engryomiaina:
When I hear folks making rules.......I laugh. Be yourself abeg. Rules are messed up. Just be yourself[b]. If you love her show it, talk about it. [/b] Don't follow bullshit rules.......do that and you will continue keeping more rules , she will make ur life a living hell.

Simple.

DanceVille:
Everything has a rule, even a relationship. There are
certain things that a guy would say to a lady on a first
date which would determine whether there will be
another date.


Most Nigerian men are not perfect when it comes to
wooing a lady. Due to ego, some men assume that they
can convince any girl to date them, irrespective of what
they do or say.


This principle might work for only a few but a higher
percentage of ladies expect a prospective boyfriend to be
on point in his manner of approach as well as in his
intentions.


First impression matters a lot. If you get it right on a first
date, you are more likely to get a second date and more.
Ladies do not appreciate a braggadocio, so mentioning
your achievements to a lady you are getting to know will
only turn her off.


Unfortunately, most Nigerian guys think this is the best
way to get a girl since most ladies are materialistic.
Well, you’ll need to change your vocabulary. Here are
some silly things most Nigerian men say to ladies that
should be avoided on a first date.


1. I Love You


Okay Pause! How can you possibly love someone you
are still getting to know? That would be lust and a huge
lie for you to say. In as much as you feel something for
her, it is definitely not love, so saying ‘I love you’ either
makes you a liar or a confused fellow.


2. I Am the Son of . . ./ the CEO of . . .


Men, Ladies First
Date
Some men cannot camouflage on low key because they
think if she knows who’se son he is, or where he works,
it might boost his reputation. Well, here’s the shocker,
women do not like it when men strike them as being
proud.
Some ladies might be overwhelmed by your status, some
do not care and may look down on your proud tellings. If
you are not her type, being the son of Dangote will not
change that.


3. You Look Like My Ex


Really! Comparison to an ex; who may still be her
competition, is a ‘NO NO Liner.’ Tell her she looks pretty
and not liken her to someone you once had feelings for.
That will only make her a second option; because your
ex is no more available, you want to settle for her look-
alike.


4. What Are Your Statistics?


Now this would piss women off totally. It is irritating
when men walk up to ladies and within few minutes start
to ask them for their statistics when the guys do not
work for modelling agencies.
This is a lustful question and most ladies may frown at
it. Not only is it inappropriate, it could sound as a rude
shock to the lady.


5. I Can Buy You Anything You Want


Men, Ladies First
Date
Ladies do not like it when they meet men who see them
as cheap,with the assumption that they would fall once
they know their financial needs can be taken care of.
Some ladies would rather walk in rags with pride than
date men who would give them clothes and later make
them feel worthless. Some men even go as far as saying
‘I Can Take You Round the World.’ Not every woman
enjoys these exaggerated promises, especially if the man
is trying so hard to buy her love.


6. I Will Give You Satisfaction


This is really disgusting and most men say it even
though not in black and white. Not only is it
inappropriate to say this to a woman, it is embarrassing
for a lady to be addressed like that when she is not a
prostitute. Even though ladies worry about the sexual
performances of their partners, they do not appreciate it
when men propose this to them while asking them out. It
makes them feel like the men are after their bodies and
nothing else.


7. I Want to Marry You


This line might captivate the heart of teenagers who do
not know what life is talking about. However, saying it to
a lady in her late twenties and above, suggests that you
are either mocking her or plan to use the marriage liner
to get into her panties.
Having said all of these, courtesy demands that the next
time you are about to sweep a lady off her feet, you
should stay clear off the above phrases. Be yourself and
she will love you for who you are.


Compiled By: DanceVille

can't believed I read this piece of Shiite

those apes calling themselves naija women will love to here you say "I can buy you anything"

PLS DONT BE DECEIVE BY READING THIS ARTICLE. NAIJA WOMEN CAN NEVER LOVE YOU FOR WHO YOU ARE! THE MORE YOU TREAT THEM LIKE PIECE OF SHIITE THE MORE THEY SHOW MORE AFFECTION ON YOU. DON'T TREAT A BLACK WOMAN LIKE A QUEEN BUT RATHER AN ANIMAL.

Re u hornny?

Date !...@ Op, In my own opinion on going out with any lady on a date. I believe u must have broken all her defensive mechanism before you even start thinking of going on a date with her ( you can't afford to be humble in this jungle damn it!) and as such it like a reality coming through when u finally give her the opportunity of meeting you and as they say the rest is always history. Live your life either she is with you or not because from time being a woman has always known when you're​ trying to impress her. .

We flow in sleek tunes and roll with fleek mode.

Bumbae1:
He telling lies

TinaAnita:
"I love you" ruins my mood. It irritates the hell out of me. How can you possibly love me when you know nothing about me? That's one hell of a lie I can't swallow..

once you reach some certain age and your ugly face can't keep up that's when you will look for who to tell ya I love ya


ALL THIS DIRTY, UGLY AND IRRITATING WOMEN COMING HERE AND BE FORMING QUEEN WHAT RUINS MY MOOD!


WHAT CAN YOU EVEN OFFER?

Nice write-up Oga Danceville

You forgot to add those that ask if a lady is a virgin on a first date

tosyne2much:
Nice write-up Oga Danceville

You forgot to add those that ask if a lady is a virgin on a first date

Thanks boss..


Longest time boss..

pocohantas:

Na una work na.
Prick administrators...
Bending Rangers...

Lol...you're very funny. I'm actually very romantic. It isn't all about sex for handsome guys cos you get way too many offers. It's really not a big deal. Sometimes I just want to cuddle.
You like to cuddle?

The long wait is finally over. my next sure fixed game, from my sure source drops tomorrow, (12/05/2017) see images below for more..

not for naija ladies

mrsam23456:
The long wait is finally over. my next sure fixed game, from my sure source drops tomorrow, (12/05/2017) see images below for more..

SCAMMER.....Caught you red handed...

Go learn work....

Why was the NC 3212006554 and game code 6533 and 1229 the same on 2 different days....8th and 29th

Try harder

OP,

There are no hard and fast rules these days. People are different.

Some women have no time to waste. The first date might be to size you up. If you tick the boxes. If she feels you have not made it enough yet, she'd rather go on a date with another guy next time. She'd only come back to you if you seem more promising than the others. She'd only glean out most stuff through what you say. If what you say are mostly bobos, that is another matter. She'll find out in good time anyway.

Most women are not there slacking, they are scoping like experts. Far more pro-active now.

Lots of ladies secretly or openly wish to have a guy economically better off than themselves, though not all. Suffering in 9ja is too much. People want economic security for their future kids & themselves.

When jungle cast as 9ja is now, things may not be as it should be. Those rules may be largely invalid for many.

holatimmy:
This word too should be included...

"Please say Yes,I can't do without you"
That word alone contains 562000 lies in seconds.

Lol

ThemiDhayor:
Nice one op.


If a Nigerian guy tells me all these stuffs, I will surely make sure I wet him wit d hot coffee on my hand..

Bro lalasticlala... If na u sef... Na kiss I go giv u.

Abeg shift this thread to fp.

U neva chop beating b4 na

I don't date.

Nofuckgiven:
And some useless misogynists and chauvinists would soon come here to insult their female relatives all in a bid to get back at Nigerian women! Educated illiterates!

Y ur blood dey hot na? Na so u dey lash wit one guy on a thread about cooking on first date!

femo86:


SCAMMER.....Caught you red handed...

Go learn work....

Why was the NC 3212006554 and game code 6533 and 1229 the same on 2 different days....8th and 29th

Try harder

I bin dey observe dat guy for long. Na confirm fraudster he b. Pple lyk him should b Banned indefinitely.

pocohantas:
They won't hear...
They will still come and tell us what most Nigerian girls like.

Madam u don tey 4 d game...ur CV plum

AlphaStyles:
just shake ur pocket make dem see nd see d magic

Bros dat 1 far....just drop car keys,iphone 4 table and see real magic happen

Forget all these long story abi you think say na london you dey? 99.9% of naija women are cash and carry. You can poo on them as long as you have the cash to spend and they will still be running after you. Low life sluts.

omaigala12:
So if dangote Pikin Naaw carry naija babe Comot com tell am say iam d son of Alhaji Aliko Dangote and e con spend d bar to back am up, d girl go vex abi
We are washing u from the high places

Help me tell OP

For this naija wey we dey...the lady go dey find how she go become baby mama that same night

She fit even pop the question before the end of that date

goingape1:
once you reach some certain age and your ugly face can't keep up that's when you will look for who to tell ya I love ya


ALL THIS DIRTY, UGLY AND IRRITATING WOMEN COMING HERE AND BE FORMING QUEEN WHAT RUINS MY MOOD!


WHAT CAN YOU EVEN OFFER?

I tire for these women wey wan dey form here like say we blind. Cooperate ashawos on the loose.

cerowo:
Some Guys are terrible when wooing

There is nothing like wooing again in naija. Na only poor men dey waste their saliva trying to woo wetin dey up for sale. Cash 'n' carry things.

Xda59:


There is nothing like wooing again in naija. Na only poor men dey waste their saliva trying to woo wetin dey up for sale. Cash 'n' carry things.

Lols
na u talk am o

Nairaland babes

All these epistle for wooing a woman? Oritse mo bie o the average naija man thinks pus sy is some stuff out of this world... nah, women want it as much as you want it... that pu s sy doesn't eat rice n beans or dodo, it only eats a di c k. So now that every here knows this, then guys...stop hovering around women all day, get busy with life's hussle. You are trying to kill yourself to provide food for their starving cu Nts? Why cant you just let it starve so they can beg for your package? they need us more than we need them, Guys, stop losing your power, damn it!

OP Wots Ur statistics Hw? Am not understanding Pls explain lol

Hmm

ThemiDhayor:
Nice one op.


If a Nigerian guy tells me all these stuffs, I will surely make sure I wet him wit d hot coffee on my hand..

Bro lalasticlala... If na u sef... Na kiss I go giv u.

Abeg shift this thread to fp.

If a lady wet me with hot coffee without any genuine reason, I will also wet her face with hot dirty slap coz wat a lady can do, guy can do better...