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SportsRe: Acting Fifa President Hayatou Sleeps Through Press Conference. by damton(m): 9:57pm On Dec 04, 2015
When dem say make dem step down, dem no go gree. They'll turn their official seat to birthright.

This Man has been at the helms of affairs since I grew up to understand what CAF entails and what they do.




Meanwhile.

Akpors came back from school and later he started doing His Mathematics
Homework And While He’s Working Out His Sums, He Says To Himself,
“ Two Plus Five, That Son Of A Bitch Is Seven .
Three Plus Six, That Son Of A Bitch Is Nine …”
Nine Plus One, That Son Of A Bitch Is Ten
Ten Plus Ten, That Son Of A Bitch Is Twenty’’
His Father Heard What He ’s Saying And Shouted, “ What Are You Doing
Akpors?”!!!!
“ I’m Doing My Maths Homework .” Akpors replies
“ And Is This How Your Teacher Taught You To Do It ?” The Father Asked .
“ Yes papa ,” Akpors Answers.
Infuriated , The Next Day The Father went to their school and Asks The
Teacher , “ What Are You Teaching My Son In Mathematics ?”
“ He’ s Learning Addition.” The Teacher Replies .
“ And Are You Teaching Him To Say Two Plus Two, That Son Of A Bitch Is
Four and so on?” Ask The Father ?
After The Teacher laffd and Stops Laughing, She AnswerD, “ No . No .
What I Taught Him Was, Two Plus Two, THAT SUM OF WHICH, Is Four, Four
plus Four , THAT SUM OF WHICH, is Eight.
ONE WORD FOR AKPORS
CareerRe: The Working Condition At Huawei Nigeria: Reason Behind #HuaweiNigeria On Twitter by damton(m):
I think this is fair .

Taking into perspective the poor working conditions prevalent around
CrimeRe: Girl Knocked Down By "Hit & Run" Driver In Abuja - Do You Know Her? by damton(m): 9:30pm On Dec 04, 2015
nnadychuks:
this fool does not even know the meaning of advice
Ode .
I bet you didn't pass your English Language in your SSCE.
not too mention calling someone to order.
if you no what's good for you, bury your head in shame. shocked
CrimeRe: Girl Knocked Down By "Hit & Run" Driver In Abuja - Do You Know Her? by damton(m): 8:48pm On Dec 04, 2015
nnadychuks:
childishness na your surname? Onyeiberibe
OLD SENILE MAN .

GIVE ME MORE Piss of shit ADVICE.
grin
PoliticsRe: Checkout A Village Court In Uyo In 1949 Where Colonial Officers Preside(pic) by damton(m): 8:16pm On Dec 04, 2015
Hmmmmm.

I can imagine how that interpreter would be flaunting his spoken English language abilities allover the place ,as though he had a special endowments

And how does trousers they are putting on would be the in thing at that period and a lot of girls would be swooning allover them..


Truly, The world have profoundly evolved
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi And Obiano At A Burial Ceremony (picture) by damton(m): 8:13pm On Dec 04, 2015
jacoik:
u no c say dem two heads long?
Gerarahere mehn grin
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed: Buhari’s Foreign Trips Have Started Yielding Fruits by damton(m): 8:12pm On Dec 04, 2015
Exploit200:
Nigeria is falling you're still shouting Sai Baba.

where are you from?
BIAFRA
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri: Senate Should Learn From Jonathan's Tolerance To Freedom Of Speech by damton(m): 7:16pm On Dec 04, 2015
okay
PoliticsRe: Lai Mohammed: Buhari’s Foreign Trips Have Started Yielding Fruits by damton(m): 7:11pm On Dec 04, 2015
Sai Baba
CultureRe: Ooni Ogunwusi Customizes His Rolls Royce Ahead Of Coronation (pic) by damton(m): 6:14pm On Dec 04, 2015
This looks photoshopped to me.

Nonetheless,
ADE A PE LORI
BATA A PE LESE.
OYE A MORI O.

LONG LIVE THE MONARCH
PoliticsRe: Peter Obi And Obiano At A Burial Ceremony (picture) by damton(m): 6:03pm On Dec 04, 2015
I thought they were at loggerheads
RomanceRe: No Sex Till Marriage: 4 Major Challenges by damton(m): 5:51pm On Dec 04, 2015
I can't buy a product without testing. period.


What if she has a dick or side dick, how I'm I supposed to know
Science/TechnologyRe: 13 Photos That Sum Up How The World Has Changed For The Worse by damton(m):
IS THE WORLD GETTING BETTER OR TAKEN A TURNED FOR THE WORSE.
CrimeRe: Policeman Shoots Man In Badagry; Youths Protest (photos) by damton(m): 5:42pm On Dec 04, 2015
t
allanphash7:
Kini problem awon men in black yi gan sef ?
inu won dun juu ni.

Awon eeyan jati-jati
PoliticsRe: Two Bomb Blasts In Borno State, Death Toll Unknown by damton(m): 5:41pm On Dec 04, 2015
Na wa o
PoliticsRe: Okorocha's Statue, 'Effigy' Destroyed In Imo by damton(m): 5:35pm On Dec 04, 2015
Pinshure or I don't believe
EducationRe: Ex-OOU VC, Tunji Oyeneye Dies At 67, With Remains Buried Yesterday. by damton(m): 4:56pm On Dec 04, 2015
hafees:
ASK GOOGLE
GOOGLE TALK SAY YOU BE MUMU
PoliticsRe: Dasuki: GEJ Ordered Me To Share N10Billion To PDP Delegates - Saharareporters by damton(m): 4:51pm On Dec 04, 2015
So this what they mean by TRANSFORMATION

There is God oo
Continuuu
EducationRe: OAU-Ife Students Fetch Water From Stream (Pictures) by damton(m): 4:22pm On Dec 04, 2015
Nigeria needs a miracle
PoliticsRe: Buhari With Robert Mugabe At Johannesburg Summit (Photo) by damton(m): 3:36pm On Dec 04, 2015
BUBU: Shey you wan die for Sit ni, abi na when you don they use wheel chair you go comot.

MUGABE: Shey you don ask queen Elizabeth this question when you see am for MALTina where una go.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Fuel-Carrying Tanker Hits Shops In Calabar (Photos) by damton(m): 3:12pm On Dec 04, 2015
Hope no casualties
CareerRe: Hilarious Relationship Between Workers And Their Bosses(pic) by damton(m): 3:06pm On Dec 04, 2015
EXPLOITATION.
CelebritiesRe: Biodun Okeowo Buys New Acura MDX 2010 As Gift For Self (photos) by damton(m): 2:51pm On Dec 04, 2015
[quote author=duduade post=40683471]omo butty woo

But she get fine face anyway.
PhonesRe: MTN Nigeria Fine Increased To $3.9 Billion After Regulator Error by damton(m): 2:31pm On Dec 04, 2015
b
Anthonyoz:
Make NTC take it easy on mtn becos the kind of charge mtn don dey charge for call rate don dey worri me can you imagine 3:21sc for 150naira
You've contributed your own share of the fine.
EntertainmentRe: Davido & Wizkid Perform On Stage Together For The First Time (Pic) by damton(m): 2:28pm On Dec 04, 2015
YOUNG FATHERS BLAZING THE TRAIL.
CelebritiesRe: Biodun Okeowo Buys New Acura MDX 2010 As Gift For Self (photos) by damton(m): 2:17pm On Dec 04, 2015
Fine chic, Fine girl.

They complement each other well.
EducationRe: Ex-OOU VC, Tunji Oyeneye Dies At 67, With Remains Buried Yesterday. by damton(m): 2:13pm On Dec 04, 2015
RIP to him


But what's the take of Islam should there be a need for autopsy , since interment should not tarry for too long.

Just Curious.
CrimeRe: Girl Knocked Down By "Hit & Run" Driver In Abuja - Do You Know Her? by damton(m): 2:11pm On Dec 04, 2015
RavissanteDimma:
Do u even understand what altruism means?
please explain to me.

cos I just checked my dictionary.
CrimeRe: Girl Knocked Down By "Hit & Run" Driver In Abuja - Do You Know Her? by damton(m): 2:10pm On Dec 04, 2015
nnadychuks:
you see a sad story you dey book space. GOAT!
Mumu.

Na your work to dey monitor.

ode.
CrimeRe: Pipeline Explosion In Mechanic Village Warri Now by damton(m): 2:08pm On Dec 04, 2015
Where dem firefighters
PoliticsRe: China To Finance Nigeria's Abandoned Electricity Project by damton(m): 1:48pm On Dec 04, 2015
IN BABA WE TRUST

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