₦airaland Forum

ashkenking:
the mama self suppose chop cain.. instead of giving the little child hope. u complicating issues for her.. some parents are just too dull or illiteracy caused that too. common sense

her mum killed her n will live with dat guilty 4 a long time because dat girl cud v been saved

sugarvallly:
what a terrible sight 2 behold!

this will serve as a prerequisite to other policemen that jumps/dives into buses anyhow.chai, hand.

prerequisite

coogar:
even when he doesn't have the means & the emotional maturity to sustain that marriage? no wonder the revolving doors of poverty never left nigeria.

ur so on point... guys getting married b4 looking 4 jobs n den dey start pumping d lady ...

nairaland Facebook goal.com punching others

moving round and round and still on d same spot,

we go to 33 or 29 n next tin u'll c "Nigeria moved 10 places up to 41"

*smh*

dadojo:
Battling to save the life of someone who took the life of another!
The man has served himself justice already!

thats how life is o, they'll struggle to save his life so that he will surely not go unpunished

Aviero:
Now we have not even dated for more than 4 months and she has started talking of settling down.
I do not know if this is love or obsession. Because this is not the kind of love I asked God for..

OKAY sincerely now @OP IT IS 1 OF 2 THINGS;
EITHER SHE THINKS U R MORE DAN SHE DESERVES N NEVER WANTS 2 LEAVE U OR ...hehehe

Aviero:
She doesn't let me do anything for her when I try to. Now it is as If I'm the babe.


Recently she jokingly told me that if she sees me with another lady she will poison me and she will kill herself. She wasn't looking serious but I became scared.

same xteristics as mine,
same threat--if u ever wanna brk up pray well over it because u never no which threats r true


ladies if u love a guy, dnt b all revealing because we dnt like it, we just myt nt no we love u hard n tough..

Dharniel:
Prophecy gone wrong, make i no talk plenty so as not to invite the wrath of God upon myself.

in three words "GOD PASS MAN"

GOOOGLE504:
@Op I will nt call u a complete liar because u said 2012 but sha u r a partial liar
ur no1 and 2 points r true n valid while no 3 has being cancelled following d riot last yr march,

also students can stay in sku with their babes till hrs of 8-9

,also devotion is nt as compulsory as u make it look as I haven't attended more dan 1ce dis wk,

okay u apply 4 exeat b4 u leave d compound, but
HOLIDAY ASSIGNMENTS?; haba do some research b4 saying such false tins abt sum1s alma mater.

I hope u change... We over here cannot b more proud of our school as we r now.. so shush

99 likes..
guys last time I checked most schools dnt maintain same system 4 as long as 3yrs so I wanna bliv even d true 1s r now wrong...

GenerousLord:
Same here. I was amazed when I saw mine.
Nice one from Whatsapp.

Sign of good things to come.

You may be tempted to call it CHANGE. You ain't wrong

its called upgrade n any organization/system dat does nt do dat will eventually die.. ask Nokia

Obinoscopy:
If the first box is true then the second statement is also true. But the second box said that the first box is false and this contradicts my assumption made earlier that the first box is true. I'm confused .

the 1 in d blue box is true...

similar to subquery in oracle SQL.

biikeys:
Never seen these many people on a single thread in NL before!!!

me too ever since I joined, very much more dan 2006 world cup final onliners...

EngrGodspower:
so are we sure is going to call d real thing there in d paper

he wud call wats in d paper but I bliv d question really is "r we sure it is our votes dat r in d paper n not some manipulated figures..

iiichidodo:
[color=#1980BC] PDP has seriously made inroads into APC strongholds..who would have thouvght they would win one LG NEVER MIND 3?? [/color]

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Depressedguy:
Being gay is my life regret, i have questioned God and myself how i got to this stage. I just feel like commiting suicide.

Here is my story, my name is Frank, 26, a banker. I am the envy of most women, because am 6.2" tall, fair and very handsome. My nickname is Ramsey Noah, this is to tell you how good looking i am. But i have a very BIG problem, i am attracted to the same sex.

This is a problem i have come to notice at teen, i love girls company more than guys, i play all the girl plays and hate football, am guessing that could be where my formation was transposed. I ended up liking what girls like when am not one. But i have come to change a few things becuase i went to a boarding house and was always ridiculed for that. So i changed so many things there, the way i talk, the way i walk, and my gestures, also i love football now more than anything, but my sexuality has refused to change.

I have all it takes to get a woman, i have a good job, a car, and live alone. But at this age, i have not seen a womans pants not to talk of getting in between. But i have so many female friends, so many that the always take me for a player. Am jovial with them, buy them gifts and treat them well, but am not sexually attracted to any of them and have no feelings whatsoever. Am just a good guy, i know that, because that is the best i can do to cover up my little secret. And they(ladies) love me too and many are dying for my attention. I have been asked out so many times by ladies. One even offered to pay all the bills just for us to get intimate, but i declined, lying that i have a girlfriend i dont want to cheat on.

To make matters worse, i hate being gay, sometimes i go celibate for as long as six(6) months simply because i hate my life and my sexuality. Am always alone, indoors all through the weekend, because going out with guys will result to girl talk and i have nothing to contribute, me of all persons, so hard to believe. I also hate gay companies, so many regrets afterwards as to why i am this way. I envy straight guys to the core, i so much wish i am one. When i see a guy and a girl holding hands and taking a walk, i have this feeling of giult amd hatred for myself that i quickly get depressed.

Here is the problem, i want to marry early, at least before 28 or max 30. I need to connect to a woman and force myself into a relationship. I need to get attracted to a womans body, and get turned on by that. And finally, i need to learn how to tolerate a woman, and live with thier baggage. Am comfortable as a single man, i dont mind living alone till i die, i can cook well and am not a sex freak, i can live for years without it. But i want kids, i love them and cant wait to have a daughter. I have once told myself that once i get married and have kids, i will divoorce my wife and live alone then the kids can stay anywhere. But this idea is pure foolishness.

I am very religious, as a matter if fact, this conditionn is the only sin i battle with, i know we all have one. I hardly commit any other sin. But i know that just this one is very mortal, but we are all strugglling because we are all flesh. It takes the grace of God to overcome sin generally.(Please dont come and critisize, we are all going to the same hell: homosexual, hetrosexual; and no sin is worse than the other.)

This my condition is getting me more depressed by the day and sometimes i wish to end my life. But i like my life more than anything, so am thinking of patronising prostitutes at least to get feel of what it takes like. But am afriad of STIs.

Please help a brother...

m happy 4 u broda-so many people r still living in this hole n don't c a reason 4 dem 2 ask out... it is d holy spirit dat is convicting u of ur sins

yea ur vote; ur voice

clitlicker:
Poor people are uglier than middle class peeps

In other new, private unis should be number 1 to 10.

sebi

wilsondave:
this is goblin not horn..... strange things happening in osun nawa o... I remember the film called Stargate Atlantic's....... those goblin and monsters in that film ehn!....

I'd call it a mutant

Collynzo419:
Is this what the outgoing president should be spending Nigeria's meager resources on?

60% of Nigerians live below the poverty level, instead of Jonathan to ensure that the quality of their live improves, he is buying bags of rice to bribe them 24 hours to elections.

Jonathan is an evil leader

Change is nearly here

he has taken us all as fools dat can't think for themselves...

QuiverBox:
Do really reason before you speak? So because tomorrow is election , gwoza shld not be captured?

I think d guy is just trying 2 say everything worked out 2 perfectly, n he has a point,
if a terrorist group has being dealing with u 4 months n den y say u will uproot dem in 2 wks n 2 evert1s surprise u did dat... something definitely gotta b fishing

jimmayoy:
Dude use your head,for six yrs boko boys were pursuing our soldiers and they were running,then your president said"give me six weeks to crush boko boys"now coincidentally the final crushing of the boko boys will take place on the eve of election day

yea, way 2 suspicious.. but d choice is now in our hands I bliv n I pray d soldiers being sent 2 battle VICTORY. IJN.Amen..

uselessgoat:
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If these girls are finally rescued within few days to elections then i believe this is a calculated attempt by the ruling class to get sentimental votes on Saturday. The success recorded by the army in this few weeks are suspicious and too good to be true.

Why is everything positive happening in 6 weeks

Kudos to our gallant soldiers for their bravery but i Believe there is more to this bokoharam issue

May God punish all those involved in this boko issue and i hope buhari uncovers the real boko sponsors when he takes over by may 29th.


Sai Buhari[/size]

who wud imagine d terrorist group dat was established n couldn't b destroyed 4 years even wen it was in its larva period will b exterminated in just 6wks...

It has 2 b 1 of;
either
Jonathan purposely left dem fror election period ,
or
Jonathan has been using them.

Waskolo:
Hello my name David am 24 years of age. l loose interest towards girls when the girl love most broke my heart, I don't have any urge of asking a girl out, though when I see beautiful girls I admire them. About a year ago when my girlfriend dumped me I started satisfying myself through masturbation. I masturbate twice daily and its makes me feel good. but the question is, is masturbating going to affect me in the nearest future, will I ever feel anything for a woman. I just want to know if its killing me emotionally, because am addicted to self-service.
Matured Minds Please

believe me wen I tell u dat nairalanders can't help u, only one person can-The Lord Almighty, he alone can save u from d bondage of self pleasure, nothing else can, trust me nothing n no1 else can... I wish u wud hear me n reply

loomer:
Everything for Nigeria now don turn APC/PDP matter....

I just op we'll b free from it after election

SagePerv:
[color=maroon]She dashed to the kitchen and returned with a knife.

He stood there like a Dummy, looking at her.

She walked up closer and stabed him in the chest.

He stood there like a Dummy, looking at her.



Hoax. I'm not buying this pathetic story. [/color]

well dats ur view, but lemme tell u he must v tot she wouldn't do it, some girls r just dat violent..e.g my gf,
if m gonna v 2 breakup with r i will first wear bullet proof vest, carry bible, carry cross, keep abt 1mile distance btw us den tell r bye...



guys dont just read; take note n learn...
rip 2 d young guy..
ladies en

meforyou1:
Why did the driver overtake a convoy of military vehicles in a north eastern village if not that he's asking to get shot at?

ooh i c, so he should v been crawling behind them abi or maybe fly... u see en d reason we r not going forward in dis nation is because we c problems n aw 2 solve dem ryt b4 us but always choose 2 suggest lame opinion or contribution...

the story just reminds us of aw selfless our uniform men are wen dey abuse the authority n power given them,more importantly is d fact dat none of them died n we all thank God for dat while praying not 2 fall in2 deir hands because those guys are not carrying toy guns about...

njideoby:
You and I know that it cannot be possible. Some of the people that registered then have either died,relocated or migrated out of the country. Not forgetting those incapacitated on hospital beds and in various prisons.

n also d majority dat don't think any of d 2 candidates are worth their votes

chat2deen:
U still have not told us how he is going to do it? In wat mathematical of politics is he going to b preside wen GMB wins.

from one of his campaigns he kept using "we will do dis/dat", in a way dat seemed like he was a candidate but dat is just 1 person dat will b controlling him compared 2 our "former president" who can't make his decisions until being ordered by wife or some of his ministers..

God2man:
Spiritually, a lot of transaction take place, a lady dedicated to marine shrine will have many demons, let's say 100 demons,

this lady now sleep with a clean man,

this man will collect 50 demons from this lady.
Again, this man with 50 demons is now sexually loose,
he begins to sleep with another girl,
the new girl will get 25 out of the 50. It goes on and on.

I dnt know if my calculation is right or not because I think in dis chain, d last person ends up with 1 demon or 0.0demon... sebi

shadowgwalker:
I won't give American names like;
sand
stone
hillside
Clementine
Obama
buhari
seun
Hoodwing

or Wood
Gate
billy
Tree
Gay
elderson
clerk
song