NwaAmaikpe:



I NwaAmaikpe,
President of Vaseline Crew and Ex-President of NCAN
Do humbly move the motion for the impeachment of President Buhari here also on Nairaland.

He has failed his family,
Failed the country,
And failed himself.
The only people he has not let down are the zombies and killer herdsmen.

He is not fit to lead a village meeting let alone a Country.
Those in support of this motion please say "AY".

The AYEs have it

Kelvin30286063:

I totally agree with you.
Nairaland is for jokers, LIB is for serious minded people...
I only come here when I want to laff... It looks like that is all nairaland is about... Meaningless posts and funny comments.
Funny enough, they don't even try to get facts before push some posts to front page.
So many nonsense.

bliv it or nt he is getin more money glorifying controversial contents as this bt it cud spel his doom.. Some1 wit a nairaland with beta content will just take over.. E fit b you o

kenzysmith:
THE GIRL MY YOUNGER BROTHER IS IN LOVE WITH BUT SCARED OF TOASTING HER, I JUST Bleep HER TODAY AS WE SPEAK SHE IS STILL IN MY BED.ASKING ME WHAT AM TYPING ON MY PHONE, I TOLD HER AM TYPING A LOVE MESSAGE FOR HER I WILL SEND IT TO HER AT NIGHT OMO LOVE DONE REIGN GO JUST COLLECT YOUR OWN AND LEAVE THE REST FOR PEOPLE TO ENJOY

writing in block letters does nt make ur comment more readable bt rather less. Nxtym just bolden or leave it like dis

Benz4pimp:
do you know what the deal entails?Soma got an endorsement deal,please when last did you see him?All this wash wash endorsements,please let them spell out what it entails....

na lingerie company.. She alrdy gat d hips

marvin905:
so she should get an iphone stupid peeps everywhere will choose my xiaomi any-day anytime

Not iphone, BBerry

dafeyankee:
Cow this President.

This President will not even make Muslim Hellfire.

ah swear dis post funny die, muslim hellfire be like 2 plot, presido go see 3 bedrum flat for christian hellfire.

phlamesG:
Maybe God made buhari to utter that rubbish so that's d youths of Nigeria will remove the speck from their eyes Nd sit up!

shooo! Se God na alcoholic wine ni, wey go dey make old man spew trash

Firstboi01:
Good day nairalanders. I presume you're enjoying your weekend. Sorry for the long silence though, have not been able to make any posts for this long. Been preoccupied with some sh!t ni.
Finally tho', today, I decided to flex my writing skills and I came up with this one. Its not a meme post as usual o. Lol. I'll title it "THE DIARY OF A CLASS REP". It depicts the life as a typical class rep in a Nigerian higher institution of learning.

Majority of us here on nairaland I'm sure, are currently in, or have passed through Tertiary institutions here in Nigeria. So I'm positive you're not ignorant of the fact that there used to be that one guy (and in some rare cases, a lady) called CLASS REP. I being one myself, sought to write this post as an attempt to atleast give you an insight to how life is, as a class rep. What is it all about? You'll find out.

And.... if you're a class rep also and reading this, (bro see my hand), weldone! Gbààyì! Your actual reward is in heaven. Not whatever change they may be giving you (that's even if you're been given any). You actually deserve more. This post was meant to serve more or less of a guide to you.

Enough of the talking, read on:


1. You'll have to contend with those people who don't like you.
Of course for you to be at the leading position and head of class, there sure must be a number of your class members who won't like you for one reason or the other. While some would naturally dislike you for no particular reason, others because they wish to be in your position. So expect to meet stiff opposition. They might not want to challenge you openly or directly, but there's that attitude they'll always exhibit. And if you're smart enough, you should be able to deduce and manage them accordingly.

2. You must have an answer to every question.
As the leader, of course its one of your inbound duties to always be there to provide answers and solutions to whatever issues that may arise which concerns the class generally. All though, this can be really difficult especially when you're dealing with a class with a high population. The higher the number of people in class, the bigger your responsibility.

3. ...And you must learn to tolerate the stupid questions too
In as much as its your responsibility to have the right answers to questions, some class members go out of context most atimes by asking stupid or unnecessary questions. This makes the work even more difficult for the Class Rep. They'll throw questions at you like: "Class rep, abeg when school dey vacate?" (when the school calendar is boldy pasted on notice boards or available on the school website), or "Class rep, exam go still start next week shey?" (If the timetable has been adjusted, wouldn't you have heard about it?).. Worse still, some would want to ask the really annoying questions like: "Class Rep, who be your babe na?" (Guy.. Whyyyyyyy? ). As annoying as it could get, some of your class members would call you as early as 5am, disturbing your sweet sleep, just to ask whether the lecture at 10am that morning would still hold (na this one dey pain me pass). For God's sake how class rep wan take know? Abi class rep don dey see future ni?

4. You're so many persons in one.
Yes, you're the class rep. But at the same time, you're somebody's boyfriend. You're somebody's brother, somebody's bestfriend and all that. Some lecturers would even turn you to an errand boy. You're also a politician by disposition... You just have to learn and adapt well to living as so many persons in one. The down side of this aspect is that, all these responsibilities could be really detrimental to your studies in the long run. Because being a man of many parts, you'd rarely find spare time to study except perhaps deep in the night which is time meant for rest and sleep. If you attempt to do it during the day, concentrating tends to become a challenge, alongside the distractions and many phone calls

u r on point o OP, those chicks for my class dose days carry my eyes see shege.. mesef I show Dem say I get leadership experience, na so I use agidi complete my 4yrs tenure...

wen time to choose presido come if u see race wey I run for my dear life..

#whuklassrephelp

niqqaclaimz:
Ok we get dre soon...still 200 followers
How I wan take grow am

lmao..

dnt worry en 1day1day

dotcomnamename:
See Traffic on this thread, my God

Just gotta give credit to the mind behind the creation of d forum

hidhrhis:
Hello nairalanders, i am a student of ekiti state university and i just entered my third year.i am currently on a 3.44 CGPA although im a very hardworking guy but i dont know what im going to do again cos i had a 3.71 in my first year
pls i really need u guys advice

Don't relent, u can make close to 4.0 sef, in my days I dropped to 3.4 after 300L n glory be 2 God I still made it.. You still gat like 4 semesters..

Let your mindset be **SECOND CLASS UPPER OR NOTHING** and you will make it

frustratedrat:
i got to work today in this gloomy state. from what i've googled, i'm suspecting a twisted esophagus (i could be wrong as i've done mouth action and eaten junk too). I once swallowed a tablet mistakenly with a gum. Instead of me to allow it flow down, i tried forcing it out immediately i noticed to no avail. That was about two years ago. Since then i've been having unease swallowing, talking loud, forcing out excreta, singing etc. I vomit at times to free up what is stuck.


i get chest pain, severe headache and nausea. It throws me off balance and i'm forced to sleep to calm the nerves a little. I went home abruptly from work yesterday when the attack occured. Currently incapacitated and lying on the table in the office.


Cc.. Lalasticlala farano

d time u spent typing all these cud v bn spent going to an hospital.. forget abt their exorbitant bills, your life comes first.

without a piece of evidence, every thing is a lie in front of d court of law, Evil Reaps Evil at d long run..

NwaAmaikpe:


He is very lucky..
US jails are like Radisson Blu or even Eko Hotels's suites.

hmm op u didn't stay long

I acknowledge for seminar, for project sef.. d lekshi na those conc. SU guys

lol dose oyibo dey always jealous us

Benz4pimp:
OP!!! Don’t you feel stupid to think that once I unfollow my girlfriend,we are actually breaking up?Please grow and use your brain!!!

noo na 1-month leave u wan go.. lol

grtboy51:

The United Nations has reportedly withdrawn its workers from the southern parts of Malawi due to fears of suspected vampires sucking people’s blood.

LMAO

I've seen plenty pple with vampire teeth sha n I always conclude they are Dracula's bloodline.lol

Highorbit:
As ppl blood just dy hot dy rush to go enter camp this year, I just no wan imagine how those ppl go feel if them fall enter stream 2

adey teyu o

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WilsonMayowa:


Don't really know am stream 1

mehn m lost here, abeg aw una sabi if na stream I you dey or II as me never go my school go do clearance sef

Naff24:


You are really on a good path, when it's start paying now, we won't even remember all the wahala again

na im sure pass o

Naff24:


OCE.... Oracle Certified Expert, some people call it SQL Expert.

OCA.... Oracle Certified Associates

OCP.... Oracle Certified Professional

OCM... Oracle Certified Manager which is the one am working towards now.

WoW ur a motivation.. m on OCE.. Let me it starts paying

Victoria Ascerta

ogbiwa:
*Kelechi Iheanacho tries ANOTHER shot in dying minute
*Akwa Ibom state governor:

My guy u too funny

LorDBolton:

Ontop Common N12m? Nah bro

Amen o

adidison:
Mehn I forgot about the match ... but last night I dreamt that victor Moses scored an impressive goal, came from the right, dribbled a lot of defenders, including the goalkeeper and scored ... ��‍♂️... not sure if we won or not but was a cool goal. Good luck Super Eagles!

lol if I hear say Super Eagles near my sleep sote I go dream of them

mehn he's alrdy lean o compared to when he was just diagnosed, even with all d money and love.

May God protect us all from these deadly diseases and sicknesses o.

#wish him quick recovery

fuckerstard:
You need to tell us the name of the school before I go fit talk.

no need... believe me we have even worse graduates in this country

e be like say I need power bank o

MrBrownJay1:
i certainly feel like my batteries are full, so i guess i havent been born yet....

lols lemme do my own