Wow mad jam

Too much talent on Nairaland.

This one sing pass Davido and Burna Boy by far.

Keep it up

Lalasticlala lets help our own man

Zaxbash1:
Allahu Akbar

This is what Bokoharam Islamic terrorists shout before killing their victims

This is a matter of Islamic terrorists they are all one

So i no go put mouth

Olamide is a wck artist and shoud not sing let him manage rap or stop music totally and focus of managing singers

Why has Tinubu no commented on Igboho Arrest Saga


Ok i hate foot ball

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Fool

This one no get internet to see wetin dey happen to the other foolish girl

H

Don't hang your self little girl

If Buhari who never had any certificate can be President in a country with more thank 30 million graduates of higher learning's you can do better

Don't release the terrorist

N

All these kings in Nigeria Including Ooni of Ife are useless kings.

I don't know their work, they contribute to increase crime rate in the country

Nonsense kings

donbachi:
U no add " Ditto" at the top leftside of thr letter.

Lol u dey there

Lalasticlala

Phone and social media has stepped things up to a whole new letter. But back then this was how love letters look like and common amongst secondary school students.


Dear Sweetie,

Time and ability plus double capacity have forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also perambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.

I hope you are swimming in the pool of love?
If so doxology.

Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.

Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.

Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.

Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.

By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.

Empirically speaking, I love you chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that you are leased and caveated.

I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.

Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.

Goodbye for now.

Your slave in love, your pillow, your cushion and your butter on bread!

Seyifunmi Ayotunde
(Class 3B).

Only 60's, 70's and early 80's will understand.
Indomie generation stay clear��‍♂️��‍♂️��‍♂️��‍♂️��‍♂️

Useless government of Nigeria

Sunday Igoho has been captured and tied like animal in Cotonou




Where is his charms??

But why can't his Jazz work in Benin Republic na

I thought they said he can disappear

Those of you relying on charms learn a lesson now or be a fool forever

Fool

Daytonbale:
am yet to start

Employ an attendant, pay her between 12-15k per month and then go their after work or when you are free

Robbery an kidnap trap

Ganduje is a big thief

At this juncture it means we are no longer one Nigeria because we can't move forward like this.

Let the country divide which is anyway the best option for us

Tinubu be warned

Very Good I like where this is getting to.

Southern business people please leave the North now.

If any Southerner is still living in North by now that person is a fool

Very true.

Bello is a foolish APC pig