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rman: And this is your method of figuring out those with high IQ?

Mrval20: Nancy took Frisky (that's the dog that Fran and Bob didn't want). From there, you'd arrive at the following:
Fran took Pal.
Bob took Wiggles.
And Larry took Snoopy.

Tolzeal: What If na Camel??

yuncka: I created the riddle

yuncka: He rode off on his horse named Friday.

Ayomax: THE GUY NO SABI PLAY BALL AGAIN. WE DNT NEED HIM

badmrkt: Anybody but Snail Obj...

olowodaddy: Amebo, I know say you must come here. You think say Mama Peace don fall hand again. Una no go leave this woman alone? Well if you came here looking for another "there is God oh" or "my fellow widows" sorry to disappoint you, its like the first ladies PR aides are beginning to work for their salaries, so no another "there is God oh" till further notice. Anyway, this thread was opened to test how many views per minute the name Patience Jonathan can attract on Nairaland, I would have named the thread "THE POWER IN THE NAME OF PATIENCE JONATHAN" but I no say plenty amebos no go read that kind topic. So thanks for viewing, feel free to also comment, I don't mind making front page. Moderators I use God and Jonathan beg una, make una no rename this thread and don't move it to Jokes section, no be joke NA POLITICAL RESEARCH. Long live Mama Peace.

briansmith: I have some friends who say DAT if a guy delays spilling out His intentions to the lady he wants within the first 3 days of meeting her ..he may be friend zoned....Hw true is this .

Vig86: Let me ask first b4 believing this.

nijanigga: wenger with his poor signings.Wenger is slowly killing AFC. Look at all the New Man U signings. From what I have seen today, Man U will beat AFC home and away even thou I'm a gunner for life. Just Fabregas in this arsenal will make a huge difference, the stupid old coach out of ideas bypassed him.

chrisley024: Di maria giving me erections here

ellapius: mtcheeeeeeeeeew. next topic abeg

Skillz02: I think FG are taking us for granted

yankydollars: nature?

yankydollars: nature?

McWhillion: it's 300

McWhillion: 450 rabbits

chiebube: If 10 rabbits can be exchanged for 2 goats, 9 goats be exchanged for 3 cows, 8 cows can be exchanged for 2 horses, how many rabbits can 5 horses be exchanged for?

oluboyo04: Have you ever wondered why many
girls use smiley and short reply while
chatting now adays? Seriously, i have
come to realize why most girls do.
I was chatting with this babe yesterday
and i
was Like....
Me: how are you dear?
Girl: 5n
Me: how was ur day?
Girl: 5n
Me: how is your family?
Girl: 5n
Me: are you missing me?
Girl: No
Me: but am missing you
Girl: tank
Me: I'm not feeling well
Girl: sowi
Me: so how was ya day?
Girl: 5n
Me: are you busy?
Girl: no
Me: are you with someone over there?
Girl: no
Me: what? Why don't you type
something
interesting instead of sending me short
replies?
Girl: k
Me: type something now!
Girl: k
Me: Ok! Ok so its true
Girl: dat wat
Me: I heard you failed your English
exams...
Girl: who telled you? It is inpossible...
I sawed the resalt yestarday... I
passed away.
Me: OMG... That's ok. U can use
smileys and short reply plz!!

Mrval20: If you're really important to her, she wouldn't type that way because it's obvious she doesn't want to talk to you. Go through a girl's contacts and you'd see there're few people (or at least one person) she truly calms down and chats with.
I don't blame girls because If you've created a fake female account online before, you'd understand what these girls pass through in the hands of guys who can't simply read the hand writing on the wall - "I don't want to chat with you".

musaajebor: in other words the presido could not resist the taming smile on ali modu sherrifs face

shidren what have u learnt from the story?

sarutobie: rip to the dead..their lives brutally cut short...but trust me a lot of nigerians will still not learn..the government has gone on all media outlet enlightening and encouraging the people to adhere to the cement gradings and use the appropriate grades for building. But trust "smart" nigerians, they will still use a grade 35 cement for beam amd pillar casting instead of the appropriate grade 45 or even 50 with the common retort " afterall all na the same cement"..ignorance is dangerous but self imposed ignorance is fatal...nigerians DO THE RIGHT THING!

chinziaski: This world is changing. A world where we don't feel the pains of the injured, the destination of the dead and anguish of their loved ones. What can I say about this generation? The coldness of our heart can make a fish go stiff!