₦airaland Forum

Juliearth:
The funds in a friend's GTB account was wiped out totally in a similar operation like this. I think UBA is better.

UBA is not better.
They protect criminals claiming they have a customer protection policy. They wasted my time for a month after same happened to me losing close to 100k.

Phuck all Nigerian banks. I still get scared at times knowing they hold my money.

lilachiever:
I know what I'm saying sir, bank staffs are always involved.

Sometime last year, I was mugged of my phone in a one chance bus on a Sunday morning. Called my bank CC for hours, no show. When I got to the bank on Monday morning I'd already lost 50,500 to them... They cashed it out by doing TF to a paga agent using my Sim.

How did they do that? You should note that I myself had never been allowed to make USSD TF and there was no ATM linked to the account.

Mine was also transferred to a PAGA, close to 100K, the banks have many loopholes but do not help someone pursue money. They will just tell you it's gone as if it's #30.

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OP pls drag and sue the bank, go through all the stress. Get the police involved.

ggood:
Good evening please help me , I met a lady three weeks ago and we started dating , everything was going well , few days ago she told me that where she stay her room mate want to leave the town , and she does not have money to pay for her rent that she want to stay with me. I stay alone in very nice apartment my house have everything inside including running water, steady light, shower etc. She has been begging me to allow her stay for the main time and I don't know what to do. I Barely know her, she said she want to pack her bag and come and drop in my house, and am new in that town. My fear is that she will block me from having other ladies and exploring other girls and she will be feeding in my house because she is not working at the moment she a graduate waiting for her NYSC according to her.

Please help me out what should I do

OP LEMME TEYU HOW THIS WILL END

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1. She gets impregnated by you
2. She brings another man belle and force it on you
3. Scorpion bite her and she kpai and you get arrested for illegal housing
4. Police trace her to your house and arrest you as accomplice of kidnapping, child trafficking and murder
5. You soon find out you can no longer pay rent - she has suck your destiny
6. Your become a ghost of yourself living a life you are not ready for
...

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The only positive gain from that move is the regular and consistent phucking of her swt toto which is not worth risking any of the above listed for.

USE YOUR HEAD

joelbooks:
President Buhari Received Briefing from Health Minister and DG NCDC


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbA9dlRPAOI

Look how FRAIL somebody's president is.

If corona catch this one, na 2 secs e go take o.

Abegi address the nation or adonbiliv the youtube skit.

viccipedia:
lol these guys and the jokes they give us as news.. there is obviously something wrong with Nigeria’s growth curve. You hardly get more than 1 confirmed contact from previous cases.

Wait till they begin to test massively. I hope you won't run when you hear 43M Confirmed cases.

But By God's grace, e no go reach so and we shall all overcome.

iCauseTrouble:
Corona is not only killing people but also sacking people

No be joke o, corona dey wreck things o. Some people go don give Landlord pickin belle on top this Isolation matter.

Goodgod213:
In the midst of corona landlord is still penetrating

That is woman for you. If My own mother can jam oyibo man forget her only son for Nigeria, called me thief when I have never lived with her before, destroy my self self esteem to the extent I almost committed Sucide 4 times. Then I see no Good in Any Nigerian Lady

I have never seen any good in any as well. May God bless our Mothers and give we the unmarried ones only the bests among them lady folks.

I will continue to say it, 'Hoes ain't Loyal and don't worth your anger'

iyaSegun84:
Some people get anger problem

Most have never been loyal, especially not with the current state of things in the nation.

If she is not your wife yet, by every means pls use the protective shield.
Now, this man is literally dead himself.

zedman1:
People are rejoicing thinking the virus will just remain with the elite. They don't know what they're wishing for.

I think the people laughing at the Senior citizens are not oblivious of the fact that it's coming for them; They are only happy they will have the last laugh if at all heaven comes crashing down.

As evil as it sounds most people hearing this kinda news will first give a smirk being a citizen of Nigeria before showing compassion, being human. Some even wish more senior officials get involved. I don't blame them. If corona is the end of the world, it's only fair that they take the lead.

Notwithstanding, I pray everyone who has contacted gets healed. We've all learned our lessons m sure.

If you are yet to, continue to pray and follow the prevention precautions.

EVILFOREST:
I can only .
Imagine 30k monthly, not even up to a $100.

I left NIGERIA when my Monthly Salary was $800, yet I wasn't satisfied, because there was no Job satisfaction and security.

I was being threatened every blessed Day at workplace.
RELATIVES were always at home waiting to grace my pay.
NEIGHBOURS also lurked around.
GIRLFRIENDS never helped.
Leeches surrounded me, sorry to say but that was the truth.
At some point I felt hollow as a human.
More so, Armed Robbers took turns without mercy.

I now secured a VISA.
...... and TODAY, just one TRIP cured these entire madness.
That's why I never fail to offer praises and worship every blessed morning.

MY PRAYER 4U;
Remains that you leave AFRICA for GooD.
and try somewhere else.

The good Lord be praised for your successful escape from this continent. For some of us, it's like Michael Scofield in Prison Break.

@OP don't take it much to heart. Your stay there had apparently bn long overdue, something better will come your way soon. Just keep pushing and always remember to say a word of prayer to the big man up there. He sure Listens.

I don't even know how I offended this MTN ppu, if they share data them no go dash reach my sim, and now my sim name no even change

DateMynd44:
I pray they don't circulate the fake ones

Welcome to Nigeria!!

nasstil:
If church do this, I will walk naked for 3 days

Well, be careful as this is not something Oyedepo cannot decide to do after giving careful consideration and evaluation of the pre, during and post effects.

THIS OP just doesn't appear to come from a biased angle; It rather made the thread myopic in massive ways.

johnjay4u2u:
corona: bringing families together.
either scatter things or increase the bond.

Time for some parents to notice the tattoos, piercings etc.

the pregnancies and babies

Olalan:
We have only God to save us in Nigeria.........I just hope this lying govt has not been under reporting this issue.
BTW do we still have a president that cares about the citizens cause I have not heard a single word from the president since this pandemic started.

I don't recall seeing that man standing in front of the camera since at least a yr, all we see are pictures. I am already convinced Mr Lifeless is in actual fact lifeless and some other folks may just be in charge of Governance; hence the delay in all angles and no-show in others.

Trump holds 30mins press in the white house every other day, that's what I call life full.

If Corona visits this country in it's full capacity, NOBODY should expect those abokiis leading to make any right decisions except to protect they and their own. Every man is now for himself.

#StaySafe

AfroBeatDiary:
Clowinsh government. USD is now 385.

even more, I did a $1 purchase online and was shocked to see how much had shifted from my account. Y'all can continue making a mockery of the virus while killing the dreams of the average youth in the country.

How I wish somebody will juss pretend as if he wants to whisper something to the ears of the Country's boss and then give a massive c-19 sneeze on him, then the country will laugh.

uruba23:
Just tell him to greet his girlfriend..don't ask him out....men like to hunt...we have pride like lions.

true talk, someone like me will smell your desperation from 20miles away and stay off. That's how I've always been and trust me some gals can be pretty desperate. There are 1001 ways you can show him Reeaaaalyl GREEN LIGHTs that even a blind man will see and go for you.

NB: If he still doesn't come close to you, there's a chance he is a ritualist and he is keeping away from you because he likes you and he suspects that baba will soon ask him to bring a girl he loves.

Adgideon:
Concerning the guy and ur child I have nothing to say to you, 4 stopping school I have nothing to say, 4 lying to your parents that you are school, when you dropped out I have nothing to say, 4 still collecting money from your parents I have nothing to say, 4 your daughter I have something to say that I hope that she doesn't grow up to be like u

Dynamic33:
I don’t know how to tell my parents about my child? And also that I left school three years ago my dad is very strict and am scared.

Not to judge but I think she would be one of those beautiful angels with a frozen conscience.

The earlier you told your parents everything the better. They will forgive you but never forget how disappointed they were to find out their daughter whom they had high hope for had deceived them for over three years.
A cousin of mine was out for less than a year and collecting school fees. The parents still mention it until today.

YOU have made a MISTAKE but then such is LIFE. Now you have to PICK yourself up and be strong for your daughter. Speak to someone you trust, it's dangerous coming here because most folks will angrily drive you to depression. STAY STRONG, STAY SAFE.

EzzyCarter:
The importance of keeping your calm in provoking situations cannot be over-emphasized. Trust me, that flash of anger is not worth it. Don't do something you'll regret forever. So many ppl walking about with dormant life threatening diseases looking for whom to activate their death clause.. Therefore, avoid physical confrontations and fights as much as you can. It's not worth it!

good talk. I think the tenant will regret that push for a long time especially depending on how far the lady's family are willing to take it. It doesn't pay to allow yourself to be provoked. Some people already wish to die, they are just looking for people who will push or fight them n and be scapegoats.

LoyalHustler:
Damm!!!! This guys are rich for life.

4 million Euros is about 1.6 billion naira.

This is the amount of money a man is giving out without breaking a sweat, though it's for a good cause though because Ronaldinho was really good to him.

It's so unfortunate that Ronaldinho squandered all his money on parties, women, extravagant lifestyle, keeping late nights, countless women, eating anyhow and even getting overweight and because of that, Barcelona had to let him go.

His career was over because he didn't listen to advise.

He was even having active sex during the 2006 world cup in Germany and that was why he couldn't perform.

He is the cause of his dwindled career.

As a professional, you must learn self discipline and control.

Nobody is saying you shouldn't party or carry women but you must not do that during an ongoing season, maybe after the close of the football season.

This is what seperates those that last long from those with short career like Ronaldinho and balloteli.

Anyways kudos to Messi but 1.6 Billion naira is no small money.

Apart from Davido and Wizkid, does any AFRICA celeb have 1.6 billion naira in cash in the bank?

Hmm just thinking out loud.

Abeg don't think loud again jare, it's too loud. Just wish the super star a chance for a second chance. Not the time for blame game.

punisha:
I can relate...

My cousin dropped me off at the airport I still got back to ph,drove down to aba to collect my clothes from my tailor...dude got home as I just passed oyigbo on my way back.

No even will I permit my shadow go back to that state for any reason.

always tell people lagos is now overrated. Ibadan, Ilorin will be a nice change of environment

Lyoncrescent:
I can't knock someone if he's qualified but I'm worried about precedence. If all the major revenue generating agencies are headed by northerners then it's a cause for worry.
[b]FIRS,NNPC,CUSTOMS([/b]these big three each generate trillions of naira annually), PPPRA,DPR, NPA , NCAA, FAAN,NIMASA. Even the minister of finance is a northerner. With exception of the CBN governor who is from the south and CBN is not really a revenue generating agency, I don't know any major person from the south heading a major revenue generating agency.

If they are the best hands for the positions no problem. But come 2023 if an emeka or seun or bassey becomes president and fills southerners with these same positions, I just hope it won't raise eye brows.

I was about leaving the thread when i observed they only took notice of Muric and not the speed at which nepotism is rocking this country. Even Ambassadors, they are the ones, Ministers they are the ones. Someone should tell that old man to FEAR GOD o

dawnomike:
I begining to think this country is possesed

You mean cursed? Yes

Openbusiness:
I'm not supporting the criminals or making excuses for them. They deserve the full punishment for their wicked crime. But read the story again. It wasn't rape. She actually consented to the sex, although she was deceived. She allowed them, not like they forced her into it. She was conned with the fake promise of double money.

You are correct. She wasn't gang-raped, only gang-banged.

vastolord4:
Other continents couldn't cure this virus but Nigeria did? God of my forefathers please save us from this useless government please.

Now, this was damn funny. Even the country itself is a joke. The masses either laugh to the joke or cry at the state of the nation. I also hope the God of your forefathers come to Nigerians' rescue.

Mavin1:
Like If you think this whole thing is cooked up.

Audioooo...

I'm beginning to wonder whether to like this post.

Anyway sha, corona will not affect mine and your family. Amen.

Sixfeetbelle:
Chai!

Those slaps no be here ooh. I wonder what he did

But unless he killed her family member, it did not warrant this stuff nah. Why would you even be slapping somebody anyhow sef?

The best thing was for her to keep her anger in check and walk away. Rejecting his proposal in public is more than enough.

I don't blame the lady at alll. We guys know some ladies are like that - try to use a guy to catch star. I blame the guy for putting himself in that position and moreso running after her on his knees like he didn't know she was gonna erupt the more. #disappointed.

The rest of you continue to be doing lovey lovey and be goin down on your knees for people who don't deserve it. Love is not meant to make you weak. Alpha males know better.

goldtube:
This guy suffer, real definition of beta male

this one is definitely gamma male

Anneka101:
Nigerians should just stop exaggerating this thing. I was at the bank today and everyone was wearing mask including the bankers.

They will just make this mask scarce in the market and prices would be high. Let's be guided please.


There is no need to panic.

NO harm in taking precautions, especially going to a place as central as a bank.

It's not dominant here so far but I op you at least washed your hands afterwards.

ursullalinda:
It's good to be a celeb.....imagine this was found news worthy to be on front page.....Chai.

My sister hustle o..

StreetFight:
And you cannot play footbal if you don't have dread locks and tatoos. You cannot be a good musician without dread locks and tatoos. And you cannot be a good DJ whithout dread locks and tatoos. SARS are animals that should all be locked up in the zoo, however looking like criminals with scary dread locks and tatoos will not be tolerated in our society.

e be like say ths one don send application letter to Sars e con dey warm up. You need to have a sincere encounter with those guys and you will realize calling them animals is being nice.

Those guys are Hungry Vipers, clueless and uneducated and must be stopped at all cost.