d automatically become dumb I’d promise myself to go and re-strategize but it wasn’t funny as the event became a recurring decimal in my life, Guys would tell me I didn’t have the liver then I’d wonder if I had a liver disease.

Weeks went by, before then I presumed the love I have for her would have grown so strong and heal my so thought liver disease and also give me the mind of a Lion and I’d muster the courage to face her and express my undying love for her, how wrong was I, I never knew the world was taking a different route with my thoughts. My so called Proclaimed love started diminishing like a punctured balloon, with time I stopped having all the illusions I used to have, Victoria stopped appearing in my dreams, the love is over I thought.

Then I queried myself, Is this really love? Does Love ever end? What do I call this experience I just had? These were the questions that bothered my mind, then reality dawned on me that what I just felt is a crush, Crushes are Temporary but True love is a Permanent Experience.


source: https://dammytragerwof./2015/07/14/my-first-crush-experience/

The mods should move this topic to the front page, as this is a very historic moment in OAU and Nigeria, This is an event that put Nigeria to a stop.

We must not allow this history to pass us by, mods this should be on the front page to sensitize everybody about anti cultism.


#ShunCultism
#AfrikalivesOn


Great Ife!!!
Articulate Ife!!!.

I just need a roommate that can impact positively to my life and one I can learn from.

Schooling is not all about the course, its more of the student's industrial skill and what he has to offer, after all the former president studied zoology which is no 4 on your list.
So Op in a nutshell, I think you are myopic in the list

If that's what he thinks, Crucify him not!

ashhascash:
Reminiscing mehn, jux lyk yesterday S/O to ma n!ggas dat made ma fresh year fresh @fattbabakay @ayomidearo @allen Moz days gone, mayb maintenance nxt Ma n!gga DammyTrager wassup, wat hostel?

Angola

UPDATE RESUMPTION ACTIVATED!!!


After 9 months of frustration
After 9 months of anxiety
After 9 months of restlessness
After 9 months of patience
After 9 months of waiting
After 9 months of endurance
After months of Answering different Questions lol
After 9 months Joblessness
After 9 months of imprisonment


OAU finally gave birth to another set of greatness, a set of accomplishment, a set of prestige, a set of completion.

The Journey starts now, the struggle begins, The race is set, It is time!!!
Time to shape our lives
Time to make a difference
Time to write our name on a platter of gold
Time to prove ourselves worthy
Time to go for the gold
Time to learn from the elders
Time to go to school



My brother my sister, remember the son, daughter, sister, brother, boyfriend and girlfriend of whom you are...lol as you go into the school don't get lost in the euphoria of resumption and liberty and do what you won't do when your parents aren't around

I wish all my fellow fresher's Happy Resumption.

Herta la Victoria, sempre!.



Dammytrager.

Princetngurl:
Yay yay #feelinelated#.....still observing though

When you are done Observing, let's have your Inference

Princetngurl:
Kai!!! Guy no talk day tin, no stab ma euphoric spirit abeg

The School was shut down in 2012 (can't remember the reason tho)
It was also shut down in 2013 (ASUU 5 months)
Same thing in 2014 (Fees hike 2 months)

We are in 2015 and nothing has happened.
Do you believe we can have a full session without any interference?

Now have I broken your Euphoric Spirit.

PHgirl:
I thought you said whether the devil liked it or not, you would resume on the 17th?
Didn't you mean it?

Lmao!!!...I was speaking with faith then.
We both know anything can still spring up, Esp when one of their lecturers have being kidnapped.


Heard there was a set which the school was shut down on their matric day, What will happen to all the rice and chickens ?

PHgirl:
Are you still angry at OAU?

Yes!!!...I wasted 9 months of my life.
.And who says they can't still postpone it.

That event turned OAU around buh its sardonic some people had to lose their lives.

Now in OAU, woe betides anyone with the slightest trace of cultism, infact no student dares raise a hand against another.

Conscious ife!
Great ife!

Leitner:
You've been a barcelona fan before I bought my first TV?. And you still dey write Jamb? . Na mortuary your mate dey o


•Who was the club's president before Sandro rosell?
•Who scored the winning goal for FCB. In the 2005/2006 champs Lge Final?

If you try googling the answers,may one of your testicles disappear overnight!

Oga your blood dy hot o, don't you know when little kids tease elders ni,

I just started watching football of recent.

I know you've been watching football before I was born buh due to circumstances sha you just entered university last year.

M sorry for stepping on your tail

Leitner:
All this Judas sef . If we dig well,we'll eventually find out he was previously an arsenal fan who was turned to a Judas due to many trophyless years . . We know una type

Fact!!!... I have been a Barcelona fan before you bought your first TV


hehe!!!...I don look for trouble


ofe!!!

9blast:
why not 5-1?

its like asking the rain to start falling upward, that's so not possible

ValourMiss:
now you're conversinq in parables..watchu mean by Pierce ma skin?

Lmao!!!...enough of the talks, you'll see the deal when we resume
Behold I come like a thief in the night, you don't know me buh I know you so be vigilant
My aro is not sharp buh leaves an unforgettable scar.

I'm done here

Leitner:
Before I start with you- which club you dey support?

Hehe!!!...vivabarca

#FCB

FT. Bayern 0 - 5 Barcelona

Leitner:
You are a Fraudster! . Na pesin like you dey practice polygamy last last.

One of your clubs has been eliminated,another is going out today,and another tomorrow.

And btw,you are not a true BLUE; true blues are not polygamous in nature .

Bro I heard Chelsea fans are wife beaters

ValourMiss:
erm....you wantinq to qimme the national cake(aro) even in ma room,that's qrievous

lmao!!!...so far it doesn't pierce your skin am safe

ValourMiss:
OMG....so nowhere is safe?...i should report you quys to the appropriate body!

What is our offence