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do the needful OP, get those qualifications because a bigger opportunity will swing by soon

lol you guys should give them another riot jare

My God My God why hast thou forsaken me - who knows it

These are words echoing in our hearts, some people are just courageous enough to spit it out.

CROWNWEALTH019:
I'm at ARSENAL, will join the protest soon

D venue is only a stone throw from Middlesbrough where I reside

Ladies please give it up

Mubby4luv:
La click la bend. You go old! When the news done de trend.

lol guy u wicked o

tinnymerit:
And the sch is not in the first 1000 in the world nor is it among the first 10 in africa.All these over hyped cramming education of urs sha.

"Agberu Gbeso" "Copy and Paste".. shitty education system.. #spits

Moshkom:
Thou, i'm still in school but my Popular saying still goes like this "...Afterall, No Be By School"

wats it cgpa

madridguy:
For me, 8 to 12 years. Women dey old quick.

dat one na if she no see money Enjoy her life

op aswear u too funny, take �

b4 checking d post lemme support d OP with 1 Amen.. same goes for every enemy of our fatherland

SoftNANA09:
I need to show my love this thread,the guy is too jealous.Maybe if I show him, he would change for good. He wanna kee me.

LMAO na luff oo

Shelloween:
show her the post then.

do u really think it's a gud idea

mehn my baby is guilty of all

that make me taller dan my friends tho

iihtNigeria:
You See? That is why I love ICT sector. Even with your Bad grammar, as long as you are able to do what the system will understand, you are good to go.!! Check the link below to gain the FREE skill...

lol u no go interact with colleagues ni

the online test one funny me pass.. Lol

Busuyep:
This should be Glo now

lol e fit b true o

it's a very sensitive situation uve got here

I'll suggest you either
1. Sack her - b4 d appointed tym to kill u reach

2. Talk to her - some people just want to be reasoned with

3. Take her to the pastor for Deliverance - some deep spirits at work whooosh

newsynews:
Wow!

I was in a bus on my way home when I spotted a really nice figure 8 lady strolling in the dark. I was close to my bus stop so I alighted quickly to meet the girl. Surprisingly, she was very polite and I enjoyed the little chat we had together. It was really dark that night, so I couldn't see her face clearly. I got her number and we fixed a date to meet by the pool side of an hotel in the neighborhood.

D-day came and I called her. Her phone was switched off. Towards 6pm, she flashed then I called her again. She apologized then asked if we could still meet that late to which I obliged. That was when she chipped in that her friend will accompany her.

What?

No shaking

I told her there was no problem about that. With the new development, I decided to tell my friend to accompany me too.

I got to the hotel with my friend and still had to wait for 45minutes before they showed up. Next was a call on my phone telling me that they are outside. On getting there, what I saw was made me weak. Her face was scary but the curves tho...

Her friend was like an old woman or a vulture. They were still doing shakara that they can't enter. Perhaps, they wanted me to beg them. I just turned and went inside. No one told them to follow me in.

To shorten that episode, I bought drinks and meat worth 3200. Immediately they finished their drinks, they got up and left. Maybe they thought we were going to tell then to follow us home.

Wow, smart!

The following Sunday, she agreed to come to my house. Sounded nice till she disappointed by ensuring her line was not reachable. She did that for 2 more Sundays then I had enough. What angered me is the fact that when it's 30minutes to the time she's suppose to come, she calls to remind me. Now when it's time, her phone becomes switched off. At first, I thought it was just coincidence till I noticed that she has been avoiding to give me her friends number cos my friend had been disturbing me for it. When asked how he would deal with the vulture, he said he would use pillow to cover her face or make her face the wall.

Well, I decided it would be best I pay her in her own coin. And all though the amount I spent was small, plus the fact that part of it went into I and my friend's belly, I still felt it would be best to teach her a nice lesson. If she's not taught a lesson, she might repeat the same trick on another humble fellow.

I called her on a weekday to tell her I was having my birthday the following day and that the celebration will be at Ikeja shoprite. I also told her I will be buying her some provisions at shoprite after the celebrations and that she should come with 2 friends of hers. I could almost feel the way she was smiling, giggling and praising me by calling me baby.. sweetheart.

D-day came and I called her that I'm already there with 2 friends of mine. She first doubted cos she couldn't hear any sound of bubbly activities. But when I handed the phone to my friend who knew about the plan, she believed thinking we were really at shoprite.

Few minutes later, she called to tell me they were at the car park in shoprite Ikeja. I told her to give me a minute that I will come meet them.

Since then, she has left my phone with over 30 missed calls.

The idea is to make her vomit the amount she thought she ate from me, no matter how little it was. She was smart at first by bringing her friend to come "chop him money". Now, that amount she chopped has been spent on transporting to shoprite with the hope of eating and going home with big yellow nylon bags. Oh, I forgot to add the embarrassment she and her friends will feel when they did not See Me.

I know some people might want to call me out saying "is it because of the small money you spent?"


Well, nothing you say will stop the joy I derived from teaching a slay queen a lesson.


See Me see missed calls.

WICKED

zionmade:
What's the difference between watching porn and reading sex stories? the only difference i can think of is that people who abstain from the former and engages in the latter are only trying hard to deceive themselves. it's wrong to get excited about people's immorality

The latter is a projection of images engraving it in ur head.. that's even worst than the former

Jameskyrian:
Haahhahhahahahaa.....someone had fainted where i wanted to faint........slay queens everywhere

d Grammar is not from here

oldfoolnigger:
igbos are trying joor.
who else noticed that out of 20 names In the table above,11 are igbos?.
Nigerians I hail oo.

na woman carry first sef

He had d guts to graduate with a second class lower.. congrats man

oopsie

symbianDON:
anyone who comes to this woman's defense is a mad person

gbam

jeyselassie:
No that is ocean parade and I don't think it's owned by diezeani. Probably a flat in it and not the whole building and she would have even rented it.

mtcheew is she your mummy.. rent ko