airminem:
This is sad Am sad I wonder how is beloveth GIRLFRIEND will be feeling by now. She might even be giving some dude head-mouthaction. Rip star.

Well it takes one to know one.

#EndSars

lilmax:
Castrate a man, you will see how powerless a woman is


Look how idiotic someone's father is

That's another way to look at it, the power of konji. How about you go first..

seunak2016:
corolla if you short or average person but if you are tall person then Camry is best for you. don't really think tall people can be comfortable in Toyota corolla( sport) but camry(big daddy ) is ok and maintenance isnt that expensive anyway

Why did you have to mention big daddy. Wo if you are looking for car that dont always need maintenance, low fuel intake and rugged no be big daddy, that car will finish OP money.

ManirBK:


https://punchng.com/boko-haram-cannot-strike-without-your-cooperation-buhari-tells-borno-leaders/

we'll take you serious when you start mentioning names

Skmoda360:

Whoever marry this one is on a long thing..... everything about her is money......and if you find out na liability ...

She actually said the truth, Listen to
Small doctor #If you no get money hide your face
Mayorkun #Na money be fine bobo
Davido #If you no get money hide your face
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OP I hope someone finds you and deals with you for poor parenting and public display of irresponsibility. The mother/elderly one should also take custody of the child lest we start hearing pedophiliac news 8yrs into the future.

tamonokare:
Na only boys fit do this kind thing, girls friendship na something else.

funny enuf they will all go and check on him the following day to see if they need to carry him again.

donstan18:
Nigerian police are nothing but legalized uniformed criminals.

May all kinds of disastrous and life-taking experience befall them.

You are generalizing but then, amen.
I don't know how we got here as a country. In some sane places, the IGP will be on fire, but somehow everyone is now social-media proof and so masses can wail from now till tomorrow no one will act like they can hear, same tactic Mr traveler has resolved into.

HisSexcellency:
He is still a tenant

The same question I asked. Turns out its the same question everyone is asking. Eedris is still a tenant?

Abfinest007:
i wish d coronavirus will be as fake as china product

Dont blame them for sending less quality products here. Go there and see just how quality chinese products can be or you ask an aged person how quality their imported goods used to be.

I think the threat of this virus almost matches their advancement in technology and only God can show mercy on us all now.

Cosmatikka:
How will someone travel out from Nigeria just to escape poverty and insecurity, only to be murdered in cold blood there? Quite painful.
May his killers be discovered and justice served

Hopefully, although I have a strong feeling the polis will attribute something to his death in protection of the killer - most likely their citizen, because let's face it - No one takes Nigerians serious anywhere in the world.

I think everyone should just be on lowkey when privileged to escape this zoo cow kingdom. The racial ones among those whites are thoroughly dangerous and fueled by deep hatred.

opeey:
it shall never be well with this animals called our leaders.. so called repentant boko haram are freed everyday while innocent people wallow in jail..

Good point, you surely can tell they are playing Politics with the lives of fellow human beings. More than 55% of the people in jail are there for things they know nothing about, but 'they' don't see them as repentable. These people have forgotten we are all going somewhere after our short stay here.

Caymen:
[s][/s]
Buhari is a criminal terrorist

I can bet my left yansh he must have been smiling while they stood still. A minute silence my foot, who is the only person in the world responsible for responding and taking ruthless care of the situation - he is. But what does he do, stand a minute silent and afterwards hail his people for a job well done.

At this point, only God can help Nigeria and Nigerians.

GenBuhari:
Imagine! How can a thief be giving conditions to owner before returning owners property?

When thief 1 sabi say the person claiming to be owner na armed robber. You go fear fear.

Shibaraba:
Speaking through both sides of the mouth.
As them see as we respond yesterday them quickly remix their statement. Them know say their economy go sharply hear am.

They shouldn't have bothered. We Nigerians we no send any virus. If you think I'm lying make them give us visa free..... Na only chicken and fowl go remain for Oshodi. Better brave death there than the numerous deaths that we face here daily. From SARS to Falling containers

Guy u still dey price am? Na from Wuhan headquarters I for dey quote you from..

Pedrotina11:


My.brother...the loot no dey finish ooo...as the recovered they enter he dey launder again...
The money wet that man steal nah trillions...people wicked ooo....

I hope he is spending the rest while burning in the lake of fire.

Heartless mofos

post=80069168:
What a slap on the wrist.

In saner climes, the citizens and the celebrities will be on top of this situation till this woman beater is removed as senator.

There was a country!

All d idiots with voice r focused on d downfall of one pastor

CharleyBright:



Hmmm, am 150% sure, he will go into oblivion as soon as he vacates Aso villa.
After all,.... he knows nothing about anything!

Wrong!! He actually knows everything about nothing

OMG even d ones wey no get serious injury sef don form injury.. na die man utd dey oo.. we go sha folo watch am..

GGMU

anyimontana:
What harm can a green vein infested breast do..no normal man can get a hard'on sef..

dis one don zoom in Taya sote he dey see d green veins

abdulazeez1002:
Hah. You are even late sef, I think she have disable her Instagram comment. We don blast her for there like mad

keep it up nigger, fvcking bitxh calling our Golden boy a gorilla, she sef buffon

peacettw:
I don't know who to believe anymore in this country.

believe me when I tell you that in life you don't need to believe anyone but yourself; work hard in all your hands find to do, earn cool cash and live a good life

Seandisputed:
Under Mourinho, i gave out my jersey to a girl i used to fvck and now we've parted ways.

Please how do i get back my jersey??

dude let's forget abt ur Jersey and talk about the gurl; who's fvkin r now

aremuforlife:


You talk out of sentiments, most of us in Europe left before the present administration.

true talk, since this administration, no body get power to leave Nigeria. Now Common Passport na close to 100K..

well rip to d young man. Heaven will have a lot of judging to do on that day.

Rubbiish:

this is tough!
but all these salary dey small sha...
There shouldn't have been need for the Africa continent...
God no suppose allow am abeg...

my brother salaries wey worst pass dis one na im first class graduates dey manage outside.

aysuprano:
Me too o
The heat was so much and when i start to doze off that is when mosquitoes will know they want to mate on your ear

shege45:
lol yours is just heat. Mine is heat and mosquitoes. I almost cried two nights ago. If we don’t have light at night, I always feel depressed. I had to spray my room around 2am when I couldn’t take it any more. The heat too was unbearable. I just tire for this country

chocolateme:
I felt I should share it, I am tired, God please help me, I am always scared once the night approaches on daily basis.. The Government should help the masses with light and water for healthy living.

Sorry folks and everyone affected..
I identified your problems basically as Power issue.. Well good news, dis is a golden century and no one deserves to be punished by power distributors anymore.

My Company [SolarVim] majors in delivering solar gadgets like fans, lamps, etc around Lagos; so rather than the solar heat killing us in d night let's harness it by day.

We also do solar installations to fit your style of living, so even if it's only a couple of fans you desperately need to power we will provide it.

If interested just DM me. It will be worthwhile..

hbd to him

johnmix12:
I am a thirty four year old mother of three.

At the moment, I am gainfully self-employed. I have a B.Eng in Chemical engineering

Sick and tired of Nigeria, I want to travel abroad to give my kids, my family a better chance.

I have on my wishlist for 2019 a goal to gain admission to study a professional course in a developed country abroad.

Please I need your wisdom, Nairalanders.

1st question: Which country outside Africa, Asia, will give me peace of mind, security, comfort and lowest racism if I relocate there with my children? I’m looking for a country that will allow me to permanently live in with my kids after i’m done with my professional course.

2nd question: What professional course would you advise me to study in this country abroad to give me the best chances of living a very comfortable, very good life there.

Your replies will be deeply appreciated.

I'd go for Canada/USA if I were you.

BS: As you are leaving 9ja now dat means there is vacancy in ur former work place o, aunty just refer me

bettercreature:
Some Private Uni collects as much as 550k

Acceptance fee o, highest I have heard is 60k.. 550k sounds rather preposterous

NwaAmaikpe:



This is so sad.
So Goodluck Jonathan did not consider these ones before he timidly threw in the throwel.

And some misfits dare refer to him as a hero of democracy.
Shame on you GEJ.

Other dimwits will now blame Buhari for this people's misfortune.
It is right of Buhari for not interceding. PRESSID was a GEJ initiative.

These stranded scholarship recipients should channel their complaints to GEJ who is morally obligated to ensure their total welfare.
This is not about PDP or APC, it is about being responsible.

Nwa wateva u call ursef do u think it's every retarde.d view that should be expressed on air??

Put ursef in d shoes of these lads and give ur silly self a dirty slap pls.. nonsense

CastedAyo:
Nigerian Lady Schooling In The U.K Shares Her Exam Question Today

A Nigerian lady @folaogunsemo who is schooling in Manchester, United Kingdom has taken to her Instagram page to share her exam question.

Read what she shared below;
"This is my exam paper for a module named “Law in a business context” with the red circle which I did today 23rd of May. Stepping out of the exam hall my friends were like “Fola how did you feel about question 22” and for the first time in my life, I felt ashamed of being a Nigerian. I believe fraud is being committed everywhere but for it to be recognised and used as an exam question in UK, then it is VERY BAD for Nigeria. My lecture slide showed a typical example of a “yahoo boy’s” storyline in the green circle, I went further to search for “Advence-fee scam” with the belief that it was exaggerated in my lecture slide and I found the information in the blue circle. I am short of words at the moment realising the fact that there’s been so much issues lately about “yahoo boys” on social media, this is not a good reputation for Nigerians at all....... This matter tire me ooo my people"

Culled from; https://www.torimill.com/2018/05/nigerian-lady-schooling-in-the-u-k-shares-her-exam-question-today-photos.html

I felt dis way one time wen I was watchingan eepisode of The Big Bang Theory, koothrapali mentioned a Nigerian Prince, den said 'dnt worry is a fraud'

At times I rili wish I cud change nationality to maybe Russia or Germany

StarUp:
He said, “There is virtually no movie role I cannot act. There is no big deal acting in a soft pornographic movie, it all depends on the pocket of the producer...."



Money, influencing people's mindset against morality since 1724...

Nada.. Since time immemorial